Poopface Arrested For Stabbing Guy In Auburn Mall Parking Lot Posted On Turtleboy In September Whining About Us Being Too Negative
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Here’s your latest reminder that the Auburn Mall has become a cesspool of ratchetry:
Dress like a bigger asshole:
That face you make when you stab a guy at the Auburn Mall and you still don’t get your fix:
Alright, first of all, anyone who meets someone for an online sale and doesn’t set up the rendez-vous at the police station kind of deserves to get stabbed. Well, maybe not stabbed. But at least have massive diarrhea only to find out that you’re out of toilet paper after the job is done. Because it’s just a dumb move this day and age. But we’re told the victim was an elderly guy, so he’s probably new to this whole Internet thing and doesn’t understand how any of this works. Poor guy.
Anyway, the name Eric Collette rang a bell. Then a turtle rider reminded us that he posted on our wall a few months back…..
When your enemies are junkies who lure the elderly to the Auburn Mall in order to stab them, it means you’re probably doing something right. Has there ever been a greater example of how Turtleboy is on the side of good? These are the kind of winners who sling mud at us and accuse us of being too mean and negative. The kind of people who will rob and stab an elderly man at the Auburn Mall. The kind of people who wear flat brimmed hats with the stickers still on it.
The kind of people who are hooked on “fonics”
The kind of people who occasionally take six month vacations to Chicopee
The kind of people who claim to be “plugging away” and sober, but in reality they’re still using and stabbing people to get money for more product
The kind of people who get arrested multiple times for heroin possession and breaking and entering into people’s homes in the middle of the night:
To answer Eric Collette’s question, we are often negative in our blogs because the world is full of spamcakes like Eric and Ann. We’d like to think that people could buy and sell good online without getting stabbed by junkies. However, the fact is that we always have to be skeptical of other human beings because of people like them. We want nothing more than to be happy and get along with everyone. But we can’t do that because of people like them. They want us to be more positive so they can fly under the radar and not be socially ostracized. And for a long time they’ve been able to get away with it. But those days are over.
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