Tyrannical Rhode Island State Police Colonel Asks People To Report Neighbor’s Birthday Parties After Kissing BLM’s Ass And Allowing Massive Protests With The Governor  


The Rhode Island State Police issued a press release today on Facebook asking for the public’s help to act as a secret police and report to them any instances of people standing near each other in a free society.

Remember when BLM was blaming the cops for everything and the only people who had the cops’ backs were people who wanted to end the lockdown? Yea, this is how the Rhode Island State Police thank you for that. Fuck theme for encouraging this snitch line.

For the last 2 months BLM has blamed the police for being racist murderers. Corporations, TV shows, schools, and pretty much everyone except me and Tucker Carlson have openly turned against them. Cops and Paw Patrol were cancelled. But I stood by the side of the police, as did turtle riders, because we know that they’re not responsible for the actions of Derek Chauvin. The same people who stuck with the police were the ones who were sick of the lockdowns and saw the gross hypocrisy of the government allowing protests while forcing businesses to close.

These protests took place in Rhode Island too, and the same State Police who are now urging you to call them when you see someone having a birthday party proudly thanked the tens of thousands of people who descended upon Providence for a BLM protest in June.

“Thank yo to the young Rhode Islanders who organized yesterday’s event in Providence.”

Here’s Governor Gina Raimondo at that “peaceful protest” which descended into riots.

Literally holding hands with protesters, none of who are wearing masks (including her) in a crowd of thousands of people who aren’t social distancing. The State Police are literally standing right there.

I’m not blaming all Rhode Island State Police, but I am blaming this hypocritical piece of shit.

James Manni was appointed as Colonel by the governor in 2018. This pathetic political coward had great things to say about a Marxist organization that wants to abolish the police, and had his troopers stand there and allow these massive gatherings, but now is asking for private citizens to turn on each other so he can have law abiding citizens arrested for being free.

I can’t tell you how much contempt I have for people like Raimondo and Manni. I was anti-lockdown months ago, but when I saw the protests I figured there was no way they’d try to go back to locking us down. They didn’t have the balls to be that tyrannical. But they did because no one fights back. If the virus really is making a come back then it’s entirely the fault of all the protests that the government ALLOWED TO HAPPEN and participated in. Any progress that was made prior to that was wiped out because the government allowed it to. Now they want us to start over from scratch. Anyone who calls the state police on their neighbors deserves to get punched in the face. However, since I don’t believe in violence I’d urge you to let me know who they are so I can promptly do my part to make them social pariahs wherever they go.


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72 Comment(s)
  • Frosted Flakes
    July 1, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    Mean Tweets about Colonel Manni Colonel Manni has a penis head and a scrotum face. I fucking hate Colonel Manni…. his ears look like tiny fairy wings but the ugly kind. Colonel Manni has a small mouth.
    Colonel Manni won Gold bragging about “himself” at the Narcissist Special Olympics

  • New boot goofin'
    August 11, 2020 at 11:30 am

    He is a political pawn lets be honest he will do anything Gina says.

  • TOMKAT Books
    August 9, 2020 at 4:58 am

    Snitches Get Stitches.

  • gina sux
    August 8, 2020 at 10:25 am

    there have been no protests in rhode island that have been over three dozen people.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    August 7, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    This fuck (I have no more articulate language left anymore) looks like Avenatti’s brother.
    IF you:

    Own a Karate Studio
    A Dance Studio
    Arcade (Paragon Boardwalk is really nice btw, WHEN ITS FULLY OPEN!)
    Movie Theatre
    Concert Venue or Center
    Have a charity that does most of its fundraising through live events

    Charlie Parker says FUCK YOU! We can’t have you “spike the virus numbers” You know, NOTHING opens until NO ONE gets sick, not dies, just gets sick! If you dare try to bring up my gropy son, i’ll have a press conference to make my lap dog media and my mask crusaders hunt you down and shame you!

    • Sal O’Mal
      August 8, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      Purposefully killing small business while enriching Amazon, NetFlix, Citrix, and big pharma, Bye bye middle class, we had a good run.

  • Alex Reimer
    August 7, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    I would love to suck off this ugly bald headed penis with ears

  • Fear Mask
    August 7, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    DeBlasio’s snitch hotline was flooded with dick pics and false alarms.
    It’s real easy (and free) to get a 401 area code. Just punch 2ndLine or TextNow into your phone and follow the directions. Deny location access, and choose area code 401.
    Excuse me, I have hundreds of parties to report.

  • Julio jones
    August 7, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    I love the tough guy look on this Bald headed penis with ears
    He’s trying to Cover up his homosexuality
    He goes down to providence on the weekends and pays negroe prostitutes to cum in his face

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 7, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    There are many ways to end up on a ventilator besides Covid. Like ratting out your neighbors.

  • Inny
    August 7, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    I heard he has a tiny penis

  • It's All Over Folks
    August 7, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Have you noticed how Baker, Polito, DeBlasio, et al seem perfectly comfortable shitting all over the taxpayer as if there are no consequences for them?

    Consider this:

    These people regularly patronize, and even scold, us during their press conferences for being scofflaws on the one hand while encouraging civil disobedience (for a just cause, of course) and turning a blind eye towards wonton destruction of public and private property in cities across the country on the other. They’re going to close the schools. They’ve releases thousands of violent offenders and refuse to put any more of them in jail. They have neutered the police departments. Anywhere that people who claim to give a fuck go to congregate (bars, churches, AA meetings, youth sports, sporting events, concerts…the list goes on and on) are verboten. Moreover, every bit of the narrative that they rely on to justify their decrees and edicts is backed up by questionable numbers. That bogus story is repeated over and over by nearly every media outlet as well as the citizens that they have successfully scared the shit out of.

    Think maybe they know something is going to happen, or is happening already?

    What do we do?

    We can’t do anything. If we go out and protest the medial will call us white supremacists and the counter mob will be there, too. We can’t stop paying our taxes because that’s really hard to do, and nobody really wants to make waves…right? And don’t most of us hold the rather hopeful belief that “when Trump gets reelected he’ll (fill in the blank)…”?

    You know it, I know it…but I don’t think that we really know how bad this all will get.

    This part of the game is called “just the tip”. When it’s all over it may really hurt.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 8, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      Good post.

      Not to pick nits, but it’s wanton destruction. Wonton destruction happens at Kowloon after 5 Mai Tais.

      Easy mistake to make.

  • Do as I say, not as I do, the RI way
    August 7, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    A few days ago Raimundo required all bars to close earlier in the evening because a small percentage were not complying fully with her social distancing rules. So all the bars that were complying, and were struggling to survive, are now penalized further. De Blasio and Cuomo would be proud of her. To Raimundo, all for-profit businesses, especially those that mitigate misery, must be destroyed.

  • Rusty Marino
    August 7, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    What a disgrace to the shield…

    • juror seven esq.
      August 8, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      Rusty are you still banging boys in the behind?

  • Warwack
    August 7, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Another one who’ll be retiring in shame in the next 10 days…..

    • Massholio
      August 7, 2020 at 7:46 pm

      After watching all the going on three months of unchecked rioting and looting I am assuming all the police have pretty much already retired

  • Beatrice from Burrillville
    August 7, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Call the hotline every 60 seconds and report Gina’s address. I’m sure she’s having social justice warriors over for cocktails tonight.

    • Karen Polito Corona Gang Bang
      August 7, 2020 at 7:29 pm

      Hello Rhode Island Police there’s this Karen Polito woman having a huge party on her lawn and in her house Mass police won’t respond can you send that queer colonel over to talk to her about it.

    • Disgusting
      August 7, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      Raimundo lives in Providence on Morris Avenue, near Olney Street and Moses Brown School. She’s term-limited out as Governor, so obviously gives even less of a damn than she did when she faced a future election.

  • Phase 3 and 4 Reopening never happening
    August 7, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Baker announced an indefinite delay for step two of phase three of the reopening plan. That step is slated to include indoor theater or concerts and indoor activities.

    Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker on Friday announced decisions after listing a number of recent high-profile gatherings including a lifeguard party on Cape Code but glaringly ignored the tens of thousands attending BLM riots/protests, these unlawful riots and “protests” were not mentioned by Gov. Charlie Baker. Baker cherry picked certain gatherings making unproven claims that these gatherings alone led to clusters of coronavirus cases. Baker announced that the maximum number of attendees for outdoor gatherings would be cut in half. The new limit for outdoor gatherings will be 50 people, effective Tuesday. The limit for indoor events remains at 25, he said.

    Gov. Charlie Baker is expected to further restrict freedom, business, travel and employment as the political winds suit his needs.

    Best pack your belongings and get out of the NorthEast before you are trapped and destitute.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      August 7, 2020 at 8:04 pm

      Do you have a business in phase 4? Charlie Parker says Fuck You! “

  • Hate Dindus
    August 7, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    The police state in Oregon works and Trump, the police, and the military need to start forcing people to obey at gunpoint.

    • Oh what a great idea!
      August 7, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      Let’s start tonight with you, your mama, and your two fathers.

      If one of you looks at me crosswise, I am sending you to straight to hell!

      Except for your mom, as I love her.

      • oh what a great idea
        August 7, 2020 at 10:51 pm

        your mama and your mama oh and your mama

      • Hate Dindus
        August 8, 2020 at 6:18 am

        Aww poor wittle liberal… did I hurt your feewings?

        Show me on the doll where Donald Trump triggered you

        • Oh what a great idea!
          August 8, 2020 at 9:13 am

          I am on your side on this matter, I told you it was a great idea.

          Maybe you don’t hate ‘Dindus’ perhaps you hate yourself?

          At any rate, I’ll always love your mama, now there is some common ground!

          • Oh what a great idea!
            August 8, 2020 at 12:52 pm

            Your mama I love your mamma I like to soil myself so somebody’s mamma will change me like an infant my mamma told me to grow up so I want all your mommas I’m a helpless pathetic infant

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Laurie Lightfoot
    August 7, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Dis bitch ain’t shit. I’m da mutha fuckin’ maya up in the Windy an I will lock up any mutha fuckin’ cracka who ain’t be wear’n no mutha fuckin’ mask.

  • Peter Dautel
    Edward R Murrows
    August 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Fackin nailed it bruh.

  • Colonel Squirrel Manni
    August 7, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Only the lowest most dishonest, back stabbing, thieving, liar, cock sucker can make it to Colonel of the RI State Police.

    James not a man Manni what an arrogant two-faced liar and public tool brains of a squirrel.

    • Medium Regular
      July 1, 2021 at 12:35 pm

      I don’t know if it’s only Rhode Island Colonels …because the Mass State Police had the same kind of Colonel …. well minus the cocksucker part…. can we say “cocksucker” anymore ?

  • Colonel Walter Stone
    August 7, 2020 at 6:05 pm


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Alex Reimer
      August 7, 2020 at 7:57 pm


  • Snarky Pete
    August 7, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    James Manni will be taking over the Jim Carrey role in ‘Me, Myself, and Irene 2’

  • Main south Woodsman
    August 7, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Why would the colonel clink care. He already climbed his way to the top and in another year he’ll be retiring with an inflated pension ( if RI is anything like MA).So come on down and destroy some statues.

    • Hack
      August 7, 2020 at 6:00 pm

      Not just a pension, a disability pension at 100% last salary.
      He’s disabled like most senior state police retirees.

      When he heard about this largess from the taxpayers, he passed out and fell over while his thumb was up his ass. Now he has a colostomy bag.

  • Rod Ramsey
    August 7, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Ya fuck theme!

    • whatevuh
      August 7, 2020 at 5:44 pm

      ya, fuck proof readers, who needs that shit?

  • Adolph told ya
    August 7, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Jewish communists took your country careful hitler got a bad name dealing with these terrorists.

    • Big Stein told you
      August 7, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      To stay the fuck down the basement when I visit your mom and pickup all your Nazi dolls so I don’t fucking trip over them.

    • Big Stein told you
      August 7, 2020 at 10:53 pm

      lube up a few of those nazi dolls and stick em up my ass Big Stein loves that

  • Trooper who don’t respect you
    August 7, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Manni your not a leader ! How do you look at yourself in the mirror grow a set Of balls …I’m the colonel of state police but I have no leadership in me …political hack fake cop

  • Long Dong Silver
    August 7, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Police across the country are under attack – literally and figuratively – for mostly false, but some true accusations of violating Constitutional Rights. It is both tone deaf, insulting to rank and file officers, and extremely discouraging to those who support police to have political and departmental leadership engaged in these type of actions. Rather than focus on actual crimes and violations of law, these morons are trying to have police focus on edicts which have been issued without any proper process. Politicians and hack police leaders need to be removed and actual laws enforced and pretend edicts thrown in the trash. All these people do is diminish the police and build resentment in the public.

  • bill fleming
    August 7, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I guess the libtard Governor and Colonel Klink like the name STORM TROOPERS.

    • Jarhead
      August 7, 2020 at 10:42 pm

      AKA, the Enemy!

  • Chode Island
    August 7, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Chode Island. Just like New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and California, the liberal states are shit holes run by double standard tyrants.

    • Lincoln Chaffee
      August 7, 2020 at 5:37 pm

      I like it!

      • Linc Chafee
        August 7, 2020 at 6:54 pm

        If we adopt the metric system, the coronavirus will disappear.

  • Don't be stupid
    August 7, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Don’t be stupid. you can NOT get COVID 1984 from a Black Lives Matter protest. You CAN get it anywhere else, especially if you refuse to wear a useless mask.

    By the way, how many lives a year does planned parenthood take with their abortions and a “woman’s right to choose”?

  • Too Many Communist Americans
    August 7, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Sadly, too many Americans are communist. I went to a supermarket today and had a few customers give me a hard time and call me many names for not wearing a mask. An employee at the store gave me a hard time and I asked for the manager who said I was more than welcome to shop there without a mask. I have video of this incident.

    Americans seem to NOT stand up for 1st amendment rights, among others, yet many snitch on others to tyrant authorities if they refuse to wear a useless mask.


    Turtleboy, if you want to see video of the supermarket incident, let me know.

    • jarhead
      August 7, 2020 at 10:54 pm

      In the Sanctuary Commie state of Ma. if you do not comply with our Mask Orders you will be detained and placed in a Covid tank till infected per order of the honorable Charley Parker.

  • Hajii
    August 7, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Before hanging Gina Raimondo for being an immodest harlot who was outside her home without a chaperone, and for not wearing a mask or a hijab, I would enjoy the fruits given by Allah and sodomize her in the name of my peaceful religion.

  • Charlie Baileygates
    August 7, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    My friend Hank would be happy to take over the colonel’s role. Already have the uniform, even.

  • Rico
    August 7, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Rules for thee, not for me. How do we end this hypocrisy?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 7, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    As a very longtime reader and commenter, I feel obligated to point this out.

    One of the things I always disagreed with TB on was his very vocal pro-snitching stance. I never fully understood why he would stomp his feet and make a big deal about the nig nog no-snitchin’ policy as I felt it allowed the continued culling of the herd in conjunction with planned Parenthood.

    That seems to have changed completely now that the BLM/SJW Nazis have weaponized it.

    Glad you’ve flipped your stance but the hypocrisy didn’t go unnoticed by those long time fan.

    • Peter Dautel
      August 7, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      “nig nog pro snitchin policy as I felt it continued culling of the the herd”?

      Dude, I smoked weed, tripped, snorted, and barely remember much of the ‘80’s, but I sure as hell know that ain’t a sentence, or statement in its most ideological sense… don’t I?

      Here, have one of mine . It’s Friday, I think you need it.

  • Where are the auditors?!
    August 7, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Just kidding, I still loathe them and don’t wish that kind of visit on anybody.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's pandemic team
    August 7, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    More Global Warming, Sellout cops implicit in tyranny all to further career and cash….The police must remember they are the only thing that will stop tyrannical government from enforcing unconstitutional mandates. While they must obey the leadership maybe the unions that represent them can scrounge up a constitutional lawyer or two to prevent them from enforcing bogus demands. ?

  • North of the Border
    August 7, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    The more shit I see like this, the more I’m convinced it has never been about “controlling the spread” and all about control.

    Fuck these petty tyrants. Their day is coming.

  • WarWack
    August 7, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Manni has to put his knee on Gina Raimondo’s neck. How does “I cant breathe” translate into lesbian?

  • Charlie Baileygates
    August 7, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    “The greatest law enforcement organization in the land”

    • Fake Ron Jeremy
      August 7, 2020 at 6:09 pm

      Ooooooh, Baby?

  • West Warwick Trash
    August 7, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Hello, RISP? I have information that will lead to the arrest of Anne Frank.

  • bigdaddy
    August 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Trump is the only standing between us and anarchy in this country

  • WTF America
    August 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Looks like another is heading to the TB graveyard.

    • And it begins.........
      August 7, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      I agree and I am scared. I’m calling it now….

      1. Biden names African American Woman as VP
      2. Biden wins election
      3. Biden supporters (The Media )turn against him and proves what we already know (Biden has dementia)
      4. Biden is ousted because “he does not have the mental capacity to fulfill his duties as president)
      5. African American Woman is now president.

      Make this date and where you first heard it.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 7, 2020 at 4:45 pm

        So noted.

        Excellent breakdown of the future to come. The saddest part is people regularly predict the future in these comments and get zero recognition.

        • sick new world
          August 7, 2020 at 6:28 pm

          When Biden collapses and a no name violent woman of color takes over it will be time for retro-active justice and reparations that make take the form of land seizure, property seizure, imprisonment based on income, skin color, status, appearance. Government sanctioned curb side executions, torture, rape and slavery.

          Until the supply of alcohol, internet, porn, cars and fast food run short then there will be more rioting, murder, arson, rape.

          Think I’m kidding it all happened in Zimbabwe on a smaller economic scale.

        • randiguy2006
          August 10, 2020 at 2:09 pm

          Oh no a black woman president????

          Whatever shall we do.

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