Here’s The SnapChat Threats To Turn Auburn High School Into Columbine That Marcus Rodriguez Sent, Free My Boi Patrol Chimes In With Hot Takes

The free my boi patrol was defending Marcus Rodriguez, alleging that his threats to shoot up Auburn High School were a joke. The SnapChat threats show differently.

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Earlier today we wrote this blog about the dillweed who was arrested at his Mom’s house (26 Warren Road) after he threatened to shoot up Auburn High School today on SnapChat. Marcus Rodriguez also was arrested in May for walking into the Auburn Police Station days after Officer Ron Tarentino was murdered, telling the cops who were there that he was glad RT was head, and then refusing to leave. Real winner.


We assumed this kid had made himself so much of a pariah that even the “free my boi” patrol would sit this one out. But as usual we have underestimated the stupidity of Worcester County’s finest.


Oh, it was a joke?? Well, why didn’t you just say that!! This changes everything. Threatening to shoot up the school is LOL funny. I went and saw Jerry Seinfeld a couple years ago. Instead of telling his usual anecdotes about the shape of Pop Tarts, Jerry told everyone in the audience that he was gonna kill us all. Shit was hilarious!! I was dying (no pun intended).

But please, tell me more about how this “intelligent” young man couldn’t graduate from Auburn High School. I know, I know, the MCAS is wicked hard. But when I think of “intelligent” the first thing that comes to mind is walking into a police station days after a cop was killed and telling his grieving coworkers that you’re glad he’s dead. Wicked intelligent.


“Unless anybody here commenting seen the snapchat Stfu.”

Oh don’t worry Johnathan, we seen them alright:



Auburn High School is about to become Columbine. Hilarious!!! Ya know, because 13 people were murdered at Columbine. Well, as long as he’s smiling it doesn’t count as a death threat right? Hot take alert from the ratchet patrol!!

The funny part is that literally anyone could kick this kid’s ass. How has a loser like this made it through four years of high school without getting his ass stuffed in a locker on a regular basis?


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61 Comment(s)
  • Sad Reality
    December 19, 2016 at 11:04 am

    If fucking drunk Ted “let her drown” Kennedy wouldn’t have championed the immigration act of 1965, we wouldn’t be awash with these latino fucksticks. Back in the good old days when this Country was prosperous and we sent people to the moon, the USA was 90% white. Now we’re 35% brown and quickly heading for banana republic status with these gutterslugs leading the way. Cunts like this ARE the future of this Country. Idiocracy was supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint for the future. I’m going to be begging for a sip of Brawndo at the old folks home while some neck-tattooed mixed race hambeast named Jyzayah lets me sit in my shitty diaper while stealing the Fetanyl patches off my dying room-mate and posting instagram selfies while she does it.

  • SnortsMcghee
    December 16, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Interesting reading what the friends of the killers girlfriend thinks about this

  • Marcus Rodrigez
    December 16, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    People think I’m gay because I wear a pink hat. That’s not true, I’m gay because I love cock!

  • Talisman
    December 16, 2016 at 10:49 am

    Yeah, because nobody who was ever arrested for terroristic threats, or even being caught in the commission, has ever used the “Your Honor, I was only joking and didn’t mean any harm” defense. “I was just on my way to school and my mommy had put rope, duct tape, zip ties, handcuffs, a hatchet, a bowie knife, box cutters, a hacksaw and her 88 magnum plus 400rds in my backpack by mistake.”

    • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
      December 16, 2016 at 11:15 am

      I once faced those exact same charges back in 1989. I got off though. I asked the judge and jury if the agreed that if anyone with those supplies was going to try something like that, well they must have really big balls, right? So I showed them this and the casevwas dismissed.

      • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
        December 16, 2016 at 11:16 am

        *if they agreed and case was dismissed. Damn apple touchscreen

      • Future History
        December 16, 2016 at 1:10 pm

        But you always comment here that big things come in small packages…make up your tiny mind, will ya?

        • BobnMic
          December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm

          Tiny things also come in large packages… Just ask my anus…

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            December 16, 2016 at 5:46 pm

            This glory hole has never seen tiny things, but I have seen my fair share of large packages. My motto is If it fits, it ships.

          • BobnMic
            December 16, 2016 at 5:56 pm

            Wow fucknuts so funny you think you’re making everyone here laugh but I’m going to have the last laugh you fucking mongloid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            December 17, 2016 at 7:33 pm

            LOL…U MAD BRO?


  • Turtle boy suck a fucking chode cunt
    December 16, 2016 at 10:41 am

    Turtle boy honestly your a faggot teachers real question is how your faggot ass didn’t get thrown in a locker everyday sorry people make mistakes oh well dosemt mean you gotta trash on a kid honestly your a fucking shit and I hope you get your fucking ass beat for Talkin shit you are the lowest of the low you pathetic asswipe suck a fat fucking chode you fuck stop talking about my boys fucking faggot

    • UsualSuspect
      December 16, 2016 at 10:49 am

      Another AHS scholar dropout commenting?

      • KimberlyS
        December 16, 2016 at 10:56 am

        The total absence of punctuation is quite impressive.

        • Devils Mouthpiece
          December 16, 2016 at 11:27 am

          You beat me to it there KJDS. We could make a lot of money selling punctuation to these illiterate hoodrats.

      • Future History
        December 16, 2016 at 1:04 pm

        Scholar? This genius is the valedictorian. Or is it the valid-dick-taster? I forget

    • Jules Winnfield
      December 16, 2016 at 10:59 am

      English mutherfucker… Do you speak it?

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 16, 2016 at 11:09 am

      Are you mad because you’ve been getting wagon circled and raped at school and stuffed into a locker? That happened to me a lot when I was your age too. Don’t worry, it will eventually heal up some. But the butthurt never really goes away and I use a couple tubes of oragel on this thing daily.

  • J. Pazowski
    December 16, 2016 at 9:18 am

    Im not trying to condone his actions but “we gonna turn this shit to columbine” are song lyrics so.

    • Duke Westwood
      December 16, 2016 at 9:55 am

      So is…

      “Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
      Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
      Brown paper packages tied up with strings,
      These are a few of my favorite things. ”

      Your point?

    • UsualSuspect
      December 16, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Was the AHS comment in those lyrics too? Kid is a shitbag, plain and simple; nice or not, his parents failed to teach respect.

    • A=amber
      December 16, 2016 at 12:53 pm


  • Art Vandolay
    December 16, 2016 at 7:00 am

    Upon scanning the page to see what I wanted to read first, I looked at pictures and said, “Hmmmm…what did this lesbian do?” Then I read the headline of story #1 and realized this piece of shit was MALE!!!! LOL Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha….HE looks like a SHE that likes girls. Dude, if nature intended for you to look feminine, grow a vokestache or start dressing like a guy.

    • Turtle boy suck a fucking chode cunt
      December 16, 2016 at 10:42 am

      Your a bitch honestly you should go fuck yourself with turtle boy

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 16, 2016 at 10:57 am

        Suck all of our turtle dicks and collectively gargle our turtle money shots.

      • Duke Westwood
        December 16, 2016 at 10:57 am

        Chode cunt? Nice… I know what a chode is… and a cunt… but the combo… sweet. Is that like ass butt? Or grundle ball…?

        • Fuck you dick
          December 16, 2016 at 11:31 am

          Duke Westwood honestly I hope you enjoy shitty on kids you and turtle boy would make a good couple you guys shpuld go on a date and stick your dicks in each other’s assholed ight??? Sounds good fat fuck have a good day

          • Duke Westwood
            December 16, 2016 at 11:39 am

            Ight? Is that English? Can’t find it in the dictionary.

            Tell me, goes your boyfriend giggle when you lick his grundle? Do you go front to back or back to front? Let your little pube stache tickle him under the bag?

          • KimberlyS
            December 16, 2016 at 12:07 pm

            Shitty on kids – what?

            Last I checked, 18 yrs old is an adult, so . . .

        • tom
          December 18, 2016 at 9:15 pm

          Grundleball was a movie, right?

      • Art Vandolay
        December 16, 2016 at 10:52 pm

        Hey, “Turtle boy suck a fucking chode cunt,” if ANYONE could go fuck themselves, would they be here having a conversation with a fucking moron like you? Go fuck yourself, or go fuck your lesbian boi.

  • Not a Marcus
    December 16, 2016 at 7:00 am

    Free my boi

  • Fresh meat for the boyz
    December 15, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Am sure the seasoned convicts, will love him a lot in prison. Pink hat is so seductive too !

  • John Galt
    December 15, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    He’s just a harmless DREAMER, triggered by our new president-elect.

  • Shacklefoed
    December 15, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Hey Turtleboy, what’s new?

  • Mistressveila
    December 15, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Well any guy, who wants to wear a pink red sox hat, really says, I’m cool, and totally questionable in his life’s choices
    Hmmm ,just because he wasn’t smart enough to graduate from ahs, he feels the need to shoot it and everyone up ?
    The bullshit he pulled going into the apd, and said he was glad that officer was dead? Seriously?!
    Ok I’m going out on a limb here,but where the fuck are his parents or parent ?! Are they aware of how seriously fucked up their kid is?
    Probably not, they’re probably busy getting high or just paying attention to what’s important to them and fuck the children, they get along fine left to their own devices anyway..
    He needs to be put away in a mental institution for awhile ,and get him on some proper meds on a daily basis.

    • A
      December 16, 2016 at 9:51 am

      His parents are actually very nice people. And actually he’s not dumb he had very good grades in school:) maybe if you all used your brains you’d think about it and realize that this turtle boy shit is in correct, you all don’t even know what the real story is. People are mean to other people, they make other people feel awful to the point where they just don’t care and I’m sure if you used your brain you would think the same.

      • Duke Westwood
        December 16, 2016 at 9:57 am

        So… he’s probably gay. And got teased. So… drop out and threaten to shoot it up. Good plan. He can work on revising it while cooling off at Concord or Cedar Junction…

        • Devils Mouthpiece
          December 16, 2016 at 11:24 am

          A = is for “Asshole”

          • A=amber
            December 16, 2016 at 12:48 pm

            Actually a is for Amber:) good one

        • A=amber
          December 16, 2016 at 12:49 pm

          I don’t know how old you are but you must be young since your calling a person “gay”. But I’m just gunna let you get your anger out and do whatever your little heart desires because I’m not going to argue with a child

          • BobnMic
            December 16, 2016 at 1:04 pm

            Is this a thing now? Mispronounced words followed by no punctuation? Kids listen up. There exists this thing out there called the real world. It can be very mean to people like you if you do not find a way to pull your collective heads out of your asses.

            Ever hear of a job application? “ight gunna git wid it yall.” Sorry, next applicant please!

      • Luvtheturtle
        December 17, 2016 at 2:01 pm

        You must be his mom

    • Turtle boy suck a fucking chode cunt
      December 16, 2016 at 10:47 am

      Fuck you and your going out on a limb bullshit that never happened your all idiots cause turtle boy fucking lies he has both parents who are very nice people he never went to the police station and said that that is completely bullshit spread by your annoying ass mainstream media he has issues leave him tf alone bitch stop thinking that you know everything and don’t talk shit about some one if you don’t know him ight???

      • Duke Westwood
        December 16, 2016 at 10:54 am

        Congratulations on becoming “mainstream media” TB!! From your humble beginnings as a local blog providing hot takes on local stories, exposing local politicians bullshit, to be part of the CNN/MSNBC/Fox News mainstream! Bravo!

        Seriously though… Juries don’t “know him” ight. They are going to hear the facts. And see these snap chats… Your boy is going away to Camp MCI. And I couldn’t be happier. Punk needs a lesson his “nice” parents didn’t teach him… And that’s how to live in a civilized society.

        Stay in school tough guy, you still need it.

        • Fuck you dick
          December 16, 2016 at 11:28 am

          And you need to take a dildo and shove it up your ass FUCK YOU FUCK TURTLE boy y’all honestly retards fuck y’all

          • KimberlyS
            December 16, 2016 at 11:34 am

            What a well-reasoned argument you’ve just presented. Did you learn that in Debate Club? That has certainly changed my opinion of the entire situation.

          • Duke Westwood
            December 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

            Wow… Worked in a dildo shoving and a retard along with the F bombs… You make one hell of an argument… Were you on the debate team? I bet you won ALL of your debates… Fuck you, retards, fuck y’all. Classic.

            Now… run along Junior. Your probation officer is probably looking for you to check in… maybe even get to pee in a cup today!

          • Duke Westwood
            December 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

            Damn KJDS… Beat me to it!

        • KimberlyS
          December 16, 2016 at 11:38 am

          Duke – are we sharing a brain today???

          • Fuck you duke fuck you turtle boy and fuck you klmb or whatever tf your name is
            December 16, 2016 at 11:46 am

            Ha probation officer bitch you don’t know me you don’t know what I do but I can let you know is that I don’t have a probation officer nor do I get drugged tested so YOU ALL CAN SUCK A DONKEY DICK all I’m trying to do is set something cause all you judge mental ass fucks judge a kid you don’t even know I know this kid I’ve been with him for years honestly nah YOU ALL judgemental fsggots don’t even deserve to know who the real Marcus is so honestly you guys can have a good day jacking each other

          • KimberlyS
            December 16, 2016 at 12:06 pm

            *choking back laughter*

            I’m sorry – what are you saying?

          • Duke Westwood
            December 16, 2016 at 12:11 pm

            You don’t know me… You can’t judge me… Junior, you really are showing that you are an uneducated hood rat. Great things to aspire to. Well… Probation officers are certainly a thing you’ll know all about in the future, I’m sure. The real Marcus, is about to find out that the world doesn’t take kindly to joking about mass shootings. He’ll be enjoying the hospitality of the correctional system. Blame society all you want, you had the opportunity to educate yourself and get a good job. But you choose to “keep it real” and be real ignorant for the rest of your life. Enjoy your minimum wage McCareer. I’m not going to lose any sleep over your intelligent arguments, in broken English, while I enjoy what my college education affords me.

          • A=amber
            December 16, 2016 at 12:52 pm

            He says “you don’t know me.. you can’t judge me..” but yet he’s sitting here judging Marcus a person he doesn’t know LOL

          • KimberlyS
            December 16, 2016 at 12:58 pm

            The sarcasm in Duke’s comment, while subtle, was obviously missed by you.

          • Duke Westwood
            December 16, 2016 at 1:02 pm

            Amber is a product of the Auburn educational system apparently. Reading comprehension isn’t taught until the 13th grade there…

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 16, 2016 at 11:33 am

        I see you know what a question mark is and may or may not understand contractions, but do you know the first thing about capitalization or punctuation? It would appear as this is just one entire run-on sentence so we can’t understand TF you tryna say here, so Imma let you re-submitt your comment again with proper punctuation, those things like commas, periods, and don’t forget capitalization is all the difference between helping your uncle Jack off an elephant or helping your uncle jack off an elephant…you limp dick choad gobbling cunt.

        • KimberlyS
          December 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

          I wish there was a red pen handy!

          • Paul's Rosewood Pen
            December 16, 2016 at 11:36 am

            How can I help? Rosewood is kinda red…

      • I R Smtr than u
        December 16, 2016 at 12:35 pm

        It’s “you’re” not “your”, if you’re going to call people idiots, get your grammar correct, otherwise you’re going to look like an un educated ass. Also if the story about him going to the APD, is false, that is considered slander, and actually could present a lawsuit. Something tells me that will never happen though.

      • auburnite
        December 18, 2016 at 10:06 pm

        Bullshit huh? Ummmm ok- it was in the paper you ass clown and threatening to shoot up a school is not a fkn joke. His parents might be nice- maybe too nice and didnt raise their child- instead he simply just sprouted up without any guidance at all. As an Auburn resident- I will, can and have made comments to anyone I choose to. Dont want to be treated like a clown- dont act like one- kapish??

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