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Of Course The RMV Fucked It Up Again And Is “Fixing” The Boris Clitoris Murder Of 7 Bikers By Suspending Licenses And Extorting Cash From People Who Got A DUI 16 Years Ago

Uncle Turtleboy / August 29, 2019

  Just a reminder that Transportation Secretary and Charlie Baker’s pet freak show Stephanie Pollack still has a job, despite…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Baytown Police Body Cam Footage Shows Boris Clitoris Was High Out Of His Mind From Smoking Crack While Driving Trucks And Eating At Denny’s

Uncle Turtleboy / June 27, 2019

  The Baytown (Texas) Police have released body cam footage of Volodymyr Zhukovskyy being arrested after causing a disturbance at a…

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The Reasoning For This RMV Rejection Letter For Turtle Rider’s CDL Permit Will Make Your Head Explode

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2019

  The Massachusetts RMV is not getting nearly enough blame for their role in allowing Volodymyr Zhukovskyy to obtain a CDL, giving…

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Bovine Blowfish RMV Head Resigns In Disgrace, Digs Plot In Turtleboy Graveyard For Letting Boris Clitoris Get His CDL 

Uncle Turtleboy / June 26, 2019

  In an unexpected turn of events, we have added another headstone to the Turtleboy graveyard. The head of the…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Westfield Transportation Should Burn In Hell For Hiring Boris Clitoris Despite Two DUI’s And Drug Arrests, As Well As A Long History Of Violations And Cutting Corners

Uncle Turtleboy / June 25, 2019

  In the last 24 hours we’ve learned even more disturbing news about Boris Clitoris, the truck driver arrested yesterday…

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Prepubescent Peter Was Just Arrested For Killing The 7 Bikers In NH, Russians Telling Turtleboy That He’s A Cokehead Who Went To The Beach The Next Day

Uncle Turtleboy / June 24, 2019

  The driver responsible for killing 7 bikers in New Hampshire on Friday afternoon was arrested today. But it looks…

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