Mainstream Media Fails

Award Winning Brockton Enterprise Reporter Gets Called Out By Grieving Family For Making Up Lie About Elderly Woman Dying From Commie Cold

 

The Brockton Enterprise tried to do its part yesterday in spreading panic porn about the commie cold with this story.

“Wispy haired passenger.”

Be more dramatic. You can’t.

Apparently this mystery woman being buried was one of the 205 Brockton residents who died form the commie cold. Scary shit.

Except this was a completely made up lie on the part of the Brockton Enterprise.

Oops!!

After they got called for attending the funeral of a complete stranger just so they could use her death to fear monger about the commie cold and thus extend the lockdown for longer, they did issue a retraction. But you could only see it if you follow that specific comment thread of the Brockton Enterprise on Facebook.

“We work hard every day to ensure the accuracy…”

No, clearly you do not. First you hired this shitstain Ben Berke to write it.

That haircut just gave me coronavirus.

Benny boy went to Brown and majored in….

Economics and “urban studies.” Sounds like a great way to waste money on an Ivy League education.

He’s worked for a number of publications, which is a great sign, and has won awards for his work.

In reality these awards are just a way for newspapers to pat themselves on the back and make their welfare-salaried reporters feel good about themselves.

Ben had an agenda ready to go, he looked in the obituaries for a dead person to exploit, he contacted their family, he attended the funeral, and he literally made up a story about her dying from COVID. But then somehow that made it past the editors for publication, because they liked the fake story more than they did the truth. Now they’ll profit off of it while a grieving family suffers. All you get now is a blank page online, but it will be front page news tomorrow, which will be great news for the primarily elderly crowd that still gets home delivery of the newspaper. 

If you don’t see now that the mainstream media is the enemy of the people it’s because you’re not paying attention.

 

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50 Comment(s)
  • My take on the Empty-Prize
    May 21, 2020 at 1:07 am

    I figured this would be a story on their star player, Marc V.
    No doubt he is an inspiration the this season 1 Greg Brady looking chooch.
    Drives me nuts when somebody posts an article link on the hub. Just screenshot the shit, none of us want to pay a cent for their online publication.
    Marc is better known for his ghoulish photography of opportunity than anything. It usually doesn’t bother me but I can see where some get rightfully upset.

  • Boston Globe Pressroom
    May 17, 2020 at 1:31 am

    Nice haircut homo

  • AgingCynic
    May 15, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    Going FROM the ProJo and NYT TO the Emptyprize is a good indication that grad school is in his future.

    • educator
      May 16, 2020 at 11:33 am

      hopefully he uses the opportunity to “learn to code”.

      • Every Liberal Everywhere
        May 18, 2020 at 10:57 pm

        “Learn to Code”? That’s Racist, and Misogynistic, and anyone who says such a mean thing is Literally Hitler

  • Frank
    May 15, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    Democrats are too powerful if they even have tiny news papers like the enterprise doing everything they can to push the false narrative. It’s absolutely insane how the entire media, politicians, and entertainment are all in on this hoax. Fucking governor cuomo forced nursing homes to house carona patients, no logical person can explain that decision. Then they wonder where these “conspiracy theories “ come from

  • I Want To Be A Dentist
    May 15, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Ben Berke looks like Herbiethe elf from the island of misfit toys

  • Brockton Resident
    May 15, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    What did this family expect arranging a service like that during a time like this? What the fuck did the granddaughters think was going to happen?

    • A bit harsh, but I agree
      May 16, 2020 at 10:37 pm

      Did the Queen of England pass away while visiting Cape Cod Cafe? Any idea who this women was?

  • juror seven esq.
    May 15, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    I think this guy is Kevin Cullen’s nephew.

  • Cheddah
    May 15, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    I’ve learned the last few years that journalists are a lot more useless than meteorologists.. not you though Unc.

  • Carlos
    May 15, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    Ben Berke
    Likes romantic movies
    Walks on the beach
    And big black dicks up his ass

    • Drump
      May 15, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      You’re really not that bright if you think that journalists aren’t important. They’re literally how you know anything that’s happening in the world or the state or locally.

      • Stay Comfortable In Your Mental Illness
        May 15, 2020 at 9:32 pm

        You are really not bright if you fall for the brainwashing of the opinion pages.
        Subjective opinion pieces are not substitutes for reality.

  • Ivy League = OVERRATED
    May 15, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    If he’s so smart why would he take a job at the Brockton Enterprise

  • Cousin Eddie
    May 15, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    The family hires a carriage used in The Greatest Showman and is surprised by getting Instagrammed by the Enterprise? Horses on public roads are PUBLIC! Also, Dying of COVID is dying of natural causes.

    • Created In A Lab Not Naturally Occurring
      May 15, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      A gook invented virus is not natural.

  • Fenway Frank
    May 15, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Brockton and Chelsea two cesspools

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 15, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Maybe Benny Boy will have a whole new outlook on life once he loses his virginity.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 16, 2020 at 9:44 pm

      you and your virgin fetish.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 16, 2020 at 11:07 pm

        I likes ’em new… not like you.

        Juskiddin’ love. I really like ’em old, grumpy and Irish. Is that a fetish or just an affliction? I’m never sure. 😉

  • ANGRY GIANT
    May 15, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    China virus researchers have information which indicates that “High Testosterone” men recover well from the infection. It is thought that the testosterone effects on the immune system are beneficial.

    On the other hand, men with low testosterone respond poorly to the virus.

    In looking at the picture of reporter “Ben Berke”, he appears to be at a high risk of the most dangerous outcomes of the China virus.

    Ben – if you’ve been locked down for two months, you should have been using that time instead to develop your masculine side.

    • Turd Fergeson
      May 17, 2020 at 10:04 am

      You’ve got that backwards, genius.

  • Micky
    May 15, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    How could he have produced and photographed “a series on unsafe conditions in a Massachusetts county jail that preceded a riot and a COVID-19 outbreak” between Jan 2017-Aug 2019. Did he know about it before anyone else or is this just poor English usage on his resume?

    • Turd Ferguson
      May 17, 2020 at 10:05 am

      You’ve got that backwards, genius

  • WeRFucked
    May 15, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Did grammumma die after being shot in a drive-by? That’s more likely in Brockton, no?

  • Working hard or hardly workin..
    May 15, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    There was also a whistleblower who worked at a nursing home who said that CBS news called their facility ahead to let them know that they would be filming the covid testing tents out front that day. When this person got to work, they found out that cbs news had asked some of their co-workers to stand in line (along with real people being tested) to make it look more busy. Project Veritas. That being said, holy ads! I barely got this comment out.

  • Disco Pants and Haircuts
    May 15, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    Ben is one of our biggest customers.

  • 5150_Mike
    May 15, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Keep doing what you do TB.
    I swear I have seen that Nurse from BMC before from another “story” but I am trying to remember what it was.

  • Dr. Fauci
    May 15, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Correction! I have determined that the wispy-haired passenger did indeed expire due to the novel coronavirus. You are still on lockdown! You are still being ordered to wear masks! This economy will not move until I say it will!

    • Cuntlandia
      May 15, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      That “wispy-haired passenger” part was in reference to the mortician, no? I’m pretty sure the deceased was not riding upright beside him…

    • Dr. Fauci
      May 15, 2020 at 9:49 pm

      Paid for and approved by the DNC along with the People’s Republic of China!

      • Some Facts
        May 16, 2020 at 1:23 am

        Fauci is a republican and has served under four republican presidents beginning with Reagan, who appointed him.

  • ElJefe72
    May 15, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    “Urban studies” = “community organizer”, “agitator”, “America and capitalism is the source of all evil in the world”

  • Charlie Baker
    May 15, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    You’re not supposed to correct your Nazi masters. Add 6 months to the lockdown

  • FakeNews
    May 15, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    These MSM cocksuckers need to start publishing real new! #Fakenews

  • Ray Patriarca
    "Bring out your dead !"
    May 15, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Which is why journalism, as it was once known, is…..dead.
    And these ” journalists” have only themselves to blame.

  • Greg
    May 15, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Calling it the Commie Cold and pushing a conspiracy theory that the Brockton Enterprise is inflating numbers to storm fear Among the public and destroy the economy just makes you sound like a fool.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevins9iron
      May 15, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      Regardless that’s exactly what they are doing.

    • D.B. Cooper
      May 15, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      Greg:
      1. The virus originated in China which is a communist country.
      2. What you describe is EXACTLY what this fake BS is doing.
      3. Your a douchcanoe pussy

    • JP
      May 15, 2020 at 6:01 pm

      I can picture what Greg looks like. Neatly trimmed hipster beard, Warby Parker eyeglasses, skinny salmon colored pants, scarf on any day below 80F, the arms and legs of a bony little girl. I’d call him a cuck but that would mean he’s married or at least have a girlfriend.

  • What can Brown do for you?
    May 15, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    When you’re too stupid to get into BU, but want to pay that hefty Ivy League price tag for a third-rate education, that’s Brown.

  • My dude
    May 15, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    “Be more dramatic. You can’t.”
    Use the same stale phrases more often than Turtleboy. You can’t.

    “they did issue a retraction. But you could only see it if you follow that specific comment thread of the Brockton Enterprise on Facebook.”

    Say, whatever happened to that kissing nurse? Or that girl who didn’t like UT’s class?

    “welfare-salaried reporters”

    They should pay salaries with Turtlefunds.

  • Casket King
    May 15, 2020 at 11:53 am

    I hope this gets to a point where the cemeteries are completely overrrun and we just see piles of dead bodies in the street across the state.

  • Lee Ho
    May 15, 2020 at 11:38 am

    Fake News mental midget obituary coverage.

  • Jordis
    May 15, 2020 at 11:33 am

    “Cheating man found ‘by the wife’ bludgeoned to death”
    Cause of Death: Coronavirus

  • Stinky the Finger
    May 15, 2020 at 11:22 am

    I think the bigger story would be the Brockton Enterprise is written in English.

    • TRUMP2020
      May 15, 2020 at 11:37 am

      Should be Ebonics. Brockton is like 99% porch monkeys. Cough on all of them.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    kevins9iron
    May 15, 2020 at 11:19 am

    Worked for the new york times. ’nuff said.

  • jus sayin
    May 15, 2020 at 11:18 am

    either way she’s dead

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