Social Justice Warriors

Bakery Becky Fooled LGBT Allies Into Giving Her Business By Claiming To Be Attacked For Being An “Ally,” Has Been Calling Out Trangender People On Facebook For Years


Last week we published a blog about a woman named Diana Batista, who was getting tons of new business after she sought out media attention by claiming that customers were not picking up their orders because she supported the LGBT community.

Of course nobody in the media questioned her, she got tons of free publicity and had lines out the door.

Well, as it turns out she actually doesn’t support the T in LGBT very much at all. Here’s a collection of her Facebook posts on that subject.

To be clear, I agree with her 1,000% on everything she posted. These should not be controversial takes, but the fact of the matter is that the woke mob doesn’t stand for it.

And ya know what? I actually respect this woman more now. Sure, she’s completely full of shit, but I have to tip my hat to her grift. The LGBT is the exact opposite of “marginalized” in our society. They’re the exact opposite – they’re commercialized and mainstreamed. And pretending to be attacked for being an “ally” during Pride month is brilliant marketing, which ended up working out perfectly.

“It blew Christmas out of the water, in just one day,” she said, selling a total of 752 bagels on just that Wednesday. 

“I was not prepared for that,” she said about the outpouring of support, some customers even showing up in rainbow-colored clothing — something that she continues to see today. 

Many people are buying gift cards and sending them to others, she said. One woman even called in to donate two dozen cupcakes to both the police and fire departments. Town Administrator John Coderre and Assistant Town Administrator Becca Meekins came by to show their support, along with Ben Downing, a former Massachusetts senator who’s currently running for governor in the 2022 race. 

People from as far away as New Zealand have called to offer their support, said Batista, and a librarian from Dallas bought a $50 gift certificate to donate to the staff at the Northborough Free Library. 

“We’ve had busloads of people driving from New York, Ohio — you name it,” she said. 

LOL. Fucking brilliant. Just look at these idiots in their “ally” shirts feeling good about themselves. They have no idea they’re giving their money to someone on my team who is playing them for the idiots they are.

I messaged Diana about it and she told me that she actually had no idea if she lost 11 orders because she supports gay people. She also said she voted for Donald Trump and was victimized for that too, but wouldn’t come on the Live Show because she’d actually have to answer tough questions from a real reporter.

I bet the woman in the Ally rainbow shirt feels much better that she drove all the way from Milford to support a business owner who voted for the man she considers to be the anti-Christ.

In a local town Facebook group some of the citizens did find her posts though and couldn’t believe they’d been duped! They also accused her of reselling cookies from Price Chopper in order to maximize profits from all the SJW business that was rolling in.

Oh, and this same exact story happened in Texas a few weeks ago which got national attention.


Step 1 – self-victimize.

Step 2 – profit.

Using their own playbook against them. They’re really mad about this.

“Maybe she changed her opinion from the wrong opinion to the right opinion, which makes me feel like less of an idiot.”

Oh, and there is speculation that the “Hope Bread” charity she runs is just a way to funnel more money into her struggling business.

But that’s just speculation. It’s not like Diana Batista is a liar who will lie and play off people’s emotions in order to maximize her profits. Not at all.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Buffalo Bill
    July 9, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    Going to tuck my junk away and dance to Goodbye Horses in honor of pride month.

  • Dom Perella
    July 8, 2021 at 10:11 am

    This reminds me of hulk hogan joining The NWO. What a great heel turn. Diana ,I salute you

  • Trump Won
    July 7, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    It’s embarrassing that Boston papers consider side-shows like this news. The brain-dead sheep in line at bakery belong in mental institution. Perhaps the Globe & Herald should publish article on underground tunnels found at White House used by Hussein & company. Or maybe report on the recent trips to Gitmo that John Brennan, Hillary, Bubba & Comey took.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 7, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    That picture of Kristen Desimone with her “Ally” shirt – it should be in the dictionary next to the word “smug.”

  • Hattie McBaggen
    Hattie McBaggen
    July 7, 2021 at 10:47 am

    I called it in the last post about this. Good for Diana. She should probably have allowed more time to elapse between this “incident” and her exposure as a Trump voter. She could have milked it for much longer.

    It makes one wonder how many other businesses are simply using the LGBTQIAlg/DDBDSM+ crowd for the sole purpose of profit. It makes sense. I am all in favor of using good old fashioned capitalism to exploit the emotions of the confused and fragile people in our society. It’s kind of what the pharmaceutical companies are doing to peddle their drugs and therapies on a grand scale.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    July 7, 2021 at 9:04 am

    Demi, pan, fluid, bone dry, angry, happy, sun-phobic, in the sunlight, multi-colored, black and white, racist, meat eating vegan, euro-centric African Asian, fringe capitalist-socialist, scientist-worm farmer.
    Blacks and LGBTQBLT-123whogivesafuck is making the world a clusterfuck of labels and false identities.
    Suck it up and get back in the closets where you belong.
    And stay off my beach.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    July 7, 2021 at 8:34 am

    Summerville is having a fucking conniption right now

  • Tim C
    July 6, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    I find it hysterical that Ray Mariano, that washed up Worcester wanker of a former politician, wrote a puff piece on this bakery in the Turtlegram. Classic Turtlegram. Opinions only, no facts, never any facts.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 6, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    I hate these people

  • Ah, yes...
    July 6, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    …I will have two apple turnovers and some self righteousness to go please.

  • Murica
    July 6, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    Smart girl. Just think of how happy those people in line felt. She filled them with endorphins. And filled her pocket. Well done.
    I agree that people that have a mental derangement should not have a right to expose other people to their affliction.
    There is no justification to expose women and young girls without their consent.
    Just because they think their schlager is a stick pussy.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 6, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    I’ve heard it before and it’s true: Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    July 6, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    Look at her FB profile pictures then look at the picture from the paper.

    FILTERS…Making Ugly People Look Good Since 2019.

  • Hu Fartted
    July 6, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    A wise man once said that there’s a sucker born every minute. These days, I’d say it’s every millisecond.

  • Natick Moms Suck
    July 6, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    HAHAHAHA to all the snotty ass Natick Moms who piled together and drove down to Northboro to help this poor, hurt, fragile woman. HAHAHAHAHA I hate Natick Moms!

      July 7, 2021 at 5:33 pm

      Not even gonna hate on her, Trump supporter who got alot of angry liberals to buy her muffins. We need more people like her ImO.

  • Orion
    July 6, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    God damn fucking sheep, look at them lined up like that in a knee-jerk political pandering reaction. I’m flabbergasted that anyone would drive from OUT OF STATE just to buy bread at a particular store. Even if it were the best bread on earth. I bet each and every one of the people in line took photos and made a point to virtue signal about what they were doing on social media.

    But did anyone really NOT see this coming? Every damn time. It’s always a hustle, because being part of the mainstream is VERY profitable, and LGBT/blm/whatever are VERY mainstream and extremely profitable. The exact opposite of what bleeding hearts claim those sentiments are.

  • BigMad
    July 6, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    The biggest chumps are at the Boston Globe who publicized this fraud and their dopey readers who commented by the dozen that this woman was an Ally and damned anyone who commented skeptically.

  • Kurt
    July 6, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Fuck them and their queer colored bagels. I have never wanted June over with so bad with those fucking rainbow colored logos’ everywhere. Way to kowtow corporate America. sickening

    • Murica
      July 6, 2021 at 4:19 pm

      I know it seems to have gone a little too far with thing. Our flag and our veterans get only one day and they get an entire month.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 6, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    Apart from the bullshittery, I respect her more. She’s not wrong. In fact I’d wager from anecdotal evidence that the L and G in LGBTQ+ don’t agree with the rest of the letters/symbols/emojis/cave drawings/fecal sculptures and wish they weren’t lumped in with the mentally ill.

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 6, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    .04% of the population (trannies) don’t tell the other 99.6% of the population how they should think/speak/act…

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 6, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    Wow, the taint is shocked!…shocked I say

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