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Prepubescent Peter Was Just Arrested For Killing The 7 Bikers In NH, Russians Telling Turtleboy That He’s A Cokehead Who Went To The Beach The Next Day


The driver responsible for killing 7 bikers in New Hampshire on Friday afternoon was arrested today. But it looks like he enjoyed him on Saturday according to exclusive photographs we’ve received from a turtle rider. Click here to read about it on our sister site TB Daily News.



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56 Comment(s)
  • Vitaliy
    June 25, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    He is Ukrainian and his name is Volodimir not Peter and not Vladimir ( russian name )

    • Gabe
      February 17, 2020 at 11:44 am

      lol seems like vitaliy (russiab name btw) is a pissed ukrainian nazi patriot.
      like vladimir and vOlodimir ain’t the same fucking name.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 25, 2019 at 7:50 am

    Put him in a cell with a bunch of Hell’s Angels.

  • Dick Move
    June 25, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Ya know, you write a story about this tragedy so you can get click money .
    Finally a GoFundMe comes along that I would actually donate to and you don’t even have the decency to put a link to it.
    That’s a dick move.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 25, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Fuck. Right. Off.

  • The Rev.
    June 25, 2019 at 3:25 am

    I had interactions with all of those guys who got senselessly killed. Some were acquaintances, others I knew much more. Now I will never see them at any more meat raffles, charity runs or when we get together to honor the fallen who had no one to mourn them.
    Finding out this maggot was a drunk, druggie and shit driver that never should have gotten the job that put him on that road is infuriating. Add to that the knowledge that he went out and partied that night and the outrage increases exponentially.
    I hope he receives justice of all kinds, in this world and the next.
    Prayers for all who are affected by this needless and preventable loss.

    • bigdaddy
      June 25, 2019 at 7:46 am

      Hopefully when he gets to prison he will spend a lot of nights grabbing his ankles He is going to be the belle of the ball on the cell block

  • Donna
    June 24, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    This wreck reminds me of tgat drunken idiot in Wareham MA Dana McCoomb who ran over a bicyclist in Newton MA while driving a tractor trailer. McCoomb also a drunken drugged up loser who denied running over the bicyclists but the mans flesh they scraped off of Dana McCoombs tractor trailer told a different story. McComb was aquitted by a bike hating brain dead jury. McCoomb is still out there folks and it’s just a matter of time before he runs over and kills another person or smashes into another overpass with the tractor dump trailer raised up in the air speeding down the highway high on pills and booze.

  • Mr Peanut
    June 24, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    Google shows a little gold car in front of His apartment in W Springfield MA with the words “VLADS TRANSPORT”. on the rear side windows and the rear window. Obviously this little russian creep fancies himself a skillful driver when in reality he appears to be a wreck of a person and a total failure as a driver. Why is this drunken drugged out idiot working as a driver when he knows he’s a drunken buffoon?

    • Jessica Tuell
      March 5, 2020 at 2:44 pm

      Omg this man is my neighbor and his dog attacked me and my baby last month. Now its going to court and charges are being pressed. Him and his family are awful. Trying to make my life and my children’s lives miserable. Still leaving his dogs off leashes no muzzle either and hes now required to have it on his dog. I despise this man and he is still a loser. His whole family is and now he is mad that HIS DOG BIT ME AND ALMOST GOT MY BABIES FACE hes mentally unstable and I’m testifying in court dana mccoomb and his family are evil beings to the core!

  • democratsb qare worthless scum
    June 24, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    frag him, little faggot piece of shit

  • Brock Turner
    June 24, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Say what you want but that dude looks like he knows how to party proper

    • UNO
      June 24, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      He will definitely be the “party” in the penitentiary. That party in his pants will turn blue and fall off after a couple of years ….

  • Comrade Wheelchair
    June 24, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    He’s not qualified to go to trial with both legs working and his junk still functional. Like that other guy said he needs to be crippled for life.

    • Realist
      June 25, 2019 at 6:25 am

      Pretty boy like that won’t do well in prison.

  • Klancy
    June 24, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Listen, I hate Russians. With good reason. But let’s be fair. We can’t pin this asshole on them. The bastard is Ukrainian.

    So to sing an old Ukrainian folk song….
    Nah nah nah
    Nah nah nah
    Hey hey hey
    Burn in hell

  • Russians like it that way
    June 24, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Guarantee you that cutie Russian sister does anal…..guaranteed

    • Mr. Bubba
      June 24, 2019 at 10:14 pm

      That’s a man, baby!

  • Well, No Shit
    June 24, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Didn’t I see that chick on one of the 700 ads on TBS for “Meet Sexy Russian Women in Your Area?”

  • Jack
    June 24, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    He’s got the look. Must be some truth in Eugenics after all.

  • randiguy2006
    Spelling counts
    June 24, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    FYI: its “musketeer.”

  • randiguy2006
    Thanks Obama!
    June 24, 2019 at 5:40 pm


    Oh wait whut…

  • Stunt Penis
    June 24, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    I’ll do his sister for him while he’s in prison

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    June 24, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    He is white so I will acquiesce and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law. Most of the time I decline to prosecute but it is s white Russian devil in this case. Hang him by his balls.

    • Meatball
      June 24, 2019 at 11:11 pm

      Russian/Turkish community my ass, the guy is a proud Ukrainian. But its all good, nothing they hate more than being called a Russian

    June 24, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Dude, respect your work to a point, and this is more a comment in general, but just because the police arrest someone doesn’t mean they have done their due diligence and the person is automatically guilty. Come the fuck on. Be better than that.

  • z
    June 24, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    His Springfield lawyer: “Speaking after the hearing, Frank said in his opinion a 23 year old is “right on the cusp” of having a fully developed adult brain.”

    So, let’s give 16 years old the right to vote.
    A 16 year old has a right to have an abortion without a parent or guardians permission.
    A 16 year old has a right for sex reassignment surgery or hormone treatment.

    But a 23 year old “I dinna no dat drivin lic an asshole cud kil Pepo”.

    I know this guy is only his lawyer until he gets shipped to NH. But, geez, I know the lawyer is doing the job a lawyer does, but really? It’s a meaningless statement when your client won’t be your client in a day or 2.

    I’d rather a “He’s not responsible, that was the coke, Henny and heroin that was driving. I blame society. Society made him what he is.”

    • Johnny Corcoran
      June 25, 2019 at 5:54 am

      That “lawyer” looks homeless…

      If he doesn’t shave he must behave….

  • Fred
    June 24, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    More innocent American victims killed by insane government immigration policy.

    Don’t vote for liberals.

  • z
    June 24, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    “Dartaryan is too kind of a person, even giving ratchets a chance when they really shouldn’t be getting one, making himself also responsible for this tragedy.”

    I have no doubt. But, he’s got a track record of fast and lose concerning state and federal laws concerning trucking. He screwed either way, but I’d have some sympathy if this wasn’t the first time one of his crew wasn’t on the up and up or his trucks have had safety violations.

    As the great philosopher Gomer Pyle said: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”

    • John Blutarsky
      June 24, 2019 at 2:55 pm

      I am guessing you saw the info about Dartagnan on masslive? Yeah, the owner of the company appears to be just as big of a shithead as the queef who did the killing.

      • z
        June 24, 2019 at 3:15 pm

        Yeah, MassLive. Rare that beat a lot of sites with info.

  • Randy Magnum
    June 24, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Anyone else find it absolutely amazing that after this fucking ass wart killed seven people and injured three others (unknown to what extent), he went to the beach to party?
    See, the thing is, we here in this civilized nation value life much, much more than most other places around the world. I am not going to get into the abortion debacle, but suffice to say, most Americans really put a high premium on life. I have been fortunate enough to travel to many countries across four of the seven continents. One thing I learned is that most other countries do not value life like we do. I found that muslim countries are probably the ones I would say value life the least. Right behind them are countries located in Eastern Europe. People there do not give a fuck about someone else’s life or right to exist. They’ll kill you with no reason and walk away with no more concern than they would have if they were buying pack of smokes.
    I would hope that people would be devastated after ruining an unknown number of lives as this shithead did. But the sad reality is that our world is filled with scumbags who just don’t give a fuck about others.
    I guess the only ray of hope here is that this shithead is going to be tried in NH rather than MASS. We all know if this was adjudicated in MASS, he’d get a slap on the wrist with an increase in welfare benefits.

    • z
      June 24, 2019 at 3:43 pm

      I’m amazed he has a crew that partied with him.

      Sis must be a winner.
      She can still love the shit stain, family after all.
      But, selfie photos?

      • bigdaddy
        June 25, 2019 at 7:51 am

        Arent the Tsarnaev’s from that part of the world ? That is the anus of the planet

  • What a Country !!
    June 24, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    In Soviet Russia, truck rides YOU !!

    • UNO
      June 24, 2019 at 11:39 pm

      Thanks to Commie Invaders like this! Get them ALL out, NOW!

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 24, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    This company will end up bankrupt over this incident.
    If they didn’t do a drug test and back round check on this POS then they deserve it IMO.
    This was only his second drive for that company.

  • nchillbilly
    June 24, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    A coke and a smack head. I wonder if he was high when he wrecked or if he was on the phone texting his lil’ dipshit pics and whatnot? I hope he fries if hes found guilty…lil’ fuckwit.

  • ICE man cometh
    June 24, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Can anyone check his immigration status? Is he from Norway or a sh**hole country?

    • z
      June 24, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      Maybe Sweden. If the US has a gun problem then Sweden has a hand grenade problem. For real.
      That’s how they settle scores there. Hand grenades.

      The hand grenade of choice is a Yugoslavian M75.

    • OH
      June 24, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Are you serious right now?
      In what world is “Volodymyr Zhukovskyy” a Norwegian name?

  • bigdaddy
    June 24, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    if you see someone posing a for a picture like that with a bottle of Henny you should be allowed to give them a huge kick in the nuts

  • Turtz McGurtz
    June 24, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Fucking commies. Nothing changes. Build the Wall!

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 25, 2019 at 3:07 am

      They did build one.
      In Berlin. To keep the West out. 😀

  • Travis Rearick
    June 24, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    The only source for information. I knew I would never get this from the MSM

  • Klancy
    June 24, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Ukrainian most likely

  • Solzenhitsyn
    June 24, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Just a normal day in Russia.

    • Dostoyevsky
      June 24, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      Nyet Comrade. This is all because of capitalism. In good old days, we send people like him for 3 years military training in Siberia to shovel snow with spade. We make him good strong soldier with big muscles to send to Afghanistan to drive tank, not scrawny little ratchet to drive pick up truck.

      • Alexski
        June 25, 2019 at 7:33 pm


  • bigdaddy
    June 24, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Yes was just arrested in Springfield I hope he is charged in NH because in Massoftwoshits some POS judge like let em walk Walker will let him go with a at on the back

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 24, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Boom!! Called it!!

    Vile little fucker.

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