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Brockton Hub Urges BLT-123 To Break Into Neighbor’s House To Steal Cat After Falsely Accusing Them Of Stealing His/Her Pussy  

 

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This is “Jay” Osias, a BLT-123 from Brockton.

Since I don’t know Jay’s pronouns and don’t wanna misgender it, I will be referring to it as “grundle” to make things simpler moving forward.

Jay is very well spoken and distrusts the police.

Grundle also claims that grundle’s cat was stolen from grundle’s yard and grundle knows where it is located because grundle saw the cat in a neighbor’s window. Grundle claims the cops dindu nuffin for grundle, so grundle’s friend Serena posted on grundle’s behalf in the place you go to when you want really sound advice –

The Brockton Hub. Where every single person who commented told grundle it would be wise to break into this person’s house and gank the cat.

Turns out grundle did try to break into the house, but was unsuccessful.

Except there’s just one problem – that cat ain’t grundle’s.

Oops!!

Here’s an idea – don’t let your cat roam the streets of Brockton, and get them microchipped and vaccinated.

Especially if you’re on the Brockton Hub whining about other people not doing the same.

Oops!

 

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23 Comment(s)
  • Ida B. Victim
    July 5, 2020 at 10:00 am

    Natural born thieves.

  • Brockton monkey cage
    July 5, 2020 at 7:07 am

    Intelligence and logic escaped the lesser apes.

  • Chip Striker
    July 4, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Brockton is one the bigger shitholes around and needs to be torched..

    Nothing but a shithole that harbors domestics terrorists who are wrecking this country from the inside out. Turn on your TV for further evidence.

    Fuck Black Lives Matter

  • Independent Thinker
    July 4, 2020 at 8:31 am

    People tend to have very strong feelings in regards to their pets. I wouldn’t recommend breaking into someone’s house in order to steal their pet. Remember, many of us are armed. More of us are armed than you think. We just don’t go around advertising it because this is liberal Massachusetts.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 4, 2020 at 7:38 am

    A spic and a faggot? Jay here just moved to the top of the power rankings for “Spic Tormentors 2020 Fag Drag”

    • Normall
      July 22, 2020 at 9:21 am

      bro what is this website…

  • Noontime Sports #ItsAlwaysNoontime
    July 4, 2020 at 12:04 am

    It’s Friday – yay, we made it!

    It is also a holiday weekend, too – any fun plans for the Fourth of July?

    As usual, we hope everyone stays safe and healthy during this time, and celebrate in a smart way, too. Have a great weekend and thanks for patiently waiting for today’s Daily Noontime!

    Noontime’s Headlines for Friday, July 3, 2020

    Sure, it is only July – early July, to be exact – but as noted yesterday on Yahoo! Sports, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster said he will cancel college and high school football this fall if coronavirus case numbers continue to climb.If McCaster cancels the upcoming college and high school football season, then don’t expect Clemson University to defend its national championship this fall.
    Speaking of cases on the rise, there seems to be some concern regarding the upcoming LSU college football season as we continue to inch closer to a brand new school year.
    We learned yesterday that the Boston Cannons of Major League Lacrosse (MLL) will play a short, five-game season later this month in Annapolis, Maryland.The MLL is celebrating 20 years of lacrosse, but this particular season will be one for the history books years from now.
    It was reported yesterday that one of 93 student-athletes that play football at Boston College tested positive for the coronavirus.
    According to WCVB’s Duke Castiglione, some members of the Boston Red Sox have tested positive for the coronavirus.
    Finally, the Washington Redskins announced today that they will “undergo a thorough review of the team’s name,” which means we should hear about a new mascot hopefully soon.

    • Stewart Nod
      July 4, 2020 at 5:03 pm

      Let me offer you some from-the-heart advice….
      If that website is actually yours, it is the most boring drivel I have ever read. It has no personality, and there is ZERO reason for me to revisit. HOWEVER, you post here and have some sass. Bring that sh*t to your site.
      Best,
      Stewart

  • ALL LIVES MATTER
    July 3, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    ALL LIVES MATTER

    • Noontime Sports #ItsAlwaysNoontime
      July 4, 2020 at 12:06 am

      You shut your fucking face you white trash loser inbred pantload

      • ALL LIVES MATTER
        July 4, 2020 at 2:33 pm

        ALL LIVES MATTER

        • Out of Many One
          July 6, 2020 at 9:47 am

          E Pluribus Unum…

      • ALL LIVES MATTER
        July 4, 2020 at 2:34 pm

        ALL LIVES MATTER!!!!!!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    July 3, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    What a …….cunt??

  • Sum Yung Ho
    July 3, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    While we’re on the subject of stolen pussy, if you rape a prostitute… is it considered shoplifting?

    • I think
      July 3, 2020 at 6:45 pm

      Armed Burglary

  • Done with this shit
    July 3, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    yeah great plan. Steal someone else’s cat so you can lose theirs too. Hate irresponsible pet owners

  • Three-Balls McGee
    July 3, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    What a pussy.

    • ElJefe72
      July 3, 2020 at 5:20 pm

      We’re still not quite sure on that one yet.

  • North of the Border
    July 3, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    Keanu was much more entertaining.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    July 3, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Brockton. Check.

    Mental illness makes her think she has nuts (in her delusional mind). Check.

    1st grade reading comprehension. Check.

    100% Welfare recipient (no doubt). Check.

    Has never held a job for more than 3 months. Check.

    Undoubtedly on Team Apocalypse™. Check.

    BLM/Antifa enthusiast. Check.

    I don’t know her but I certainly am familiar with these predictable animals.

    My point? Stereotypes exist for a reason. They weren’t made up by da evil whitey. If it walks like a baboon, talks like a baboon and smells like a baboon… IT is a baboon.

    The one thing I agree with Bill Gates and Planned Parenthood on is that sterilization is the only responsible thing to encourage with these sub-human animals. Change my mind.

  • Fenway Frank
    July 3, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    It’s Brockton

  • No more booze for me
    July 3, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Big giant girls with nose rings,have them for one purpose,tie a rope to ring and then ride that fucking hog

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