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Barstool Hired A Token Gay Blogger Who’s Already Linking To The Huffington Post, And They’ve Shut Down Their Comments Section

Barstool Hired A Token Gay Blogger Who’s Already Linking To The Huffington Post, And They’ve Shut Down Their Comments Section

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Want more proof that Barstool Sports is now officially the Huffington Post Jr? They went and hired themselves a token gay blogger:

Which is great. Because we fully support gay rights at Turtleboy Sports. And if this guy is funny, then more power to them. But if they’re just hiring a gay guy so they can show the world how diverse their staff is, then that’s the very definition of political correctness. And as you can see, Gay Pat isn’t very funny at all:

And what article does Gay Pat link at the top of his post? That would be the Huffington Post of course:

But yea, they haven’t sold out at all. This particular blog was about the Census Bureau, which is an extremely entertaining topic to blog about when you’re a sports and entertainment site “by the common man, for the common man.” Basically the Huffington Post and the Huffington Post Jr’s beef with this is that the Census Bureau will no longer be asking you if you’re gay. Because I was under the impression that what takes place in your bedroom was none of the government’s business. Isn’t that what we wanted? But I guess according to Barstool Sports this is a problem:

Stop right there. On what strange planet is Donald Trump’s administration not “pro-gay?” Did they miss when Hillary and Obama BOTH opposed gay marriage when it actually counted? Did they miss how Donald Trump has never had a problem with gay marriage? But yea, hilarious stuff from the common man’s blog.

And it wouldn’t be a comedy blog if they didn’t talk about resource allocation:

HILARIOUS!! Viva!! Where can I buy a $34 tee-shirt?

Look, we’d love to have a gay blogger here at Turtleboy Sports. Not because they’re gay, but because they’re entertaining and spit nothing but hot takes. Gay Danny the undertaker with the potty mouth from the comments section is kind of our token guy right now. If he wants to give blogging a shot we’d give him a chance. But the last thing we’re ever gonna do at Turtleboy is start appeasing social justice warriors by hiring unfunny people, just because they fill in a couple diversity checkboxes.

P.S. The diehard stoolies are noticing it, and they’re letting them have it in the comments section. Probably why they elected to ban people from commenting:

Cool blog for the common man. When’s the last time we shut down our comments section? Oh yea, never. This is why Turtleboy is taking over – because you can say whatever you want here and we didn’t sell out to politically correct dooshnozzles.



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16 Comment(s)
  • on it's back
    May 24, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    Just think of it he invite three of his friends & share the stool……. thanks again

  • Fact Checker
    May 12, 2017 at 6:35 am

    Did you really just pose the question, “how is the Trump Administration anti-gay”? For one, our VP is a known supporter of conversion therapy as he views homosexuality as a disease that can and should be eradicated. Do I believe Trump is inherently anti-gay? No,but I do think he is a giant, selfish baby who doesn’t have any qualms about throwing gay people or anyone else under the bus to get what he wants. His power trip has caused him to elect some very dangerously divisive individuals to his cabinet. To say that his Admin is not anti-gay is ridiculous. And yes, Hillary is a hypocrite who only bowed to supporting gay marriage when it was necessary to her agenda, but Obama is/was anti-gay marriage? I’m not a huge Obama nut but federal marriage equality was a benchmark of his presidency. This blog doesn’t have to be “politically correct” but I would enjoy it if facts would be held in a higher regard than ones emotionally fueled allegiance to a political party.

    • The B
      May 12, 2017 at 7:19 am

      Did you really give Obama credit for what the Supreme Court did? Sad. Obama is not the big defender of gay rights everyone wants to remember him as. The truth is that no politician is going to fully support the gay agenda, there’s too much to lose on the other side. But until Trump signs something like the Defense of Marriage Act, he’s not anti gay in my book.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    May 11, 2017 at 8:09 am

    It actually makes a lot of sense hiring a gay blogger. Barstool is nirvana for pussies.

  • Beige Caulk
    May 11, 2017 at 7:21 am

    Barstool went down the tubes as soon as they hired Nardini. I stopped reading about 5 months ago when my son’s buddy said “Viva” when he left my house.

  • Izzi
    May 10, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    First of all hiring a liberal gay writer in 2017 is as groundbreaking as hiring a woman. My God, liberal gays are a protected class – disagree with them and the SJW’s will rise up and call you a homophobe. There was nothing particularly cutting edge about that story that you couldn’t get from a straightey – are f-in kidding me with that lame ass take. You choose the census as your first blog – that’s the best story that’s out there – the one that you could let your gay light shine with? You suck. You’re trying too hard. Is being gay the only experience you have on your resume?

    You want to be groundbreaking – hire a conservative gay writer. There’s a perspective you don’t get to read often – one that could actually make people think.

    He looks like Adam Sandler in every dumbass role he’s ever played – and that’s not a compliment.

  • Chone
    May 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    They close comments once the blog is up for a day or two, not just this one. Get your facts.

  • Ringo
    May 10, 2017 at 2:32 pm

    barstool is definitely on a downward trajectory

  • stoolie
    May 10, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    Comment Sections close 24 hours after every blog, moron

  • May 10, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Turd boy lets calm is the fuck down you peasant. I couldn’t even find the words in your post in between your brutal mom and pop ads. Gay Pat is new, get off his dick, although he may like that you’re on it 🙂

  • Bill
    May 10, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Barstool’s new crop of “personalities” is atrocious.

  • EmfnT
    May 10, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    I would think that gays would be upset if the question was on the census because then they might think that they are being profiled or singled out. Don’t they all want to simply be treated exactly the same as everyone else? i don’t get it.

  • Izzi
    May 10, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    How do you know you don’t already have a blogger who’s gay? Is that a question on the application?

  • Loyal Turtle Rider
    May 10, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Fuck barstool

  • Rightwinger
    May 10, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    You’re right, Barstool sucks!!! Keep telling yourself that as they dominate the genre!!!!!

    • Rightwinger's Prison Wallet
      May 10, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      I once sat on a barstool, but it disappeared up in there never to be seen again.

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