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Ginger Jizznado Leaves EBT Card In Stolen Car Like A Ratchet Cinderella, Has Been Lecturing Others About Not Judging Junkies For 10 Years After Losing Multiple Crotch Fruits To DCF Fairy


It’s been too long since we’ve had some good fuckery from the Brockton Hub on Turtleboy, but I woke up this morning and it was ratchet Christmas with this post.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna steal a car with your junkie friends make sure not to leave your EBT card behind with the crack pipe.

Some have questioned whether or not this is legit, since normally people go to the cops instead of the Brockton Hub. But in fairness the Hub has a much higher rate of catching criminals and way more snitches. If you wanna find a ratchet in Brockton you don’t contact the police, you contact the Hub.

With that said, there’s no proof she actually stole the car. In theory someone could’ve stolen her purse and left it in the car. The cops need time to investigate this stuff. I’ve had my car stolen by hoodboogers before. The cops saw some junior Mchoodrats driving it on Belmont Street a week later, put on the blue lights, they all scattered, and abandoned the car. They took our Goddamn baby seat, as if these are the kind of people who don’t let a two year old ride shotgun.

They never ended up finding out who stole our car even after dusting for prints on the wheel, and had this ginger not left her EBT card behind they’d likely have no leads on this case either. But was Krystal Lafferty involved in this heist? Let’s check out her Facebook to investigate.

Does this look like the face of a woman who wouldn’t give Diego the friendly neighborhood drug dealer a hummer in exchange for a gram of the new product?

If “I’m taking night classes at community college to become a CNA” had a face.

She has some arrests for warrants and shoplifting at Target.

But these are normal things that non-junkies get arrested for all the time, so it doesn’t mean she’s an addict. Plus, she won an award for “the right to feel really, really proud.”

Which totally doesn’t sound like something you’d give a junkie because she went two weeks without sucking dick for meth.

Her profile says she’s “made mistakes, but the past isn’t where I live anymore,” which totally doesn’t sound like something a junkie would say.

At least we know now where George Floyd got his fentanyl from.

She uses the “never give up” Facebook filter, which every active junkie who’s been clean for 5 days uses to virtue signal about it.


She got a ratchet fortune cookie written on her arm in cursive.

Pretty sure that’s some sort of reference to all crotch fruits she’s fired out of her baby cannon and directly at the local DCF office.

According to her Twitter profile in 2013 she was already the proud birth momma of two foster home veterans with a third on the way.

And she was engaged to this guy.

Of course to people like this “fiance” and “engaged” really means, “riding this guy’s spam javelin until I find a guy with a bigger tent.”

She’s been on food stamps for over 10 years, and has baby pictures going back for over a decade.

But it’s OK because welfare is supposed to uplift people to become more self-sufficient and totally does NOT incentivize guttermuppets like this to keep reproducing.

She’s frequently lectured others in the Hub about not hating on junkies because it’s a “disease” she can’t control.

So when she steals your car and goes to town on Diego’s hog in the backseat you’ll have to reserve judgement and shut your mouth. Talking shit about her is like blaming a cancer patient for getting chemotherapy. It’s a disease after all. Plus, if you drink coffee then you’re no better than she is.

I hate when Dunkin fiends steal my car and pawn my radio to get an large french vanilla, extra-extra.

She also uses God a lot in defense of her behavior, which totally isn’t typical junkie behavior.

“I can overcome anything.”

Except addiction to heroin. But it’s OK because “God left her on earth” to steal your car AND your tax dollars.

A few years back she also left this review about Brockton Auto Parts.

Speaking of cars, steal any cars lately?


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85 Comment(s)
  • T.R., from the Office of Professional Standards and Policies
    January 27, 2021 at 11:39 pm

    Given this beastly woman’s history and associations, she has been determined to be unworthy of a round rogering of the rump.
    It is in my estimation that the aforementioned orifice would pose a considerable threat to the TR’s peen of punishment due to condition both visible to the naked eye and on the microscopic level. In short, her dirtstar is a bedraggled mess of scar tissue and discharges/residues of concern.
    I’ll leave her dirtchute to all of you unsanctioned amateur spelunkers of the crap cave.

  • Georgia Floydd (she/her)
    January 27, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    It’s a shame. The girl was cute and had a nice little family. That was until that shitbag n1gg3r in her profile pic destroyed her.

    When the cops so up at his tent to arrest him for stealing that car (along with rape & murder) i hope they stop on his neck.

  • MC Spammer
    January 27, 2021 at 11:49 am

    Hey Krystal don’t ever give up on having eyebrows

    • I see you
      January 28, 2021 at 3:37 pm

      She’s never had a nice little family for more than a couple weeks. All the crotch fruits have gotten taken away and she just keeps having them. She’s up to number 5 I believe. Smdh

  • WeRFucked
    January 27, 2021 at 9:22 am


    Mic drop.

  • All Normal White Guys
    January 27, 2021 at 3:42 am


  • Last exit to Brockton
    January 26, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    Another set of sad before and after photos. In a couple of the “before” (Kansas?) photos, she’s nice looking. But in the “after” pictures (Brockton?), the before is almost unrecognizable. I read somewhere that Greyhound buses don’t run much these days. Maybe she couldn’t get back to Kansas to start over even if she wanted to.

  • DON’T Feed the Animals
    January 26, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    What advice is given about animals all the time? Oh yea!





    Do please pay for this bitches tubes to be tied so we don’t have other feral humans running rampant.

  • Massholio
    January 26, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    If your name is Krystal ya gotta do crystal.

  • Coffee vs Crack
    January 26, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    Coffee vs Crack. BIG difference. If you can’t understand the difference then you are retarded.

    Put the crack pipe down and pick up several cups of coffee. You’d be much better off.

  • Chaps
    January 26, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    Maybe if somebody figured out somebody’s real name ,they should chill out with the racist stuff ,cause people are mental and will shoot up you’re house ,but that’s just a thought ,and this turtle boy site is nuts ,I’ve never seen people say such crazy shit in my life I love it

  • D.B. Cooper
    January 26, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    Topeka is a violent 3rd world shithole .Hard to believe, but Brockton may be a step up. It’s that bad.
    Fookin junkie skank. Poster child for forced sterilization.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      January 26, 2021 at 8:58 pm

      If you’re in Topeka it’s a five hour drive to get to civilization. Brockton is at least not in the middle of the steppes.

  • Ted Bundy
    January 26, 2021 at 7:35 pm


  • Hunter Biden
    January 26, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    That looks like the crack pipe I misplaced. In order to be sure, I’ll need to smoke from it. Anyone got a lighter?

    • Joe Biden AKA “THE BIG GUY”
      January 26, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      I told you already Hunter, don’t worry about the crack pipe you lost. My friend in China, the president there, is sending you a whole box of crack pipes. Should be here very soon.

  • Not from kansas anymore.
    January 26, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    Is that george floyd in the back ground?….I wonder if she will do a chelsea handler in the parking lot of popeyes?

  • Bill Cribben
    January 26, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    fat disgusting coal-burning jizzbag just like kamala

  • hartf811
    Why can’t we cook up a government bad batch and wipe these ticks off the planet?
    January 26, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    When babies stop commodity crops junkalopes will stop being compensated for squirting out little nappy headed halfbreeds.

  • It was close but nice juggs!
    January 26, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    While kayaking in Maine this she devil swam up and bit into my kayak I smacked her with the paddle and she retreated to the river bank. She stood there topless flashing her vag and ass and hooting loudly for other crack gremlins. Soon a few other addicts slid into the water with her to pursue my kayak, I threw a beer can into the water to distract them and escaped while they fought over the empty can.

  • Dude
    January 26, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    Just for the record, I would not do her, even with a bag over her head.
    That is all.
    Carry on

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    January 26, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Somehow JaJa’s 70 year old crazy clam family friend must be involved.

    • Amber
      January 26, 2021 at 3:42 pm

      Look for her ads on Google 920355 8769 she’s a working gal

      • Have you seen this girl?
        January 26, 2021 at 9:02 pm

        I’ve seen the top of her head!

  • Matt Dizio
    January 26, 2021 at 3:07 pm

    Where all my bitches at?

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    January 26, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    I thought she was leaning up against a shadow in that picture, turns out it was some guy who was black as fuck sneaking up for a kiss.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    January 26, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    Sheeeiitt….youse aint in nose kansass nose mo! Sheeiiitt!

  • Matt Dizio is Mark Gibbons
    January 26, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    Matt Dizio has a twin bed with Metallica sheets!! Don’t be sneaky Mark Gibbson (Matt Dizio). There are plenty of people you showed the Mark Gibson profile to years ago when you still had some friends. Own it coward!!! Not to mention the constant defending of Matt Dizio from Mark Gibson is hysterical. Nobody would go out of their way to do anything for DIZIO, except for Dizio!!
    All your old friends outing you is funny af
    Ride the lightning bro

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      January 26, 2021 at 2:42 pm

      Wait I thought I was him?

    • Stood in front of Cliff Burton Master of Puppets Tour
      January 26, 2021 at 7:53 pm

      I had to look to see if there really was such a thing as Metallica bed sheets. They were right there, under the Nothing Else Mattress.

    JJ At AOL D0T CoM
    January 26, 2021 at 2:11 pm

    Please tell me why her ex fiance also looks like her identical twin brother.
    Lots of meth up in those blood cells!

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    January 26, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    If she makes an online porno, please let me know so I can cancel my internet

  • Mark Gibbson
    January 26, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    Wow people are still mentioning my name… I’m honored!

    And no, I am not Matt Dizio, Kay Dulong, or the famous Spic Tormentor. Sorry to bust your bubble.

  • Sir Jinx
    January 26, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    Burn coal, pay the toll.

    Now that she’s found herself a pet monkey, maybe she won’t create any more white children that will be abused or harmed by the apes she brings home to pound her roast beef lips.

    What a shitty life she’s created for those kids. Imagine having a half groid stepbrother or sister. Would be about the next worse thing to actually being a groid.

    For all the things my mom did wrong as a single parent after my dad died, she never brought a groid home. I’m gonna call and thank her today for that.

    Be proud of your whiteness. If you see a deserving white person struggling, help them as best you can. Encourage others to take pride in their whiteness and European heritage.

    Go fuck yourself if you aren’t proud to be white.

      January 26, 2021 at 2:30 pm

      All of the below are a ok:
      black pride
      gay pride
      mexican pride
      asian pride
      puerto rican pride
      brazilian pride
      pedo pride
      lesbian pride
      haitian pride
      muslim pride
      transvestite pride
      ewish pride
      indian pride

      The following is not a ok and is extremely racist!


      You can be proud to be of any race, color, sexual orientation, so on and so forth but if you’re white and proud than your a nazi, bigot, racist, slave owner. Did you not get the memo?

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    January 26, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    She is gross. I would rather hook up with the 50 year old divorced chick cashier at Shaws. Cut like a diamond.

    She would probably put out real good.

  • Kamala is a common whore
    January 26, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    She should play goalie for the dart team (no mask allowed)

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    January 26, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    At least that purple lipped nog was nice enough to show her how to steal a car before he abandoned her and the kids. #respect

    • J Lo
      January 26, 2021 at 1:09 pm

      how dare you!

    • Sp!c Tormentors real name is Matt Dizio from Woburn
      January 26, 2021 at 1:39 pm

      wow, what a surprise, another racist joke. tool

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        January 26, 2021 at 1:51 pm

        Show me on the James Hetfield doll where Matt Jizzo touched you

      • You have some serious issues
        January 26, 2021 at 2:17 pm

        the psycho scorned lover from trash town woburn is back.
        Matt whoever you are. You need to go to the police station and file a restraining order before this bitch kills you than sniffs your underroos out of grief!

      • Seek help bitchboi
        January 26, 2021 at 2:37 pm

        What is your obsession with this Matt character? did he leave a gerbil stuffed in your ass?

        • Neal Johnson from Woburn is the one posting my name all over this site.
          January 26, 2021 at 5:50 pm

          No, but you (neal johnson) killed a gerbil at spring ct. And killed someones cat with a brick.

      • Judge dread
        February 4, 2021 at 1:31 pm

        Ginger decides to move to FL…

        As #Flordia fights community spread of COVID on a massive scale, this is a 15-second snapshot of a supermarket in Naples. Many employees and customers- even older ones- with no masks on inside. Store sign outside cites “medical exemptions,” we can’t ask questions. @NBCNews
        — Sam Brock (@SamBrockNBC) February 3, 2021
        The Judge’s response would be abd ger ginger counterpart.

        why would any want this douches pirate living in FL?

        You are going to be triggered by everything. I hope borh of you are standing for a photoop outside of a grisly lake and a gator comes up and steals both of u off the land right, right back into the body of water.

        Instead of the pond farmers makig gator shoes, make them out of this douche pirate and the ginger than actual gators?

        • Judge dread
          February 20, 2021 at 10:52 pm

          fake troll

  • Come to Brockton for the adventure
    January 26, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    It’s sad and ironic that she’s from Topeka, Kansas. Many would give anything to flee Brockton and relocate to Kansas or almost anywhere else in the midwest. What an unnecessarily uphill future her children may face.

  • Dr Rick
    January 26, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    Do we really need a “never give up” facebook filter?

    No, we do not.

    • I see you
      January 28, 2021 at 3:47 pm

      But she don’t have her kids, most of them are adopted out, probably all of them by now. They are living a wonderous life!

  • Bob Murchison
    January 26, 2021 at 12:27 pm

    I would allow her to drop an egg roll on my chest.

  • Spear Chucka
    January 26, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    This jizz bank is always full to capacity.

    • Porch Monkey
      January 26, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      It’s “spear chunka”. Get it right, asshole. Now I have to go eat an albino’s toenails to soothe my PTSD from your comment.

  • Sp!c Tormentors real name is Matt Dizio from Woburn
    January 26, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    looks like walking trash


    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      January 26, 2021 at 12:47 pm

      What did that man do to you?

    • Matt Dizio got a girlfriend
      January 26, 2021 at 1:34 pm

      Matt Dizio is also Spear Chucker. Really cool and clever names. Almost as cool as the Metallica and FTW tattoos. Real original stuff Matt.

      • spic tormentor
        January 26, 2021 at 2:36 pm

        guess again gay boy! I dont have metallica tats

  • Shane Hoban
    January 26, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    I would dip my BWC in Lucky Charms after she’s done giving me a deep salamander tongue Lipnicki, and put it directly in her sausage-WRECKER!

  • Larry
    January 26, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    Department of TRANSITIONAL Assistance. 2011 – I got my food stamps!!!
    You are a fucking loser and waste of oxygen if you find yourself transitioning for 10 years. Also, if you proclaim on FB that you got your food stamps like you hit the fucking lottery.

  • Shane Hoban
    January 26, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    I would “2 Person” human-centipede her for DAYS in bed!!!!

  • Browneye Stink Side Up
    January 26, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    Every Dark Bar dope peddler in Brockton has given her a Pink Sock
    at one time or another.

    • Let me correct that for you
      January 26, 2021 at 2:21 pm

      You spelled blurple sock wrong!

  • Shane Hoban
    January 26, 2021 at 11:59 am

    I would slam her bango-tata so vigorously, she would scream continuously like Marv from Home Alone 2, during the scene where he got electrocuted.

  • Lindsey Vonn
    January 26, 2021 at 11:57 am

    Wow.And I thought I hated my father.

  • Charles Manson
    January 26, 2021 at 11:54 am

    Its all right there on The White Album.

  • Shane Hoben, Quincy Rapper / Entertainer
    January 26, 2021 at 11:50 am

    I can just imaging jackhammering her bootay while she screams in an Irish accent “FUUK ME IN THE ASS HARDEHR!!!!” She’s Irish. At least ethnically. I would hump her patoonyas like there’s no tomorrow. KAWABUNGA DUDE!!!

  • Jane Goodall
    January 26, 2021 at 11:49 am

    Very dangerous history of relationships.She wakes up naked and
    sticky in several different canopies.

  • Kayla Noel-Brown
    January 26, 2021 at 11:47 am

    Omg.. I can’t believe she’s on here. She owes me money.

    • Genduso’s First
      January 26, 2021 at 1:55 pm

      Wanna fuck?

  • Shane Hoban
    January 26, 2021 at 11:45 am

    I would let her give me a Rumpelstilzchen salamander twist ANY day of the week!!!!

  • bigdaddy
    Hunter Biden
    January 26, 2021 at 11:43 am

    Who hasn’t left a crack pipe behind ?

  • Lou Labia
    January 26, 2021 at 11:42 am

    Typical Brockton ho, riding black dick.

  • Shane Hoban
    January 26, 2021 at 11:37 am

    I would let her give me a LIPNICKI on a cold Tuesday evening! Yahooooo!

  • Dean Kapsalis Driving School Belmont
    January 26, 2021 at 11:37 am

    Flat brimmed chimp fuck buddy.She must really hate her father if she even knew him at all. Regarding Keyshawn the head hunter boyfriend,I would love to turn him into a speed bump.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 26, 2021 at 11:36 am

    I think I got crabs just by looking at her pic

    • you look even trashier
      January 26, 2021 at 12:16 pm


      • what a faggot
        January 26, 2021 at 12:42 pm

        LMAO an FTW tattoo, iron cross, and metallica hahaha.

        looks like shit a 12 year old from 1997 would have got, trying way too hard to be cool lol

        • Not Matt Dizio
          January 26, 2021 at 1:08 pm

          Matt Dizio has a cardboard cut out of James Hetfield that he slow dances with on Friday nights

        • Who’s Matt Dizio
          January 26, 2021 at 1:29 pm

          Who the hell is Matt Dizio?

          • a loser whos 40 and works at target
            January 26, 2021 at 1:41 pm

            this tool from Woburn:

            he also goes by the name ‘spic tormentor’ in the comment section.

          • Matt dizzziooo
            January 26, 2021 at 1:46 pm

            Matt Dizio B sniffs Alex Dizios jock strap

          • Where is Matt Dizio?
            January 26, 2021 at 1:51 pm

            I’m not sure he works at Target. I just called looking for him and they weren’t sure who he was. He is pretty forgettable tho. Just another creep in most eyes. He’s not exactly employable.

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Spic Tormentor
      January 26, 2021 at 12:53 pm

      There is a good chance one of these crappy imposters is this Dizio character. They seem like someone who would have metallica tattoos

      • Al Dizio
        January 26, 2021 at 1:42 pm

        Really Dizio? Are you being a sneaky little bitch again? Grow some balls if you got something to say or a problem with someone handle like a man. You’re a coward, always have been a coward and always will. Own it that you’re a racist. Own that you’re a pathetic 40 year old loser that “trolls”. Own that shit because that’s who you are Diz.

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Spic Tormentor
          January 26, 2021 at 2:07 pm

          Lol sure thing

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 26, 2021 at 11:19 am

    I’ve missed these stories….

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