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Local hippies have been complaining about Turtleboy Sports since we started. They call us racist, sexist, misogynist, and whatever other buzzwords are hot right now in the PC community. But honestly, Turtleboy Sports is pretty small potatoes when it comes to hippie bashing. At the end of the day we’re just your average family feminist blog that fights crime and corruption. Most people are familiar with Barstool Sports, which is obviously a LOT bigger than Turtleboy (for now). But Barstool got that way because they don’t give a shit. They write whatever they want in their blogs and could care less if you don’t like it. The only people who boycott them are some wackjob feministos.
So my question is, why are local hippies giving this much more widely read Massachusetts blog a free pass while they come after us? They hate hippies too, and their commenters are a million times more racist than anything you’ve ever seen on our Facebook page. It’s like going after Whitco instead of Walmart. Turtleboy Sports is the Mom and Pop blog of the Bay State.
Well Barstool Sports finally must’ve realized what a joke our local hippies are because they finally went after them yesterday. Their target? OJJ himself, with the infamous beat down he took from Hillary Clinton:
Exactly. He makes a great point too – OJJ found a way to make Hillary Clinton likable. I dislike all the Republican candidates so much that I am just looking for a reason to like the democrats. Hillary somehow finds a way to make that impossible……until Orange Julius Jones shows up. I’m so happy OJJ decided to make a mockery of himself in front of the entire country. Now everyone can feel our pain. This video was such an epic OJJ fail:
What she’s saying is, “tell me what bill you want me to pass that can help you achieve whatever the hell it is you want to achieve.” But he doesn’t like that answer because OJJ and his comrades have no freaking clue what it is they want. Except for the ability to disrupt and inconvenience everyone else while drawing attention to themselves. That’s literally the only thing this lifelong loser wants. Attention. Because he has failed at every endeavor he’s ever attempted in life and needs an excuse to justify it. Racism will have to do.
The thing about this clown is that he’s NEVER wrong. Everyone else is always wrong. He complained that his racist white landlords evicted him because he couldn’t pay his bills:
He complained that the whole system is out to oppress him. He complained that Hillary wasn’t listening to him. He complained that Ed Augustus is pushing to have him prosecuted, despite the fact that Fast Eddy offered to drop the charges so long as he simply didn’t block any more traffic. Then he complained that this wasn’t fair because blocking traffic is his right. The capper was last week in court when he bitched and whined that the judge won’t let him wear a “Bulletproof Black Lives Matter” hooded sweatshirt in court. From Masslive:
Because rules don’t apply to him. Normal people get dressed up when they go to court. Not OJJ though. He’s oppressed and rules don’t apply to him. Rules are oppressive and racist. So he gets to dress up like a homeless man:
That right there is someone who has NO DESIRE to win this case. Because if he does then it means he can’t be the victim. And being the victim is the only thing he knows how to do.
“Everyone knows that Kelley Square is protected free speech, and we will win this.”
He really, genuinely seems to believe this. Despite the fact that it’s simply a scientific FACT that it’s against the law to do what he did, he still thinks this is an open and shut case in his favor. This is the type of delusion we are up against.
My lawyer won’t let me talk.”
Gee, I wonder why? Probably because he knows that everything you say is an embarrassment that hurts your case. Everything. He realizes what we all do – you’re the crazy guy on the corner who lost his marbles in Nam. I WISH his lawyer would let him talk just so we’d have some more material to laugh at as this trial goes forward.
So to recap here are the people who are wrong about the methods he uses to protest: the judge, Hillary Clinton, Ed Augustus, the Worcester Police Department, Joe Petty, Turtleboy Nation, all the people whose cars he chose to block.
Here are the people who are right in his feeble little mind: Julius Jones, Spanky McFarlane, Old Balls, and the rest of the hippie prize patrol.
That’s it. You think he’d ever look in the mirror and ask himself, I wonder why everyone who matters in this country thinks I’m in the wrong? LOL. Nope. Because people like OJJ are incapable of hearing another point of view, as we’ve seen from the Missouri and Yale hippie protesters.
Speaking of Spanky, he threw this gem out there today:
The four subsequently asked the city to drop the charges, but perturbed city officials were not receptive, at least not without conditions that would have bordered on the protesters giving up their right to free speech and peaceful assembly.
The conditions for the charges to be dropped were simple – no more blocking Kelley Square. They couldn’t do that, because according to Clive they’d be “giving up their right to free speech.” Spanky McFarlane knows that’s not true. He’s not as dumb as OJJ. He understands you’re not allowed to block an intersection without a permit. But he gets paid a lot of money to encourage these trolls to break the law, while he sits back and collects checks.
Just a reminder that last week Clive said that Michael Gaffney’s democratic election to the City Council meant that he was now a “slave master” using his “whip” on black people in Worcester:
We highly recommend you continue to call Rotmans, the Telegram’s biggest sponsor, to let them know you’re going to Bob’s Discount Furniture until they fire Clive: 508-755-5276.
Lots of people have also emailed Karen Webber at the Telegram, who has told them that she supports Clive because he has a right to write his opinion. And he does. But if enough people call and email her she’ll start to get the message that this one trick pony is bad for business: [email protected], 508-793-9232.
A commenter made a GREAT point the other day about the Kelley Square 4, that I’m gonna share with you all:
Its not what was said on that day you horse’s ass, its where you said it from, THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD YOU COWARDS! But you know that and act like you don’t. Thats exactly why nobody takes any of you frauds seriously.
Why not protest the entrance to the PD? No? Too much of a pussy?
Why not block Ed Augustus’ driveway? No? Not that big and bad?
Why not block the parking lot of the court? Make too much sense?
Why not block the parking garage at City Hall? Its so full of “institutional racism” why not go for the source right?
Why not block the gates to Worc County Correctional? Aint got the sack to back up your own words?
Why not block Joe Petty’s driveway? After all hes, the one perpetuating all this right?
Never thought of that. It’s so true though. Their beef is with the cops, the local government, the schools, and the “system” right? Why not block those places? Oh yea, because they’re scared little cowards who like to pick and bully innocent people driving through Kelley Square. They don’t have the GUTS to block the police station, the courthouse, the jail, or Ed Augustus’ driveway. Hey hippies, if you do that, then we’ll pressure the city to drop the charges. But we all know you won’t.
The bottom line is, our hippies in Worcester are some of the worst in the country. At least some of these other morons are willing to get arrested for what they believe in. These idiots won’t stop whining, and now they’re being laughed at by Barstool Sports too. So I guess my question is, what time does the Barstool boycott start? I mean, they make a lot more money than we do off of the messages in their blogs, so why are they wasting their time with Turtleboy?
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