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Like we said before, the only people who have any excuse for dressing up like a clown in order to fuck with people are teenagers. Because teenagers aren’t real people. They’re dumbasses by nature. They can’t help it. We’ve all been there before. Some are dumber than others, but it’s only fair that we give them an opportunity to grow out of it. However, this leniency ends the second you reach your 20’s. Anyone over the age of 19 who still thinks they’re funny because they’re dressing up as a clown is the definition of a loser. And if you’re 30 and still doing this shit, you need to get your ass a life coach. Like this clown:
https://twitter.com/BestClownWatch/status/783120429825134592
https://twitter.com/BestClownWatch/status/783120429825134592
Turns out this was a 30 year old man named Eric Johnson:
Sorry ladies, but this man is somehow not single. He’s also not very happy that the cops were hassling him about his fun costume.
If you’ve had enough encounters with a small town police department that you’ve been able to develop opinions about the way you’re treated by individual police officers, then you’re obviously a real winner. It’s like going to a restaurant and knowing what the best thing is on the menu. If means you’ve been to that restaurant a million times. It’s normal to keep going back to a restaurant you like. But if you keep finding yourself in heated conversations with the police, you’re probably an asshole. Bottom line is, you dressed like a clown for the sole purpose of freaking people out and drawing attention to yourself. Then you got attention and you whined about it on Facebook like the loser you are.
Yea, the cops are the ones who are assholes. Meanwhile you’re 30 years old and you have nothing better to do than to walk up and down Oxford Street dressed like a clown.
Anyway, like I said – this clown stuff is for teenagers. Any adult who is doing it should be openly mocked and ridiculed for being a world class loser.
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17 Comment(s)
Imagine back in the day, my kids and neighbor kids used to run around the neighborhood playing cops and robbers with cap guns. Imagine what would happen today? The SWAT team would be called out and kids arrested, or worse, shot.
If we played Cowboys and Indians today like we did 25 years ago the PC police would crucify the kids now.
It’s ok for an adult to still have some fun isn’t it? Or is that against the rules now too?
Hell, I remember when we used to have BB gun fights with real BBs OMG. Remember pea shooters? And we never lost an eye either even though we left a lot of dead Indians and robbers.
Why are some of you even taking this turds word for how it went down LMAOOO Guy is obviously is a little slow but smart enough to know better than to go to the police station to ID the supposed cops who mistreated him like his friend Nicole wanted to do
Have a feeling this story is nothing like he is telling it on facebook…Guy wanted some attention which I am sure he looks for often and came up with this
good job Turtle boy get the clowns off the street !! this guy is now spanking his clown and hiding his face in shame now that everyone knows who he is he better hope his neighbors are not taking turns shitting on his door step
Ok so clearly the police stopped this clit because of the newest “clown craze”. Since the news has reported clowns in different areas scaring people and carrying guns, this man getting cuffed before he was questioned is more than reasonable in my mind. Turtleboy, you hit the nail right on the head…he went out dressed like that with a purpose then got upset when he was asked about it. What’s next, Clown Lives Matter??
Only thing missing was he wasn’t driving a dirt bike. How much you want to bet he rides a motorcycle.
There are lots of things that aren’t illegal, but adults know they’re bad ideas… Reasonable people know they’re going to be stopped and questioned if they’re doing something stupid. And, when you’re doing something stupid, don’t be surprised if some cops treat you like you’re stupid and hurt your fragile feelings. They embarrassed this idiot, in front of a non-police woman apparently… He deserved to be embarrassed… His behavior was embarrassing.
Nicely said Bill. Agree. I guess since he’s only 30 he hasn’t quite grown up yet
Exactly. And, the fact most folks that have a bitch about LEOs have had a few ” prior interactions” with them. When you act like a douche, you get treated like a douche.
I bet he is originally from Oxford or Webster with his writing skills
Nope, he’s definitely from Auburn. Took him a few extra years to finish High School if I remember correctly, and he spent a whole bunch of time in special ed, but you know, we can’t all be journalists!
Oh look at that cute doggy this retaaaaahd is holding captive!! Let me have him instead… The doggy looks unhappy with his hugs, come here poochy!!
And I quote ‘The female who was not a policewoman or man.. ‘.
I don’t think I need to comment any further.
Gotta semi-disagree on this one. Sure the guy’s a loser for doing this, but there is zero reason the cops should talk to him or cuff/restrain him. Last I checked they sell clown outfits in stores and there are no requirements to purchase one. Until one of these clowns commits a crime, this is just pussification of society and law enforcement.
Beats me shooting the fucktard.
He is a certified fucktard, but he still has certain rights
What’s next, hassle the balloon delivery person? Sound very discriminatory towards clowns Hey, we do have a few clowns in Auburn, probably drifted in from Worcester.