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Baytown Police Body Cam Footage Shows Boris Clitoris Was High Out Of His Mind From Smoking Crack While Driving Trucks And Eating At Denny’s


The Baytown (Texas) Police have released body cam footage of Volodymyr Zhukovskyy being arrested after causing a disturbance at a Denny’s, while high as shit and possessing a crackpipe. Analysis of this video can be read on TB Daily News by clicking here


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35 Comment(s)
  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    June 28, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    I don’t like Baker that much, but the t.n.u.c. Healey is who should doing something.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 28, 2019 at 1:42 pm

      *be doing

  • Big Wick
    June 28, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Looked like he was practicing his dance moves for the rave later that night. Or thought he was treading water.

  • The Trashmen
    June 28, 2019 at 8:58 am

    A well a everybody’s heard about the bird
    B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
    A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
    A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 28, 2019 at 3:45 am

    His arsehole will be the size of a 5c coin we he goes into prison.

    And the size of an orange when he comes out.

  • Wwy
    June 28, 2019 at 12:20 am

    10 drunk drivers on motorcycles may be a factor too.

    • Your Uncle Ray
      June 28, 2019 at 1:25 am

      What the fuck is wrong with you?
      Didn’t mommy and daddy give you enough attention? You should look into professional help

    • STFU
      June 28, 2019 at 9:36 am

      What is your problem, anyway? Do you, seriously, disrespect everyone? Numerous eyewitness accounts put the chud crossing into their lane. You sound like a Russian anti Semitic sad old man. And you’re not even entertaining. End of story. Why don’t you Just. Go. Away.

    • Wwy
      June 28, 2019 at 5:30 pm

      Ok it’s karma then they didn’t fight a legit war so fuck them.

  • Jeff J
    June 28, 2019 at 12:03 am

    That mofo was doing the Class B meringue. Couldn’t have made it any more obvious.

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    June 27, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    What’s hilarious is all he had to do was refuse a search of his person and he would’ve walked away from the incident with that crack pipe in his pocket. If the cop didn’t need permission to search this pube, he wouldn’t have asked for permission 3x.

    Remember this when cops try to trick you into giving up your constitutional rights

    • You Must be Very Successful in.Life
      June 28, 2019 at 1:29 am

      Is that what you say to the cops when you have a wooden hobby horse jammed up your asshole?
      You’re a fucking tool

  • Skinny Pete
    June 27, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Dudes a human stick figure, what a dildo.

  • Farkeyuoush
    June 27, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    We all know the ma rmv loves to make a buck on the side with the illegals. This guy probably has a cousin that takes care of this stuff for the family.

  • whatevuh
    June 27, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Not exactly breaking news, and don’t pretend it is, I saw this two days ago

  • Klancy
    June 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Is there any legal way to turn his charges into federal charges? That would allow for the death penalty.
    Just a cheery thought.

    • Fringe
      June 28, 2019 at 9:31 pm

      Maybe with a narcotics charge if they found traces in his work vehicle and can determine a history of sale across state lines.

      The drugs taken from the house are an in to this. They just need the other two parts of the equation.

  • Bob Kraft
    June 27, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    He’s got a purty mouth.

    Not that there’s anything wrong about noticing that.

    God, I’ve to release some tension.

  • randiguy2006
    I'm a lawyer and...
    June 27, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Cops are dumb.

    Releasing this gives the defense ammunition to claim the jury pool is being tainted by a prior incident unrelated to the accident.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Raymond Kallaugher
      June 27, 2019 at 6:10 pm

      …..I’m a professional liar as well.
      Eat a big dick, asswad.

    • blackie o'connell
      June 27, 2019 at 9:38 pm

      Actually that is incorrect – past behavior is an indicator of present and future behavior – used all the time in courts of law

      • dball31211
        Phil McGraw
        June 27, 2019 at 11:35 pm

        And I also say that a lot on my show

    • Gotcha There
      June 28, 2019 at 1:32 am

      Body cam footage is public record. Seems like you’re the dumb one douchebag

    • Flea Bailey
      June 28, 2019 at 7:17 am

      Yeah at least one person in 100,000 saw this video. Big worry.

  • lisa flood
    June 27, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    back to the Ukraine no brain. why we should pay for this guy to sit in a jail cell all cushy in a jail cell in United States watching cable send his ass back to the Ukraine take his passport and put him on a no-fly list

  • WTF
    June 27, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    This fucking starting an article here and click baiting it is getting old fast.
    Write the story on both sites or don’t write it at all.
    It’s so fucking annoying it’s no wonder everyone is leaving this blog.

    • Jeff J
      Puss Nutz
      June 27, 2019 at 11:24 pm

      I know….cuz it’s soooo fucking hard to tap the read it “here” link. How in hell do you get through daily life? You must be one exhausted miserable prick.

  • george costanza
    The clenched starfish
    June 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    wasn’t this cunt hanging with marco from tropoia in the movie taken?

    • juror seven esq.
      June 27, 2019 at 5:03 pm

      “we are all Marco.”

  • Travis Rearick
    June 27, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Cool silver colored chain, I remember when everyone wanted those elementary school

    • Concerned Canadian
      June 27, 2019 at 11:46 pm

      My laugh was heard out loud.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    June 27, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    I’m sure he will be the favorite boy-toy of cell block 3.

  • ew
    June 27, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Gross what a loser all around

  • Henry Chu
    June 27, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    That boy has arms like bamboo stalk

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