12 Year Old Auburn Kid Who Was Plotting To Kill 3 Classmates Doesn’t Understand The Purpose Of A Middle School Hit List

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Here’s a story about possibly the most twisted 12 year old in the world. And he lives in Auburn:

A 12-year-old boy allegedly told classmates last month he was trying to buy guns off the “deep web” to shoot up Auburn Middle School. Classmates told the school resource officer that day that the boy was telling kids he was using the “dark web” to obtain credit card numbers to buy guns and shoot up the school.

The boy was interviewed by an assistant principal and told him he wanted to “slit the throat” of one student and take “at least two bullets to kill” another, Auburn Police Officer James Lyman wrote in the search warrant. The boy said he targeted one student because he was black and another, who is special needs, because he is “annoying.” A third he allegedly said he wanted to kill because “his rat tail was personally offensive.”

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The assistant principal found a search for the dark web on the boy’s school-issued iPad. School officials also searched the boy’s locker, but did not find any weapons. They did find what the boy called his “fake crystal meth,” a clear plastic bag with white crystals, which later tested negative for drugs. The search warrant filed on March 14 seeks permission to get digital files off of the boy’s cell phone, which witnesses said he was using to access the dark web.

The boy could face a charge of disturbing a school assembly. According to court files, the school suspended the boy for 10 days and set an expulsion hearing. Auburn Police Chief Andrew J. Sluckis Jr. said no one has been arrested in the case. He said the investigation is ongoing and declined to comment further since the subject of the case is a juvenile. 

Yes, we realize this is not the new Auburn Middle School.

Yes, we realize this is not the new Auburn Middle School.

How many poor cats has this kid pulled a Steven Avery on? Seriously, it doesn’t get much more twisted than this.

I understand that middle school is a terrible time for most kids and they often start to hate the world and tell themselves how miserable their lives are. But this kid doesn’t even know how to properly make a hit list. When you’re the weirdo in the school and you’re talking about your “hit list,” you’re supposed to put the popular girls and the most athletic boys at the top. Not this kid though. He’s going after the black kid, the kid from the trailer park with the mullet, and the “annoying” special needs child. That’s some Grade A demented bullshit right there.

This kid is obviously desperate for attention and now he’s got it. I mean, he went around confessing to everyone before he went through with the crime. Because this kid obviously never was gonna go through with this, he just wanted to make the other kids think he was crazy enough to do it so at least they’d be talking about him for once. Guarantee this kid’s favorite color is black and he sits by himself at lunch practicing witch craft. It’s why he’s talking about going on the “dark web.” Because he wants you to think he’s dark, mysterious, and capable of anything.

Ya know how I can tell this kid is desperate for attention? He carries around fake crystal meth. Whatever that means. He’s probably watched Breaking Bad a million times on Netflix and thinks he’s Walter White. He was trying to solidify his role as the crazy kid in school who will kill anyone, hangs out on the “dark web,” and sells crystal meth out of his locker room. Mission accomplished.

Here’s my question – why does this boy have a cell phone? I mean, if you’re this kid’s parents you have to know your kid is a weirdo right? So you might wanna keep an eye on his phone and go through it like a crazy ex-girlfriend. Ya know, because you can. Because you’re the parent, you pay the bills, and he has no rights at all. That way it can be you reading him the riot act and not the Auburn Police Department.

P.S. This kid needs to learn how to “discover himself.” Either that or get laid. Yea, I know he’s only 12, but this kid’s got some pent up anger issues and he needs to learn how to enjoy the finer things in life. Maybe then he won’t wanna kill so many people.

Double P.S. Apparently the school never alerted parents about this and they’re all finding out about this by reading Masslive and Turtleboy. No big deal. It’s not like some deranged, cat-burning kid was planning on killing minorities and special needs children. Why call home and get the parents all worried over nothing? Oops!!


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22 Comment(s)
  • JustAnotherDayinHell
    April 1, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    The accused is still attending the middle school he was not supended for 10 days nor expelled. No notification to parents until well after the fact. Very safe feeling knowing he’s still in class with other children walking around the halls with these thoughts of terrorizing others.

  • Lightning bug
    March 24, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    How many times has “dark web” been searched today? Way to go TaTaBoy. Now that part of the web will be slow too because of all the traffic.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      March 24, 2016 at 7:11 pm

      Not to worry, plenty of porn to go around.

  • Lottie
    March 24, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    I hope this kid is getting all of the help he clearly desperately needs, therapy, medication, social services, etc. Sounds like he announced his “plans” to anybody who would listen. Part of me wonders if expulsion is the worst plan. Taking him off the radar of the professionals at the school and withdrawing him from society might give him more time and opportunity to actually plan and follow through. Sitting at home alone, not socializing, playing violent video games, attempting to find the “dark web”? On the other hand, I wouldn’t want him in my kids class either. Very sad that a 12 year old is having these thoughts. Carrying around fake meth? It’s hard to even comprehend.

    • anonon
      March 24, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      Auburn – not the tidy alternative to Worcester that people think.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    March 24, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    TurtleBoySpurts needs a safe space. Tito, get me a tissue.

  • COB
    March 24, 2016 at 11:05 am

    When I was 12 all I did was listen to Rush and fantasize about tongue-punching the Home Ec teacher’s fart box! 😀

    Different strokes for different folks I guess!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      March 24, 2016 at 1:03 pm

      COB??? Where the heck you been, you tongue-puncher you?

      After seeing your screen name, thought I was having another flashback after the Hendrix Experience Show last night. LOL

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    March 24, 2016 at 9:36 am

    Sounds like this 12 year old must be a regular Turtle Rider, or is being raised by one, ’cause he sure has his hating down pat. The spawn of Donald Trump’s Amerika.

    • RV
      March 24, 2016 at 10:11 am

      You aren’t well.

  • Jake from State Farm
    March 24, 2016 at 8:09 am

    Something in his life or upbringing has made this kid what he is now. Sad & scary. We can speculate forever, but he certainly needs professional intervention now. It may turn out not as bad as we thought, but better safe than sorry, and address this behavior immediately by outside sources.

  • LOB
    March 24, 2016 at 7:37 am

    Was his last name Quist?

  • Tio Ho
    March 24, 2016 at 6:47 am

    Good article. However, the picture is not of the Auburn Middle School. That’s an elementary school in Auburn.

    • Fed up with the stupidity of others
      March 24, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Did you read the caption under the picture….they’re well aware

      • Tio Ho
        March 25, 2016 at 5:38 am

        The picture with the caption were added in an update, not in the original….just so you’re aware.

  • Wabbitt
    March 23, 2016 at 10:56 pm

    Let’s all chip in and get this kid a Fleshlight. That should calm him down.

    • helga
      December 22, 2016 at 8:34 pm

      middle school and high school should hand out free FleshLights in addition to condoms: fewer pregnancies

  • Cmon son
    March 23, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    Attention parents!! We have a 12 year old telling lies, please do not be alarmed we have it under control!!!

  • John Wick
    March 23, 2016 at 10:16 pm

    Wtf is the dark web??

    Is that where they hide the extra dirty porn?

    • Noodly Appendage
      March 23, 2016 at 10:33 pm

      Its actually called the deep web and its websites etc that wont show up on search engines but that also cannot be accessed by your average web browser.

      Rumors have it that you can buy drugs, slaves, hit men, and all manner of twisted illegal things as well as access some pretty nasty images; child porn et al.

  • GoneWest
    March 23, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Rat tails are really annoying though

    • March 24, 2016 at 7:07 am

      Are those things back again from the 80’s? Yeah…they’re annoying, especially if dyed a different color.

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