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Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative

Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative

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Here’s your latest reminder that the Auburn Mall has become a cesspool of ratchetry:

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Dress like a bigger asshole:

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You can’t.

That face you make when you stab a guy at the Auburn Mall and you still don’t get your fix:


Alright, first of all, anyone who meets someone for an online sale and doesn’t set up the rendez-vous at the police station kind of deserves to get stabbed. Well, maybe not stabbed. But at least have massive diarrhea only to find out that you’re out of toilet paper after the job is done. Because it’s just a dumb move this day and age. But we’re told the victim was an elderly guy, so he’s probably new to this whole Internet thing and doesn’t understand how any of this works. Poor guy.

Anyway, the name Eric Collette rang a bell. Then a turtle rider reminded us that he posted on our wall a few months back…..

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When your enemies are junkies who lure the elderly to the Auburn Mall in order to stab them, it means you’re probably doing something right. Has there ever been a greater example of how Turtleboy is on the side of good? These are the kind of winners who sling mud at us and accuse us of being too mean and negative. The kind of people who will rob and stab an elderly man at the Auburn Mall. The kind of people who wear flat brimmed hats with the stickers still on it.



The kind of people who are hooked on “fonics”

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The kind of people who occasionally take six month vacations to Chicopee

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The kind of people who claim to be “plugging away” and sober, but in reality they’re still using and stabbing people to get money for more product

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The kind of people who get arrested multiple times for heroin possession and breaking and entering into people’s homes in the middle of the night:

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To answer Eric Collette’s question, we are often negative in our blogs because the world is full of spamcakes like Eric and Ann. We’d like to think that people could buy and sell good online without getting stabbed by junkies. However, the fact is that we always have to be skeptical of other human beings because of people like them. We want nothing more than to be happy and get along with everyone. But we can’t do that because of people like them. They want us to be more positive so they can fly under the radar and not be socially ostracized. And for a long time they’ve been able to get away with it. But those days are over.



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26 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 1:26 am

    fantastic issues altogether, you simply won a new reader.
    What could you suggest about your submit that you just made some days ago?
    Any certain?

  • Josie Fosterparent
    March 24, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    So sad. In that link from Marlborough, the other person mentioned, Shaun Spaulding, has passed away from heroin. He was very loved by family and friends. It’s too bad that Ann didn’t try to clean up in his memory.

  • Talisman
    March 24, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    Well, that about settles it. Lawsuit time for Turtleboy, aka Class Action Defendants

    CHARGE: Incitement of a shankin’ due to aggravated negativity.

    Adjudication will be forthwith in the entitled action as soon as Plaintiff can get out of jail, score, and rap with the Vulvanator.
    Not necessarily in that order.
    To be continued…

  • John hassett
    March 24, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Eric Collette is a loser, just like his brother John (john boy) Collette. Looks like being a cheese hog runs in their blood line along with being heroin addicts.

    • ImNewHere
      March 24, 2017 at 3:12 pm

      TB could devote more than a blog to this family of scumfucks, theyve been the center of numerous opiate provoked invidents of shitbaggery. The entire clan should be profiled extensively, however you would have hire an army of writers to do so.

  • March 24, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Does the girl turn tricks?? Asking for a friend.

  • time ticking
    March 24, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    She still looks Ok considering. The wall is coming shortly and it’s going to a very hard hit.

  • dgaf
    March 24, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    this is my friends dad who got stabbed

    he was answering a backpage ad for the female

    boyfriend came along things went south

    • Wabbitt
      March 24, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      As all of us run to backpage to look for the ad. LOL

    • Talisman
      March 24, 2017 at 3:18 pm

      Did he not bring the required amount of roses?

      • Wabbitt
        March 24, 2017 at 3:59 pm

        Probably wanted a trip to Greece.

    • lkjh
      March 24, 2017 at 10:44 pm

      Nope, he was expecting a dude, and gf came along! See the globe article. Sorry for your friend’s dad, hope he recovers and accepts himself ASAP.

  • Wabbitt
    March 24, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Almost makes me wonder if the goods and/or services were a piece of ass. There’s a lot of prostitution going on in Auburn, and I wouldn’t put it past a junkie to arrange hummers in the mall parking lot.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      March 24, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      The ad was on Backpage – so your instincts would be correct.

  • paul
    March 24, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Auburn the new Brockton. they are starting to make Webta look civilized

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 24, 2017 at 6:37 pm

      Always knocking Auburn, huh Paul?
      Got out of Worcester but couldn’t manage to do better than Oxford or Millbury I guess?

  • LLC
    March 24, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    ” You’re so Mean & Negative”= I’ll be featured in a TBS exclusive soon.

  • I Hate Stupid People
    March 24, 2017 at 1:00 pm

    Wanna fix the whole heroin disease? Maybe the government should mix up a “special” batch of heroin and distribute it around the country. I know if I have pests in my house I use whatever “special” food I can find at the Home Depot to feed them. Gets rid of them I think it would do the same for the heroin diseases going around the country.

    • ZephyrCat
      March 24, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      Would be better to kill the fuckers who bring it in. The government is the biggest supplier. Conspiracy theory? Don’t think so. Opium production went up tenfold after we invaded Afghanistan. Then there are all the picture of our boys in uniform guarding the poppy fields. NAH! We don’t do shit like that, do we? I know someone who was stationed there and told me all about it. But that can’t be true, can it. We’re there to spread democracy. Governments been doping their citizens for years to keep ’em easier to control. Read about the Opium Wars in the 1800’s.

    • You are "The Stupid People"
      March 24, 2017 at 4:36 pm

      I hope your child gets addicted to that “special heroin”.

      • Talisman
        March 24, 2017 at 5:59 pm

        I’m afraid the poster’s mean-spirited and unsympathetic pharmacology wouldn’t be conducive to an addiction. It would also involve the use of comprehensive and cognitive skills to discern that. Unless of course you’re wishing his child was a zombie junkie, in which case the desire for fresh meat, brains and the propagation of the Z virus would negate the hankering of an opiate jones. So, what is your point again? Oh yeah, we’re stupid and you’re a moron

        • ZephyrCat
          March 25, 2017 at 5:39 am

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a smelly butt…..and I like to kiss my own butt.

  • Duke Westwood
    March 24, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Eric Colette, why you so negative?

    • JZ
      March 24, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      So much for those two gutter slugs hiding their faces at their arraignment…..

      Thank you TB for letting us know exactly who they are!

    • Gas Pipe
      March 24, 2017 at 9:11 pm


      According to information that was provided during the court arraignment, the victim answered the backpage ad and was at the Auburn Mall to meet Eric Collette, who posted the ad. NOT to meet Ann “I’ll suck your cock for a loaded needle” Delcid……..

      As TB says, the turtle riders are everywhere.

      • Madcow not Rachel
        March 24, 2017 at 10:46 pm

        You mean the stories about Eric sucking golf balls thru a garden hose are true??

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