Social Justice Warriors

Badass Sturbridge Business Owner Refuses To Backdown When Reverend Racebaiter Starts Harassment Campaign Over Harmless Satirical Billboard On Route 20 That She Thinks Is Racist

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This is “pastor” Laura Everett:

I put pastor in quotations because often these “pastors” are really just SJWs who got an online theology degree and now use their pastor status to get paid to push their political agenda while avoiding paying taxes. Pastor Sarai “Ti-ti ho” Rivera is often the first name that comes to mind. I don’t know about you, but my pastor doesn’t leave voicemails like this for her sister:

Just sayin.

People like this bring politics to the pulpit. I like my religion and my politics separate, but that’s just me.

Well, Laura Everett was driving through Route 20 in Charlton the other day when she saw a billboard advertisement for Garieri Jewelers & Clare Channel Outdoor and got woke as young folk on coke….

Yup, that’s right – this billboard is racist:

A satirical advertisement that infuses a well known political protest into a harmless way to get you to buy an engagement ring. She also forgot to point out that it’s sexist and transphobic to assume that the male is the one who has to get down on one knee and propose. But we’ll let her slide, because we can only be outraged by one thing at a time.

Tangent: To me the most offensive part of this billboard is that you have to buy a ring to get married. There’s no bigger scam than the diamond ring scam. It’s a stupid rock that isn’t exactly rare, which only has value because diamond companies have convinced women that they need a rock on their finger to show off to their friends. It does nothing. I would’ve rather proposed to my wife by getting down on one knee and giving her keys to a new car. Because a car has actual utility and can you can use it for stuff. A diamond is an inanimate object that does nothing. And yes, I bought one because you have to buy one in order to not get yelled at by my wife.

Anyway, Garieri Jewelers also got SJWs all fired up last year when they put up this billboard:

Once again, they infused satire with sales. It’s funny because guys kind of have to buy their girlfriend a diamond ring or they’ll never hear the end of it. Buying them a diamond ring makes them stop talking about you buying them a diamond ring.

Nevertheless the outrage patrol from across the country flooded their Yelp page with one star reviews:

Even though none of these people has ever done business there, they still left these fake reviews because evidently the billboard inferred that Garieri Jewelers “thinks women should shut up or be stoned.” Plus, “they don’t get to decide what is offensive.” Only the woke patrol can do that. The “customer is always right” even though they live nowhere near Sturbridge, and were never customers in the first place.

Pastor Patriarchy remembers….

Some people told her she was being ridiculous and to pump the brakes.

LOL. Just kidding. Everyone knows social justice warriors don’t allow dissent, common sense, or differing opinions. That’s hate speech and needs to get shut down!! SJWs don’t like disagreements or hearing other people’s opinions. They like echo chambers where they can try to outwoke each other to see who is the most outraged of them all, which is exactly what Reverend Racebaiter’s legion of exclusively white followers did….

Of course these uber tolerant individuals plotted about how they’d go into this business for the sole intention of damaging the store’s property simply because their advertising campaign offended them…

John Stephen Dwyer will be stopping by to literally puke on your stuff. That’s how committed he is to fixing racism. That makes him good right?

What’s really crazy is that people like him work in Academia….

This is what you’re paying for when you send Johnny off to college – to have your kid brainwashed by Mustache Mansplain.

Of course he’s just virtue signaling to people of color.

Just kidding, he doesn’t actually associate with any people of color….

Because in reality he’s a quasi-white nationalist who only hangs out with other white people, then pretends to not be a racist by pretending to be offended by a billboard. Oldest trick in the book.

Pastor Patriarchy wasn’t the only woman of the cloth who shared her outrage about it….

If you looked up SJW in the dictionary you’d see this face:

As you can see she got her theology degree from Candler School of Theology. We looked them up, and it turns out they are based out of Atlanta, and offer online degrees. Literally anyone can become a pastor if you give them money. And you don’t even have to do well in their “classes” because these are their academic requirements:

C’s and D’s, get degrees. I’m a pastor too!!

Seriously, click on any of these people’s pages:

And you’re almost guaranteed to find this:

Wypipo with safety pin profile pictures, pretending to care about the plight of black people. Never fails.

One brave individual did attempt to ask Pastor Patriarchy if she’d ever done business at this store. After all, she was using her influence as a pastor to slam them without actually going there. Here’s what happened….

So woke!!

Newsflash – Jesus didn’t go around lecturing small businesses about how racist they are. Stop comparing yourself to Jesus. Jesus cared about the dignity of all people, including the police, who NFL players are spitting in the face of every time they take a knee. Colin Kaepernick donated money to Assata Shakur, who killed a cop in the 70’s, broke out of prison, and fled to Cuba where she remains in exile. This has nothing to do with fighting back against racism, and everything to do with supporting cop killers.

But even so, we don’t know Garieri’s politics. The billboard is satirical. It infuses current events and pop culture in order to get a laugh and build their brand. You can believe in the NFL protests and still put a billboard like this up.

But as it turns out the guy who owns Garieri Jewelers is in fact a conservative, he does oppose the protests, and he is the definition of no fucks given.

Evidently one of the Reverend Racebaiter’s sheep began harassing the store by leaving messages, demanding they explain their advertising campaign to a woman who clearly is not a customer. The response she got was awesome:

HAHAHAHHAHA. “Devaluing free speech.” Becky, what do you think you’re trying to do? You’re literally trying to curtail their free speech because you don’t like it.

Then the owner, Scott Garieri showed up and lit them all on fire…..

RACISM ISN’T FUNNY!!! Don’t you see the safety pin??

Then he gave them an epic burn…..

“As long as you boycott my store I’m happy.”

Boom. Roasted.

Where have you been all my life Scott? Please send us an email at Whatever they’re charging you for a billboard we will beat it. We get more daily traffic than Route 20 and probably charge a fraction of the price. Our followers are exactly the kind of clients you’d want, and we have a strict no snowflakes allowed policy. In order to advertise with Turtleboy you have to almost welcome “boycotters” like this and enjoy upsetting them. This is what we do for a living. Let’s get rich together.

Then one of her followers, Chris Newsome, showed up to show everyone how tolerant he is by suggesting that people who think differently from him shouldn’t be allowed to have babies, telling people to rot in hell, telling people to kill themselves, and vowing to urinate on Garieri Jeweler’s sidewalk…..

This is ultimately what SJWs do. They try to silence anyone who disagrees with them by any means necessary. They force their political opinions down your throat, and if you don’t like the way it tastes they call you a racist and harass you until you stop saying things they don’t like. We need more business owners like Scott, and more businesses like Garieri Jewelers, who not only don’t back down from these people, but let them know that they welcome the loss of the business they never got from them in the first place.


38 Comment(s)
  • Rev. Anonymous
    September 8, 2018 at 12:59 am

    Any clergy that engage in such SJW whininess are a discredit to the vocation, the Pope included.
    I wear the collar but that doesn’t give me the right to suppress someone’s free speech or right to hamper someone’s activity in legal commerce. Same goes for political choices.
    Do I believe Satan has a hand in some of the world’s events and the leaders that are involved?
    You betcha. I think there’s a lot of folks that sold their souls, either figuratively or literally and many of them are in positions of influence both within and outside of government.
    What’s funny is the subversive elements usually try to discredit and silence any religious entities because it’s easier to mess up one’s moral compass without the guidance of religion.
    In this case, there are some useful idiots who are men and women of the cloth.
    Like Alinsky said, “By any means…”
    In any event may God Bless you all with health and good fortune. Or, if you choose not to believe, just have a nice day.
    PS- I think the billboard was funny as hell.

  • Dave Lind
    September 7, 2018 at 11:18 am

    Im having some difficulties… Is Chris Newcome a male or female, and secondly he/she is in a relationship with Leo Watterson, who I also cannot tell is male or female. Talk about totally FUCKED UP

  • TJB
    September 6, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Maybe they could open one of these ‘churches’ in Brockton; the kind where everyone dances around holding poisonous pissed off snakes. I would pay to watch the fun.

      September 7, 2018 at 9:10 am

      Talk to Michael Graham. He’s on record on his radio shows, his parents either ran a church or involved with a church that used snakes, etc. He can hook you up.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 6, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Rev. Laura looks like a fucking Zombie!!!!! Check out her eyes……… I’ll check out the brown one. Can I get a Hallelujah!!!!!!!!

  • David & Dennis Stanley
    September 6, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    She’s a fake pastor. We are the real deals! Tomorrow we are taking the a ride to Sturbridge to buy some bling for our underage girlfriends!

  • Deport Her Ass, Kaeperdick to
    September 6, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    My God! That shrill ratchet voice going back and forth from Ingrish to Pannish, that alone should be enough to excuse anybody from any crime by reason of insanity. “Mr. Adolf Hitler you stand accused of starting WWII AND 60 million deaths, what do you plead”. “I HAD THIS MESSAGE ON MY VOICE MAIL IT DROVE ME INSANE! INSANE! I TELL YOU”. After much deliberation we find the defendant Adolf Neidermeyer Hitler not guilty by reason of insanity. Next case, Mr. Manson you stand accused of….

    This Hispanica with a white collar is a person of god, bull-shit! She’s a fucking monster. Just for once wouldn’t it be a nice if the person bullied showed up and took care of business.

  • WormtownorBust
    September 6, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    I know where I’m going next time I want to get the wife some bling-bling.

  • Judge dread
    September 6, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    SJWs are like car alarms. No one cares when they go off, and everyone just wants them to shut up

  • Monutest monumetric
    September 6, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    I left the state of Massachusetts, but I will literally get on a plane and fly back there just to shop at Gaireri!

  • TJB
    September 6, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I have often wondered how these #reverands# get that title. Jesse, Sharpton, Wright. Now I want to why people follow them; they’re nothing but communist agitators with a dollar store diploma.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Needs a stiff dick
    September 6, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    The ” Reverend” is in need of a good stiff dick! That being said:
    Liberals are the most miserable people on the planet.
    Imagine going through life in a constant state of butt-hurt ?
    Everything is a “cause”.
    Everything is something to protest or resist.
    Everything is something to be “offended” over.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder to which there is no cure.
    Personally, Im glad liberals are so miserable and unhappy.
    Please kill yourselves and do us all a favor.
    Sacrifice yourself for your “woke” cause.
    Please !

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 6, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    Way to go Scott Garieri!

    I love your billboards! I don’t live near your jewelry store but any time I have a jewelry need from now on, I’m driving all the way to your store!

    Ignore the never happy liberals, and keep on keepin’ on!

  • JoeMomma
    September 6, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    The wife’s birthday is coming up and she has been hinting about earrings to match the rock on her finger, looks like I’ll need to make the long drive to Garieri…I’ll let them know the phony pastor sent me.

  • William Seabaugh
    September 6, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Unbelievable, LIBERALISM truly is a mental disorder, All these “reverends” and “churches” , most of them are in storefronts , old bldg.’s ect.. They register as a house of worship guess what TAX FREE, ,and I’m sure they get all kinda of deals with utility companies w/ the old guilt trip routine, so basically any money or donations that come in can go right in the reverends pockets
    Scumbags scamartists and publicity for them increases their flock of SHEEPLE

  • Pontius Pilate
    September 6, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Up here in the NE, the UCC isn’t so much of a church anymore as it is a community organizer for the progressive crowd, and it does it tax-free. Then they hide behind the Jesus cover for their beliefs…though I wouldn’t want to be one of them on the great getting up day and having to defend their passionate love of the D&C clean sweep.

    • Kim Un Jong
      September 6, 2018 at 6:27 pm

      I went to a Unitarian service once. I thought I was in a kindergarten class. Singing silly songs, 60 year olds acting like they were 6, it had a real ex hippy, Public TV/NPR crowd feel.

      • Martin Luther
        September 7, 2018 at 12:39 pm

        The Unitarians are even more mental than the UCC. Those halitosis-laden motherfuckers believe everything, which essentially means they believe nothing.

        The reformation went south way fast. If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn’t have nailed shit to the door.

        My bad y’all.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    September 6, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    No surprise that the “offended” Leslie MacPherson Artinian works at Harvard Divinity School.

  • MrSparkly
    September 6, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    I wish all moonbats would be eaten by zombies.

  • RegularJoe
    September 6, 2018 at 12:57 pm

    The billboard is brilliant marketing. SJW’s will continue race-bait and inflame racial tensions, while the rest of us see the world through much more positive view.

  • Mike Pence
    September 6, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    Rev Mary Nelson is a lodestar for restoring honor to public life and our national dialogue

  • see all the sheeple
    September 6, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    the internet is so broken, the pipes clogged with loser generated content.

  • bigdaddy
    Bill Clinton
    September 6, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    When “pastor” like Laura Everett: have sex do they only do missionary position or are they allowed others ? I am asking for a friend

    • The Beers Marty Walsh is Too Cowardly to Drink
      September 6, 2018 at 1:38 pm

      From the looks of her, I’d wager she prefers the scissor position, perhaps after dining at the Y.

    • W
      September 8, 2018 at 11:58 pm

      ATM Billy, ATM. Aint nothing wrong with the missionary position! Got shit dick? Clean it in her self cleaning oven, you know just like you did back in the day!

  • This is America Dammit
    September 6, 2018 at 12:49 pm

    Anyone about to buy jewelry should go to Garieri Jewelers. Let them know you read Turtleboy. They stand on the side of our Veterans. There was nothing even slightly racist on their billboards. These SJW’s are looking for anything they can possibly twist.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 6, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    Ohhhh, such feigned outrage…fauxtrage. STFU, already, you whiny cunts! This shit really needs to be tempered, as it is rapidly getting out of hand. Thanks, Marx and Alinsky.

  • AngryTurtle
    September 6, 2018 at 12:30 pm

    Approved! Nike should have this guy running their campaigns instead of losing 3.7B stock because they used a piss poor athlete like CK…

  • Bill Clinton
    September 6, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    Only a complete moron attends divinity school. Real pastors get their credentials for free from an online ministry like ULC or AMM.

    • eugene
      September 6, 2018 at 12:53 pm

      Amen brother

    • Al Gore
      September 6, 2018 at 2:35 pm

      I actually failed out of divinity school.

      • Pope Francis
        September 9, 2018 at 12:00 am

        Didn’t you invent Divinity School?

  • Stunt Penis
    September 6, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Awesome billboards! I’m visiting Garieri this weekend to buy some new jewelry for my wife and girlfriend.

    • Y
      September 6, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      Who gets the bigger diamond, the ball and chain or the side-piece?
      I’d probably give my gumar the bigger rock because she makes my rock harder than my old, crusty cunt of a wife.

      • Bill Clinton
        September 7, 2018 at 1:36 pm

        always have to buy something for the wife, even if it is trivial, when you buy something for the girlfriend. that way if she sees the charge from the jewelers on your credit card bill, her suspicions are not raised.

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