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Of Course The RMV Fucked It Up Again And Is “Fixing” The Boris Clitoris Murder Of 7 Bikers By Suspending Licenses And Extorting Cash From People Who Got A DUI 16 Years Ago


Just a reminder that Transportation Secretary and Charlie Baker’s pet freak show Stephanie Pollack still has a job, despite the RMV ignoring 53 bins of information about licensed drivers who got DUI’s and other infractions in other states. Baker promised reform, which apparently means suspending the licenses of law abiding citizens and then forcing them to pay $100 to get it back.

Reader Email: I have an interesting story about the RMV you may be interested in. It was brought to my attention yesterday, August 19, that my license was suspended the prior Friday due to an out of state (Arkansas) OUI that occurred 16 years ago. I paid all fines, attended classes, and had my license reinstated in both states 16 years ago, yet it came back because the registry allegedly forgot to charge me 100 dollars 16 years ago. I say allegedly because I believe I paid it but obviously cannot prove it now.

I am sure that I am one of many who are going to be affected by this. This could have had detrimental repercussions to my life and career due to the registry’s negligence. I could have ended up in jail because they suspended my license without notifying me. The only reason I found out was because my employer runs our license status weekly. The logical thing to do would have been to send me a bill and have me pay it. In my opinion this is abuse of government authority. It also took 4 hours to get through to the registry to find out what was going on, I waited on hold the entire time. There is absolutely no reason why citizens should be gravely affected by the shortfalls of the registry. I hope this story interests you and I’m sure if you dig you will find many others like mine.

What a stupid state we live in. No matter what they do in Massachusetts, they manage to fuck it up. And ultimately you pay the price so some hack like Stephanie Pollack can keep getting paid.

This is what happens when a state that can’t figure out how to open up some boxes attempts to fix it’s broken system – they just fuck it up over more. Literally everything the RMV touches turns to shit. That’s just the way it works around here.

This is all happening because Boris Clitoris got a DUI in Connecticut a month before he killed 7 bikers in New Hampshire, and the Massachusetts RMV never got the information from the Connecticut RMV because it was sitting in a bin in Quincy. This is the same shithead who tipped over a truck just a couple weeks before the incident, and a couple months after he was arrested in Texas for being higher than Ben Allbright’s LSAT scores while driving a truck and stopping to eat at a Denny’s.

We all agree that people like Boris Clitoris should lose their license as part of this “reform.” But instead they’re going after guys who got DUI’s 16 years ago in Arkansas, and can’t prove that they paid to have their license reinstated. Oh, and they’re not telling drivers either because communication is still not their strong point. They’re just out here stealing from people because they know there isn’t jack shit we can do about it.

This is attempting to solve a problem that doesn’t exist. It’s nothing more than using a tragedy as a backhanded way to tax law abiding citizens. Did Stephanie Pollack get a salary reduction? Nope. This won’t cost her a dime, and she’ll still maintain employment despite getting 7 people killed.

Charlie Baker is such a piece of shit, but he keeps the people happy by being a moderate “Republican” who never misses an opportunity to condemn Trump in order to keep dumbass liberals happy.

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29 Comment(s)
  • Death follows her
    September 1, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Erin Devaney was the Commissioner for Department of Children and Families. She was tossed in disgraced. She was questioned about the deaths of foster children placed with a particular family. She was outted after testifying before congress. The powers at be didn’t really get rid of her. They moved her to head up the RMV. Again, 7 people die under her watch. Anyone want to guess where she is now?

  • Jack
    August 30, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    If one knows the state, they realize it’s always worse than one thinks. This is the tip of the iceberg!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 30, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Pollack looks like the corpse of gene wilder was put in the dryer with a load of bricks

    • Batman
      August 30, 2019 at 4:01 pm

      Lmao. Many thumbs up.

  • The Real Batman
    August 30, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Stephanie Pollack looks like the Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman. Oswald Cobblepot should be fired as well. Gross incompetence all around.

  • bigdaddy
    August 30, 2019 at 7:31 am

    This state is a lost cause because of the fucking brain dead voters who vote for anything with a D after their name The fact that a repulsive cunt like Liz Warren gets easily reelected shows how dumb they really are

  • Wwy
    August 30, 2019 at 7:16 am

    This lady clearly has a jewface and can’t be trusted with american money they worship and steal to genocide people. Well keep trusting kikes dumbasses.

    • The Jeeba
      August 31, 2019 at 8:50 am

      Oiy! Beware the Hebes.

  • Batman
    August 30, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Charlie the faker baker, what an sackless p o s. Great job Charlie, you really fixed that problem. It’s no wonder I left the Governor part of the ballot empty, just like you, empty fuckin suit. One way you could show the tax paying constituents of this state you care would be to stop being a d in r clothing. Maybe if you stood up to the useless hacks at the statehouse, people would respect and appreciate you defending them. But no, Charlie just pretends to care while he bashes Trump and fucks everyone in this shithole state who has a job. What a waste of human flesh. Just curious Charlie faker, how do you and that useless blob Pollack sleep at night? Blood is on your hands. How’s that investigation into your sons flight going , Charlie? FRAUD!!!!!!!

  • 2 Tall Deval
    August 30, 2019 at 6:25 am

    You Poor Minion’s I’m Not worried about public safety this is just another money grab 2 Tall Deval Thank You Fools

  • Cheddah
    August 29, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    This is Stephanie Pollack’s way of revenge for never being kissed or asked out on a date by a man OR woman…

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    August 29, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    I won an unemployment case . Could not get through to them by phone to find out why I never got a check for seven months. Finally waited until the next calendar year to have my attorney call their attorney so I could defer the taxes another year. Yet the welfare office pays for drugs and prostitution.

  • Rumpled Foreskin
    August 29, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    I’d be willing to bet that you are the worst drunk driving offender among us all and you have simply never been caught. Or have you?

    • Rumpled Foreskin
      August 29, 2019 at 7:56 pm

      This was in reply to “but…but…”

  • LOB
    August 29, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Charlie Baker is a nightmare! Charlie how is AJ doing?

  • More Bins to Check
    August 29, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    If the DUI occurred in 2003, does that mean the Mass. RMV was tossing the notices in the bins since 2003? I thought the RMV claimed the problem went back “only” five years or so…

  • whatevuh
    August 29, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Name one thing the state of Massachusetts does well . . . I’ll wait

    • Criminals
      August 29, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      Take the working mans money

    • Y
      August 30, 2019 at 12:18 am

      Harbor criminals, especially illegal aliens.

    • bigdaddy
      August 30, 2019 at 7:22 am

      screwing the taxpayers

    • Left MA for greener pastures
      August 30, 2019 at 9:25 am

      Elect Democrats!

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      August 30, 2019 at 3:41 pm

      Electing democratic morons

  • crime pays
    August 29, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Crack head fake truck drivers run wild and the registry closes the barn door after the horse is out. I see these gypsy truckers with car haulers all over secondary highways now trying to avoid scrutiny and spot checks.

  • randiguy2006
    August 29, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Hey, y’alll wanted them to clean up their records. No cryin now LOLz.

    And BTW, I dont have a lot of sympathy for dudes with a OUI on their record…pay up loser. “There is absolutely no reason why citizens should be gravely affected by the shortfalls of the registry.” You’re a drunk driver. Boo hoo.

    • WeRFucked
      August 30, 2019 at 12:47 pm

      26 Thumbs Down?
      A drunk driver is a drunk driver. A P.O.S. any way you look at it. Always will be.
      I’ve walked 2 miles that I could have easily driven because I thought I’d had one-too-many. Why? Because I didn’t want to kill anyone.

      Fuck drunk drivers. Past, present, future. You’re all assholes.

  • Uncle diddler Kraft
    August 29, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    This story makes people MADD and SADD,7 drunks on bikes are dead because they drove drunk and are veterans not much to look up to especially vets of Jewish wars.

    • You Piece of Garbage
      August 29, 2019 at 11:20 pm

      What a huge piece of shit you are.

    • Y
      August 30, 2019 at 12:14 am

      Go fist-fuck your mother!

    • You shit head
      August 30, 2019 at 1:30 am

      I knew most of them.
      It would be fun to meet up and talk with you.

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