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Beach Beaver Shows Up To Dude’s Home In Hull And Harasses And Swears At Crotch Fruits Because They Shared A Turtleboy Blog About Her On Facebook


We have an update on the blog from yesterday about old Hull ratchet Katie Barclay, who decided to body shame a pro-police protester in Hingham.

Evidently a guy from Hull named Paul shared the blog on his Facebook page which prompted the Beach Beaver to do the only thing she could do – show up to his house, invade his property, harass his family, and chuck the bird at some young kids while wearing a “suck it up buttercup” tank top.

Sources tell us that she was also yelling racial slurs at one guy who she mistook for being Latino, and has been going door to door in Hull confronting anyone who shared it. Just a reminder, this woman has children of her own. The cops were called but she has not been arrested or charged with anything, although a restraining order is probably coming her way soon.

Either way, I don’t want or have a RO out against her so she’s more than welcome to email turtleboysports@gmail.com to make arrangements to come on the live show tomorrow night.



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88 Comment(s)
  • T.R.
    August 7, 2020 at 12:35 am

    That’s hitworthy.
    I’d induct her into the BLM that truly matters. Bum Love Mamas.
    She’s really not bad looking, just has an ugly disposition. Little bewbs aren’t a bad thing.
    I feel bad for Paul K and his family. They’re good friends of mine and have had too much drama pushed on them.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost Cause
    August 6, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Suck it up buttercup looks like a 12 year old boy and has a little belly fupa going to for somebody who likes to body shame people. You need to look in the mirror you psycho. And everybody has the right to knock her the fuk out for being on their property. She has no business showing up at anybody’s house and walking on anybody’s property. Go find something to do buttercup. Where are your kids anyways? You have an aweful lot of time for somebody who has children to take care of. The real psychos are coming out now that we have a pandemic.

  • Marty Millen
    August 5, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Glad I got to drop my load in that skank before she got contaminated by all those bruthas and then that stupid old cuck hubby of hers ! Peace out Skankie-Poo !

  • Beetlejuice
    August 5, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Formerly known as Katie Benaway before finding some desperate middle aged shump that would marry her so she had a place to live ! (Might be spelled Beneway).

  • Frosty
    August 5, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    I remember when her and Amanda got gangbanged in the middle of the night by Paul Pitcher, Scott Robertson, Norman MacIver and some retarded kid they used to hang around with, back in the early 2000’s, they were all taking turns fucking her on the porch at Allan Bryson’s old house on Kingsley road and the cops drove by and saw one of the dudes standing there on the stairs, bare ass, and he stopped, they all noticed the cop car, and they all leaped off the porch and scattered like a bunch of scared cats, the retarded kid got grabbed by the cops and snitched on everyone else, gave all the names, and then everyone else tried to deny it, and later on that week a few of them ganged up on and beat up the retarded kid in the park behind the mobil station…. Stay classy Hull people ! #BrocktonByTheSea

  • Barney Fife
    August 5, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I’m sure this cunt is Paul Hunt’s long lost illegitimate daughter, perhaps all those daddy issues from growing up with her welfare mother and having no daddy around is why she’s such an vile angry wretch ! …

  • Fuck BLM!
    August 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Surprised this one ain’t a mudshark

    August 2, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Katie is my wife. Could you remove this blog? It’s drawing attention to our Friday night activities.

  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    August 2, 2020 at 9:30 am

    What a cunt!

  • Lil' Jimmy Norton
    August 2, 2020 at 9:19 am

    I bet Georgie loves it when she drops a Des Moine
    candied Yam on his chest.

  • Morton Downey Jr.
    August 2, 2020 at 3:29 am

    I’d hit it

  • Southie changed I didnt
    August 2, 2020 at 12:50 am

    Small tits = love raw anal

  • George
    August 1, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    The life insurance policies are in my favor.

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 1, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    HAHAHA Did she steal this idea from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?!?!? At the end of the movie they fly all over the country beating the shit out of everyone who talked crap about them (including children and a priest).

    Since you’re probably reading this Katie Barclay, try again ya nasty, skank ass, unoriginal twat!! You straight suck at life. If I had seen you in that boat, I would be praying you used too much lube and slid right off into shark infested water. Kill it with fire!

  • Really Sad Cunt
    August 1, 2020 at 11:48 am

    What’s the over/under that this loopy bitch kills herself right after the Republican landslide in November?

    She riding the third tail of life and it will only gets worse from here out.

    But…if she does decide to stay with us, I hope she considers having her uterus scraped out…imagine how fucked up her kids would be…?

  • Bob Murchison
    August 1, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Great pics of her underarm breast stretchmarks.

    Would still love to get some dry anal though.

  • Lucille Ball
    August 1, 2020 at 10:28 am

    I am spotting a trend: Red hair dye = batshit crazy. Someone do a study…..

  • Cher
    August 1, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Look at her …she looks like Danny. From the movie Mask 1985 Cher
    Google “ Danny from the movie mask “ It’s her twin

  • John Henry
    August 1, 2020 at 7:22 am

    I would lie on my back and let her give me a chili rainbow.

    • Trayvon Martin
      August 1, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Taste the Rainbow

  • Joa Orga
    August 1, 2020 at 6:05 am

    Josh Abrams has nicer tits.

  • Moe Greene
    August 1, 2020 at 5:54 am

    George files for divorce,disappears, changes name,finds a sane woman,
    and dyes his hair over/under:

    Under/Before: December 2020

    Over/After: Tax Deadline 2021

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    August 1, 2020 at 2:47 am

    I have nicer guns and deltoids. Riiight?!?!

  • Judge dread
    July 31, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    so is there going to be a tbs bbq? i heard about this like 2 months ago. it would be awesome to meet some of the commenters. some of you guys are fucking hilarious. there was also some bar meet up but was canceled because of coviads.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 31, 2020 at 11:07 pm

      I’d love to meet you, Judge! What are your pronouns? How do you present?

      • Judge dread
        August 1, 2020 at 12:53 am

        i present go fuck your pronouns and also present boy do i not care.

      August 1, 2020 at 8:21 am

      Judge, who is the “bartender” you want most, serving the crew? I know I have my choice!

      • Judge dread
        August 3, 2020 at 3:16 am

        Gupta Patel, hands down.

  • Judge dread
    July 31, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Just another liberal melt down on someones front yard. She is a looker tho considering those boat pix.

  • Chris Tranos
    July 31, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    titless crazy cunt, an easy pass. fucking whore

  • Her ass looked good in that one picture of her on the boat...
    July 31, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    …but it ended there

  • We have to see, we have to know
    July 31, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    why is it women are all about custom made designer masks? like do you realize masks don’t protect you from shit, esp if you have one made of woven cloth.

  • Hull Gunt
    July 31, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    That’s a TRAN Baby!

    • Patty
      July 31, 2020 at 9:16 pm

      She makes herself look more stupid by the day!

  • AnotherCrazyBitch
    July 31, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Unfortunately the mask doesn’t cover her entire ugly fucking face.
    WOW, she is one ugly nasty cunt.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    July 31, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Katie…Thanks for making me look sane!

    • Peter Griffin
      July 31, 2020 at 9:36 pm


      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Also Peter Griffin
        August 1, 2020 at 3:27 am

        Lois, this is not my Batman glass!

  • North of the Border
    July 31, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    This bitch has kids? Who the fuck was blind, crazy, or desperate enough to stick his dice in THAT?

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 31, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    If you wanna be taken seriously in a mask… you better have a gun too. Ya fucked up buttercup.

  • soxrock191
    July 31, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    No way this skank bucket has the balls to go on the live show. Well she might have some balls squashed into that ugly ass bikini but I don’t wanna see ‘em.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    July 31, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    she has no tits, what fun would that be?

    • Katie Barclay channeling Fergie
      August 1, 2020 at 8:02 am

      My Almond Milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard.

  • Frank
    July 31, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Her face looks a little prettier with the mask on

    • Katie Barclay channeling Lady Gaga
      July 31, 2020 at 6:43 pm

      You can’t see my…no you can’t see my BUTTER FACE!!!

  • whatevuh
    July 31, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Just tell her to get off your property once, second time it comes with a punch in the face . . . it’s called tresspassing

    • North of the Border
      July 31, 2020 at 8:37 pm

      Racking the slide of a 12-gauge is also a great motivator.

  • Missed a spot
    July 31, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    Eww, hairy armpits. Seriously, her armpits have a 5 oclock shadow. Gross. Put on a regular t shirt if your going European style there lady! That is NOT nice to look at.

  • Asking for a little friend
    July 31, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Is this chick on Porn hub for real? If so, someone please share a link? Asking for a friend… A little friend.

    • Snarky Pete
      July 31, 2020 at 6:44 pm

      It’s true. My computer got a virus.

      • Whats the link?
        July 31, 2020 at 7:46 pm

        What is her name on porn hub? Where is a link?

  • Ugly nut case.
    July 31, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Wow, she’s a member of the flat earth society — I mean, the flat chest society. Except for the flat tire growing at the belt line. I guess that why she weirdly emphasizes her flabby, ugly butt. She/he/it looks like a guy to me. I hope I never see any photos of it with its clothes off. Gross.

  • Katie Barclay
    July 31, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Hey, suck it off butter face! Did you see my ass? All the guys say it’s perfect when they want something nice to look at on their special day. My ass. My ass photos are on the web. Look at it. Everyone look at my ass. Stop being a racist, grow up and look at my ass.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Maura Healey
    July 31, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    I’d hit it.

    • Bill Clinton
      July 31, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      I would also hit it. I would stop her stupid talk with my little slick willy in her mouth, while I warm up my cigar in her cigar humidor. mmm Warm and Moist. And this would NOT be sexual relations, with that woman. Definitions are important.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        July 31, 2020 at 5:58 pm

        I’d lick it and stick it. Then have it killed.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Vince Foster
          July 31, 2020 at 6:06 pm

          She means it!

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Jeffery Epstein
            July 31, 2020 at 6:09 pm

            Tell me about it.

    • Epstein"s Rope
      July 31, 2020 at 6:22 pm

      I thought you needed for mustache?

  • Suck It Up
    July 31, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    This chicks shirt reads “suck it up buttercup”. She can suck it up from my buttercup. Anyone know if she is good at playin the skin flute, or does she just flap her gums uselessly when she blows just like when she talks?

    • Hillary Clinton
      July 31, 2020 at 5:25 pm


  • Defective Muzzle
    July 31, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    That muzzle she is wearing is defective if she can still yell. This chick needs to be face first in a pillow while someone plows her from behind.

  • Never Dip
    July 31, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Never Dip your wick in crazy. ALL liberal woman are crazy, even if they have bodies that are “nice” as this crazy lady puts it.

  • Paul Kersey
    July 31, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Once I am able to come out of my house, this bitch is gonna be one of the first to get it.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 31, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Use that sloppy ass for paintball target practice

    • jarhead
      July 31, 2020 at 4:07 pm

      White Trash

    • Scotty Rob
      July 31, 2020 at 9:44 pm

      it would be better utilized by spreading mayonnaise on it and then throw pieces of bologna at it(from 10 feet,) whoever gets the most pieces to stick gets to drain there porksword down her throat WHILE her cuck hubby makes a video of the whole procedure. what an ugly slut

  • Paul Mcelhinney from Woburn
    July 31, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Meh, I’ve jerked off to worse….

    *unzips pants

    • jarhead
      July 31, 2020 at 4:21 pm

      probably smells like a bucket of Poagy chum.

    • John Connell
      August 5, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      I remember when her and Amanda Jollimore got gangbanged in the middle of the night by Paul Pitcher, Scott Robertson, Norman MacIver and some retarded kid they used to hang around with, back in the early 2000’s, they were all taking turns fucking her on the porch at Allan Bryson’s old house on Kingsley road and the cops drove by and saw one of the dudes standing there on the stairs, bare ass, and he stopped, they all noticed the cop car, and they all leaped off the porch and scattered like a bunch of scared cats, the retarded kid got grabbed by the cops and snitched on everyone else, gave all the names, and then everyone else tried to deny it, and later on that week a few of them ganged up on and beat up the retarded kid in the park behind the mobil station…. Stay classy Hull people ! #BrocktonByTheSea

  • Stinky the Finger
    July 31, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Is that Eric Stoltz from “Mask”?

    • John Merrick
      July 31, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      What an ugly bitch!!!

  • bloop
    July 31, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    Too bad this guy doesn’t have a Cane Corso. One foot on the property and it’s gone.
    Also, this is pure speculation based on rumors going around that, allegedly, there’s a strong chance syphilis has taken hold of her brains a la Slick Willy.

  • hartf811
    Black Penis' make a mess
    July 31, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    Obviously she thinks she is hot. So I’ll wait for the BBC humiliate the white girl gangbang porn to come out and use the computer I borrowed from my brother to watch it.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ted Kennedy's Ghost
    July 31, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    She needs to get drilled right in her cock-washer, followed by a swift kick in her foul cunt.

  • MilfHunter
    July 31, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    Anyone find her Pornhub videos yet?

    • Spic Tormentor
      July 31, 2020 at 4:12 pm

      I’m on it!

    • Epstein"s Rope
      July 31, 2020 at 6:25 pm

      Under Confused Tranny Homemade

  • JoeMomma
    July 31, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Don’t you folks have lawn sprinklers?

  • Kids Today
    July 31, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Where’s the initiative? If this bitch came into our neighborhood and started her bullshit, one squad would be taunting her, while other squads loaded piss balloons and dumped garbage on her car

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    July 31, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Where did her ass go? She’s got fucking nothing in these pictures, it’s just straight up and down!

  • Boob Job
    July 31, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    I like the red bathing suit when she is bent over, very inviting. All she needs is to find her tits and keep the mask on.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 31, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    Funny how this oppressed suburban white woman is wearing $90 LuLu Lemon yoga pants. I know how much they cost because of the money trail from my alimony to my credit cards that were acquired to me based on my credit.

    For the record, I rescind my statement from yesterday indicating that I would give’er a deposit of my pure aryan baby seed due to her having an attractive bum for a suburban house wife. I formally state “PASS” unless duct tape is involved.

  • WTF America
    July 31, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Ugh God her again? This woman is a chonic yeast infection that just won’t go away!

    • Darkzilla21
      August 1, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      And this years itty bitty titty award Goes to Sally rotten crotch….

  • Poor Decision Rob Lowe
    July 31, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I’d like to see what’s going on under those clothes.

  • R Lee Ermey
    July 31, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    I have no self pride today.

    If she keeps the mask on I’d tap it.

    • Gunnery SGT Hartman
      July 31, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      The best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the sheets

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