Social Justice Warriors

Hurricane Karen Gets Boston Harbor Cruises Shut Down After Freaking Out When She Saw People Not Living In Fear On One Of Their Boats


This is Marty Walz (yes, her name is almost identical to Mayor Mushmouth), a Boston SJW, former State rep, and former President of Planned Parenthood.

As you can see she looks exactly like they ALWAYS look. She’s consumed with white guilt and is an active part of the “resistance.”

She’s also a mega Karen who was completely bought into the idea that human being should not interact with one another due to commie cold, even though she said nothing about the protests with over 50K people in Boston and around the country.  On July 25 she posted this image of a Boston Harbor cruise that began to make the rounds.

The Karens and coronobros freaked out over it like they always do, calling it a “mass murderous image.”

Because people congregating on boats is dangerous, but this isn’t.

Thank goodness for science.

The media ran with her Karening, and the next thing you know Bay State Harbor Cruises was issued a cease and desist.

Marty was loving the fact she got a business shut down during her free time because “we’re all in this together.”


Because tens of thousands of people protesting in Boston sure indicates to me that we’re all in this together.

The company says that they weren’t in violation of the imaginary law either.

On Monday, company owner Michael Glasfeld said in a statement that the boat sailed at 33 percent capacity, and there was enough room for passengers to socially distance.

“Clearly, this is a situation where the public’s view is far more important than whether or not we are conducting activities in accordance with regulations,” he said. “We value our reputation as being a company that does the right thing, and we are working with the City of Boston’s Dept. of Health this week to further work on what needs working on.

And the real Marty Walsh issued a statement bragging about his big victory.

“This weekend’s mass gathering on a boat in the harbor represents a serious threat to public health, which is why today the Boston Public Health Commission together with the state’s Department of Labor Standards issued a cease-and-desist order to Bay State Cruise Company,” Mayor Marty Walsh said in a statement. “We’ve made great sacrifices and worked hard over the last few months to stop the very real and very dangerous spread of COVID-19, and it’s vital every person and every business take this public health emergency seriously, and do their part to keep their families, neighbors and communities safe.” 

He’s “made great sacrifices” by allowing the protests. He’s “worked hard” by building junkie cages for every drugged out asshole in Boston to congregate in close quarters without masks on, and then walk around the city spreading it as the panhandle.

The City of Boston will let junkies and rioters do whatever they want, but won’t allow law abiding people  go out for a cruise and enjoy their lives instead of living in fear. I’d say that I’m surprised but we’re living in a society where people support having the government completely throw out all their civil liberties in order to protect us from a virus with a 99.98% recovery rate.


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89 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Deval
    August 10, 2020 at 8:47 am

    I don’t think her mother made the right choice. Too bad she wasn’t thrown out with the garbage. What’s with the teeth don’t these crazy broads go to the dentist .

  • Dirk Digler
    August 8, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    She looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down

  • Cheddah
    August 7, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    If Karen had a face…

  • Judge dread
    August 6, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Former executive at Planned Parenthood, that tells me everything i need to know about this eugenicist baby killer.

    • Southie changed I didn’t
      August 7, 2020 at 12:04 am

      Who has Assisted in killing more humans. The Chief Executive Officer of Planned Parenthood or the President of Boston Harbor Cruises?…and the Media thinks Biden is winning. Lmfao

  • Snarky Pete
    August 6, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    I would’ve guessed her last name was Cohn

  • libtardosis is a serious mental health issue.
    August 6, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Go bomb her twitter. Frigging douche.

    • Rep Daddy Warbucks Pressley
      August 6, 2020 at 12:09 pm

      It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. This sick looking horsefaced tranny hags strap on must be worn out and covered in Marty’s feces.

  • Mark Cist Hater
    August 6, 2020 at 9:22 am

    Are all ugly guys this angry?

  • Karen of All Karens
    August 6, 2020 at 9:20 am

    Wow – she is giving AOC a run for her money in the Horse Face department.

  • Joe Curtatone
    August 6, 2020 at 8:32 am

    marty walz= no titz

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    August 6, 2020 at 7:12 am

    Turtleriders are gonna love my VP pick!

  • Toolman
    August 6, 2020 at 7:07 am

    What a rotten, duplicitous cunt. She needs the dead dick of Floyd George.

  • Paulina Porizkova
    August 6, 2020 at 7:06 am

    I came out of the shadows the second Ric croaked.

    • Joey Ramones Ghost
      August 6, 2020 at 7:09 am

      How dare you!

  • Judge dread
    August 6, 2020 at 2:23 am

    you know you half to be a super asshole if you upvote this, because its going up up anyway..

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    August 6, 2020 at 12:27 am

    Saw it in another blog, but bears repeating:

    Male Karen is a Kevin.

    Flows off the tongue so much better than “Todd.”

  • george costanza
    The jew hunter
    August 6, 2020 at 12:09 am

    I missed one, my bad

  • bston1775
    Austin Powers
    August 5, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Such progress, such advancement-
    It’s an amazingly powerful statement of human and societal evolution; when a Transsexual was named the CEO of Planned Parenthood League in Massachusetts, we truly said “ahh fuck it.”

    In the iconic words of Austin Powers- “That’s a mannnn baby!”

  • Max Cady
    August 5, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Remember how I did Lori Davis in the hotel room. I’d do her like that…except maybe a little rougher so she never ever forgets:

    Mind your business, and never fuck with my livelihood.

  • Max Cady
    August 5, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Remember how I did Lori Davis in the hotel room. I’d do her like that…except maybe a little rougher so she never ever forgets:

    Mind your business, and never fuck with my livelihood.

    • johny two times
      August 6, 2020 at 8:26 am

      get the papers get the papers

      • Jim Morrison
        August 6, 2020 at 8:34 am

        Love me two times

  • Starve the beast
    August 5, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Great idea. Shut down another business that pays taxes. Your “government” at work. Starve the beast.

  • Hugh Mungous
    August 5, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Planned Parenthood, one look at that jib …. In the words of Curly Howard , NYAHAHAHHHH

    • Captain Trips
      August 6, 2020 at 10:49 am

      And people think I’m ugly!

      Eeeeb be be be be be be be be

  • Mudd
    August 5, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    This bitch is coming after someone’s livelihood. Bet she wouldn’t like it if someone started dipping into her pockets

  • North of the Border
    August 5, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    This bitch needs to utilize her “Haaahhh-vaaahhhd” education, pull out a dictionary, and look up the word, “hypocrite.”

    Then she needs to beat herself in the face.

  • Beatin Off to the Oldies
    August 5, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    She should be working for Planned Dental Work, she resembles a beaver. I bet she can receive microwave signals on those dumbo ears. Her relationship with planned parenthood is curious considering she’s too repulsive to attract a partner. An ugly, bitter old skank.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 5, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Would not. Unless I get to strangle her to death first.

  • Every.Single.Time
    August 5, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    What’s up with the #supremerally? Is she admitting to be a supremacist? I though they said supremacists were bad….?

  • 401-764-5554
    August 5, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    RI Governor announced a holiness for switching on gatherings of more than 15 people. They should be flooded with calls every time there is a blm, defund police or some other stupid protest full of people too selfish to stay home during a pandemic while demanding that everyone else stay home and wear a useless piece of cloth over your face.

    • Holiness Hotline
      August 5, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      Not sure what I typed that auto-corrected hotline to holiness, but obviously it’s now a holy mission to report these selfish protestors

      • Chris Tranos
        August 6, 2020 at 8:28 am

        switching? you dumbass

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 5, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Hey TB !!
    You mentioned all her “formers” in the intro, but you forgot………….” presently and and actively an obnoxious CUNT”!

  • Kermit Gosnell
    August 5, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    How do cunts like this get away with being the head of planned parenthood which kills millions of black babies and get to act like a woke sjw. wake up black people.

  • Hajii
    August 5, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Shut your mouth you filthy whore! Infidels like you should be smited for violating the the laws given to us from the Holy Prophet most high, may peace be upon him. Where is your hijab? You have offended me, you filthy dog. If the woman does not fulfill the duty of Hijab, then she is prone to the punishment and wrath of Allah. You should be in jail, you donkey.

  • Cookie Monster
    August 5, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    All of these establishment democrats are pushing the SJW And BLM are going to loose to the people they are promoting . Look what just happend to the black guy congressman in St Louis part of the click. He just lost to a BLM activist. Mike Capuano. Last year. AOC took down an incumbent. Marty Walsh will loose if Biden doesent get elected . If your a company CEO in these Dem cities you got to be thinking of relocating headquarters to Texas NC New Hampshire. They will push out and shakedown everyone with a buck that lives there. The Devil you know is better than the one you don’t

  • Sick of them all....
    August 5, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    Nice Marty. Well played. No embarrassment being a former chief officer at a place founded by an avowed racist and killing viable babies. But NO MASK?!?! The horror! Go haunt a house, you vile evil shrew.

  • Power and Control
    August 5, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    It’s all progressives care about. If Trump loses they’ll rule with an iron hand.

  • Softcock Sal
    August 5, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Lots of “studied at” in that FB brag sheet.

    Not so much “completion.”

    I’m sure whatever lovers she’s had have also suffered from lack of “completion” after they get a good view of what they’re banging.

  • whatevuh
    August 5, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Planned Parenthood = Legalized Murder.
    This whole mess with Corona is too see how much of your freedom they can take away before you get too pissed off. Unfortunately for us, not enough of us have gotten sufficiently pissed off yet.

  • Please put on a mask
    August 5, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    In all of your pics there is no mask on your ugly face. Please put on a mask that covers your entire ugly fucking face.

  • Captain Trips
    Mick Jagger
    August 5, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I had no idea Keith Richards had an older sister

  • Mastiff squint
    August 5, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Oh Marty dear, you must talk to Charley about getting the torpedo boat from Fall River. If you thought directing the sale of fetal tissue was thrilling, just think how wet you will get when the selfish little people all turn at once on the deck of that tourist boat. Just as you unload 500 pounds of TNT in the side, that show them the error of putting you in danger of catching the virus.
    By the way do you have lamp shades in the living room made from the skin of Trump supporters with stylish tattoos?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 5, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    If I got a seise and desist order because some uppity cunt took a picture of my ship from 400 yards away I would rip it up and sue that gross whore for Double liarable deformation and then fuck start her skull

    • Yeah right!
      August 5, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      What’s the name of your boat ST, the SS Douchebag?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 5, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Joey Ramone looks good these days.

  • The Noticer
    August 5, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Harvard is trash! I wonder if she went to pedo island with Epstein or spent some time in his Harvard office?

    Could Harvard be implicated in child trafficking?

  • Marty Walz's 7 cats
    August 5, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I always wondered what happened to the landlord from Kingpin!

    Hey Marty (nice name by the way) – Fuck you – you cunt! You are everything that is wrong with the “woke” society.

    • Marty Walz
      August 5, 2020 at 4:25 pm

      What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

  • Maureen McCarthy
    August 5, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Another one who sucks lemons for breakfast. Are these SJW’s all clones? Couldn’t they at least clone beautiful specimens? They all look the same, have the same pout and pursed lips. I feel sorry that they’re incapable of enjoying life.

  • jeffrey dahmer
    August 5, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    This is jeffrey dahmer. This woman has ended more black lives than I ever dreamed of. Planned parenthood. Hmmm I should have joined planned parent hood.

    • Oprah is a Human Trafficker
      August 5, 2020 at 11:04 pm

      You had your flaws, Mr. Dahmer, but at least you weren’t racist! You tortured and ate everyone, how sweet. A real role model to all of the monsters out there!

  • What was Marty Walz favorite movie growing up?
    August 5, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Bedknobs and Broomsticks

  • The face of abstinence
    August 5, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    The Face of abstinence

  • Fugly Pinko cunt
    August 5, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    Look up the definition of fugly pinko cunt. Bet this dumb bitches picture is next to the definition.

  • Chief Death Officer at Planned Parenthood
    August 5, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    This fight broad is a “former chief exec” at planned parenthood. So in other words she is pro death. Not pro choice. It’s pro death. She is ok with murdering unborn babies many of whom are minorities she lies and says she cares about. But then is more worried about someone outside on a deck of a boat not wearing a mask that doesn’t stop this virus anyways. Priorities. And stupidity.

  • 3 Bagger
    August 5, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    This chick is FUGLY. 3 bagger. One over her head. One over her partners head. And one next to the bed in case someone’s rips. No eye holes in the bag either. FUGLY INSIDE AND OUT. NO REDEEMING QUALITIES.

    • Joe Biden
      August 5, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      This is Joe Biden. I wouldn’t bang this ugly broad with Bill Clinton’s dick. Don’t forget to vote for me for Senate in Super Thursday. This ugly broad is gonna vote for me.

      • Rosie O’Donnell
        August 5, 2020 at 3:47 pm

        This is Rosie O’Donnell. I’d lick it. Is she single? Is she gay? My hot cop fiancé from Worcester dumped my ugly fat ass. Money isn’t everything.

          August 5, 2020 at 4:03 pm

          Can I get in the middle of this carpet sandwich? I promise not to delete you like my emails. PS Jeffrey Epstein offed himself.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 5, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    I couldn’t smoke enough cigarettes, meth, crack, deprive myself of sleep, under eat, and drink hard liquor 20 hours a day for 35 years to look as unhealthy and worn as this bitch.

    • Never dip
      August 5, 2020 at 3:52 pm

      Most liberal women are ugly. All liberal women are insane. Never dip your wick in crazy.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 5, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    I have tampons that are less miserable than this bitch… and they’re all stuck up cunts.

    August 5, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    John 8:44

    Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

  • Fat Bastard
    August 5, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    She’s dirked more babies than me!

  • Osiris
    August 5, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    I’m thinking her residence smells of cat urine. And that is some SMASHED UP furniture in that cave she calls a mouth.
    Mary, if you’re reading this…it’s NEVER too late to get those chompers fixed.

  • CONN
    August 5, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    9 out 10 police sketch artists drew a perfect depiction of this woman by just reading the text of the article without any pictures.

  • Kenny k
    August 5, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    She is a Lobbyist and a cosultant for developers to push out poor people and minorities . Hypocrite .

    • Bucky
      August 5, 2020 at 3:17 pm

      …and as CFO of Planned Parenthood, she also dragged them out kicking and screaming.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 6, 2020 at 12:09 am

        Or vacuumed…

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    August 5, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    This is the “new normal.” Wait till you see how things look after I
    am elected.

  • hartf811
    Dr. Joseph Mengele
    August 5, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Killing babies good.
    Risk of Covid 19 Bad.

  • Olaf the Seal Skinner
    August 5, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Well, I’m taking the rest of the summer off since there is too much competition along the shore now.

    Instead, I’m going to try and knock off some of the toothy business wreckers. I’ll be fishing with my pal Quint.

    A double treble-hook rig with 2 Marty teasers might do the trick!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Quint
      August 5, 2020 at 3:25 pm

      At 13 she lost her virginity

      Well, not this one, not in my vicinity!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 5, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Such a fraud.

    The biggest threat to black lives? Planned Parenthood. It was set up for the very purpose of solving “the problem” of blacks reproducing like rabbits.

    The mass murder line, at some point, needs to be recognized as the most ridiculous statement of the year.

    But hey, we are deep in the throws of a global pandemic that has taken a terrifying 0.004% of the world’s population. We must do something to “stop the spread” of fucktards like this ceramic figurine collecting cat lady. Idiots.

  • Dick LaBone
    August 5, 2020 at 3:01 pm

    A face that would erase a thousand hard ons.

  • Bucky
    August 5, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    Just curious…why does it have an adam’s apple?

  • Truth
    August 5, 2020 at 2:50 pm

    When they say “We’re all in this together”, “this” means the Nazi Party

    • Bucky
      August 5, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      *Technically Bolsheviks

  • Former President of Planned Parenthood?
    August 5, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    AKA mass murderer. This “lady” has murdered more Black people than black people.

    • the virgin Connie Swail
      August 5, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      raunchy slut
      baby murderer
      filthy cunt

  • Mumbles Menino
    August 5, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Great job! They shut down party boats to Provincetown!

    LOL! So woke!

  • Lolololololol
    August 5, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Marty Waltz???? We are living in a Seinfeld episode.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    August 5, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Yuk:( wouldn’t in a billion years.

  • New boot goofin'
    August 5, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    I no longer want to bring a child into this world. Antinatalism is really our only choice.

  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    August 5, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I thought Ric Ocasek was dead?

    • ElJefe72
      August 5, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      He did, from a certain point of view. In reality he decided he was transgender and transitioned into Marty Walz.

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