Barstool Hired A Token Gay Blogger Who’s Already Linking To The Huffington Post, And They’ve Shut Down Their Comments Section
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Want more proof that Barstool Sports is now officially the Huffington Post Jr? They went and hired themselves a token gay blogger:
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 6, 2017
Which is great. Because we fully support gay rights at Turtleboy Sports. And if this guy is funny, then more power to them. But if they’re just hiring a gay guy so they can show the world how diverse their staff is, then that’s the very definition of political correctness. And as you can see, Gay Pat isn’t very funny at all:
And what article does Gay Pat link at the top of his post? That would be the Huffington Post of course:
But yea, they haven’t sold out at all. This particular blog was about the Census Bureau, which is an extremely entertaining topic to blog about when you’re a sports and entertainment site “by the common man, for the common man.” Basically the Huffington Post and the Huffington Post Jr’s beef with this is that the Census Bureau will no longer be asking you if you’re gay. Because I was under the impression that what takes place in your bedroom was none of the government’s business. Isn’t that what we wanted? But I guess according to Barstool Sports this is a problem:
Stop right there. On what strange planet is Donald Trump’s administration not “pro-gay?” Did they miss when Hillary and Obama BOTH opposed gay marriage when it actually counted? Did they miss how Donald Trump has never had a problem with gay marriage? But yea, hilarious stuff from the common man’s blog.
And it wouldn’t be a comedy blog if they didn’t talk about resource allocation:
HILARIOUS!! Viva!! Where can I buy a $34 tee-shirt?
Look, we’d love to have a gay blogger here at Turtleboy Sports. Not because they’re gay, but because they’re entertaining and spit nothing but hot takes. Gay Danny the undertaker with the potty mouth from the comments section is kind of our token guy right now. If he wants to give blogging a shot we’d give him a chance. But the last thing we’re ever gonna do at Turtleboy is start appeasing social justice warriors by hiring unfunny people, just because they fill in a couple diversity checkboxes.
P.S. The diehard stoolies are noticing it, and they’re letting them have it in the comments section. Probably why they elected to ban people from commenting:
Cool blog for the common man. When’s the last time we shut down our comments section? Oh yea, never. This is why Turtleboy is taking over – because you can say whatever you want here and we didn’t sell out to politically correct dooshnozzles.