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All-Star Fall River Parents Try To Start A Riot At Durfee High School After Kid Snapchats A Gun At School, Legendary Facebook Commentary Ensues

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You wonder why kids are bringing guns and acting like assholes at school? Probably because stupidity starts at home. Some wannabe gangsta teenager supposedly brought a gun to Durfee High School in Fall River today. I say “supposedly” because the kid was nabbed at home and it was a BB gun in the picture. How did school officials find out there was a gun “on premises?” Well, it wasn’t because the school has metal detectors, that’s for damn sure. The kid made the genius decision, aside from the brilliant one of eluding he brought a weapon to school, to snapchat himself with a gun, full-on with Durfee High School filter and everything!



Parents went apeshit on the Grew Up in Fall River Facebook page and started that age-old game of ghetto telephone. Instead of just letting the school and police do their jobs, these All-Star parents opted to flip out, start rumors, text their kids to leave school, and even run down to Durfee to go and pick them up. Mind you the delinquent was caught, and identified, almost immediately.



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Yea, don’t listen to the principals or the cops who are telling you NOT to come to school and freak everyone out. They’re dumb. You should do as Dawn Almeida says and just “go get your kids.” Because this is someone you want to take advice from:


So Fall River it hurts.


I wouldn’t even call, I’d tell my child to walk out and be there to pick her up.”

Oh good. More Fall River parents teaching their kids to undermine authority. Rules are overrated. Anarchy is way more fun, right Samantha?


Then there’s Kayla Grant:

screen-shot-2016-10-24-at-6-59-22-pmscreen-shot-2016-10-24-at-6-59-33-pm Someone needs to give Kayla Grant, a grown-ass woman, the Oscar for best dramatic performance. Oh? You’re going to cry? You need a Georgia Oak to faint under? Give me a fucking break. You should be arrested for causing a panic. Kayla seems like a real winner too. Guess where she graduated from “college”?


Ahhh yes, the Salter School!!! Which has about half the credibility of Trump University. A place where people who find community college to be too challenging can get a degree so they can feel better about themselves and pursue illustrious careers at Wal-Mart. Apparently they don’t teach patience at the Salter School because Kayla damn near caused a riot. Don’t worry though, her kids won’t have to grow up following stupid things like “procedures.” LOL. And you know you’re a Fall River trap queen when we go to your Facebook page and all we find is you doing bathroom selfies:



Only terrible, self-absorbed people take bathroom selfies.

Then there’s perhaps the greatest name we’ve ever seen – Leena Da Queencong:



According to her she was texting her kid while this was going on and they were hiding out in the bathroom. Hey, here’s an idea Queencong – stop texting your kids during school. They’re fine. You’re only adding to the theatrics by making it seem like they’re living through Columbine all over again.


Yea, why doesn’t the school have a procedure in place for situations like this? Oh that’s right, they do. And all these parents completely disregarded it and opted to go the anarchy route instead. Gotcha.


I love how the first thing the kid says in the text is “don’t freak out.” Naturally the first thing Mom does is freak out.

And what did a couple of these pajama clad Fall River rats do when the locked down school wouldn’t release their kids because of a “shelter in place” order? Flipped out on the cops and started screaming shit of course:


Marina Madeira is a real winner too:



Plus she saved France from terrorists:


“Something needs to be done.” Yea, no shit Marina. Luckily something was done. The school was placed on lockdown in order to keep the kid’s safe. The perpetrator was identified and arrested. I’ll tell you what doesn’t need to be done though – forming a Fall River Portuguese mob of people who conveniently do not have to be at work at 11:00 AM on a Monday, and invading the high school while holding small children. And guess what they did when they got there?

They tried to incite a riot in the cafeteria of the high school. Because….Fall River. Of course this genius tapes vertically too. People who do this have no soul.

How bout some of that rational commentary from the masses though? Particularly from the ringleader who obviously didn’t have to work today and thought it would be wise to bring a small child with him as he incited the crowd:



Oh, and of course he taped the whole thing on his cell phone. Because if you don’t tape it on your cell phone then it never happened. He said some brilliant things to say:

“The cops who aren’t doing anything. Standing around holding their hands in their pockets.”

Actually, they are doing something. They’re making sure your dumb ass doesn’t get too out of line and incite a full fledged riot.

“If it was any other state they would’ve sent these kids out of the school.”

This coming from a man who clearly has no idea how any other state or school district handles lockdown drills. He was also giving it to the police:

“We pay your salary.”

No you don’t. Taxpayers pay their salary. Taxpayer are working at 11:00 AM on a Monday. You’re actually on the other end of the tax flow chart, whining about services you never really paid for to begin with. Look at the entitlement! Why in the flying pig scrotum were these idiots even allowed INSIDE a locked-down school? Gee, I wonder why so many kids are growing up to be assholes these days. Where are they learning it? Luckily most people agreed that these people are idiots. Except for Kim. Kim is with the crowd of imbeciles.

Or how bout this chick who wore were finest pajama bottoms down to the mob scene and sounded like she smokes two packs a day since she was four years old:



Another winner.

Then there’s the rational woman in the pink running around leading the crowd in nonsensical cheers, demanding the release of 3,000 kids from a gigantic public high school:


Or the legions of people taping it all on their cell phones:



These people weren’t here to help. They were here to provoke the police and tape them, hoping to be the next viral hero on Cop Block.

You people think you’re helping your kids? No. The school had it under control. They apprehended the kid in the picture, have another in custody, and had to lock the school down because they couldn’t find the gun. You’re just thinking that you, and your kid, are more important than the safety and structure of every member of faculty and student during this entire crisis. Every one of you screaming in this video should be under arrest. You’re not a hero. You scared already terrified students because you thought you were important.

Newsflash: You’re not.

Oh, and don’t come on here and make comments about how I would understand if it was my kid. My kid has been in a school crisis like this before and you know what I did? I waited patiently and let the authorities DO THEIR JOB. I calmed my child down via text message. I hugged her extra tight when I was ALLOWED to pick her up. Probably because I’m not a self-entitled, off the hook, tool bag.

Times like these are scary and it’s fucking morons, like the fat bastard in the front, that are making it worse. If you know who he is feel free to leave his name in the comments. I want to send him a dip shit trophy in THE WORST way, and help him go Turtleboy famous.


P.S. I was not riding the turtle back when “Busgate” happened, but this is literally the exact same thing that happened in Worcester in 2014. Except instead of a bus it was a high school cafeteria.

All-Star Worcester Parents Lay Siege To School Bus, Beat Up Bus Driver, Then Write Magnificent Things On Facebook


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32 Comment(s)
  • Silva
    November 1, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Don’t Dump all of the Portuguese into this mess… Most of us have brains unlike these rioters lmao.

  • april
    October 26, 2016 at 2:13 am

    Its scary how many people are like this! And they are EVERYWHERE!!
    Zero respect. Zero class. Zero patience. Zero intelligence. Rude. Ignorant. Disgusting. Lazy. Its embarassing. Way to many people, young adults & children who need to buck the fuck up and toughen up a little.
    Is this an example of disappearing middle class?
    I always thought theres nothing wrong with public school. You dont need a private school to learn and excel…. except maybe they do now?

    Always going to be a few of these special snowflakes in the bunch but no way would I want my daughter in a classroom with a group of people who act like this.

    Soo so sick of this ghetto behavior. Cant we as adults, teachers, police, anyone really toughen up and correct this from people who act like this? We have to do something to let kids know when they act like a jackass, its not ok.
    Or is it we dont because the mum would be the next phone call screaming at us and praising their kid.
    I just barfed in my mouth.

  • Justice
    October 25, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    I started riding the turtle when Busgate occurred. HYSTERICAL! I love ratchet stories. LOL All kidding aside…I would be outside that school too, although I would have to leave WORK, but I’d be there just in case. I don’t blame those parents, but the school and police took all the right precautions, and kept the kids safe as possible. Imagine what would have happened if it was a real lunatic with a real gun, and they “released the students slowly.” HELLO!!!! That was a stupid comment.

    • PSA time
      October 26, 2016 at 12:54 am

      Finally! A ‘Busgate” reference! I was having Busgate flashbacks (“Get off the f#$(%#% bus!”).

  • Kristina
    October 25, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    This article speaks to me lol. These “gold star parents” telling their kids to leave school in the middle of a lockdown situation where there could be an active shooter…..I can’t even deal. And the people saying the school needs to do something….um obviously that’s what they were doing until Fall River’s finest tried to intervene.

  • Real Chicago Bulls
    October 25, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    What percentage of these people were wearing Chicago Bulls Flat Brims?

  • Dom
    October 25, 2016 at 10:23 am

    School goes on lock down, kids hiding in locked and barricaded classrooms and the parents telling the kids to leave. Who is the parent going to blame if there was an active shooter situation, they tell their kid to leave school and the kid gets shot after leaving the classroom? All of these parents are damn idiots.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Married to a WPS Teacher
      October 25, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      I’ve told my son that if there is ever an active shooter, gtfo.

      No way I’m trusting my kid’s safety to a bunch of moron school admins. or policies that make him a sitting duck in “gun free” spaces (aka liberal-sponsored shooting galleries).

      • Silva
        November 1, 2017 at 12:40 pm

        brilliant follow up the the article

        • Silva
          November 1, 2017 at 12:40 pm

          to the*

      • Poo
        November 1, 2017 at 1:08 pm

        I know this is a year old, but I’m thinking of that game at fairs where you have to shoot the ducks as they move. I wonder if Married’s kid ever did become the decoy they taught them to be.

  • Publius
    October 25, 2016 at 9:39 am

    Anyone who thinks these people and their spawn are the future are wrong. These kids will go nowhere, they will remain ghetto their whole lives because their parent(s) instilled ghetto mentality. Maybe 1 our of 100 will make it out and probably then only if they join the military. But that is unlikely. The piss poor values, morality and lack of work ethic make for a bad core, bad foundation. Nothing to build off of. No, these parents and kids are not the future at all. They are nobody just some hood rats.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 25, 2016 at 8:09 am

    Wonder what’s wrong and why we have these types of situations today? BAD PARENTING! And when siblings grow up and do not get along and do not see each other, it’s usually the result of bad parenting, and when parents get older and are along and people say, “poor people, their kids don’t care about them,” it’s usually the result of bad parenting.

    Certain people should just not breed.

  • Buster
    October 25, 2016 at 6:19 am


  • BobnMic
    October 25, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Damn that selfie of Leena Da Queencong scared the bejesus out of me. What the fuck is that? Is that a dude? I know Halloween is next week in all but what the fuck already? Was she trying to do duck lips too? Hahahaha…

    • Frank Rizzo
      October 25, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Me, I don’t give a fuck. You know, a hole’s a hole. As long as there’s a little heat in there I don’t give a fuck.

      • September 30, 2017 at 6:06 am

        I love to jeopardy. Baby. Remember that song was big in da 80’s?

  • Justice
    October 24, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    It’s great when parents spell because “cuz” and all that other ridiculous spelling getto trash does these days. I’ll venture to say that 50% spell like this because it looks cool and the other 50… whell , they’re just plain fucking retarded. Parents. Unbeleivable. It’s really concerning to see where this country is headed. My God, pray for us!

    • Jimmyloosh
      October 25, 2016 at 8:43 am

      You cut someone down for their spelling, maybe you could benefit from spellchecker too, lolll

      • Justice
        October 26, 2016 at 12:21 am

        Poor baby probably can’t spell his own name, huh big boy Jimmy? Sorry you took offense. LOL!!!

        • Prime
          October 26, 2016 at 8:43 am

          How thick are you? You insulted someone for their spelling in a paragraph with a typo. He called you out and somehow he’s in the wrong?

  • Dave P
    October 24, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    I know what was going through these parents’ minds… If my kid gets killed, that’s $900 less SSI per month. I gotta get them out of there.

  • Hml1017
    October 24, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    This is sickning, my friggin 5 year old was in lockdown at Gilmore 2 years ago due to a shotgun being found in a bag and there was a search in the woods behind her school, helicopters and all landing on the field right next to the school. And not one parent went there to pick up kids UNTIL we got the phone call stating we could pick up.. And I didn’t pick up my child because the suspects where caught. Smh. In a serious situation these parents could have made things a lot damn worse. And if something truly bad was to happen why the hell would you bring a small child in there?! I can’t imagine loosing one kid, let alone 2.

  • whatevuh
    October 24, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    The cop should have fired a warning shot

  • Bill P.
    October 24, 2016 at 9:51 pm

    Everything that is wrong in the United States took place at Durfee High today, thanks to every shit-bag parent that was in attendance.

  • Publius
    October 24, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    Ghetto and ghetto mentality are the worst. Back in “the day” we might have been living in the three deckers on grafton or vernon hill but never had this ratchet attitude. Maybe that is why so many made it out to great success and are now justified in dumping on these hoodrats and wannabe and content to be ghetto.

  • Wabbitt
    October 24, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    Clearly these future defendants have never seen Star Trek II. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

    • Spock
      October 25, 2016 at 10:58 am

      I am… and always have been… your friend.

  • Jack Mehoff
    October 24, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    “Not aloud to leave…”.

    With a name like Trinity, let me guess what her career will be… oh, I done gut it! Cashier at Cumberland Farms! At least until she gets WIC and EBT.

    Seriously, what a bunch of idiots. Why some people are ALLOWED to reproduce is beyond me.

    • Stephen Bernal
      October 24, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      She’ll only be at Cumbies for a year or two. She’ll really hit her niche in a decade as a shift leader for Dunkin’ Donuts and become the only employee there to have their own vehicle.

      • Sal Monella
        October 25, 2016 at 4:28 am

        Too skinny now from the FB pic. She would have to tack on 80 lbs, lose three teeth, rot half the others and get tatted up. It’s right in the Dunkin HR manual, minimum physical requirements for Shift Leader, page 1.

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