Tittooed Captain Slammit Cries About Garbage Truck On Rt 24 to Get Likes and Clicks on The Hub, Plan Backfires Miserably

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I am a member of several community pages on Facebook. While they’re occasionally a good resource for local information, more often they’re a great source of drama, amusement, and Turtleboy worthy material. Recently the Attleboro and West Warwick have been making a strong push, but The Brockton Hub is still the king for community inspired shenanigans.

This morning as I was sitting on the throne and scrolling through my news feed (don’t judge me, you all do it, too), this post popped up.

Let’s go to the video:

OH, come on. Listen to that music. There’s clearly more trash inside that vehicle than on the highway around it.

Listen. I care about the environment as much as your average American, meaning I’m not gonna throw my trash out of the car window, but I’m also going to keep using plastic straws. Even still, I have a hard time getting worked up over this. Our highways are littered with trash and I’m sure this truck driver did the best he could to minimize what was happening. However, when you drive down the road there’s going to be wind and stuff is going to get blown out of the container. That’s just physics.

I’m sure Jennifer thought she was doing a public service, or maybe she was looking for positive feedback and attention, or perhaps a reason to bitch and moan with validation attached to it. Unfortunately, that’s not how this works.


Of course, a few people did jump in to defend Jennifer.

Newsflash to John and Steven, women aren’t going to sleep with you as a reward for defending them on social media. Everyone knows that being a white knight won’t get you laid.

Besides, Jennifer is married, so you two will have to stick to fantasizing about her and her tittoo.

Unless Dennis happens to be a sharer.

One sharp eyed, sleuthing Hubster noticed a bit of hypocrisy from Mrs. Boucher.

I love when virtue signaling posts come back to bite someone in the ass. Of course, there was an explanation.

However nobody was buying what she was trying to sell.

Jennifer was fighting a losing battle and, to her credit, she realized it and deleted the post. Unfortunately, this Turtle is quicker than a hare and the internet is forever.

Everyone knows that virtue signalers are generally hypocrites who are full of shit. At least don’t make it so easy to prove.

They’re not lying.

37 Comment(s)
  • America Ziggy
    July 14, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Women could never run USA! Retards

  • Sick of the Degenerites
    July 14, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Shut up you piece of shit cum catcher. You are stupid as hell. Let us tax paying Americans fuck you as we pay for your kids. Stupid Cuntrag.

      July 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm

      You should off yourself really. For the good of the people.

  • hillary for win ,hill and liz to make a porn video
    July 13, 2019 at 7:56 am

    when humans stop using the whole earth as it’s toilet ,will be the end of civilization

  • Judge dread
    July 12, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    I wonder how much Xanax, alcohol or H she took down after realizing her virtue signaling attempt failed.

    Bitch this is why no one follows construction dump trucks. The velocity of the truck driving causes the wind to knock up sand and other shit in the bed that scratch your paint or crack your windshield.

    I bet she spends all of her time at home, high on adderall cleaning and dusting everything that was cleaned and dusted he day before, and sees all these victims virtue signaling and tried to get a piece of the pie.

    Clearly she wasn’t intersectional enough for this to get any traction.

  • Gash Basher
    July 12, 2019 at 9:43 am

    People who listen to eminen are useless to society

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    July 12, 2019 at 9:32 am

    Jennifer Boucher-Would

  • Greg
    July 12, 2019 at 8:52 am

    “I care about the environment…I’m also going to keep using plastic straws”.

  • Jon Tudor
    July 11, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    …when do think this woman last held a job?

    • Dick Lips
      July 11, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      No clue, do you think that will make her more or less willing to slob my knob for a $1? She probably gives great road head while driving.

  • whatevuh
    July 11, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    “sitting on the throne and scrolling through my news feed (don’t judge me, you all do it, too)”

    ummm, no, I don’t, never have, and never will. I only sit on the throne for one fucking reason, to take a shit . . . . I also wash my hands when I’m done, I hope you do also, but maybe we’re expecting a little too much from someone taking a shit with their iphone in their hands?

    • whatevuh
      July 11, 2019 at 6:59 pm

      P.S. consider yourself “judged”

    • True Reality Speaks
      Average BMI Reader
      July 11, 2019 at 8:33 pm

      Probably sit when you pee, amirite?

  • TL;DR
    July 11, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    I love tattoos. they make it easier to take out the trash.

  • Captain Trips
    Tittoo Analysis
    July 11, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    I like tittoos because they tell me exactly what to AVOID.

    They tell me:

    I’ve been, and perhaps still are, very promiscuous.
    I have low self esteem.
    My house and car are filthy and I have kids by a daddy that ain’t in the picture.
    I more than likely harbor an STD.
    The odds of me being a cigarette smoker are very high.

    It’s amazing what a tittoo can tell you!

    • Y
      July 11, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      Brilliant. Love it. You forgot one thing, though; they indicate a sure anal enthusiast.

      • Captain Trips
        Tittoo Analysis
        July 11, 2019 at 7:14 pm

        Good catch!

        Yes, tittooed women are 99 and 44/100% assured that they will eat your ass, even after your driving 4 hours on a hot day on vinyl car seats with no AC in the car with a hangover. I give them that!

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    July 11, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    Fucks this bitch. Carney has done more than anyone over decades and decades to bring jobs to brockton. He pays and treats his employees great. He never quits trying to get businesses going even when he get given a hard time with zoning bullshit. He’s one of our best who the fuck is she!

  • Bustah
    July 11, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    You fuckin’ bustard is a buncha fuckin’ tools yo. Fuckin’ queers can’t be laid so you fuckin’ bustahs play wit yo dix yo.

    • Ethel Chloride
      July 11, 2019 at 7:50 pm

      can anyone translate this to English?

      • Translation from a Ratchetologist
        July 12, 2019 at 7:55 am

        “You fuckin’ bustard is a buncha fuckin’ tools yo. Fuckin’ queers can’t be laid so you fuckin’ bustahs play wit yo dix yo.”

        This is a rare West Welfarian dialect of the Ihavenojobs people of Ratchetonia rarely spoken and hardly ever written as the proud people who speak it lack the resources to create pens.

        I’ve studied for many years often bringing gifts of Heroin and Narcan to their people to please their gods The all Mighty “Will only Judge” often misinterpreted as “God will only Judge” they always sy God before their gods name anyways after decades of study I can easily translate this for you.

        “Despite a lull in the economy commodity stocks should yield good returns”

        I hope this helps I shall be returning to their village with some offerings of Hennessy and St. Ides so I may study thier culture more

        • Silencio Dogood
          July 14, 2019 at 3:28 am

          Well done, i could actually hear their accents on the translation! Still, their culture fits in a Petri dish and repeats ad infinitum, as a rampant strain of an STD. One early warning is, of course, a tittoo.

  • WeRFucked
    July 11, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Fuck the trash truck. He’s an asshole and should be fined. I’m not buying he did all he could to secure his load.
    Speaking of load…
    Any douche bag who gets a tattoo on her tits, unless it’s a sperm target, which clearly hers is not, is a fucking mentally ill tramp, in my opinion.

    • z
      July 11, 2019 at 2:53 pm

      No different than trap rock and an unsecured tarp.

      You can be over a 100 feet behind the truck and get a chipped windshield. Also the stuff doesn’t have to blow straight back. Depending on the wind that crap could break a windshield and not just chip it if you tried to pass the truck.

      This is just the truck driver possibly trying to save a trip.
      “Just a bit more, just a little more and I got it all.”

  • A blocked commenter
    July 11, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Glad to know it isn’t only me who is blocked from commenting without a VPN. I think the woman had every right to be pissed.

    • Free
      July 11, 2019 at 2:58 pm

      Like going commando and raw-dog, I have never posted here using a VPN. You must have said something awfully obnoxious, to get blocked. It just doesn’t happen. Live free or die!

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
      July 11, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      My guess is the only people that get blocked are the ones that post racist shit and pretend they are TBS fans or conservative/patriotic. Projecting your inate hatred of others on others should get you banned. Post your real name if you’re gonna out your real, racist opinions – and then your own Lefty mob will destroy you. Win – win!

  • Massholio
    July 11, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    The trash is going the right way on the right road.

  • No White Knight Just IMO
    July 11, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    One sharp eyed, sleuthing Hubster noticed a bit of hypocrisy from Mrs. Boucher.

    I don’t think she proved Mrs. Boucher was a hypocrite. I didn’t see anything to prove she wasn’t filming as she stated.

    Whita Bat said it right – just because it differs from your point of view you jump all over it. And for what? Likes?! The Hub is like a pool of piranhas starving for their next meal.

  • Sharon Stewart
    July 11, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Wow, you spend your day sitting on the toilet trolling FB pages about towns you don’t even live in and then writing shitty blogs.
    Do you ever look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong?

  • Ozzy
    July 11, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    “There was trash on 24 the second you took the on ramp.” Enough said.

  • Nee Chi
    July 11, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Turtle Driver:

    “Our highways are littered with trash and I’m sure this truck driver did the best he could to minimize what was happening. However, when you drive down the road there’s going to be wind and stuff is going to get blown out of the container. That’s just physics.”

    Hauling is a very dangerous business. It’s not ever ok for a commercial vehicle to drive without properly securing their load. This includes trash. There are many laws about the types of covers dump trucks need. It is common industry knowledge. You should be ashamed you don’t know this. They give good haulers a bad name.

    This driver and the company are both responsible for this, they know it.

    They just don’t have any f**ks to give about the fact that they are littering the highways while hauling their shit. Maybe you should…


  • Whita Bat
    July 11, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Her daughter totally could have been filming. There was trash blowing everywhere (which btw isn’t just “physics” or we’d all use to seeing this every time a trash truck was driving on the highway). This isn’t news, it’s using your platform to shame someone you disagree with. The fact you think this is something she did for “clicks” in a Brockton FB group is laughable. You can’t really be that dumb to think that’s motive. The “white knights” you reference are just other people who have an opposite opinion than you. The cartoon joke about it clearly shows how most y’all Chads think, only a Chad would assume a male defending a female is doing it in hopes of getting laid, some people are just raised right, the lack of getting laid for it is actually proof of that, only an incel would think this way. This joke of a site is beyond hypocritical, you always say you don’t harass people without proof, what is this middle school level garbage excuse for a blog post? Some of your bloggers actually expose real POS and then you put up trash like this.

    Lastly, since youre so keen to troll in comments on FB posts and then cry to your readers when pages/people block you. Try living that way here and stop blocking/deleting comments you don’t like. It’s funny I had to use a VPN to leave this comment since you have my ISP blocked from commenting, yet you allow the vile racist trash riders to spew whatever they want and wonder why no one respects TBS.

    Be fucking better.

    • Uncle Teddy
      July 11, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      Eat a bag of dicks fuck stick.

      • Itchy Balls
        July 11, 2019 at 3:45 pm

        But here you are reading TurtleBoy…..Fuck-Off

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
      July 11, 2019 at 7:34 pm

      So I guess it was Chad that you caught your wife banging behind your back, or is it the guy that leaves a mark after slapping his ball bag on your chin? Chad. LOL. Got any more made up names for your superiors?

      Take your beta cuck whining to HuffPo or Barstool where you don’t need a VPN because you can troll there unfettered and amongst your own ilk.

      Amazing how unaware some people can be about their own irrelevance and level of tard. Guess that’s what happens when TDS snowflakes and other mentally deficient twats think the world revolves around themselves.

    • Jeff J
      Go F Yourself
      July 11, 2019 at 8:00 pm

      Hey stupid cunt (I’m assuming you’re a woman cuz you bitch like one), there’s absolutely no way in hell her daughter was filming and you know it so suck a dick.
      You don’t need a VPN to comment on this site and that’s a fact. So suck another dick.

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