East Longmeadow Board Of Health Gestapo Butch Gives Fine And Cease And Desist To Family Owned Driving Range, Mini Golf Course For Opening “Non-Essential” Business


A very popular driving range/mini golf/par 3 golf course in East Longmeadow is being harassed and threatened by some asshole on the Board of Health, and a lot of people are buzzing about it.

Meet Aimee Petrosky, East Longmeadow’s resident Board of Health Gestapo agent.

As you can see, her and I have the same barber.

Prior to this her career highlight was being elected “President of Red Sox West” after starting an online campaign to win the crown. Her primary selling point was apparently, “look at this tattoo I got above my fun box.”

Aimee was hired five years ago, and according to her she really wanted to work with local businesses by meeting on an “emotional level,” because she wanted them to be heard.

She added that she also has a background in social work, which is often beneficial to calm tensions during inspections.

 “For me, the key is the help people feel heard because they’re running a business – this is their livelihood, this is how they feed their families – and it becomes emotional other than the technical part of the food safety,” she noted. “If you can help meet them on that emotional level … most of the time it is able to deescalate.”

What part of threatening family owned small businesses is “helping them on an emotional level” Aimee?

After getting the full time gig, which was created just for her in 2015, she stressed that she wanted to build relationships with local businesses.

She continued, “One of the issues for the businesses is that they don’t have that consistency. They don’t have someone that they have been able to build a relationship with … One of the things that I try to let people know right when I go in [is], ‘I want to be your food safety partner.’”

Yea, if only businesses in East Longmeadow had some consistency. Like when they adhere to social distancing guidelines they don’t get fined and threatened by the health inspector on a power trip. Sounds like a great way to “build a relationship” with the family owned business that’s been in existence for 80 years. Apparently Aimee’s degree from Smith College and her background in social work now makes her an expert on the commie cold.

But of course the Karens were loving it.

If you think that people are dying because of people hitting golf balls outdoors then you are a fucking idiot. There’s really nothing more that needs to be said about that.

“You broke the law.”

Oh yea? What law is that cuntzilla? Last I checked an “order” from a governor that hasn’t been challenged in court or voted on by anyone wasn’t a law. But yea, as long as you feel “safe” and post about how we all need to “stay the fuck home,” I guess you don’t don’t really care if a family owned business goes out of business because an overzealous health agent feels like exercising the small amount of power that she has.

I don’t know anything about that poor guy in the picture with Beth-Anne, but I’m sure he’s secretly thinking, “get me the fuck out of this house” every time he wakes up and sees that face.

Then there was this chud.

  1. Opening up your business is not against any laws
  2. Your father isn’t in danger from you hitting golf balls
  3. “You’re not supposed to be returning to your normal life,” is a pathetic thing for a grown man to say. It means you’re dependent on the government telling you when you’re allowed to live a “normal life.”
  4. Being open is not “contrary to social distancing” because you have to stand at least 6 feet away from someone swinging a golf club, and if you go mini golfing you’re probably with family.
  5. The “if you can’t afford to shut down your business for 5 months then you shouldn’t be in business” is something that only a person who has never owned a business would say.

Point and laugh at this man if you ever see him in public.

Make sure you get within six feet of him and don’t wear a mask. Do whatever you can to make people like this upset. They are horrible selfish pieces of shit who want businesses to be destroyed so that they can feel safe.



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142 Comment(s)
  • Yoko
    May 31, 2020 at 10:43 am

    This place open yet ? I kind of wanna spend the day going out there and you know golfing driving ranging and and giving them some money because they deserve to have some

  • Walter "Homey" Bird
    May 25, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    The goal is to ruin Trump’s economy so they have a chance. And they don’t give a shit who they wreck doing it. Selfish bastards.

  • Piss Poor Leaders
    May 25, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    This is like Wenham Board of Health closing the trials in the woods. They would rather have people crammed on the sidewalks then in the wide open trails off Cherry St. It is so stupid, you pink hats can not defend this, there is no reason to close wide open area’s where people are hundreds of feet apart. Beverly Cops did the same off rt 97 limiting 50 aches of conversation land to 7 cars. So stupid.

  • Aimless Aimee
    May 25, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    As a public servant, Aimee should be directly (781) answering why (s)he (249) is targeting a local business for shutdown (3012), contrary to how (s)he has positioned itself.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 25, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    It’s safe to go into a dirty Wal-Mart with crowds of people, but it’s not safe to hit a few golf balls outdoors. This person obviously has a political agenda to advance, and is doing so by using the Board of Health as a weapon.

    She looks like a boy.

  • Chaz Bono
    May 25, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Aimee, I can give you the number of the doctor that performed my addadictomy, very highly rated.

  • Rod Serling
    May 25, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Walking around Manhattan seeing people in masks everywhere, even driving alone in cars is like the Twilight Zone episode where 4 or 5 masked doctors ere standing over a woman on an operating table, horrified that the patient was disfigured after surgery. The camera switches to overhead as the horrified doctors look down at the perfectly beautiful face (with perfect hair and the Fresnel spot lighting). The doctors then take off their masks and are all horrific grotesque aliens.

  • S. Carolina Boons Getting Into Memorial Day action.
    May 25, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Two people were taken into custody after gunfire was exchanged at the party on Dover Road, Coffer said. That’s about 80 miles north of Columbia.

    They were identified as Shaquille Obryant Barber and Darnell Deandre Beacham, aka “Dough Fat,” or “Fat,” according to the sheriff’s office.

    I cant have my family cookout but I can count on boons every Memorial Day for action

  • Mini Golf
    May 25, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Step 1, be an awful person.Step 2, say you are receiving death threats and make yourself out to be a victim.

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 25, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Jawohl !

    For her outstanding contribution to the Karen Gestapo, I am happy to announce that Fräulein Butch has been promoted to the SS-Helferin rank of Lagerführerin, or Camp Leader. This is a very important rank, as she is now responsible for the absolute destruction of all local businesses in her precinct.

    Fräulein Butch ensured me she will execute her duties to the fullest, and will ensure that any business seen trying open and financially survive will be raided and punished to the extreme as an example to all others thinking of trying to financially survive our brutal occupation.

    In keeping with this, she has informed me that her current focus will be crushing curbside Lemonaid Stands operated by Karen infidel children.

    Heil Karen!

  • I have a big dick
    May 25, 2020 at 11:48 am

    I have a big dick. Just saying. Off topic ya. But it’s big

    • Ape Mating
      May 25, 2020 at 11:52 am

      Your big momma must enjoy it

  • Chicago Shit Show
    May 25, 2020 at 11:43 am

    And my ass is in herr faaaaaay and the kick in frito laaaaaay. Look away, baby look a…. I can’t.

  • exhibitionist
    May 25, 2020 at 9:10 am

    They do it. I used to put ol biddie through the paces with an audience sometimes. Afterwards it would smell like that morning’s scrambled eggs and a truck stop restroom.

  • wtf.. social media is poison
    May 25, 2020 at 9:09 am

    • Frontline Covid Infantry 552 faggot battalion
      May 25, 2020 at 9:20 am

      Hey now dont make fun of them… these are our heroic “Frontline” workers, no different than the soldiers who stormed Normandy… Our generations WWII… Or at least thats what I was told on facebook.

    • Judge dread
      May 25, 2020 at 9:27 am

      So much for the at capacity hospital myth. A field hospital on the Cape shutdown after not serving anyone.

      Meanwhile you have six elderly and cancer patients that are paralyzed by CNN that think they are going to get COVAIDS if they go to the hospital. So they stay at home and die.

    • Larry Flint
      May 25, 2020 at 9:57 am

      Each vid has at least one woman who looks average or better and has obviously practiced the dance. These deluded ego maniacs are all expecting a call from a Hollywood agent or music producer. If they make the local news in Milwaukee they’ll be dumping the spouse and packing their shit for Cali.. dumb asses they make me laugh.

  • Fenway Auto Salvage and Scrap
    May 25, 2020 at 8:59 am

    Fenway Golf could become essential by converting their land into an essential business such as auto recycling, trash to energy incinerator or coal fired power plant. Just the threat of doing it would have the local marxists popping pills.

    • bigdaddy
      May 25, 2020 at 9:04 am

      Fenway Golf could also become essential by offering free abortions for every hole in one

    • Danielson
      May 25, 2020 at 9:58 am

      Should change their name to Cobra Kai because they have the karate kid himself, mr Daniel Larusso trying to fuck shut up for them.

  • Judge dread
    May 25, 2020 at 8:27 am

    First off the only masks that might stand a chance of working are n95 masks. That’s what they use in hospitals. COVAIDS virus is anywhere from 0.06 – 0.12 microns in size. Any woven material will not stop this small virus. So all those faggots you see with designer masks on are just virtue signaling.

  • Always
    May 25, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Always some dumb dyke cunt trying to enforce their faggot lifestyle on others. Whatever happened to live and let die? Fuck these gay Nazis resist them at all costs. REMEMBER: THEY HATE YOU FOR BEING NORMAL

  • Sick of militant lesbos
    May 25, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Why do lesbians and gay men always seem to get their idealism out into the news why is their agenda always given top billing,their lifestyles are theirs alone,I don’t need or give a rats ass about them at all,nor should anybody else

    • Jap Slapper
      May 25, 2020 at 9:27 am

      The #1 priority to most fags is making sure everyone around them knows that they like penises up their assholes.

  • Keyboard Warrior
    May 25, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Baystate Mefical Center HR has been contacted and sent a link to this article. I highly suggest you get their nurses off your site before you have expensive lawyers after you.

    • Yeah Sure
      May 25, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Ha ha ha! I’m sure TB will immediately remove the pictures in question. He can use any pictures that are on a public site. I really don’t think Baystate Medical’s lawyers are dumb enough to sue TB over this. But if they are, TB will continue his undefeated record. You idiot!

      • SHUT UP
        May 25, 2020 at 9:31 am

        Maybe “Baystate Mefical Center” HR can explain to me why two of their staff don’t have masks on at all, why none of them are wearing N-95 masks and none of them are practicing social distancing in that particular photo….bunch of fucking hypocrites. Oh yeah, and threatening lawsuits for posting something taken from a public forum really demonstrates that you’ve got the intelligence of a particularly stupid garden slug. How the FUCK are you allowed to treat human beings?!?!

    • Kike Stomper
      May 25, 2020 at 9:29 am

      the nurses there look like a bunch of nimbys and faggots. I hope they all get covid. and aids too.

      • Yeah but....
        May 25, 2020 at 1:13 pm

        …your mom thinks you’re kind of a faggot, and so do I.

        Yup, she told me last night after I gave her the Dirty Sanchez.

    • Bernie lost fruitcake !
      May 25, 2020 at 11:14 am

      That’s a good one ! How about you jump in the nearest lake !. Don’t you liberals understand the country is fucked partly because of you illegal loving gay marriage supporting Trump is not my president Prius driving fruitcakes !. Fuck you !

  • Never seen her in a dress ?
    May 25, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Golf courses opened , ice cream stands are open ,barbers and hairstylists open ,weed shops open The list goes non and on . Tell board of health Pat from SNL to shut the fuckup . She is a lesbian who undoubtedly will use her sexual orientation to move from one no show town and then state and federal job , because now Sheila protected class. Maura Healy the A.G. Has her back . She didn’t miss a paycheck during this whole bullshit pandemic .

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Forehead
    May 25, 2020 at 5:35 am

    Covid Is Global Warming.

  • Darwin In Action
    May 25, 2020 at 3:34 am

    9 dead boons and 17 wounded.
    Making Memorial Day in Chicago memorable with every shooting.
    The best news is we still got Monday results to complete the trifecta. We need dem cookouts in da hood. We need double digit kills. Come on boons. You can do this for real dawg.

    • Lizzo's Chicken Wing Intervention Team
      May 25, 2020 at 7:05 am

      Had the Chi Town Police scanner fired up a few hours ago.As usual another
      Black on Black bloodbath this weekend.And the weekend is far from over.

      Sleepy Joe Biden and Barry could not be reached for comment….

      • Nikki Evans
        May 25, 2020 at 7:09 am

        how dare u

      • Jayden Hayden
        May 25, 2020 at 12:39 pm

        Lori Lightfood has this under control. She sent a heavily armed SWAT team to shut down Southside churches that dared to open. This will stop the violence.

  • Lenny Dykstra
    May 25, 2020 at 3:17 am

    Fuck John Henry

    • Linda Pezzuti
      May 25, 2020 at 8:11 am

      No thanks

  • If You Dont Like Me Vote For The Other Joe Biden. JOE 3330
    May 25, 2020 at 3:16 am

    Biden says China isn’t a threat.
    Biden says he didn’t know about any of Hunter’s deals in Ukraine or China.
    Biden says he never touched women inappropriately.
    Biden says he was a great supporter of Blacks during Civil Rights.
    Biden says he didn’t know Obama’s FBI unmasked Flynn.
    Biden tells a lot of lies and our media never investigates.
    Elections are TOO Big to let the Democrats destroy its integrity. File LAWSUITS now. NO blanket mailouts. EVER!

    • Light em up
      May 25, 2020 at 11:12 am

      Wow, I guess JoeBozo hasn’t done anything.

  • Ellen Degeneres Nutsack
    May 25, 2020 at 2:25 am

    Not sure whether to comment:




  • Stop The Inssnity. Fuck You Liberal Pukes Go Hide In The Basement With Your Mask
    May 25, 2020 at 2:06 am

    These filthy ckcsucking liberals want to shut down law abiding citizens for “breaking the law” by opening a store. They say face the consequences of your actions. Yet they are only too eager to let violent criminals out of jail with no consequences.
    Fuck you. I wont wear a mask. I have never worn a mask I am not a filthy muslim. I have had atleast 7 altercations regarding not wesring a mask within the last 2 months . The liberal will break their own social distance rules and get in my face and scream about the mask. I say get the fuck away stay the fuck away leave me alone. Get the fuck away. I then go about my business and shop.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 25, 2020 at 1:27 am

    We need to seize that land from the law breakers at Fenway Golf and turn it into a homeless encampment. It would be beautiful.

  • Oberkarenführer
    May 24, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    No need to get uptight. In two more weeks we’ll be in phase 2. Hahahahaha

  • Vag Power Tripping
    May 24, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    How many Northampton area butchy dikes are dildoing themselves to this skanks boyish looks and power tripping story. A few gotta be using the Milwaukee 36 volt batteries in their sawzall powered dildos, can almost hear the motors bogging down deep those tuna tunnels vrooomm vrrrrr vrrrr vroooom vrrrr vrr vrrr poof. You burned out the motor you bitch!

    Go with a 25cc 2 stroke dildo next time brappp brappp brapppp poof! You burned out the motor you bitch!

    • The Virgin Connie Swail
      May 25, 2020 at 10:43 am

      I would suggest the DeWalt 20 volt hammer drilldo in conjunction withe the 20/60v flexvolt battery rated at 12 AH.

  • Arbitrary Bullshit
    May 24, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Hundreds of people in Walmart, grocery stores, Lowes, Home Depot magically there is no danger from the virus as long as you wear a dust mask or surgical mask with your nose hanging out. CVS, Walgreens all open no problems with the virus it’s officially safe.

    Golf courses weren’t safe, now they are magically safe and for some reason driving ranges are still unsafe but McDonalds and Dunks are safe because you know how careful and clean fast food workers are.

    • Lib-Nazi
      May 25, 2020 at 11:32 am

      Logic doesn’t apply. It’s about feelings. What don’t you get????

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 27, 2020 at 3:52 am

        Don’t forget the Orange Man!!!!

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 24, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    a still windmill is one of the saddest sights on Earth, that bank shot just itching to be played and take peoples minds off the Big Dread for an hour. these teeth you see are Progressives, forever in meetings about how they can tell others to live, and coming at the sight of masked sameness in lines, obeying their superiors.

  • Sal O’Mal
    May 24, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    All East Longmeadow businesses should open in solidarity. Mass civil disobedience. Enough is enough.

  • Krafty Picture
    May 24, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Is Brady splitting his pants a blatent homosexual gesture to Gronk on national tv.

  • Cuntasaurus Karen
    May 24, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Essential workers. 🙂 What a fucking joke. Next time you see a fucking “Medical Professional” bitching and crying about people living their life, remind them that McDonald employees, Walmart workers and fucking door greeters are also essential employees. Then invite them to kindly fuck off while you cough on them.

    • as I have said before on here
      May 25, 2020 at 9:57 am

      if healthcare workers want to blame someone for being put
      in such a position, they should be looking at the very wealthy board of directors who run most clinics and hospitals (and pay their wages)—not people exercising their right to move freely or keep their companies afloat.
      The medical community had ample opportunity to see the mess in China and know it would eventually be here. Based on news from China (which I heard over the radio-so the medical profession should have better intel than I) they had at least 2.5 months before it really took off in here in the states.
      Did they have the forethought to ask for more resources? Did they come together and analyze how they were going to combat this? Knowing that much of their supply comes from China-did they reach out to American business to help provide things like beds and ventilators? Bottom line-how proactive was the healthcare industry before it grew overwhelming? Did they just not want to spend any money on this outside of their budgets, hoping this would just “go away”?
      Perhaps they were-behind closed doors. But I don’t see anything.
      If someone wants to provide me with information to the contrary-that the businessmen and women who run clinics and hospitals did attempt some form of “readiness” 2 months in advance–please share.
      So healthcare workers-maybe go to the next board meeting and demand an answer from the people that hung you out to dry–not spend your time on social media with your “stay at home” messages…

      • randiguy2006
        May 25, 2020 at 11:32 am

        Healthcare works have been doing this forever. The hospitals don’t give a shit. And idiot mass voters are just so bad voting down minimum staffing regulations. No one really gives a shit until it’s your mom in the hospital. People suck. As long as hospitals are for profit, dead bodies are meaningless.,

  • Fagger Vance
    May 24, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    They don’t use real golf balls at driving ranges. They use practice balls. Perfectly safe. Safer than golf courses.

  • Captain Trips
    Matt "The Faginator" DelNegro
    May 24, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    “Give me your clothes, your boots, and good hard dick up my ass”

  • Captain Trips
    Aimee "No guy asked me to the Prome so I Switched Teams" Petrovsky
    May 24, 2020 at 8:25 pm


    Her two favorite teams:

    1) The Red Sox

    2) The Pink Box!

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 24, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    This bitch definitely not afraid of the scissors… in more ways than one.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 24, 2020 at 10:04 pm

      don’t run with scissors, unless you’d like spanking.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 24, 2020 at 11:02 pm

        No scissors for geisha. But I like spankin only if it like steak… bloody.

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 25, 2020 at 2:48 am

          Shibari, your mind’s all tied up in knots, i’ll use a riding crop for spanking and Ketchup on your steak.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 25, 2020 at 4:30 am

            Love haiku for Papa Bear:

            Who needs dignity / Loves it when you’re beating me / Please step on my head

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 25, 2020 at 9:46 pm

            no beatings, Miss Bare, though you step on my brain from time to time. the beauty of love is that it can be expressed in infinite ways. like at a Lesbian Vampire wedding…

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 25, 2020 at 11:21 pm

            You’re very sweet my little Irish Car Bomb. Ever see a little german/spanish 70’s giallo flick called Vampyros Lesbos? It’s all beauty and no brains… but amusing nonetheless. There’s a spanish chick in it called Soledad Miranda. She looks very similar to the Geisha. Except my hair’s black. Just in case you’re curious…

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 25, 2020 at 11:26 pm

            extremely curious, thank you, there was also a Lesbian Vampire pic, The Hunger with David Bowie, Susan Sarandon and Catherine Denueve. i don’t look like anyone…with one eye, i only ever look like half of someone.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 26, 2020 at 2:02 am

            One eye open sees more than two closed. I never have seen the Hunger. There’s this other little 70’s euro lesbian vampire flick called Daughters Of Darkness. It’s actually really good. Everyone looks a little like someone else. I bet you look like a 1950’s Kirk Douglas or Howie Carr. So cute! Nice girls don’t care what boys look like anyway. Pretty boys usually have the IQ of a box of raisins anyhow.

          • Silencio DoGood
            May 26, 2020 at 2:48 am

            i haven’t seen either film, but will check Amazon Prime, they have some 70’s funk horror on tap, and i want to see your double acting. did you ever see the Swedish film Let the Right One In? they made a good American version, but the original had a little more edge, or maybe its because i saw it first. it is about a vampire, but i didn’t notice any Lesbians.

            before i forget, Ma’s not dragging me to church, but i’ll pray for you while you’re there.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 26, 2020 at 4:06 am

            Yes I did see Let The Right One In. I hardly ever watch any movies made after 1978 cuz they tend to be terrible. But that was a good one. Never saw the American version. I like some of those Scandinavian crime drama tv shows. Like that Danish one Forbrydelsen. They did an American remake of it. It wasn’t nearly as good. No one does cold and creepy like the Scandies.

  • JP
    May 24, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Man did I have a blast today. Hit some softballs with the team. We had all 14 of us there. No masks, drinking in the parking lot after, not giving 2 flying fucks about social distancing, hoping some Karens or cuck soyboys had the courage to reprimand our behavior. But not a word of negativity was spoken. A lot of people also not wearing masks gave us the thumbs up. Then a guy and his children got out of their vehicle and headed to an adjacent field to hit baseball’s. More families showed up, unmasked as well, and threw frisbees, walked dogs, practiced lacrosse. Most people unless, you count the 2 or 3 liberal incels who post on here and the Karens on Facebook are onto the scam and do not give a rats ass anymore. I can’t wait until the first heat wave and the beaches are filled with people not wearing masks. What are they going to do ? Arrest everyone, close the beach ? Just say you cannot wear a mask due to health issues that you do not have to indulge to these petty tyrants anyways. The more you force these liberal hypocrites to have to work or “pivot” to a new position the more worn down they’ll get. Nobody hates work, mental or physical, more than a Massachusetts liberal.

    • K
      May 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

      I’ve also had the extreme pleasure of not encountering any covid-nazis in my town (hopefully that statement didn’t just guarantee that I will). I will absolutely NOT wear a mask while doing normal, everyday shit outside. Looks to me as though my neighbors feel the same. The elderly and anyone else I see outside with masks are still friendly, they just distance from other people and keep it moving while still saying hello. Luckily – considering this is Massachusetts – I do live in a town that is probably more than half red when it comes to voting. I’ve read of this phenomena of MA starting to go red. Or at least somewhere in the middle (aka they’re using common sense) Enjoy your spring guy!

    • Frank
      May 24, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      Amen brother

    • romanovaduchess1
      May 25, 2020 at 8:39 am

      Couldn’t have said it better.
      Memorial day weekend is the perfect time to Seize our Constitutional Freedoms Back. So many people Died protecting those Rights and our Freedom We Can Not lay down and give in to the Lazy Liberal Lockdown Lunatic Liars!
      God Bless a Free, Prosperous America!

    • You lying sack of shit!
      May 25, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      You didn’t do any of that shit!

      I know who this is; you stayed home and watched the volleyball scene from Top Gun, jerked off, and then after cleaning up after yourself, signed onto to Turtle Boy and posted this work of fiction.

  • Captain Trips
    Aimee "Which way to Northampton?" Petrovsky
    May 24, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    She’s upset because it all involves clubs and balls.

    “Got a pole? I’ll treat you cold

    Got a box? I’m your fox!”

    • K
      May 24, 2020 at 8:02 pm

      Touche to that, my friend! Bravo! This chick LITERALLY walked right into any version of a joke like this. LOL

  • hartf811
    Thomas P. O'Neil
    May 24, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    So somebody, anybody explain why Hoodboogers are all grouped together, coughing, spitting, hacking and blowing spleef and semen all over each other and Trump is to blame because he doesn’t care about colored people?
    I want to go to the driving range. How many negroes will that kill?
    28 people died in traffic accidents in April.
    20 homicides in Mass shitholes since this lockdown started (which remember not many bootlips were aid off from their jobs because…….wait for it……..THEY DONT WORK!)
    How many people were killed by golf balls today?
    Fuck masks. Get out and do your thing.

  • Turtle Rider
    May 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Jesus fucking Christ every single dyke fag on the planet is subhuman. Worthless.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 24, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Poorly cropped haired lesbians from Smith College are attempting to spread their misery beyond the confines of Noho and Amherst obviously

    Feel free to flood into the package stores though….those are essential!

    The lottery is not essential either; why wasn’t that closed down?

    • The Lottery is the State's only source of Funding these days...
      May 24, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      So it is essential. Remember, all the Closed and never to re-open businesses won’t be paying their fees and taxes. So Funding for The Big Tit is drying up.
      What will Charlie Baker and vaGina Raimundo do when the Big Bux stop coming in…

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 24, 2020 at 9:33 pm

        Was..a few towns of know of, no tickets left, even the $30s sold out.

        • Ticket Sales Are Down For The Lottery
          May 25, 2020 at 2:19 am

          They didnt sell out. They are not selling well and the lottery pulled back. Infact tbe lottery usually introduces a new $30 ticket every year around the third week of April and this year they did not introduce a new $30 ticket in April. Plus winners under 20k have to wait to cash. Big winners can make an appointment .
          Lottery a big scam
          Most of the so called winners are break even tickets. Break even are not winners. Subtract the break even “winners” and then do the math and it is truely a tax on the stupid. The lottery reduces the winners and amounts every year. Just a few years ago you would have 10 1 million dollar winners on a $5 ticket now its 3. The $20 tickets are a complete waste of money. TRUE SUCKERS BET. as they say you didnt lose you just bought a town s new fire truck. The money was never guaranteed now towns rely on it to balance their budgets. Lottery is a SUCKERS TAX

  • Really?
    May 24, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    This is still a thing?

  • randiguy2006
    First, they came for mini golf...
    May 24, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    My god you people are idiots.

  • Leftists Taking Over
    May 24, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Just fucking amazing how people can be turned by the media and Leftist dogma into destroying their neighbors and others they don’t even know. Shows you given the opportunity enlightened progressive people including homosexuals will burn their neighbors to the ground and dance around the fire.

    Matt DeNegro, Aimee Petrosky, Lori O’Neill Cotter, Beth-Anne Hamilton are pure scum celebrating the destruction of their neighbors. These 4 low iq leaches are the weak minded minions of Pol Pot, Idi Amin and Jim Jones.

    Keep throwing your neighbors to the stasi so the stasi don’t come for you. Alas the stasi and bankruptcy will come for you it’ simple economics. Even in your municipal and state jobs will have a rude awakening when the taxes don’t come in and the budget is “adjusted” and it doesn’t include your full time employment and benefits b/c you aint essential no more.

  • Col.Flagg
    May 24, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Anyone remember the Millbury Putt-Putt place on Rt.20? It’s now the park and ride lot for commuters near the sewer plant. Ahh memories…

    Side note…anyone else getting this blue “epic” banner that keeps scrolling down as you scroll? Very aggravating, wont go away.

    • Ad Blocker
      May 24, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      Yes, I remember the Millbury Mini Golf well. Batting Cages, Go Carts, good times.
      As for the banner, download Ad Blocker Plus. It’s free and it’s amazing. I did it on the advice of another commenter here about a week ago and all of those annoying ads are gone.

      • Ozzy
        May 24, 2020 at 11:57 pm

        Thank you.

  • The Usual Suspects
    May 24, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Board of health but I don’t know. It fucking stinks.

  • Joe B doesn't have a chance in Hell this Nov.
    May 24, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Why is there still a quarantine being imposed on HEALTHY Americans? Isn’t it the whole point of a quarantine to take SICK people and cordon them away from everyone else?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 25, 2020 at 9:27 am

      A quarantine keeps sick people from going out in public. Government tyranny keeps healthy people from going out in public.

  • Cheddah
    May 24, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    I used to think meter maids, used car salesmen, and tow-truck guys (and girls) were amongst some of the scummier occupations out there.. But since this fake pandemic began, I put blue town BOH members at the top of the list.

  • Uglydikebitch
    May 24, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Once upon a time I liked everyone no matter who they are. Now I hate fucking communist fucking pieces of shit . This lesbian fucking cunt who cant get fucking laid by any human on earth needs get corona and check the fuck out.
    The new civil war is left and right. The stage is set, let the games begin
    So fucking ugly it aint funny , ugly fuccking dike butch cunt who wishes it was a real guy

  • Truth
    May 24, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    If a strap on dildo had a face

    May 24, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    I’m Tom Steyer

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 24, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    She strikes me as the type who gets up in the morning andscreams at her tits in the mirror hoping they drop off.

  • Judge dread
    May 24, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Six fucking positions? In a year and a half? What the fuck is going on in this town where you have to hire 6 public health people in 1.5 years!?!!?!!

    • whatevuh
      May 24, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      Have you ever been out there? The ugliest people in the entire state are out in those towns. I laugh my ass off every time I drive through those towns. Maybe it’s in-breeding, I don’t know, but there are a lot of fucking ugly ass people out there.

      • NotBlue
        May 25, 2020 at 9:04 am

        And we live is a state with some of the ugliest people on earth!!! Imagine what it takes to have a town made up of the ugliest!!!

  • Harley flanagan
    May 24, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    I’ve been making notes of who I am gonna support and who I’m not gonna support Because of the chinkslopeflu. I am definitely going to go support this golf range once it’s open I’m up in the north shore area but I’m still gonna come out there and hit some balls this chicks balls should be hit too

    • randiguy2006
      May 24, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      No you won’t

  • Fra Filipo Lippi
    May 24, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Matt DelNegro has no cock. It’s science.

  • Frank
    May 24, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    We are the generation that gave it all up to these leftist tyrants

  • Jewmerica
    May 24, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    All Jewish countries need nazis they were made for each other many served under the greatest Nazi George Bush. Happy lol Memorial Day except the vets.

  • randiguy2006
    Not sorry
    May 24, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    What ever happened to following the rules! I’m glad they got fined. As if a few buckets of balls will decide your precious family legacy. You’ll be open soon and be ripping people off again. Then you’ll sell the land for condos for millions. Cry me a river.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 24, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      I assume you are in favor of enforcing current immigration law to the letter.

      • randiguy2006
        May 24, 2020 at 5:51 pm

        I am.

        I believe in law and order.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    May 24, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Lesbians make the breast Health Inspectors because they can sniff out the fishiest of infractions. And that’s not the yeast of it – they have the wherewithal to lick even the hairiest of situations they dive into.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 24, 2020 at 5:31 pm

      When the dam bursts they have no problem sticking a finger in the dyke, er um dike…

  • randiguy2006
    May 24, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Oh noes I can’t hit my little white balls. Must be unconstitoooooooshanul. And I must make dyke jokes!!!!

    That girl don’t make rules and is doing her job. Good for her.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Fore! Skin
      May 24, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      Go fuck yourself!

  • Barbecue bill
    May 24, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Very handsome women in this article …uglier than a bag of limp dicks

  • Axe
    May 24, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    The bitch cousin it from Billions got laid off and is now a heslth inspechor. Thangs wags

  • Everyone
    May 24, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    That dude sucks.

  • Hate Fags
    May 24, 2020 at 4:11 pm


  • Ayanna’s Bald Dome
    May 24, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Surprised she went to Smith?

  • Rocket science
    May 24, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Fuck them good. Fuck them good. Let some other asshole go to work for it.

  • Lives Amy Has Ruined
    May 24, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    This blog shows the social value of TBS shaming. Amy is an asshole. She’s always been an asshole. Her line about relationships was always baloney.

    I hope that this blog ensures that her name comes up with this disgraceful behavior when she tries to get another job in another community.

    Hard Pass shit head.

  • Lesbians should be named Karen
    May 24, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    I hope they move their business to another town. If I were on a city council for any other town abutting with the space I would be giving the incentive to bring an established business to my area. they are popular and many would be just fine driving down the road to golf there.

    • randiguy2006
      May 24, 2020 at 5:45 pm

      They own the land dummy. You think toney Longmeadow wants their scummy little driving range?

      My god you people are so uneducated.

      • Wow You're Stupid
        May 24, 2020 at 10:03 pm

        You. Dumb. Fuck. Do you know how many small businesses will go under because of this fucking Virus? I know you’re too stupid to figure it out, so I’ll give you the answer, a lot of them. Do you really think the towns want to lose all of that tax revenue? Of course you’re probably a dumb liberal and your answer will be to raise taxes on everyone else. That’s the liberal way.

  • P
    May 24, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Remember in November. Trump 2020

    • TRUMP2020
      May 24, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      What has he done to stop dykes like this? I’d love to see more. Ovens, concentration camps, whatever it takes.

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 24, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Social distancing is a way of life for these people.

    And I am President of the Shit-can Red Sox Nation Club.
    Haven’t watched or clicked anything Red Sox since 2017.
    Not gonna support a John Henry product.
    Ya it sucks but fuck em.
    Next up – gettin chased out my home state by these liberal fucks. More liberal suckage.
    They are turnin this place into Baltimore North.

    When they say liberalism is a disease
    that is an understatement.
    Liberalism is 10 times worse than Covid19 and they have the body count to prove it.

    libs could give a flyin fuck less

  • WeRFucked
    May 24, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Why do all dyke bitches look alike? Is it similar to having Down Syndrome? Do Lesbians that have to look like other lesbians have an extra copy of a chromosome?

    Way to be original Amy. Yup… I called you Amy because I’m assuming since you want to look like everyone else you probably want to spell your name like everyone else.

    Now go see a psychiatrist and find out why you would permanently mark your body with the logo of a sports team. That is a serious sign of an underlying issue. It’s crazy enough to have the date of someones death tattoo’d so you won’t forget it, but a sports team logo? What happens when they suck? What happens when they move to the west coast? What are you going to do if a future Red Sox team owner says he hates gay people? Become straight? Because you ain’t removing that tattoo. That is fucking on you for good. What if a Yankees fan is sliding her tongue down to your pleasure button and when her face reaches that tat she decides not to continue?

    • WeRFucked
      May 24, 2020 at 3:22 pm

      I should have said:

      what if a Yankees fan is on her way down to slide her tongue into third base…

    • Turdfurgeson
      May 24, 2020 at 7:24 pm


  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Ok, I gave you assholes screaming about were all gonna die 2 weeks, then one month. Enough of your stay the fuck home bullshit! We are going to see mass business failures very shortly. No one is dropping dead in the streets! If you want to say the fuck home, then you stay the fuck home! Some of us need to work and want to live!

    • randiguy2006
      May 24, 2020 at 5:56 pm

      Your so cute when you’re mad.

      The big lie is everyone’s going out of business. They’re not.

      • Do the Reich Thing
        May 24, 2020 at 9:34 pm

        Sorry, bro, you’re not my type. And how’s that economics degree from BU working out for you?

      • Ray Patriarca
        May 24, 2020 at 9:45 pm

        Actually, the big lie is that you were born with a pair

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 24, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Sounds like the board of health needs a no trespass order.

  • Careful
    May 24, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Always be on your best behavior around the short haired lesbian. They are usually miserable and looking to suck the fun out of everything. Just another species with an inferiority complex.

  • Bernhard Goetz
    May 24, 2020 at 3:00 pm


    Texas is reopened and we’re doing just fine. Enjoy your SS gestapo tactics in the northeast.

    • Florida checking in
      May 24, 2020 at 8:07 pm

      I got drunk at the bar last night then drove home. Enjoy your lockdown.

  • Maureen McCarthy
    May 24, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    There are no “laws” regarding masks or social distancing and lots of other irrational “rules” being forced on us. They’re not laws because they wouldn’t get through the legislature and they would have a hard time standing up in court.

  • juror seven esq.
    May 24, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    I always get confused, which one is it, Longmeadow or East Longmeadow that is Dover MA west? You know the people that think their shit doesn’t stink.
    That mini tattoo that the “inspector” sports in the picture appears to show the waist band of a man’s pair of jockey shorts. That in it’s self tells you all you need to know about the health inspector. Also given the fact she graduated from Smith College, you know she is a switch hitter.

  • Cunts!!!
    May 24, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Stay the fuck home if you think you are going to get sick and die! No one should lose their business because some fuck stick makes up some bullshit law. I guess you can’t get the virus from Walmart, target, liquor store, gas station or anything else that’s open. What a bunch of cunts! STAY HOME DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!

    • Jack Mehoff
      Jack Mehoff
      May 24, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Switch hitter?? Are you shitting me? She only plays for one team and there are no dicks involved.

  • Man Up
    May 24, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    These people are fucking insane.

    Every man should be only focused about providing for his family right now.

    If you’re allowing another man to dictate taking care of you and yours

    Then you are not a man.

    This is beyond stupid.

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    May 24, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Ok so, generally speaking all Butch dykes should get a year in jail just for general principle. But this one I believe deserves 2 1/2 in her local House of Correction. Not sure whether to put it in the men’s jail or the women’s jail???? I dunno, flip a coin I guess‍♂️

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