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Baby Momma Drama Erupts After Worcester Police Arrest Skag Who Robbed And Attacked Employees In Nursing Home, Grandma Hog Jockey Threatens Rival For “Dry Snitching” On Criminal Daughter 


Yesterday we published a blog on the hoochie mama who robbed an old folks home in Worcester and assaulted several employees before making off with a purse.

The Worcester police put out a press release today that Elanna Williams was arrested, which has a lot of the Grafton Hill grundle gobblers up in arms, including her mother.

According to her supporters Elanna dindu nuffin and was actually there to apply for a job.

Totally a misunderstanding and the victims will definitely apologize for sure. It was there fault that this queefhog knocked over three of them and left with a purse that didn’t belong to her, and lots of people apply for jobs in their slippers. You’ll never guess what Desiree does for work.

A CNA in training. Never saw that one coming.

This is Shaylene McClain.

You know you’ve made it in life when your glamour pics are all shot in Great Brook Valley. Here’s what she had to say.

Yea, dumbasses believing the “media.” It’s not like there’s video evidence of her commiting a crime. And Rose Dawson is out here blaming the vicitms for “holding her against her will,” while she robbed them, and talking a big game about “deformation” of character. Bitch, do you think we forgot about what you did on the Titanic? There was plenty of room on that makeshift raft for Jack.

This is ma dukes, Victoria Dimery.

That’s what grandmother’s look like on Belmont Street, and this is the kind of shit they post on Facebook.

Who can’t relate to their grandmother announcing to the world on social media that she needs a good dicking? Her spelling game is on point too!

Don’t you dare accuse her of being on her periottt. That’s just the way she talks.

Victoria obviously did a bang up job raising her crotch fruits since one of them targets the elderly and another one was arrested five years ago for robbing and assaulting a rival 15 year old gang member at the Welfare Inn  on Lincoln Street.

Grandma Hog Jockey took to Facebook to accuse another woman, who was impregnated by the same baby daddy that her daughter was inseminated by, of snitching on her.


The woman she’s accusing of snitching goes by Lay Layna on the Facebook machine, and she had some thoughts of her own.

I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m pretty confident I wouldn’t be able to meet any of their high standards for eating box.

Evidently these two fine ladies were fighting over the same dirty dick back when Elenna was pregnant and wanted to fight Lay Layna.

Trying to fight while pregnant. The circle of life continues on Grafton Hill.

Lay Layna is in a world of shit in local ghetto circles because when she saw that the Worcester Police were looking for her arch rival she understandably pointed out that it was the gestation genie who wanted to fight her while prego. She shared their post and people were all fired up about it, calling her a snitch. More specifically this is known as “dry snitching” to the LG-EBT mafia.

“Dime Dan.”

The hat. Nuff said.

Can I just take a moment to point out how hopelessly gay ghetto culture is? Seriously, if these two girls are rivals, why wouldn’t she “snitch?” If I hate you, you’re God damn right I’m gonna use the cops against you if I can. I can understand snitching being frowned upon for close friends or family. But if the chick who tried to fight you while pregnant and then fraudulently called DCF on you is seen robbing an old folks home on the news, and you don’t “snitch” on her because you wanna “keep it real,” then you are hopelessly gay.

Anyway, Lay Layna made it clear that dry snitching didn’t qualify as real snitching.

Lay Layna evidently has Grandma Hog Jockey blocked, so Grandma Hog Jockey had to use the Facebook page belonging to the chick who’s currently sleeping with her non-incarcerated son Dime Dan, in order to fire back at Lay Layna.

You can tell things are getting serious once the CAPS LOCK breaks out. Perfectly normal way for a grandmother to behave on the Interwebz.

So where was dirty dick Jamaal for all this? The guy who’s so bad at being a Dad that his baby mama has to resort to robbing nursing homes? He chimed in too.

What a culture. Sure, you live in poverty, nobody knows their Dad, half of your friends and family are in jail, everyone’s missing teeth, no one lives past the age of 50, and a shower consists of copious amounts of Axe body spray.

But at least they don’t snitch. Because…priorities.

Question – is it snitching if people come to Turtleboy? Because where do you think we’re getting these screenshots from? There is a subculture within this culture that realizes what I do – “no snitching” is wicked gay. Some people should be snitched on. And they know that the best way to get justice isn’t to go to the cops first, it’s to go to Turtleboy.

Anyway, Jamaal seems like he’s gonna be a great father based on his posts.

Definitely worth fighting over.

Anyway, I think we can all agree the real losers in all of this aren’t just the victims, it’s the offspring that didn’t get to choose who they grew up calling Mom and weekend Dad.


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82 Comment(s)
  • Mother of the year
    January 21, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    She’s a proud Momma and for good reason. One kid is just finishing off a 3 year bid in Walpole and the other is headed in when he gets out. If that’s not a reason to be proud then I don’t know what is.

  • The last American Landscaper
    January 21, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Useless Eaters

  • The Background Heckler
    January 21, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    The story’s been up for a day, I’m late to the party, but nobody seems to have asked yet, so here it goes..:

    WTF is “dry snitching”?

    It sounds like a venereal disease that all of these characters have shared!

  • Francis Scott Key
    January 21, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I think it’s time to write another song, my last number one hit seems to have lost its meaning.

  • Publius
    January 21, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    hate being reminded that this sort of trash exists in the city. worthless trash. family of any resident up at the nursing home should do what needs to be done once this vermin serves the 30 day sentence she will get.

  • Natasha
    January 21, 2020 at 10:04 am

    LG-EBT…. gold

  • Real_Finn
    January 21, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Rewatch the video. The man (who casually did nothing) at the 1 minute mark identifies as a pussy. That’s why this wasn’t shut down earlier.

    Every health care organization has a code “green” for workplace violence. They failed on every level. Idiots.

    Get Fucked,

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 21, 2020 at 9:31 am

    Wow, today’s entry kicks ass. This is a great fucking poast.


    This blog is the Peg for the Hole in the World.

    Fucking ratchets galore!!! Bad, fucked-up English, ghetto-ass iphone convos with “Facts”, fucking flat brims, big sloppy tits, fat swollen lips that look like they got attacked by a swarm of mutant hornets…


  • dr. fill
    January 21, 2020 at 9:07 am

    God, I hate poor people with a passion.

    • dr. fill
      January 21, 2020 at 9:12 am

      That said, if anybody sees me pushing my carriage full of deposit bottles, please give kindly.

      Scrap metal is welcome too.

      And if you are willing to spend some real dough, my Mom turns tricks nightly behind the dumpster of the Auburn Mall, cash only though.

      • dr. fill
        January 21, 2020 at 4:03 pm

        ^^^^^^ LOL. This impostor is poor.

  • Clown Culture
    January 21, 2020 at 8:50 am

    These people don’t even have a basic grasp on their native tongue.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    January 21, 2020 at 7:52 am

    With all this box eating that’s going on, I hope these responsible youngsters are using dental dams

  • Deval Patrick
    January 21, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Just another anecdote
    BTW I am still running for president

  • Martin Luther Coon
    January 21, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Do not judge a man by his skin color but by how many baby mamas he am got!

  • Independent Thinker
    January 21, 2020 at 6:48 am

    Typical ghetto culture. Those who are least capable of raising kids are the ones who have the most. This will be the downfall of our society — gangs and drugs, but Ayanna Pressley said that white supremacy is the problem. Typical.

  • Fag lunch money kid
    January 21, 2020 at 6:16 am

    No school lunch shaming!!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 21, 2020 at 4:41 am

    Jane Goodall would be so proud to see how the Gorillas have matured…

  • Mr. Bubba
    January 21, 2020 at 1:11 am

    Black and Latino ghetto culture will be the eventual, complete destruction of this once great nation.

    • Mr. Bubba
      January 21, 2020 at 1:12 am

      By the way….I love the SBCC glamour shot of ole boy Kephon.

      • Akeela and the Bee
        January 21, 2020 at 9:35 am

        50 points for the spelling.


  • WeRFucked
    January 21, 2020 at 1:05 am

    TB has a big pro pedojew following we need a Hitler.

    • WeRFucked
      January 21, 2020 at 6:50 am

      Sorry you piece of unoriginal shit.

      I’m not a racist motherfucker who is jealous of the success of the Jewish people.


      The real WeRFucked

    • Jewmerica
      January 21, 2020 at 8:59 am

      Hey you seem pretty cool, I’m an anti-Semite too!

      Do you like child porn like most anti-Semites do too?

      Hook it up bro!

  • TortugaNiño
    January 20, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    How in the hell did you miss “baracat”!? I dont think i have ever laughed harder at a ratchet mis spelling. It is truly amazing that there wasnt even an attempt at elongating the last “a” with an “e” ending. I dont think you could fuck that word up any better without throwing in a random M. I bet Tb only missed it cus he thought it was spanish.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Maxine Waters' Hemorrhoids
    January 20, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    Those white women are RACIST!

    January 20, 2020 at 10:55 pm


    • Jeff J
      We The People
      January 21, 2020 at 12:24 am

      Tom……nobody thinks it’s even remotely funny so you can give it a rest now. Oh and EAT A DICK!!

      • True Reality Speaks
        Give a Lib a Throat Punch
        January 21, 2020 at 6:23 pm

        Do you even sarcasm, bro?
        You prefer the dumbed down humor of fake Finn, Captain Drips or Dick Grabber?
        Noob dimwit readers like you are why this blog is only a shell of what it used to be. You probably jumped on the bandwagon here after Barstool started charging to comment.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiff's missing testicles
    January 20, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Kill them all with fire.

  • Jack
    January 20, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Assault and battery on a person 60 years of age or older. Up to 3 years in state prison and a $1000 fine. Felony.

  • Grandpas lil secret
    January 20, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    If I were president I’d allow a monthly purge and most of this filth would disappear

    • Yanks are all dickheads
      January 21, 2020 at 12:18 am

      You are all a load of dumb, poorly educated, boring cunts.
      You have the worst table manners do not know how to hold a knife and fork and are lazy as fuck.
      You have no class and you have little to no social life, except when it is supebowl or July 4th. ‘
      You are a load of disgusting, boring, assholes all of you.
      The European. (who has real class, not like you useless bums)

      • Startled Pancake
        January 21, 2020 at 11:38 am

        Modern Europeans are all faggots who like to get fucked in the ass by “migrants” or have their women raped while they watch.

        You like to watch, don’t you.

        All the true men came to America because they didn’t want to ordered around by a bunch of faggots in wigs and makeup. The carved out a nation out of the strange wilderness with axe and musketblistering heat and bone-shattering cold. They laid tracks of steel with muscle and honest sweat so the iron horse to charge across the landscape from sea to shining sea.

        So we could be free of faggot tyrants and faggot countrymen who like to get fucked in the ass.

  • Nate Higgers
    January 20, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    We marched in Richmond today for one reason: to speak out again mud apes like this. Happy James Earl Ray Day.

    • Nate Higgers
      January 21, 2020 at 8:55 am

      And when I say we, I mean a bunch of people who don’t hide behind anonymous comment boards, certainly not me, no balls.

      I sure do miss my Mom, she ran off with a big black guy, if anybody see Mrs. Higgers out there, please tell her to come home.

  • Paul Casale
    January 20, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    These people are all pure trash. They should be banned from Facebook & not be allowed to reproduce.

  • Nancy Pelosi's Dried Up Crusty Roast Beef Curtains
    January 20, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    What the fuck did I just read????

  • Sam
    January 20, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    This is going to be an unpopular comment but……

    She may have caused the trouble, she may have even tried to “steal” a purse…

    The video shows her being held against her will, battered by multiple women and her clothes being stolen off her back. Not to mention its a bunch of white women assaulting her.

    The video shows what it shows. The police made a huge mistake concerning the liability of those women and building owners by releasing that video.

    They will definitely be sued and will definitely lose.

    Massachusetts isn’t Texas. There’s plenty of court precedent here in Massachusetts that states you can’t do what they did. You have a “duty to retreat”

    The obly one off the hook is the guy

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 20, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      She didn’t do nothing?

      Fuck right off.

      • You're all American Trailer Trash!
        January 20, 2020 at 11:45 pm

        These women posting and assaulting are all just average Americans.

        Americans are mostly just trash, or trailer trash done good. Very base characters of a lewder sort.

  • Mike Lindell
    January 20, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    I’m Mike Lindell and I will give grandma here a free my pillow so as long as she can resurrect my former crack habit and give me a good case of AIDS. Also while wea are basing down, I want grandma to shoot a Budweiser beer can out of her stench trench out into a trash can about 10’ away. If she gets it in I will give her another one of the my pillows. Once the olympics are done I will let her ride my scroctum pole until I get Worcester aids.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 20, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Most spic grandparents are under 45 because they breed like rabbits. They get all twisted up on modelo and start shooting out kids while the state funds keep rolling in

  • Very Un-Sarcastic Question
    January 20, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    What purpose do these “people” serve???

      January 20, 2020 at 11:18 pm

      They vote. They serve as the fodder for the “social services state”. They serve to consume resources that would otherwise be going to the productive, and those interested in raising children properly.

  • Lee Ho
    January 20, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    And the people on the left running for president want to pay these dopes reparations. Nothing could be more insane.

    • Silencio Dogood
      January 21, 2020 at 12:33 am

      They now teach children that the Civil War was fought over the issue of slavery. If that’s the case, then 360,222 Union soldiers died to free the slaves. That and the trillions spent since 1946 to lift them out of poverty should be enough.

      but that’s the way the egg rolls, ay Lee?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Millenial Pussies
    January 20, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Been saying this for years, ’bout time you finally realized this. JS.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Nancy Pelosi's Vaginitis Riddled Rancid Box
    January 20, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Snitches git stitches

  • bill fleming
    January 20, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Calling ICE- Message Send her back to her third world shitholev

  • MrSmiley
    January 20, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    The dimery boys are both winners. Dante has a sheet and a half too. Momma so prouuuud

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 20, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    There is a corner of the internet that exists by and for these ratchets, and I don’t even know how to get to it. How can you decipher who these people actually are (names are always weird), what they’re saying, and how there is so many of them? They speak a dialect of English that the most intuitive linguist couldn’t understand and/or translate. Seriously, my brain hurts..

    • Lee Ho
      January 20, 2020 at 7:37 pm

      You’re not alone.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Ho Li Phuk
        January 20, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        Darkie web, right Lee?

        • Lee Ho
          January 20, 2020 at 8:12 pm

          Everything these dregs say is Chinese to me.

  • Discovered at last
    January 20, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    How long before a Harvard archeologist declares these ghetto Facebook posts a new and higher form of human communication that must be studied in depth and translated.

    • Say It Aint So
      January 20, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      You mean something better than ebonics

  • whatevuh
    January 20, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    and they wonder why we all hate them?

  • What the fuck
    January 20, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    If that isn’t a true blue Ratchet Family, I don’t know what is. Poster children for EBT…. Ma dukes uses a Roll of toilet paper every time she wipes her ass.

  • Happy MLK Day
    January 20, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      January 20, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      You mean, happy communist, drug addicted, womanizer not an actual doctor day! Let this millennial drop some truth bombs and history facts that the public indoctrination camps do not put in their books.
      I never state anything but facts and truth, damn I’m good.

      P.s. this video is for all you firearm toting, turtle riding fellow Americans!

  • Tarzan and Zane revisited
    January 20, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    Talk about culture shock. Like finding one of those tribes in the Amazon jungle that has never had contact with so-called civilization, with its own language. It also reminds me of a Vice documentary on Liberia (probably still on YouTube), where in one waterfront city many defecate on the beach — and some even did so during the filming, apparently because there’s no sewer system. Maxine Waters would fit right in here, wig and all.

    Hillary Clinton (or her ghost writer) said it takes a village to raise a child. In the Worcester ghetto, these woman don’t know or care who their children’s fathers are, the kids don’t know and may not care who their fathers (and maybe mothers) are. The ‘hood is one big family, so traditional family relationships don’t seem to matter and life is easy because welfare and EBT insulate everyone from the real world. The real world may only intrude, occasionally, if you need to hold up a nursing home for drugs or drug money.

    At least the robber is in custody, for now, at least until Rachel Rollins hears about it and threatens to sue Worcester. If this were NYC, under the new law the robber would be released immediately without having to post bail. No joke. Coming to a “prog” city near you.

    And all of this on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.

    • Jane, not Zane
      January 20, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      Jane, not Zane

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    January 20, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Yo go girl. I wont prosecute so you should move to Boston to make it diverse. Diversity adds excitement to life. Those old white folks had nothing to do but play bingo and then you gave them stories to tell by allefgedly assaulting dey old whote azz.
    We are winning the demographic change war and will eliminate hard working white tax paying law abiding citizens.
    Go girl go

  • randiguy2006
    January 20, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Is this crap all you do now?

    Trying to remember when you posted something remotely worthwhile.

  • Bernie Sanders
    January 20, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    As I read this I can’t help but think “this is 50 years of LBJ’s Great Society”…

  • peter north
    January 20, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    spic scum, worthless dregs of society.
    This is what the drunken murderer Ted Kennedy
    imported to this country to fulfill democraps craving for power.

  • Judge dread
    January 20, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    This is one of he dick bags that pushed for no bail. She’s a black supremacist activist AG.

    New York – Attorney General Letitia James late Monday announced she is launching an investigation into whether the New York City Police Department has been targeting black and Hispanic riders on the subways.

    She noted more recent data showed that between October 2017 and June 2019, black and Hispanic New Yorkers received almost 70 percent of all civil summonses for fare evasion but accounted for about half of the city’s population.

    “Not so fast Letitia,” says the New York Post.

    …this tells you nothing unless you determine what percentage of fare-beaters they are: James should have determined thatbefore announcing any wider investigation.

    After all, 2018 crime stats show that minorities made up 93% of the suspects in murder cases, 81% in rapes, 92% in robberies and 80% in misdemeanors. Is James suggesting that cops are racists for making those arrests? Does she want officers to stop making them?

  • ElJefe72
    January 20, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    I honestly have no concept of how people can live like this.

  • Fred Marks
    Les Grossman.
    January 20, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    I didn’t care about any of that.

    • Tivo
      January 20, 2020 at 11:17 pm

      Diet Coke!

  • Lee Ho
    January 20, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    I’m going to forward all of their messages to the local Mensa Chapter.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 20, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Does this language come with translation software? It’s no version of English that I’ve ever seen..Maybe that’s the problem in general: No Hablas English!

  • george costanza
    Rick Dalton's flamethrower
    January 20, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    I’m available… just ask.

  • Judge dread
    January 20, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    I love the outside pictures with the section 8 compounds in the background.

    Also Country Club Blvd, in Grafton Hill? Hahahahah

    When I think country club blvd in any other place I think golf course, 5000 sq ft houses with perfect lawns and big body BMWs and Benz.

    Either it’s a sick joke, or like 100 years ago there was a country club, where the land was then used to build section 8 to house the Ricans.

    • WeRFucked
      January 21, 2020 at 7:03 am

      It’s true your honor.
      Country Club Blvd is not on Grafton Hill. It is in an even worse neighborhood, Lincoln Street. One-half mile from the start of it all, Worcester’s Great Brook Valley.

      Country Club Blvd was indeed part of a golf course at one time. Now home to Lincoln Village, a wonderful dense grouping of even more of the finest people welfare can support.

  • Pedojew kraft
    January 20, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Congrats mahomes the pedojew’s in jew England are disgusting.

  • Anti-Nursing Home Bandit Brawler
    January 20, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    These FB comments are mind boggling. So thankful I’m white white and have a job job to move move the fuck fuck out out of Woostah Woostah.

    Lock em all up.

  • Emily
    January 20, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    I must be very old. Did they change the english language when I was napping? Just trying to read the posts they made to each other was enough to make my head spin!
    As far as her mother saying it was her purse…why would she feel the need to run instead of just letting people confirm it was her purse? That makes no sense to me. If you are filling out an application you just wait until someone is in the office, you don’t just walk into an empty office.
    Why was the door opened and no one in the office? That was crazy to start with. JMO

  • TBS Ratchet Tax Money Talky
    January 20, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Not a decent human being in the story. What a bunch of low life scum. I’m still dying for TB to tally up what each of these assholes takes from taxpayers. It has to. E in the tens of millions by now

    • Anti-Nursing Home Bandit Brawler
      January 20, 2020 at 5:42 pm

      Oh they’ve definitely racked up millions upon millions. I own a business and I hate tax season because I always owe. Tax season for them is like a second Xmas….not to mention the free room and board they get behind bars.

  • Larry Flint
    January 20, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    I see Beaver Hunt in your future!

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