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Attention Wypipo: Stop Using “Digital Blackface” With Your GIFs Because This Woke Oppressed Blogger And White Allies Think It’s Racist

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Just when you thought social justice warriors couldn’t possibly outdo themselves…..

Oh good, I was looking for something to get woke about today. Thank God I found it.

Turns out every time you’re in an online conversation and you find the perfect GIF to share that speaks a thousand words, like this

or this

or this

or this

or this

or even this

You are committing an unforgivable microaggression. You just don’t realize it yet because your privilege hasn’t been checked by the woke police.

Newsflash – this form of racism is called “Digital blackface” and it will no longer be tolerated by Scary Mommy blogger Sa’iyda Shabazz:

She is the face of modern day oppression, and she wants to let people know just how harmful their GIFs can be:

I know there will be a ton of white folks in the comments with their eye rolls (as always), but look, NOBODY is saying not to use GIFs. They’re fun, silly and make the Internet a brighter place when it can get pretty fucking bleak. But there are ways to be more aware, and culturally sensitive, of how we’re choosing to represent ourselves.

It’s true. The woke handbook clearly states that you should always ask yourself, “is this culturally sensitive” before posting a GIF on Facebook.

But wait, can black people share GIFs of white people or nah?

And before you say it, no, a black person using a GIF of a white person isn’t the same thing. We live in a world where white is the default, not the “other.” There is no such thing as reverse racism either, so don’t go there.

Of course. I totally forgot that only white people are capable of being racist. Please deduct five white privilege points for even asking that question.

She has some strong points:

It’s not really a surprise that something like digital blackface is something that needs to be addressed. White and non-black people have been co-opting black culture since pretty much forever, so it’s no surprise that digital blackface is something we have to discuss. Once elements of black culture become mainstream, we are pushed to the side, never acknowledged for our ideas or contributions. It’s frustrating as fuck, and there are plenty of big and small, subtle and direct, ways that white people can stop being complacent and furthering the perpetuation of stereotypes.

Man, it’s not easy being a middle class SJW in America right now. Wypipo are out there USING GIFs without EVER acknowledging the contributions that oppressed people like Sa’iyda Shabazz have made for those GIFs. Don’t you get it? She created that Michael Jackson popcorn eating GIF. She owns it because she’s black and Michael Jackson (whose entire life was one gigantic cultural appropriation) used to be black. It’s frustrating as fuck!!

In this digital age, there are literally millions of ways to express yourself on the Internet. A simple search of the word “popcorn” in the search bar of the Facebook GIF toolbar bring up a bunch of popcorn eaters who aren’t Michael Jackson sitting in a movie theater. There is an excellent one of Jon Stewart that perfectly reflects the sentiment, and you know, he’s pretty white. It’s easy to default to Michael, because I mean, hello, he’s an icon. But it doesn’t take any additional energy to look up a similar reaction from a person who isn’t black. GIFs can still be fun, but they can be fun without co-opting an entire race’s emotions and faces for your laughing pleasure.

Silly me. I picked the Michael Jackson GIF because it was funnier in certain contexts. Little did I know that I’m actually a white nationalist by doing so.But as Sa’iyda points out – that’s a result of my white privilege:

When white people use black people as symbols on the internet, they get to shed that black skin as soon as they drop the comment. We never get to shed that skin, or any of the negative connotations that surround it in today’s society. It takes no effort to become aware and change something like this. So,  now that you know better, do better.

It’s not easy being Sa’iyda Shabazz. Every time I use a GIF of a black person I get to go back to being king of the universe. I literally get every job I want and access to everything that people of color don’t, simply because of the color of my skin. It’s a pretty sweet deal. Meanwile Sa’iyda is living comfortably while being paid to write articles about how GIFs oppress her. It’s basically the same thing as slavery, and she’s a modern day Harriet Tubman.

Don’t worry though – she’s safe from the words that we write on the Internet:

Thank God. Heaven forbid you actually have to respond to critics who challenge the asinine things that you put in writing.

Obviously this woman is insane and does not represent rational black people. In the comments it was most often black women who were telling her to sit down and shut up, because in no way shape or form are all black people this fragile and ridiculous.

But as usual the dumb white broads were there to pick up the slack and virtue signal for the chance to be anointed one of the “good ones.”

Oh spap!! Privilege checked!! If you are not part of the group that is “adversely affected” by a James Harden GIF, then you need to sit down and listen to what this one particular irrational black woman is telling you. Didn’t you get the memo? All black women think the same exact way. She speaks for all of them. And there’s nothing racist about a white woman from Alberta saying that.

Nothing at all.

Woke white women LOVE to lecture the unwoke about their lack of wokeness:

It’s true. If someone said it on the Internet you must consider it, no matter how absurd, dumb, and/or hilarious it is. Does this look like the face of someone who is as tone deaf as you?

Hell no.

No “MyLove” I do not have two minutes to spare on stupidity like this. I will never, ever, ever even humor the delusions of these mental midgets when they do the woke gymnastics. And the fact that you’re willing to blindly go along with idiocy like this simply because you’re petrified of being labeled as a “racist” tells me everything I need to know about you hun. That and the dog filter.

This woman was my favorite by far:

The only thing more SJW than a hyphenated last name is a hyphenated first name. But seriously, imagine getting to the point in life where you refuse to voice your opinion or do something because of the

“chance that doing the thing is racist, problematic, or in some way offensive to even a minority of the population.”

I’d just give up on life. The day I let other people dictate what I can and cannot say simply because I’m white and they’re not is the day I settle down with a hefalump like this.

Poor guy.

And many more…..

 

It’s just amazing how human beings can get like this. This is why Turtleboy is important – because people like this NEED to be mocked. They need their wokeness checked. Sure, it’s funny to laugh at them, but people like this often end up up getting their way because it’s easier to just give them what they want in order to shut them up.

Not Turtleboy though. We’re the only ones keeping it real and actually saying what everyone else is thinking. We take one for the team and let idiots like this call us racist because we’re immune to it at this point. They want to shut us up but it’s clearly not working and it never will.

37 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    March 23, 2018 at 6:16 am

    Her name is Sa’iyda Shabazz but she doesn’t wear a hijab? Very strange.

  • digital yourlifedoesn'tmatter face
    March 21, 2018 at 6:22 am

    Lobotomize this twat.
    Ice pick to the cerebellum is close enough.

  • juror seven esq.
    March 20, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    I listen to old Al Jolson recording singing mammie, am I in trouble? Who do I send the check to? I’m not going to stop listening.

  • qs
    March 20, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    B is the next letter in the Woke to Racism series of letters. Black starts with the letter b, so it is not to be used by non-black people. Also, “bourgeois” also starts with the letter ‘b’, and bourgeois is the term we use when we want to appear ambidextrous.

    What a non-black writes the letter ‘B’ in a black font, it is double racist. One cannot not think of anything but racism when reading the letter ‘b’, and when it is in a black font, it doubles the reparation amount due to all who were offended.

  • M
    March 20, 2018 at 10:13 am

    Black people should not use the term blackface. Blackface was invented and the term coined by white actors acting in black rolls and to use our term is cultural appropriation. Stay woke.

    ps: come to think about it, there is another word that begins with an N also invented by white people, appropriared by black rappers and not only do black rappers way over use the word but it’s become uncomfortable for white people to use it. We should take back out word.

  • qs
    March 20, 2018 at 9:29 am

    I am going to start my letter wokenes with the letter A. It is terribly offensive. The letter A is the first letter in both America and African. Anything related to America is racist. No person can write the letter A without thinking about slavery and the crimes committed by America against slaves. Also, the letter A is the first letter of African. We own it. Af comes before Am in the dictionary, and Africans should have dibs on how it is used. The letter A can only be used for the word Africa(n) when being written by non Africans. African, however, can use it freely, and this is not considered a reparation. It’s logic.

  • qs
    March 20, 2018 at 9:22 am

    I have something incredibly important to say, as I became woke this morning, but I refuse to type it in digital letter blackface. Until this site allows be to print in a multi-colored font, you will not benefit from my wokeness. And, just to make sure you know how much I intend to follow through with my wokeness abilities, I will structure another movement based on each letter’s shape, as I am sure they can be made to represent something offensive.

  • panzer9811
    March 20, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Another ridiculous bullshit reason for the hyper-sensitive SJWs to shake their collective fist and demand self-censorship, because God forbid you say (or post) something that might “offend” one of these delicate heroes. When’s the protest?
    Next thing they will come up with will be-
    Milk=racist Vanilla ice cream=racist Snow, paper towels, Kleenex, printer paper, clouds, teeth, cauliflower, all racist.

  • legsalwaysopen
    March 20, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Is this culturally sensitive???? FUCK YOU

  • The truth hurtz
    March 20, 2018 at 7:16 am

    Ive saod it before and Ill say it again …The only people who keep this fake racism bullshit alive are butt hurt black people who want to extort money and sympathy from wypipo and the news cuz well basically the same reason … Racism died along long time ago but dumb fucjs like to keep it going …. Do you hear the irish complaining because back in the day they were treated exactly the same as niggers look at any old newspaper . my grandfather grew up in boston in a time where shops would actually oost help wanted signs that statted no irish need apply you dont hear us still screaming racism because its not real anymore and any dumb fuck who thinks it is …I invite you to go home to your motherland and leave this horrible racist country oh wait you like the free food and money you get from the government and runni g water and electricity so you wont … Get da fuck outta here

    • z
      March 20, 2018 at 8:31 am

      And the Irish dumped on the Easterm Europeans. The beat goes on.

      My late father (who liked to exaggerate) liked to tell a story about when he was a kid back in the 30s, maybe 10-12 years old he and a friend were watching guys who worked for the town (Irish) digging a hole. So, they are standing around and the Irish guys were calling them dumb Polacks, how many z’s and y’s in your name? He and his friend whipped them out and pissed on them.

    • Hughbo Mont
      March 20, 2018 at 1:31 pm

      The racism-industrial complex. Huge money to be had.

  • GingyKidd
    March 20, 2018 at 2:35 am

    That’s it. Kill me right now. I can’t live on this planet any longer.

    Where the hell do people get the free time to find something new to be offended by every single day? Why the hell must we change everything just cause a small number of humans get offended by the stupidest shit?

    Seriously, I’m scared for my kids. One in high school now, and two in elementary. I’m afraid that they’ll have to deal with race riots and other shit that should be so far behind us now.

    What will it take to stop this? Collect all us fucking privileged wypipo and ship us elsewhere? My bags are packed and I’m ready to go now. Where do I start?

  • K
    March 19, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    Oh lord! I as a black woman have never been offended when I see a white person using one of these gifs. Ever! They’re funny, there are white people gifs and black people gifs. Lighten up, there are alot more serious issues, real issues, that need to be addressed.

  • Roxanne
    March 19, 2018 at 11:39 pm

    Girlfriends lighten up, not your skin color either.

  • johnnyb
    March 19, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    I’ve been woke. My last 3 posts on FB..Snow, Snow and NHL. All white, all racist..I repent…

    • panzer9811
      March 20, 2018 at 8:02 am

      I bet you drink milk and use Kleenex too.
      Hell, maybe you even use aspirin!
      NHL? That’s crossing the line, big time, mister! Especially if you are a Bruins fan. (Malcolm Subban-gone!) You are clearly a racist!

  • z
    March 19, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    You wrote:
    “Thank God. Heaven forbid you actually have to respond to critics who challenge the asinine things that you put in writing.

    Obviously this woman is insane and does not represent rational black people. In the comments it was most often black women who were telling her to sit down and shut up, because in no way shape or form are all black people this fragile and ridiculous.”

    I had to make sure this wasn’t about Jemele Hill or Melissa Harris-Perry (formerly with MSNBC)

  • BlackandWhite
    March 19, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    ScaryMommy is a whole bunch of contributors (much like TurtleBoy). It’s not just one person. Most stuff is meant to be sarcastic and satirical. They also do funny meme’s on Instagram.

  • Billabong
    March 19, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    I’m just kidding, I know she’s a girl.

    But I’m sure she was the star catcher of the softball team in junior high and she would probably challenge all the boys to a bench pressing competition and of course win.

    Never had a date because she was just one of the guys!

    All the makings of a sexually confused young lady.

  • Neeko poopycockass
    March 19, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    See!!!! I told you I didn’t lie!!!! Adam Jones didn’t lie!!!! Loupicka backed me up!! I was riiighhhhttt!!!

  • White kids from the suburbs be like
    March 19, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    If black people weren’t so awesome then I wouldn’t feel the need to appropriate so much!

    • z
      March 19, 2018 at 7:28 pm

      Those would be “wiggas”, correct? The blacks just laugh at those fools.

      My nephews are in their late teens to mid 20s and are so fucked. I’ll be dead by the time the whole system grinds to a halt. I don’t hate, but I don’t want to even try to understand anymore. To these people I’m a hater.

      If you ignore the blacks you are a racist. If you “appropriate” their culture, you are racist. If you don’t agree that you are a racist, that makes you a racist. I’ll take ignore as it takes less energy.

  • Cracker
    March 19, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    We need to separate ourselves from black people, permanently, right the fuck now. Don’t fuck with them, don’t bother them, just get away from them and tell them to stay away.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    March 19, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    As soon as you start off a sentence with “I know there will be a ton of white folks…”, you’ve lost the “privilege” of speaking.

  • Billabong
    March 19, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    I swear some of these people just like to fuck with normal rational people.

    For instance, why is that titless guy at the beach wearing a yellow bikini top and toe nail polish? Is his intention to confuse little kids?

  • AgingCynic
    March 19, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    There’s no such thing as reverse racism? As a straight, white male, Good to know. I spent 20 years with degrees from BU and BC trying to get a state job in MA. Guess I was born too late. Someone needs to slap her face.

  • Riddler
    March 19, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    Riddle of the day.
    Two black men are sitting in the back seat of a car………….so who’s driving?

    • Riddler
      March 19, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      Answer to the riddle….. The police are driving.

      • 123
        March 19, 2018 at 8:50 pm

        HAHAHAHA

  • Affirmative Action Hire
    March 19, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    I put black face on before interviews and I am hired over white candidates with better credentials

  • Benny Wall
    March 19, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    When I read the headline I got to thinking there must be a blackface filter, like the dog ear thing.
    The fact that there isn’t is disappointing. I guess I’ll still have to use my shoe polish.
    Took the wind out of my sails.

  • Opie-Howard-Taylor
    March 19, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Bangs head on table in slow rhythmic time.

  • Blacks are more ignorant
    March 19, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    If people keep this up, when actual racism happens. No one will care. Here’s a story. Blacks like to cry wolf about everything and cry racism. One day, no one will care if they actually deal with racism. So, scary momma, you just made one woke person realize you’re entire race cries wolf nonstop. I for one will keep using these comments and when you cry, I’ll laugh

  • TJB
    March 19, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    “is this culturally sensitive” …yes, you need penicillin now.

  • Jerry Mandering
    March 19, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    I just took a big smelly Shabazz, then I wiped my blackface.
    Stupid black cunt.

  • Ann Flaherty
    March 19, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    So, how do I download a digital blackface. Gotta have one.

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