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This is “pastor” Laura Everett:
I put pastor in quotations because often these “pastors” are really just SJWs who got an online theology degree and now use their pastor status to get paid to push their political agenda while avoiding paying taxes. Pastor Sarai “Ti-ti ho” Rivera is often the first name that comes to mind. I don’t know about you, but my pastor doesn’t leave voicemails like this for her sister:
People like this bring politics to the pulpit. I like my religion and my politics separate, but that’s just me.
Well, Laura Everett was driving through Route 20 in Charlton the other day when she saw a billboard advertisement for Garieri Jewelers & Clare Channel Outdoor and got woke as young folk on coke….
Yup, that’s right – this billboard is racist:
A satirical advertisement that infuses a well known political protest into a harmless way to get you to buy an engagement ring. She also forgot to point out that it’s sexist and transphobic to assume that the male is the one who has to get down on one knee and propose. But we’ll let her slide, because we can only be outraged by one thing at a time.
Tangent: To me the most offensive part of this billboard is that you have to buy a ring to get married. There’s no bigger scam than the diamond ring scam. It’s a stupid rock that isn’t exactly rare, which only has value because diamond companies have convinced women that they need a rock on their finger to show off to their friends. It does nothing. I would’ve rather proposed to my wife by getting down on one knee and giving her keys to a new car. Because a car has actual utility and can you can use it for stuff. A diamond is an inanimate object that does nothing. And yes, I bought one because you have to buy one in order to not get yelled at by my wife.
Anyway, Garieri Jewelers also got SJWs all fired up last year when they put up this billboard:
Once again, they infused satire with sales. It’s funny because guys kind of have to buy their girlfriend a diamond ring or they’ll never hear the end of it. Buying them a diamond ring makes them stop talking about you buying them a diamond ring.
Nevertheless the outrage patrol from across the country flooded their Yelp page with one star reviews:
Even though none of these people has ever done business there, they still left these fake reviews because evidently the billboard inferred that Garieri Jewelers “thinks women should shut up or be stoned.” Plus, “they don’t get to decide what is offensive.” Only the woke patrol can do that. The “customer is always right” even though they live nowhere near Sturbridge, and were never customers in the first place.
Pastor Patriarchy remembers….
Some people told her she was being ridiculous and to pump the brakes.
LOL. Just kidding. Everyone knows social justice warriors don’t allow dissent, common sense, or differing opinions. That’s hate speech and needs to get shut down!! SJWs don’t like disagreements or hearing other people’s opinions. They like echo chambers where they can try to outwoke each other to see who is the most outraged of them all, which is exactly what Reverend Racebaiter’s legion of exclusively white followers did….
Of course these uber tolerant individuals plotted about how they’d go into this business for the sole intention of damaging the store’s property simply because their advertising campaign offended them…
John Stephen Dwyer will be stopping by to literally puke on your stuff. That’s how committed he is to fixing racism. That makes him good right?
What’s really crazy is that people like him work in Academia….
This is what you’re paying for when you send Johnny off to college – to have your kid brainwashed by Mustache Mansplain.
Of course he’s just virtue signaling to people of color.
Just kidding, he doesn’t actually associate with any people of color….
Because in reality he’s a quasi-white nationalist who only hangs out with other white people, then pretends to not be a racist by pretending to be offended by a billboard. Oldest trick in the book.
Pastor Patriarchy wasn’t the only woman of the cloth who shared her outrage about it….
If you looked up SJW in the dictionary you’d see this face:
As you can see she got her theology degree from Candler School of Theology. We looked them up, and it turns out they are based out of Atlanta, and offer online degrees. Literally anyone can become a pastor if you give them money. And you don’t even have to do well in their “classes” because these are their academic requirements:
C’s and D’s, get degrees. I’m a pastor too!!
Seriously, click on any of these people’s pages:
And you’re almost guaranteed to find this:
Wypipo with safety pin profile pictures, pretending to care about the plight of black people. Never fails.
One brave individual did attempt to ask Pastor Patriarchy if she’d ever done business at this store. After all, she was using her influence as a pastor to slam them without actually going there. Here’s what happened….
Newsflash – Jesus didn’t go around lecturing small businesses about how racist they are. Stop comparing yourself to Jesus. Jesus cared about the dignity of all people, including the police, who NFL players are spitting in the face of every time they take a knee. Colin Kaepernick donated money to Assata Shakur, who killed a cop in the 70’s, broke out of prison, and fled to Cuba where she remains in exile. This has nothing to do with fighting back against racism, and everything to do with supporting cop killers.
But even so, we don’t know Garieri’s politics. The billboard is satirical. It infuses current events and pop culture in order to get a laugh and build their brand. You can believe in the NFL protests and still put a billboard like this up.
But as it turns out the guy who owns Garieri Jewelers is in fact a conservative, he does oppose the protests, and he is the definition of no fucks given.
Evidently one of the Reverend Racebaiter’s sheep began harassing the store by leaving messages, demanding they explain their advertising campaign to a woman who clearly is not a customer. The response she got was awesome:
HAHAHAHHAHA. “Devaluing free speech.” Becky, what do you think you’re trying to do? You’re literally trying to curtail their free speech because you don’t like it.
Then the owner, Scott Garieri showed up and lit them all on fire…..
RACISM ISN’T FUNNY!!! Don’t you see the safety pin??
Then he gave them an epic burn…..
“As long as you boycott my store I’m happy.”
Where have you been all my life Scott? Please send us an email at [email protected] Whatever they’re charging you for a billboard we will beat it. We get more daily traffic than Route 20 and probably charge a fraction of the price. Our followers are exactly the kind of clients you’d want, and we have a strict no snowflakes allowed policy. In order to advertise with Turtleboy you have to almost welcome “boycotters” like this and enjoy upsetting them. This is what we do for a living. Let’s get rich together.
Then one of her followers, Chris Newsome, showed up to show everyone how tolerant he is by suggesting that people who think differently from him shouldn’t be allowed to have babies, telling people to rot in hell, telling people to kill themselves, and vowing to urinate on Garieri Jeweler’s sidewalk…..
This is ultimately what SJWs do. They try to silence anyone who disagrees with them by any means necessary. They force their political opinions down your throat, and if you don’t like the way it tastes they call you a racist and harass you until you stop saying things they don’t like. We need more business owners like Scott, and more businesses like Garieri Jewelers, who not only don’t back down from these people, but let them know that they welcome the loss of the business they never got from them in the first place.