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Baby Momma Hoodrats Brawling Out At Union Station Over A Man Is Why Worcester Can’t Have Nice Things

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It wouldn’t be a Friday night in Worcester if a bunch of ratchet trap queens started wilin out and fighting over a man in the Union Station foyer.

This is why Worcester can’t have nice things. While I watched these magical Worcester hoodrats engage in this glorious chaos they call “the weekend,” all I could think about is these idiots running our city:


This is a picture of Joe Petty, Ed Augustus, Kate Toomey, Tony Economou, Diana Biancheria, and every other empty suit politician doing what they do best – posing for pictures of themselves shoveling small amounts of dirt. It’s second only to the ribbon cutting photo ops that they do so well. They’re “groundbreaking” for a new expensive hotel where all the people lining up to spend the weekend in Worcester and invest in our economy will stay.

Meanwhile, directly across the street from this hotel is this:






Newsflash – all the hotels in the world won’t get rid of this. This is why people don’t want to come to Worcester. Because it’s filled with ratchets. Union Station looks nice and all, but I dare you to try to take a dump in the bathroom. It has an overpowering aroma of sour piss and broken Worcester rap dreams. Picture some investor from the North Shore trying to decipher what’s going on in the commentary under this video:

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OF COURSE all parties involved in this Union Station rowdy down have young babies at home. You think they’re gonna surrender their right to party (and by party I mean get way too drunk on Mad Dog 20/20 and fight the first person who they believe has slighted them in the least bit) just because they have a human being depending on them for sustenance? You think they’re gonna let something silly like being a parent get in the way of keeping it real on the weekends? Fat chance. It’s perfectly normal for children to grow up watching their Mom exchange fisticuffs with another shorty from Plumley Village on Facebook.



Then two of the combatants (Kita Nicole Page and Julica Miller) saw the video and continued their quest for world domination in the comments:

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Now I feel like we’re getting somewhere. This seems like the only reasonable way to handle conflict resolution.




True that yo!!!


But did she show up at her crib? Clearly opinions differ on that matter. These are the questions that REALLY matter. Luckily everything in these people’s lives is going perfectly so they have time to debate if the broad with the man bun did in fact show up at the crib after the Union Station broo-ha-ha.

This lovely woman sums it up perfectly:


I was just gonna say that!! Literally took the words right out of my mouth.

But seriously, how funny would it be to watch Millis Ed Augustus and West Side Joe Petty react to this fight? They’d be so confused, because evidently they haven’t been exposed to the same Worcester that the rest of us have. They’re living in a fantasy world where a bunch of suits are gonna role into Worcester if they build enough hotels, and the next thing you know Worcester will be the Back Bay or Rockefeller Center. Meanwhile out here in reality we understand what a spectacular disaster it will be, so long as these lovely creatures continue to reproduce in record numbers.


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27 Comment(s)
  • GhettoSuperstar
    October 17, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Escalades? 2003 called, they want their hood cars back.

  • Randy
    October 17, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Go down to the downtown hotels that are currently open. There are a plethora of Escallades with New York plates. Why? Hmmmm…..

  • whatevuh
    October 17, 2016 at 8:10 am

    It used to be most people aspired to be the best they could be. The new normal is look/act like a hoodrat, and be the worst you can be. I honestly feel bad for the kids, their future is so fucked being around these savages.

  • Realist
    October 16, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    It’s getting pretty old and tired TB, your disdain for anyone not named Gaffney is predictable and laughable. Do better!!

  • why?
    October 16, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    wait, what? Was any of that actually in english?

    • April
      October 17, 2016 at 12:03 am

      Short posts but I had to re-read 2ce. I cant even understand what the hell that was. Embarassing. Parents and teachers need to crack down on this. These young adults …yes scary…. pathetic. No child left behind my ass.

  • Anthony
    October 16, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    These Worcester ratchets all live in public housing, are on food stamps, and all attend salter college to become PCAs. They have not a care in the world. The adult men are all worried about buying Jordan’s and a blunt, and spend not a dime on the kids that the ratchets mom have with them. Yet the ratchet moms all want their dick for some odd reason? One of them Mela Reyes works as a PCA. What son or daughter will allow her to be the PCA to their elderly mom or dad? We need to cut food stamps and increase community service requirements in the WHA so that these people aren’t out during the day fighting with each other for a nigga whose main goal is to buy Jordan’s and go to mambos. Poor Worcester ratchets. Latinos like myself are so embarrassed for these people.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    October 16, 2016 at 8:15 am

    I tried to get tickets to this event but it was sold out #SLUTLIVESMATTER

  • B.Obama
    October 16, 2016 at 1:31 am

    Thanks welfare….the gift that just keeps on giving.

  • whatevuh
    October 15, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    This is exactly the reason everyone hates niggers, they make you want to hate them. Know why they smell so bad? so blind people can hate them too !

    • Vj
      October 16, 2016 at 8:11 am

      This video is why Black Lives Matter is a joke to me

  • Reddog
    October 15, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    and TB is always saying things about Spencer. We don’t have shit like that happening out here. Where do these people learn to talk and spell that way?? Oh yea,I know the answer.

    • GFY
      October 16, 2016 at 8:01 am

      Yeah, In Spencer you just have the white kids who wish they could be this ratchet

  • Publius
    October 15, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    Too many rathole ghetto bitches in the Woo.

  • Sandra Flake's free condom
    October 15, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Is this this why birth control needs to be free?

    Not racist. Nobody wants Flake to reproduce either.

    • no no
      October 15, 2016 at 8:30 pm

      Well, no takers there either

    • Chip
      October 16, 2016 at 8:13 am

      This is why castration needs to be free

  • Sad
    October 15, 2016 at 6:48 pm

    Idk why they are even fighting. Here are some facts we all know to be true: All these bi*ches live in the same looking 3 decker apartment, with the same rent a center furniture, and home decor by building 19. They buy the same polyester outfits at forever 21, and wear the same cheap ass cvs perfume. They all date versions of the same man, who doesn’t have a job, lies, cheats, but swears he “holds them down.” Ladies y’all are sisters! I thought union station was supposed to be a nice place in Worcester. Well this video shows 16 kinds of ratchet. This was the long version of what turtle boy said! Worcester can’t have anything nice.

    • Shackleford
      October 15, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      Slow clap

  • Tudor turtle
    October 15, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    How’s the 3 million dollar bike path on kilby looking right now?

  • Steven Stover
    October 15, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    This pack must be headed over to Mamba

  • Steven Stover
    October 15, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    They are building some nice section 8 housing right across from the bus station too. Another 600 Main St.

  • Shackleford
    October 15, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Such pathetic excuses for humans.

  • Joe Max
    October 15, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Must have been more than a few EBT cards dropped in the melee. Some legit, just some !

    • Carlos Danger
      October 15, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      The city admin idiots waited 100 years to rebuild Union Station then they went and moved THE BUSSES in there!! THE BUSSES! Not JUST the busses , ie Peter Pan, which only runs to Springfield, and if that wasn’t bad enough, they toss the shitty city busses in there too! What could go wrong?
      As far as the hotels in this city go, they are no different than all of our illustrious and so-called barber shops- merely fronts for drug dealing and underage prostitution. Wonder why the city fathers back this again…..?

      • April
        October 16, 2016 at 11:54 pm

        Carlos danger? Isnt that the screen name of that embarassing Weiner guy? Why

      • April
        October 16, 2016 at 11:55 pm

        I know this isnt Anthony Weiner

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