30 Year Old Auburn Man Dressed As Clown Complaining About Cops Hassling Him Is Obviously A Real Winner

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Like we said before, the only people who have any excuse for dressing up like a clown in order to fuck with people are teenagers. Because teenagers aren’t real people. They’re dumbasses by nature. They can’t help it. We’ve all been there before. Some are dumber than others, but it’s only fair that we give them an opportunity to grow out of it. However, this leniency ends the second you reach your 20’s. Anyone over the age of 19 who still thinks they’re funny because they’re dressing up as a clown is the definition of a loser. And if you’re 30 and still doing this shit, you need to get your ass a life coach. Like this clown:

Turns out this was a 30 year old man named Eric Johnson:


Sorry ladies, but this man is somehow not single. He’s also not very happy that the cops were hassling him about his fun costume.


If you’ve had enough encounters with a small town police department that you’ve been able to develop opinions about the way you’re treated by individual police officers, then you’re obviously a real winner. It’s like going to a restaurant and knowing what the best thing is on the menu. If means you’ve been to that restaurant a million times. It’s normal to keep going back to a restaurant you like. But if you keep finding yourself in heated conversations with the police, you’re probably an asshole. Bottom line is, you dressed like a clown for the sole purpose of freaking people out and drawing attention to yourself. Then you got attention and you whined about it on Facebook like the loser you are.



Yea, the cops are the ones who are assholes. Meanwhile you’re 30 years old and you have nothing better to do than to walk up and down Oxford Street dressed like a clown.


Anyway, like I said – this clown stuff is for teenagers. Any adult who is doing it should be openly mocked and ridiculed for being a world class loser.


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17 Comment(s)
  • Cap guns are fun
    October 5, 2016 at 12:14 pm

    Imagine back in the day, my kids and neighbor kids used to run around the neighborhood playing cops and robbers with cap guns. Imagine what would happen today? The SWAT team would be called out and kids arrested, or worse, shot.
    If we played Cowboys and Indians today like we did 25 years ago the PC police would crucify the kids now.

    It’s ok for an adult to still have some fun isn’t it? Or is that against the rules now too?

    • old but not confused
      October 5, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      Hell, I remember when we used to have BB gun fights with real BBs OMG. Remember pea shooters? And we never lost an eye either even though we left a lot of dead Indians and robbers.

  • Gronkmonster
    October 4, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    Why are some of you even taking this turds word for how it went down LMAOOO Guy is obviously is a little slow but smart enough to know better than to go to the police station to ID the supposed cops who mistreated him like his friend Nicole wanted to do

    Have a feeling this story is nothing like he is telling it on facebook…Guy wanted some attention which I am sure he looks for often and came up with this

  • Clownass
    October 4, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    good job Turtle boy get the clowns off the street !! this guy is now spanking his clown and hiding his face in shame now that everyone knows who he is he better hope his neighbors are not taking turns shitting on his door step

  • juggles the clown
    October 4, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    Ok so clearly the police stopped this clit because of the newest “clown craze”. Since the news has reported clowns in different areas scaring people and carrying guns, this man getting cuffed before he was questioned is more than reasonable in my mind. Turtleboy, you hit the nail right on the head…he went out dressed like that with a purpose then got upset when he was asked about it. What’s next, Clown Lives Matter??

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    October 4, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    Only thing missing was he wasn’t driving a dirt bike. How much you want to bet he rides a motorcycle.

  • Bill
    October 4, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    There are lots of things that aren’t illegal, but adults know they’re bad ideas… Reasonable people know they’re going to be stopped and questioned if they’re doing something stupid. And, when you’re doing something stupid, don’t be surprised if some cops treat you like you’re stupid and hurt your fragile feelings. They embarrassed this idiot, in front of a non-police woman apparently… He deserved to be embarrassed… His behavior was embarrassing.

    • Emily
      October 4, 2016 at 2:35 pm

      Nicely said Bill. Agree. I guess since he’s only 30 he hasn’t quite grown up yet

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        October 5, 2016 at 8:34 am

        Exactly. And, the fact most folks that have a bitch about LEOs have had a few ” prior interactions” with them. When you act like a douche, you get treated like a douche.

  • Mike
    October 4, 2016 at 12:12 pm

    I bet he is originally from Oxford or Webster with his writing skills

    • Alexander Knight
      October 4, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      Nope, he’s definitely from Auburn. Took him a few extra years to finish High School if I remember correctly, and he spent a whole bunch of time in special ed, but you know, we can’t all be journalists!

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    October 4, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    Oh look at that cute doggy this retaaaaahd is holding captive!! Let me have him instead… The doggy looks unhappy with his hugs, come here poochy!!

  • Chris
    October 4, 2016 at 11:56 am

    And I quote ‘The female who was not a policewoman or man.. ‘.

    I don’t think I need to comment any further.

  • Shackleford
    October 4, 2016 at 11:50 am

    Gotta semi-disagree on this one. Sure the guy’s a loser for doing this, but there is zero reason the cops should talk to him or cuff/restrain him. Last I checked they sell clown outfits in stores and there are no requirements to purchase one. Until one of these clowns commits a crime, this is just pussification of society and law enforcement.

    • GetFuct
      October 4, 2016 at 1:15 pm

      Beats me shooting the fucktard.

    • October 4, 2016 at 1:31 pm

      He is a certified fucktard, but he still has certain rights

    • Bozo
      October 4, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      What’s next, hassle the balloon delivery person? Sound very discriminatory towards clowns Hey, we do have a few clowns in Auburn, probably drifted in from Worcester.

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