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Bakery Becky Who Cried To The Media For Free Advertising Last Year Now Come Out As Bisexual On Her Business Facebook Page During Pride Month Even Though She’s Never Scissored And Is Marrying A Man

 

Last year we published a blog about Jennifer Lasala, the owner of Jennifer Leigh’s Bakery in Worcester and Boston, after she got a lot of free publicity from the media after whining about how mean customers were to her, and claiming she wanted to shut down because of it. Her complaints came across as tone deaf to a lot of business owners who were not allowed to open at that time due to the lockdowns, while she could because donuts and cupcakes were “essential.”

She got what she wanted out of it though – free advertising and the ability to present herself as a sympathetic small business owner who was going to fight through adversity.

Well she’s back looking for attention and free advertising again, because she decided that Pride month would be a good time to announce to the world on her business page that she’s bisexual. Except there’s a catch – she’s getting married to a man and she’s never hooked up with a girl before.

I don’t care if this is controversial or not, so I’m just gonna say it – if you’ve never sucked a dick before then you ain’t gay. I know straight women who have had sex with women. It’s not like you’re a straight teenager who hasn’t lost their virginity. You’re an adult, and if you were really bisexual you would’ve acted on it by now. If you’ve never had a relationship with a woman, never hooked up with a woman, and are about to be married to a straight man for the rest of your life, then you’re not bisexual. You’re just capitalizing on Pride month, appropriating the sexuality of others, and doing it for the purposes of online marketing.

What a coincidence she announced this at the beginning of Pride month too. A normal post on her business page gets about 20 likes and not much interaction at all. This post yesterday got over 600, and showed up organically in my feed without me liking the page. This is how you advertise on Facebook without paying for it. The exact same bullshit she pulled last year.

Could she REALLY be bisexual? I suppose anything is possible. But as of now these are nothing more than thoughts in her head, and she could’ve easily just posted about it on her personal Facebook page. Instead she chose her business page because it’s good for business to do this during Pride month.

P.S. I would officially like to take this moment to come out as bisexual too. Although I have never taken a ride on the Reimer Railroad, I have thought about it once or twice, and you’ll just have to take my word for it that I would totally act on those impulses if I wasn’t married. Now please shower me with praise and share my Facebook page so I can get more likes and convert them to sales.

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • Randy Ryder
    June 6, 2021 at 8:27 am

    I feel sorry for whoever she marries, regardless of gender.

  • ALT RIGHT
    June 6, 2021 at 1:53 am

    Those fake talons probably have shit and vag. yeast under them. I wouldn’t eat anything she made.

    • micksmercantile
      June 13, 2021 at 3:59 pm

      Thank you!!!! I’ve been bartending for 26 years and if the hubby and I go out to eat and the waitress/bartender has 2″ long nails, we get drinks and leave. It’s beyond gross and I wish the board of health health would crack down on that bullshit.

      Every. Single. Woman. I’ve ever trained I’ve told them to get them cut down because:
      1. It’s nasty
      2. They can barely punch a register.
      3. They take for fucking ever to give a customer change. Not just coin but bills too.

  • no no
    June 6, 2021 at 1:03 am

    huh i didnt know you had to have sex with people to know your gender, so no one is straight until they have sex right then? is that how it works?

  • Stunt Penis
    June 5, 2021 at 7:18 am

    Unattractive. Chunky. Tats.

    Fucked up in the head.

    What a shocker.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    June 5, 2021 at 7:09 am

    Haha what a funny joke that you are gay, we all know you are totally kidding and this big is not about your own latent homosexuality.

    Sorry to break out to you TurtleBro, if you jerk off to gay porn then you are gay, even if you haven’t sucked a dick yet.

  • Captain Trips
    June 4, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    I never would have guessed that an unnatural hair-colored tattoo beast would be woke. Didn’t see that coming.

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 4, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    I wouldn’t even want this hippie cunt handling my food at McDonald’s. She looks dirty. How the fuck does she even manage to run a bakery?

    And no doubt this ugly ass skank with “badass” tattoos calls herself “fierce” and was part of “the resistance”

  • Ryan Butters
    June 4, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    Ngl that bitches bakery looks good af based on the photos on her FB. I may have to go there. I’ll let her know u sent me. She made cookie dough cannolis!

    • Vigil Ante
      June 4, 2021 at 6:37 pm

      All her shit is gluten free. It might look good, but probably tastes like ass.

  • Inflamed Anus
    June 4, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    It’s really sad that your dick is hard because you have exclusive use of the name “Spic Tormentor”, just saying.

    • Spic Tormentor
      June 4, 2021 at 7:56 pm

      I wouldn’t really say my dick is hard, but it’s nice to finally get rid of all my wannabes and impostors. Bet you are one of them. lol.

      • Inflamed Anus
        June 5, 2021 at 6:18 am

        Nah, it was a joke man. I agree with you that the imposter posts were out of control

  • Spic Tormentor
    June 4, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Thank God, about fucking time this website implemented a login system.

    And thanks for giving me exclusive rights to the Spic Tormentor username, I owe you one brother.

  • Matt Dizio
    June 4, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Nice move with the login system Aidan, hopefully it cuts down on the spammers and all of my faggot fucking impostors.

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