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Attleboro’s Fertilization Felicia Wants Free AC’s For 7 Crotch Fruits, Forgets To Take Down Post Selling AC 2 Weeks Ago


Pro tip – if you’re gonna go on community yard sale pages and use your seven crotch fruits as bait in order to guilt people into giving you free air conditioners…….

……then make sure you delete your post from two weeks ago selling an air conditioner on Facebook marketplace.

Nothing shady about that whatsoever. Nor is the fact that your entire Facebook page seems to be dedicated to selling a bunch of shit, including a lot of crap in its original container.

She’s also selling the latest technology such as iPods, XBox One, and a CD player for your car.

It looks like sales aren’t going as well as they had hoped….

“Nick didn’t get paid again.”

Yea that will happen when you don’t work. Obviously she’s attached herself to a real winner.

Here’s an idea – stop reproducing.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what your tax dollars go towards.


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30 Comment(s)
  • Hurry up offense
    August 8, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Why don’t these donkeys take all their new in the box merch to the pawn shop? It would be way quicker than scheduling 19 different meetups for small $. Yeah I get it’s stolen but so is everything in the pawn shop so what’s the diff?

  • Don
    August 8, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    She’s trying scam under angelica diane now. Same scam just a different name. The problem is she has her original name on the friends list.

  • hartf811
    August 8, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Plopping out babies, stealing and selling junk, no place to live. But they have the coin for Mikes Hard Lemonade (Strawberry) with cigarette butts in them on the stove! Poor is like the spectrum of light; pick your color.

    • The black hole
      August 9, 2019 at 9:40 am

      Hahaha plopping our babies.. that made me laugh so hard, cause they really must just fall the hell out. When she goes to the OBGYN it must resemble the dentist just her snatch instead of mouth. She has to be a double wide!!

  • don
    August 8, 2019 at 10:13 am

    they look like brother and sister

  • Massholio
    August 8, 2019 at 8:47 am

    I didn’t get paid once. I filed a complaint to the AG’s office. I got a check the next day. The HR woman said it was like the mafia threatened them.

    • Just Saying
      August 8, 2019 at 9:05 am

      A different situation entirely but once I didn’t get paid and then my employer who was in bankruptcy told everyone our last check would be two weeks late. I waited and got paid as did everybody else but it took four weeks instead because one of the employees filed with the AG. I was then audited because the IRS and Mass DOR counted my W2 and amended W2 as if I was paid both amounts as opposed to just the amended amount.

  • Bad Luck Brian
    August 8, 2019 at 7:41 am

    I just had a bunch of stuff stolen identical to what she’s selling and she lives right near me. Now I can replace it all without breaking the bank! I don’t mean to take advantage of her situation but what are the chances that an opportunity like this would come along?

    • The Name Game
      August 8, 2019 at 9:34 am

      Hey, Angie, you got some ‘splaining to do! Meet Officer PoPo.

    • Just me
      August 8, 2019 at 11:17 pm

      Maybe, just maybe, she’s the one who stole your stuff and that’s what she’s now selling??

  • The armpit of Massachusetts has spoken
    August 8, 2019 at 7:17 am

    Boy that sure likes a lot of hot merchandise right there.

  • Turd Reversalist
    August 8, 2019 at 6:25 am

    I think her bum has been underutilized, judging from the size of her brood.
    Might have to go in on a personal consult and square this away.
    Do not try this at home, this is a job for professionals.

    • Sharp Todd
      August 8, 2019 at 7:04 am

      I wish the thumbs up but had the pinky sticking out too. Hang ten and god speed.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 8, 2019 at 4:32 am

    This is what you get when the govt. Gives handouts with no accountability. Just send an money and pay the rent and let em wander aimlessly. Before people were on ” the dole” they were responsible and did whatever it took to provide for their family. That was then, this is now, just think, if Lizzie or Bernie get in and make everything free for everyone, we will all be enjoying the good life, just like these two shitbags

  • Batman
    August 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    That dresser was kinda cool tbh.

    • Online shopping
      August 10, 2019 at 9:30 am

      They sell it on wayfair.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 7, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Angela needs an air conditioner due to Global Warming Caused by Donald Trump!

  • Judge dread
    August 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Unless you’re talking about a “Jeff Skilling or Ken Lay Enron corporate fraud” style shredder, no shredder should cost $125. I can buy one of $30 fucking bucks. Fucking junkie doing shit junkies do, stealing shit nd to to sell it CL.

    Keep her in county until he next heat wave. Then send her and her dickshine douche canoe to the stocks in the town square. As always raw veggies will be provided.

    • Judge dread
      August 7, 2019 at 8:30 pm

      You know what if she had any concept of history or intelligence and really tried to sell this shredder by saying it was ken lay or skilllings type, I would probably make an offer. But no she didn’t. She made no effort to sell the item in question. so she gets…… jack squat. Have fun in detox you fucking Cunt.

    • Fellows Shredders Are Awesome
      August 7, 2019 at 8:52 pm

      Top of the line fellows shredders are between $300 and $1000 new.
      I got a new 99CI for $245 and it is worth every penny. I previously paid $319 8 years ago for same shredder. I got a bad case of the DTAs I dont trust anybody and I shred all financial documents. Good cross shredders and micro shredders cost money but they make sure that ratchets cant get your info.

    • Fellows Shredders Are Amazing
      August 7, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      I can put 18 pages thru my Fellows and it shredds them instantly. Try doing that with a $100 shredder you cant you will break it.
      Fellows shredders are top of the line.
      I wouldnt buy a fake one from a junkie.

  • Drop the Tweezers
    August 7, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Why can’t these welfare crack ho’s leave their Damn eyebrows ALONE??!!?

    • Caterpillar
      August 8, 2019 at 9:46 am

      They do that because 99% of them draw their own on. They end up looking like two huge sharpie lines. Wicked sexy

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 7, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Holy shit is she unattractive! 7 kids! And she’s got a Wicked Witch of the West wart on her chin! EEEEEWWWWW!

    Kinda chick that checks you out at a red light and you quickly look away and wish the light would turn green immediately

    • Theonewhoknocks
      August 8, 2019 at 1:16 am

      That comment gets a 10 for orginality , humour and being extremely relatable. Excellent work my good man!

  • Skankapotamus Checking Out a Dumpster
    August 7, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Can you imagine living like this ? I really hate seeing losers like this, it ruins my champagne buzz. I wonder what their version of a “great day” would be ? Would it be hilariously pathetic, like finding $6 in a parking lot ? Or half a pack of Newport’s ?
    I bet it’s even more sad than we are capable of imagining because we’re not rock-bottom losers like these people.

  • hartf811
    August 7, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Stitch up her crotch, shoot the guy, take the cannolis.

    • eugene
      August 7, 2019 at 4:59 pm

      That’s funny.

  • bigdaddy
    August 7, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    7 kids how many different fathers ? The over / under is 5 and I am taking the over

    • Peter Dautel
      Don Key Punch
      August 7, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      Game on! I want a piece of that action! I’m going to go with three fine upstanding pillars of society, and a case of the “disease” to up the anti!

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