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Human Garbage Who Told Auburn PD He Was Happy Ron Tarentino Was Killed Was Arrested Today For Threatening To Shootup Auburn High School On SnapChat

An Auburn High School dropout who was arrested in May for telling the Auburn PD he was happy that Ron Tarentino was murdered, was back in the news today for threatening to shoot up Auburn High School.

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Some genius from Auburn named Marcus Rodriguez thought it would be wise to drop out of high school three weeks ago on his 18th birthday. Because that always works out well in the long run. But if you drop out of high school, you’re supposed to be done with it. It’s bad enough you’re now a loser without a high school degree. If you keep going back to the school because you clearly miss it, then you look like an even bigger moron.

Well apparently this slugrake didn’t get that memo. And after he was arrested and released last night on vehicle charges, he got out of jail and he did the only logical thing he could do – made a video of himself threatening to shoot up Auburn High School and posted it to SnapChat in the morning when school started:


Yea, this kid is a real winner.



You gotta be a pretty dumbshit chucklefucker to post your death threats on social media. It’s like you’re begging to be arrested. Sure, he could’ve waited a day or two, but this rocket scientist decided he was gonna send the threats the second he got out of jail for committing a completely separate crime.

Of course, this kid at the age of 18 has already established himself as Auburn’s most notorious asshat. That’s because in May 0f 2016, shortly after Auburn Police Officer Ron Tarentino was murdered in cold blood at a routine traffic stop, dipshit McGee thought it would be wise to walk into the Auburn Police Station and tell his grieving brothers and sisters in blue that he was glad that the dedicated father of three had expired:

According to police, Mr. Rodriguez “is very well known to the Department as he had been arrested as recently as yesterday (Wednesday) on motor vehicle charges and again on May 23, 2016 after causing a disturbance in the lobby of the police station after Officer Tarentino’s murder,” police said in a prepared statement.

According to Auburn Police Chief Andrew J. Sluckis Jr. on Thursday, in May Mr. Rodriguez arrived at the Auburn Police station after hearing of Officer Ronald Tarentino’s shooting death “and expressed his opinion that he was happy that Officer Tarentino was murdered.” Mr. Rodriguez was told to leave the police station, but refused, the chief said. Mr. Rodriguez was arrested in the lobby after refusing to leave the building.

No words. He basically spit in their faces. I’m sure a lot of the Auburn PD could’ve used a week off to grieve and process what happened to Officer Tarentino. But unfortunately the police don’t close, and they just had to work through the pain. This kid knew how saddened and emotionally vulnerable they were, and he went out of his way to go down there and shit all over them some more. Just to be a dick. Since he likes spitting in their faces, you should feel free to do the same. If you see this face, feel free to spit on him.




It’s OK because he has no soul and he is beyond rehabilitation. How else can you explain someone doing that? Oh, you hate the cops? Cool story bro. You must be such a badass!! But ya know you can still hate them by ranting on cop block. You don’t have to actually go down to the police station and do it to their faces, knowing full well that you won’t get the ass whooping that’s coming your way because they’re all professionals. But as far as I’m concerned, you’re definitely owed an ass whooping.

Anyway, this kid is the definition of a pussy. All talk and backs none of it up. Says he’s gonna shoot up the school from his Mom’s house in Auburn. Drops out high school because getting 60’s in a bunch of low level classes was way too challenging for him. Tells the Auburn PD he’s happy Ron Tarentino was murdered, because he knows deep down inside that he’s way too much of a poon sandwich to ever try to hurt a cop. His loser parents must be so proud of the animal they’ve raised.


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38 Comment(s)
  • Fuck this kid
    December 16, 2016 at 8:00 am

    You hit the nail on the head there at the end, can only imagine what this idiots cunt of a mother and legally retarded father are like. Disgusting. I’ve had run ins with auburn police (nothing major, never been arrested) and some times they suck, but this mother fucker obviously went too far, regardless he’s getting fucked real hard in jail while Tarentino gives him the finger from heaven.

    • ToFTK^
      December 17, 2016 at 11:45 am

      ^…..also from heaven re-directing his family and friends away from the killers girlfriends childhood buddies. Absolutely, no good.

  • James R. Ustler
    December 15, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    Asking for a friend, just what is Turtleboy’s hard-on for cops? Like I get it respect the boys in blue & all that seriously but like you LOVE the pigs lmao it really shows in your writing pal

  • Noseface
    December 15, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Very surprising to see a Puerto Rican breaking the law and disliking police. They usually are upstanding law abiding citizens.

    • Dgaf
      December 15, 2016 at 11:47 pm

      I wonder if this is who I think it is. Nose face rc ?

  • Reddog
    December 15, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    This kid has a mouth like an alligator,and balls like a squirrel. Fuck him

  • Gronkmonster
    December 15, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    Anon..I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you are a friend of his who also has dropped out of school ? Is that post intended to intimidate someone or just show how complexity fucking stupid you are and that should scare people ? I may actually have lost brain cells reading what ever never ending sentence bullshit is

  • Annon
    December 15, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Turtle boy stfu don’t talk about my dude like that you fucking faggot honestly you are a fucking asshole how tf you just gonna call a human being g a garbage your a fucking faggot and honestly you need to go fuck yourself fuck you and fuck your reports you pussy bitch

    • Mr Butthurt
      December 15, 2016 at 9:57 pm

      Annon go get back in line at the welfare office your suckbag.

    • MrSmiley
      December 16, 2016 at 1:40 am

      B b b b utt mommyyyy hees meeaaaaannnn

    • Fuck Marcus
      December 16, 2016 at 8:04 am

      Hey Ryan Brackett stfu your boy/child is a fucking loser and so are you for getting all pissy all over social media about it. You should make some decent friends before you get into the real world or you’ll end up in jail with your butt buddy

    • Fuck this kid
      December 16, 2016 at 8:04 am

      Nice vocabulary

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 15, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    RT74 forever. Fuck that asshole/

  • Giovanni
    December 15, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    So let me just make this clear.. you’re saying I could spit in his face without into trouble or catching a case?!.. see ya at Worcester buddy!

  • Amber cote :)
    December 15, 2016 at 7:48 pm

    This is actually false… he didn’t go to the police station to rant about how he was happy Tarantino died. He went for other reasons. But you know would know because you know him right?

    • Annon
      December 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm

      Seeeeee some else agrees your fucking stupid get your facts straight

    • Fuck this kid
      December 16, 2016 at 8:02 am

      Shut the fuck up no one cares about you, go shoot up. Doesn’t matter why he went down there, the fact he did what he did is wrong, are you also legally retarded?

  • Yell
    December 15, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Wow. How sad for All those who judge when you don’t know the accuser or his family. Yes he needs help. He needs prayers. And the family needs understanding that as a parent we don’t always have control over our children’s actions even when yes we have given them all the love support and teachings they need to be good people. It doesn’t always work out

    • Mr Butthurt
      December 15, 2016 at 9:00 pm

      Fuck him

      • Fuck you Mr butthurt
        December 16, 2016 at 11:58 am

        Fuck you

    • Sargeant Hulka
      December 16, 2016 at 9:17 am

      He needs help alright… Meeting his maker. Shitty parents result in shitty kids.

      • ash
        December 24, 2016 at 12:03 am

        Actually his parents are not shitty parents, I personally know the family

  • DJ BobnMic
    December 15, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    The truth is……….

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    The only reason I’m here now is I was laying out by my pool this afternoon getting a tan and I thought to myself ‘self I wonder what sort of lies those bullshit artists on TBS are saying today’.

  • Auburnite
    December 15, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    I sent him a message but I cant cut and paste. Fkn scumbag in my town? Laughing about one of MY cops being killed. I wanna just smack him like a bitch.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm

    I’m sorry I haven’t been posting much lately but I’ve been on a case. They sent me to Guantanamo on a suspected code red case with a softball playing pretty boy Naval Lawyer who couldn’t handle the truth.

    • BobnMic
      December 15, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      ^^^ lmao

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 15, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    I’d fuck him.

    DJ boys don’t fight I think both of you are super talented keyboard artists. I taught my kid how to do this <———8 it's a penis LOL

    • Light one up
      December 16, 2016 at 6:53 pm

      You dumb ass. That’s not a penis. This is a penis 8====D – – –

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 15, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    Karma is a bitch, particularly when your REALLY stupid.

    • Karma
      December 15, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      Turd Burglestein is Karma’s Bunghole

  • Michele (Wife of BobnMic)
    December 15, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    This little boy is a piece of shit!! Although I love fucking Latino men and that’s why my husband Robert dislikes Latin people because he was cuked before, I would never fuck a beaner who is anti-police!!

  • Junior Felon
    December 15, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    Another dead-beat girly-boy, who has entered the world of felonies.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 15, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      Marcus better change his ways quick or his asshole is going to look just like mine after his first prison stay.

      • BobnMic
        December 15, 2016 at 5:37 pm

        Turd Burglestein and Fiesty’s obsession with me yields this response:


        • Turd Burglestein
          December 15, 2016 at 5:54 pm

          Hey look…slobndics copy/pasted my christmas card post to him from last week. How original. Boy, you really got me good with that one. I donn’t knowmif I can ever come back from that one. I mean how do you follow something like this?

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          ~~~▄▄██▌█ ░░░░ The Bitch Slap TRUCK IS COMING FOR YOU!!!░ ▐
          ▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ░░Bend Over BobnMic…And I’ll Drive, Bitch Boy░░▐

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 15, 2016 at 6:14 pm

          Lets try that again…have to shorten it up a bit, just like your dick.

          ~~——–~~~~▄▌ █▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌
          ~~—-~▄▄██▌█ ░ The Bitch Slap TRUCK IS COMING░ ▐
          ▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ For you BobnMic, you bitchboy░░ ▐

          • BobnMic
            December 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm

            That’s actually pretty classic seriously. Props where props are due.

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