Yesterday we published a blog on the hoochie mama who robbed an old folks home in Worcester and assaulted several employees before making off with a purse.
The Worcester police put out a press release today that Elanna Williams was arrested, which has a lot of the Grafton Hill grundle gobblers up in arms, including her mother.
According to her supporters Elanna dindu nuffin and was actually there to apply for a job.
Totally a misunderstanding and the victims will definitely apologize for sure. It was there fault that this queefhog knocked over three of them and left with a purse that didn’t belong to her, and lots of people apply for jobs in their slippers. You’ll never guess what Desiree does for work.
A CNA in training. Never saw that one coming.
This is Shaylene McClain.
You know you’ve made it in life when your glamour pics are all shot in Great Brook Valley. Here’s what she had to say.
Yea, dumbasses believing the “media.” It’s not like there’s video evidence of her commiting a crime. And Rose Dawson is out here blaming the vicitms for “holding her against her will,” while she robbed them, and talking a big game about “deformation” of character. Bitch, do you think we forgot about what you did on the Titanic? There was plenty of room on that makeshift raft for Jack.
This is ma dukes, Victoria Dimery.
That’s what grandmother’s look like on Belmont Street, and this is the kind of shit they post on Facebook.
Who can’t relate to their grandmother announcing to the world on social media that she needs a good dicking? Her spelling game is on point too!
Don’t you dare accuse her of being on her periottt. That’s just the way she talks.
Victoria obviously did a bang up job raising her crotch fruits since one of them targets the elderly and another one was arrested five years ago for robbing and assaulting a rival 15 year old gang member at the Welfare Inn on Lincoln Street.
Grandma Hog Jockey took to Facebook to accuse another woman, who was impregnated by the same baby daddy that her daughter was inseminated by, of snitching on her.
The woman she’s accusing of snitching goes by Lay Layna on the Facebook machine, and she had some thoughts of her own.
I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m pretty confident I wouldn’t be able to meet any of their high standards for eating box.
Evidently these two fine ladies were fighting over the same dirty dick back when Elenna was pregnant and wanted to fight Lay Layna.
Trying to fight while pregnant. The circle of life continues on Grafton Hill.
Lay Layna is in a world of shit in local ghetto circles because when she saw that the Worcester Police were looking for her arch rival she understandably pointed out that it was the gestation genie who wanted to fight her while prego. She shared their post and people were all fired up about it, calling her a snitch. More specifically this is known as “dry snitching” to the LG-EBT mafia.
The hat. Nuff said.
Can I just take a moment to point out how hopelessly gay ghetto culture is? Seriously, if these two girls are rivals, why wouldn’t she “snitch?” If I hate you, you’re God damn right I’m gonna use the cops against you if I can. I can understand snitching being frowned upon for close friends or family. But if the chick who tried to fight you while pregnant and then fraudulently called DCF on you is seen robbing an old folks home on the news, and you don’t “snitch” on her because you wanna “keep it real,” then you are hopelessly gay.
Anyway, Lay Layna made it clear that dry snitching didn’t qualify as real snitching.
Lay Layna evidently has Grandma Hog Jockey blocked, so Grandma Hog Jockey had to use the Facebook page belonging to the chick who’s currently sleeping with her non-incarcerated son Dime Dan, in order to fire back at Lay Layna.
You can tell things are getting serious once the CAPS LOCK breaks out. Perfectly normal way for a grandmother to behave on the Interwebz.
So where was dirty dick Jamaal for all this? The guy who’s so bad at being a Dad that his baby mama has to resort to robbing nursing homes? He chimed in too.
What a culture. Sure, you live in poverty, nobody knows their Dad, half of your friends and family are in jail, everyone’s missing teeth, no one lives past the age of 50, and a shower consists of copious amounts of Axe body spray.
But at least they don’t snitch. Because…priorities.
Question – is it snitching if people come to Turtleboy? Because where do you think we’re getting these screenshots from? There is a subculture within this culture that realizes what I do – “no snitching” is wicked gay. Some people should be snitched on. And they know that the best way to get justice isn’t to go to the cops first, it’s to go to Turtleboy.
Anyway, Jamaal seems like he’s gonna be a great father based on his posts.
Definitely worth fighting over.
Anyway, I think we can all agree the real losers in all of this aren’t just the victims, it’s the offspring that didn’t get to choose who they grew up calling Mom and weekend Dad.
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