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Bovine Blowfish RMV Head Resigns In Disgrace, Digs Plot In Turtleboy Graveyard For Letting Boris Clitoris Get His CDL 


In an unexpected turn of events, we have added another headstone to the Turtleboy graveyard.

The head of the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles has resigned amid the fallout from a deadly crash in Randolph, New Hampshire, that killed seven people associated with a Marine motorcycle club. Massachusetts Department of Transportation Secretary and CEO Stephanie Pollack said she has accepted the resignation of Registrar Erin Deveney. The truck driver involved in the crash, 23-year-old Volodymyr Zhukovskyy, of West Springfield, has pleaded not guilty to seven counts of negligent homicide.

I don’t even know who this blowfish is, but I humbly accept her resignation and welcome her into the Turtleboy graveyard. It’s bad enough that she’s admittedly culpable in this, she’s also guilty of a much, much worse crime – overseeing the RMV. The most dysfunctional organization ever known to mankind.

5 Investigates reported that Zhukovskyy has a history of driving under the influence charges and license suspensions. He was involved in a rollover crash in Texas just weeks ago, according to 5 Investigates.

Stop right there. Enough of this “According to 5 Investigates” bullshit. It’s “According to Turtleboy investigates.” We were the ONLY media outlet reporting that he was fired from his previous gig as a trucker in Texas because of a rollover crash. Now these FRAUDS are chiming in with their bullshit and lies about “5 Investigates.” Investigate who bleached the Banana Clam’s asshole.

Almost as shameless as “Just one station.”

We literally printed this story over 24 hours before they did, everyone knows we did, it was the biggest blog of the year, and they have the audacity and lack of self-awareness to chime in with “Just one station.” The mainstream media is now and always will be a joke.

Back to the story though…

According to Pollack, the Massachusetts RMV did not act on information provided by the Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicles regarding a May 11 incident that should have triggered the termination of Zhukovskyy’s commercial driver’s license. Former MassDOT Chief Operating Officer Jamey Tesler will take over as acting registrar of the RMV. Pollack said Tesler will lead an in-depth review of the Registry’s state-to-state data sharing processes to ensure the RMV acts as quickly as possible on any information shared by other states.

“The loss of life in any motor vehicle crash is a terrible tragedy and the massive toll this crash is taking on the families of the seven individuals who lost their lives, many of whom served this country, is impossible to comprehend,” Pollack said in a statement. “The Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles has a responsibility to enforce the laws governing safe operation of vehicles and carries out its mission to the best of its abilities.”

Zhukovskyy received a Massachusetts personal driving license on April 25, 2013, and received a Class A license, or CDL, on Aug. 3, 2018.

How the hell was the RMV not already sharing information with other states? So you’re telling me that a driver can get 20 DUI’s in 20 different states, and can still get a license in Massachusetts, no questions asked? Do they really expect us to believe that there wasn’t already protocol in place (ya know, like a computer) that could search a person’s name and find out details about their driving history? Sorry, not buying it. Not in Massachusetts, where the official mascot is a stack of incomplete forms with a pen that just ran out of ink lying on top of it.

This is pure speculation, but I think this is more sanctuary state bullshit coming from the Commonwealth. This shithead’s an immigrant and a criminal. In other words, he’s the patron saint of Massachusetts. A background search on him would make it hard for him to get his license, and could lead to deportation. What happened here aligns with this whole idea that “we’re not gonna search your background or your record because it might stop you from getting a license” nonsense that people like Maura Healey have been force feeding us since before Trump got elected.

I found this hard to believe.

Zhukovvsyy’s driving history did not have the number and type of violations that would have disqualified him under state and federal law from obtaining a Massachusetts CDL in August 2018. On May 11, 2019, Zhukovskyy received violations for an alleged OUI incident and refusing a chemical test in East Windsor, Connecticut.

This is Massachusetts. We invented regulation and red tape. You can lose your right to buy a gun if you have a medical marijuana prescription. Yet somehow you can get multiple DUI’s and still get a CDL. Makes sense.

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59 Comment(s)
  • Rick
    June 29, 2019 at 5:35 am

    Geeeezus fucking Christ! How much does that hog weigh? How does she fit that gigantic ass out of a doorway, or into a car? Maybe she tows it behind her on a trailer?

  • Build a wall at the airport terminal
    June 27, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    So just to be clear as I’m hearing different stories, is the pos Borak Jr in the US legally or not?

  • whatevuh
    June 27, 2019 at 7:10 pm

    There will be a shit-ton of lawsuits on this one, the State of Mass, the RMV, the trucking company (if there’s anything to get) this will get very, very ugly, and with good reason, they all have blood on their hands

  • wtf
    June 27, 2019 at 11:34 am

    “In other words, he’s the patron saint of Massachusetts.” hahaha DEAD.

    But really though, this state is so fcked up. I know people who wanted a CDL but couldn’t get it b/c they didn’t complete high school & have a damn diploma to show the company, but apparently having a record like this is fine if… you’re a [Caucasian] immigrant?

    • Rick
      June 29, 2019 at 5:37 am

      Very useful comments you retarded fuktard.

  • Livingston Buttertits
    June 26, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    They must’ve copied you and your investigation, must’ve! There’s no way they have access to search engines or to publicly accessible court records!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Patronage hire?
    June 26, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Here’s an investigatory angle for TB:
    Look into the “Nationwide search” ( insert sarcasm here) that led to her hire!
    Who’s d she know?
    Who’d she blow?
    We all know that the most qualified people get these jobs in State Government ( insert further sarcasm).
    Whatta ya say, TB?

  • Tater Lover
    June 26, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    “Even though she looks like a potato with T-Rex arms.”


  • Send him back
    June 26, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Rollins, Ryan…what say you? Awful quiet in that corner.

    AND Why do I have to bring all kinds of documents to the RMV to renew my license (which I have had for 35 years) if people with greens cards can get a CDL??

  • Moooooooo
    June 26, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Bovine Bliss

  • Ugly Stick ran away from her
    June 26, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    She looks like she is about to explode.

  • Mussolini
    June 26, 2019 at 11:28 am

    I bet a Affirmative Action hire gave him his license. Remember whitey, diversity is our strength.

  • RMV. =$$$
    June 26, 2019 at 11:23 am

    The RMV is the states biggest money grab. Illegal aliens are allowed to register cars here. Now they give illegals temporary drivers licenses too. When did they sneak that gift in? Shouldn’t that be voted on?

    • bigdaddy
      Bobby DeLeo
      June 26, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      No You peons are not worthy of voting for things like that. You will be obedient keep bending over grabbing your ankles and voting democrat and you will like it

  • TMZ
    June 26, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Celebrity look alike is Chris Farley as the fat chick from Wilson Phillips.

  • Barry
    June 26, 2019 at 10:34 am

    This is the same entity that will prevent you from renewing your license over unpaid parking tickets that you may not even be aware of. Priorities

    • bigdaddy
      June 26, 2019 at 11:06 am

      dont forget if you dont pay your excise tax not only will they hunt you to the ends of the earth but will quickly suspend your license and registration to

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 26, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Holy shit! That’s not a woman!

    THAT’s a hamster baby!

    Check inside her cheeks for hoarded seeds

  • randiguy2006
    Meet the new boss...
    June 26, 2019 at 10:01 am

    While its fun to poke at this sacrificial lamb, this wont change a thing.

    Some other friend of a friend will get put in the slot. And round and round we go.

    • z
      June 26, 2019 at 10:59 am

      It’s good to have friends. It’s good to make new ones.
      Friends do favors for friends.
      I’m betting she only “resigned” after higher up friends had a friendly conversation.

      I”m totally serious. If she’s a patronage higher, you have to make sure who her patron(s) is and whether you can live with the fall out and or whether the patron(s) is on board.

      Then you give her the face saving choice of resign or we start turning over rocks.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    June 26, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Wouldn’t want to go to lunch with her and have to pay the bill..

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 26, 2019 at 9:40 am

    I understand there’s something famous in Massachusetts called the big “Green Monster”.

    This is her, right?

  • Brock Turner
    June 26, 2019 at 9:07 am

    Yeah id love to sick my narrow D down her gullet

  • Little Timmy Leadfoot
    June 26, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Thanks for your contribution Erin! Great to see someone from Taunton and Suffolk Law School succeed with their neat little two story house and trimmed bushes (umm well dunno about down there). Great bipartisanship tubby! Go Dems!

  • Rita Gochingate
    June 26, 2019 at 8:50 am

    Dey tell me two look up people. Fuck dat. Too busy. Got a fake ID bizness to run for mi casa jovenes in La Lawrencia. big white whale and all dem white pip;o can fuckingf WAIT ALL YEAR CHINGA TES!

  • gina
    June 26, 2019 at 8:00 am

    What the hell is that thing on the side of her nose!??

  • Pig
    June 26, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Her linkedin page says she has worked for DCF . I wonder if she will update her Linked in page with her resignation due to the murder of 7 innocent people. Shouldn’t she be charged with Negligent manslaughter?

    Interim Commissioner
    Massachusetts Department of Children and Families
    April 2014 – February 2015 11 months

    Boston, Massachusetts

    • bigdaddy
      June 26, 2019 at 9:08 am

      she has worked for DCF – Devals cluster fuck The other state organization that is as corrupt and incompetent as the RMV

  • Gross
    June 26, 2019 at 7:51 am

    Is that a second nose growing out of her nose? Looks like she could become a school lunch lady easy enough.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 26, 2019 at 10:00 am

      Wouldn’t be much food left over for the kids, though.

  • Massholio
    June 26, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Requirements to be a senior level manager in MA: vagina, BMI greater than 50, Democrat. Wait I thought Chahlie Fakah was a Republican? I guess he’s too busy in Europe gassing about global warming, which apparently bypassed New England to bother vetting anyone.

  • Bingo Fuel
    June 26, 2019 at 7:26 am

    Old Tom Morris


    Ps Would NOT

  • bigdaddy
    June 26, 2019 at 7:17 am

    overseeing the RMV. The most dysfunctional organization ever known to mankind. I dont know the DCF is right up there as a fucked up organization too

  • bigdaddy
    Charlie Baker
    June 26, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Some one told me I was governor and should look into this . Is that true ?

    • Devil Patrick- worst gov. ever
      June 26, 2019 at 8:33 am

      Don’t worry Charlie, they’re just anecdotes.

  • bigdaddy
    June 26, 2019 at 7:03 am

    a driver can get 20 DUI’s in 20 different states, and can still get a license in Massachusetts, no questions asked? Only if they are not taxpaying citizens I had to renew by license last year and since I wanted the real ID one since I plan on getting on an airplane again instead of the crappy MA one I had to provide a birth certificate and everything else except for a stool sample. These shitheads on Beacon Hill want to give illegal aliens a license will there be a different set of documents needed ?

  • Gay Dave
    June 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

    Stop being such a soft cock and using the pseudonym Boris Clitoris with this cockroach.
    His actual full name should be blaster everywhere with the word murderer preceding it so there is no confusion.

    • Klancy
      June 26, 2019 at 10:32 am

      I gotta disagree. Let his name fade into glory hole obscurity. Let’s print and honor the names of those killed. Boris should fade away like the semen stain on life he is.

  • bill fleming
    June 26, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Illegal Aliens are a big problem go ask any Indian. How come Lying Liz wants to give reparations to blacks and gays but not to Indian tribes?

  • Dees nutz
    June 26, 2019 at 6:49 am

    I had my licence revoked in ME back in 1998 for excessive speeding. MA suspended my licence within a week. This is fucking bullshit.

  • Jack
    June 26, 2019 at 6:32 am

    State hack messing up, this time it cost lives. Guaranteed they’re other state workers guilty in this tragedy too!

  • Batman
    June 26, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Let the nationwide search start for the unemployable hack relative that will replace this unemployable hack relative. If this state just got rid of the useless made up jobs created during the past 10 administrations, we might have a chance. What am I saying, this is Massachusetts, we’re fucked, just bend over and take it. If this lady had to get her job on her own merits, she would be working the fry station at mcd’s. What a joke this state is., can’t wait to leave.

  • hartf811
    June 26, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Resignation and a sweet kiss in the mail. This is the most screwed up state Evah. Statie steals from the taxpayer and gets one day in jail suspended for time served. This Jane Swift heffilump tales the pipe only for the severance + a lifetime of never having to go to the RMV.

    • z
      June 26, 2019 at 6:31 am

      2 Staties got 1 day. The 2nd judge said it wouldn’t be fair to give the 2nd clown cop more time if the 1st one didn’t get any time. Different trials for each storm trooper.

      • bigdaddy
        June 26, 2019 at 7:13 am

        Once she cashes in her unused sick time vacation time and gets her pension she will still be able to waddle to the buffet table

      • Judge Judy
        June 26, 2019 at 7:20 am

        7 corrupt cops sentenced. 25 to go. What the fuck? Can ya speed it up a little?

  • DrEd
    June 26, 2019 at 5:55 am

    My guess is that it wasn’t just this — maybe the Feds found more.
    Remember the Haymarket scandal a while back of fake licenses for illegals?

    And wasn’t there something about her husband and oui?

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    You’re mum
    June 26, 2019 at 5:00 am

    Tb sucks nowadays. Taking credit for shit that you didn’t do. Technically I don’t think this kid should have had his CDL plus there is supposed to be random drug screen with your cdl. He must have found some loop hole.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 26, 2019 at 6:30 am

      “You’re Mum” = You are Mum. Jesus!

      Don’t like it here? Off you fuck, you illiterate fuckwit.

      • Linda
        June 26, 2019 at 6:47 pm

        You’re mum is correct, as in you are mum, mum means silent. “He was mum about the upcoming project”.
        If he wanted to say Your Mum he’d have said that.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 26, 2019 at 4:44 am

    Her subordinates failed and she’s gotta be the scapegoat. Guarantee this never reached her desk, but becausev90% of them are employed thanks to nepotism, she has to take the fall. Been working towards my CDL for a few months, it’s not easy to obtain, and this shithead somehow got his? How did he get past the DOT physical? How the fuck, did he even pass the road test? There’s plenty of shit to spread around here.

  • Gtfo
    June 26, 2019 at 4:20 am

    Even after this, the dumb dumbs in Massachusetts are still going to pull the D lever come election time. Guess this kid was just trying to turn his life around or something…….

  • Wwy
    June 26, 2019 at 1:22 am

    TB were all the bikers sober,it’s sad but they shouldn’t drink and drive.

    • Dr. Ed
      June 26, 2019 at 10:22 am

      The accident was caused by the truck

  • Still waiting for the nudes
    June 26, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Not sure why TB is claiming her as a victim of the TB graveyard…..she didn’t resign because of anything TB discovered.

    Kind of look foolish tooting your horn over this. Fine if you want to point out the mainstream media and how they always take credit for your work; but this isn’t anLeah Genduso situation.

    By the way any nudes of her yet? Still waiting

  • Rare
    June 26, 2019 at 12:39 am

    I actually give this lady credit for accepting responsibility for the errors of her organization. You don’t see that often from a government administrator. It’s not like she was the one sitting there waiting for the info from coonecticit and failed to act; but good for her stepping down quickly.

    My question is what is happening to the most likely unionized clerk who actually did drop the ball? Will employee and protected by the union for their incompetence?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      June 26, 2019 at 5:59 am

      This is merely optics. She will get a nice big severance check and take a couple of years off. She will then land in another state agency with another no heavy lifting job.

    • Big Wick
      June 26, 2019 at 9:52 am

      Agreed. She most likely was too far up the food chain to even know what was going on. And the computer system probably work just fine. You’re right, the clerk that actually processed the CDL app should be investigated. Forget the 2016 elections; FBI needs to investigate Eastern European meddling in the RMV.

      Even though she looks like a potato with T-Rex arms.

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