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Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On Facebook

Uncle Turtleboy / April 28, 2017

Professional Shitburger Busted Breaking Into Auburn Home, Again, Ride Or Die Girlfriend He Just Cheated On Defends His Honor On…

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Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative

Uncle Turtleboy / March 24, 2017

Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative…

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Nudniks

Here’s The SnapChat Threats To Turn Auburn High School Into Columbine That Marcus Rodriguez Sent, Free My Boi Patrol Chimes In With Hot Takes

Uncle Turtleboy / December 15, 2016

The free my boi patrol was defending Marcus Rodriguez, alleging that his threats to shoot up Auburn High School were…

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Everyone Freaking Out Over Auburn Dad Who Stalked His Kid’s Schoolbus With A Clown Mask On, Grafton Hill Kids Would’ve Lit Him On Fire

Uncle Turtleboy / October 6, 2016

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30 Year Old Auburn Man Dressed As Clown Complaining About Cops Hassling Him Is Obviously A Real Winner

Uncle Turtleboy / October 4, 2016

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12 Year Old Auburn Kid Who Was Plotting To Kill 3 Classmates Doesn’t Understand The Purpose Of A Middle School Hit List

Uncle Turtleboy / March 23, 2016

Vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local blog 2015 by clicking here.  Like the Turtleboy Safe Space Facebook page to follow…

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Let’s Not Rush To Blame The Auburn Foster Mother Whose Child Tragically Passed Away Yesterday

Uncle Turtleboy / August 16, 2015

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All-Star Criminals

Hubbardston Madame Who Organized Auburn Gangbang Is The Most Cutthroat Businesswoman I’ve Ever Seen

Uncle Turtleboy / July 17, 2015

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3 Winners From Worcester Caught Breaking Into Cars In Auburn Is Why Living In Auburn Defeats The Point Of Moving Out Of Worcester

Uncle Turtleboy / May 29, 2015

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Nudniks

I Can’t Help But Respect Drunk Old Guy In Boxers Who Tried Running Onto 290 In Auburn

Uncle Turtleboy / May 16, 2015

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Auburn Morons Stab A Guy For Putting A Free Couch In His Truck

Uncle Turtleboy / May 2, 2015

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Apparently Auburn MA Is Craiglist Prostitution Nexus Of The Universe

Uncle Turtleboy / February 13, 2015

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