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Bangor Beaver Retriever Handing Out Free Narcan, Syringes, Fentanyl Test Strips Just Got Out Of Jail For Violent Robbery, Made Junkie Jams Album To Get People Clean Behind Bars

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Meanwhile in Bangor, this is happening.

Yup, that’s right. They’re handing out Narcan, fentanyl test strips, and syringes to junkies so they can get high, overdose, and then fix themselves by washing it down with some Narcan. What could possibly go wrong??!!

Where’s the EpiPen and insulation station? Ya know, for people who didn’t choose to get their “disease.” Asking for a friend.

This is the BLT-123 who seems to be in charge.

As you can see, she uses the international Facebook filter for “I’m about to relapse, but please pat me on the back and tell I’m clean anyway.”

Marion Anderson has Google trophies that have grown their own Google trophies, and has spent a significant amount of her life incarcerated.

When she was in jail the Press Herald did a puff piece about her singing junkie jams to get addicts clean, even though she was in jail for never ending robbery sprees in order to feed her “disease.”

That article was written in 2013 and they were treating her like some sort of model for sobriety. Not only was she clean, but she could teach others how to get clean too. Except after she was released her and two junkies robbed and beat the shit out of some dude she set up in 2016 and nearly killed him. Her partner in crime of course was her scissoring sidekick Terra Farnham.

But like I said, she’s clean now so she’s totally in a position to hand out Narcan and syringes to junkies so they can go and kill themselves. But at least they’re clean needles so they don’t have to worry about contracting Hepatitis first. See? She’s fixing things!!

And don’t you dare come to her page and point out the obvious fact that she is enabling and encouraging drug addiction while pretending to be doing something positive for the community.

“Your statement makes the mother a villain.”

Bitch, she overdosed and left her kids without a mother. She chose drugs over them. She is the villain, and so are you for enabling her. Fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.

How is this legal? I understand it’s Maine, and it’s nothing more than trees, white trash, junkies, and moose. But how the fuck did a junkie get her hands on this much Narcan? And how is it legal to not only let junkies shoot up at your “church,” but advertise it on Facebook where anyone can see it?

19 Comment(s)
  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 12, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I was going to comment on this article but then I saw an ad for Toyota containing Jan and I got distracted. Jan is hot.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    December 12, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    She’s not the only one doing this up in Maine, but most of these operations are state-certified.
    “Any program, including a mobile site, is required to carry a copy of their certification.” But it’s also illegal for non-medical personnel to hand out syringes.
    (“In this church, salvation comes with a clean needle…” Press Herald, 10/31/2018/10)

    Activists justify injection sites by saying it “keeps junkies alive” until they get scared enough or disgusted enough to finally get help, and that it reduces the spread of infectious diseases that needle freaks carry.

  • Bill
    December 12, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Hey Marion, are you a girl, or are you a guy? Marion is a girls name, faggot.

    • Scott
      December 12, 2018 at 11:59 am

      She’s named after fellow junkie Marion Barry.

  • Peoperidge Farms Remembers
    December 12, 2018 at 10:02 am

    Imagine the stink coming from these ugly bitches crotch. What ugly dirty disgusting human beings. I’m sure you’re the ones making a huge impact on your fellow junkies lives. Why don’t you all just walk into the ocean and drown yourselves. You are ruining our society. What a shame what these junkies have done to Maine

  • Independent Thinker
    December 12, 2018 at 8:17 am

    Safe injection? How about not leaving your dirty needles lying around for someone to step on. And don’t break into people’s houses in order to fund your habit, because many of us are armed. Unfortunately, in this state, too many are unarmed, although the gangbangers are all armed, be it illegally.

  • The conspiracy guy
    December 11, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    We all know that fentanyl is part of China’s ongoing social war against the US right?

    • z
      December 11, 2018 at 6:36 pm

      You make it sound like it’s a bad thing.

  • Roger
    December 11, 2018 at 4:23 pm

    What we need is public killings again.Get the communities together in there town squares, gather the worst of the worst ( like these 2), and just 2 to the back of the head. I bet this “disease epidemic” would go away faster than the measles!  That would be a prescription medication that would have no negative side effects

    • z
      December 11, 2018 at 7:45 pm

      No need to be that drastic. Stocks worked in the 16 + 1700s. I’m a firm believer that shame and ridicule at a face to face level could work wonders.

      One would think Google prizes and stories from web sites like this would be enough.
      But we see repeat offenders all the time.

      I think the reason they repeat is because they hang with the same kind of people. No shame because it’s just part of the way they live. You notice how many people swear they are going to sue TBS because of this and that? That shows that they are aware things are different when what they do is known by people they don’t hang with.

      • Sonny's Mom
        December 12, 2018 at 1:27 pm

        You are correct. Believe it ir not, this has actually been studied scientifically. Even after years of clean and sober living, just being back in the same PLACE where they once used to inject will trigger the craving to “use” all over again.

  • WuTaint Clam
    December 11, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Prison must be like a free trip to Hedonism for those types. Where’s the downside to bad behavior?

  • Exit 69
    December 11, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    She should get introduced to the Exeter teacher together. They would make a couple of great linebackers….

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    December 11, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    “substance use disorder”

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 11, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      I wonder how many “undocumented immigrants have” “substance use disorder”

  • Clitty Litter
    December 11, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Free Narcan and toiletries is a interesting, yet transparent, way to pick up vulnerable chicks.

    Would kill it in the Woo.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 11, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    “Insulation Station”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 11, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    They always have money for tattoos but have to steal for their fix

    Neck tattoos are awesome. I see one, and it’s ‘instant scumbag I will never trust’

    Great way to brand yourself as a scumbag

  • Sweet Jesus
    December 11, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    The red head… Thats a Woman? WTF?

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