Social Justice Warriors

Beckiest Becky Who Ever Beckied Cries Racism After Her Adopted Drunken Son Gets Kicked Out Of School Event, Urinates In Public, Assaults A Cop, Runs Into Traffic


WTNHA rally was held on Saturday in response to an incident involving a Black college student and Fairfield Police. The police say the student was drunk and urinating on someone’s lawn during Fairfield U’s annual Clam Jam at Penfield Beach, but the student’s mother says the police unfairly targeted her son because he’s Black.

“It was not until he was actually on our property that then they I think found a reason to come towards him,” the student’s mtoher, Amanda Hanson said in an interview, “We have eyewitnesses who saw me fleeing on foot flying down my staircase outside.”

20 year-old Naquan Oliver is the student from the incident. He spoke out for the first time on Saturday, saying, “Two weeks ago, I experienced a series of events that were unexpected and disturbing.”

Police say during the Clam Jam, Naquan Oliver was drunk and had to be escorted to a medical tent set up by the school. Police say Oliver became unruly and belligerent towards the medical staff and at one point and tried to run away. The Dean of Students intervened and decided Oliver had to leave the party and be taken home. Sometime after that, police say they saw Oliver running on Fairfield Beach Road shouting obscenities at them. They say they then saw him go into a driveway.

Officers followed him and say they saw him up against a fence, preparing to urinate on the ground. Police say they approached him and he started yelling at them, saying he lived at that home. They say they asked for an ID, but there was a different address listed on it. Police say Oliver then tried to walk back into the street but an officer put her arm up to stop him because of traffic in the area.  A third officer approached the door of the home to try and confirm that he lived there. A woman came out and asked what was happening, that woman said she was Oliver’s mother.

Mom is now speaking out. Hanson said at the rally, “It’s much bigger than a single police department or school system, it’s a bigger systemic issue we are suffering from. It’s unconscious bias as a people of color. We seem to fear that which is different from us.”

In a statement, Fairfield police say the officers involved acted properly, reasonably, and with great restraint and patience. They also say racism played no part in this encounter whatsoever and any attempt to paint it in such a manner is completely false. They say this encounter was entirely caused by the intoxicated behavior of the student.

Chief Lyddy said, “There was no use of force. The individual was never patted down. He was momentarily detained to determine if he lived there.”

Hanson said, “I saw something very differently. I responded very differently.”

Since the incident, Hanson has met with local families of color. She believes that racism is prevalent in Fairfield.

Watch the video if you haven’t already.

“Two weeks ago I experienced a series of events that were unexpected and disturbing.”

You were not arrested, despite urinating in public and being a drunk and disorderly person. You claimed you lived in the house you were urinating on yet your ID said a different address. It also seems odd that someone who lives in a house wouldn’t just go inside and empty the trouser hose in there. Now you’re hiding behind Mommy instead of taking responsibility for your own shitty behavior. You poor, oppressed Fairfield private university student.

“Mom” was even better.

“Two weeks ago today, my BLACK son, who is 20 years old, was accused of trespassing on his own property.”

Not just her son – her BLACK son. She’s got a small litter of crotch fruits, but she can only virtue signal about one of them when they break the law in public. When her other poon polyps break the law she can’t hold rallies or whine about racism, so they’re pretty useless to her.

Get bent backup kids!

Amanda Hanson is really just a bootleg Leigh Anne Tuohy, except she forgot to adopt a kid who could make her favorite college football team better. Imagine how much of a white savior complex you would have to be to hold a rally and start it off by saying “My black son,” instead of just “my son.” As if we’re not all well aware that you’ve adopted a black child. I swear, the white people who do this are specifically adopting children of color so they can use them in their crusades. Becky here just wants to lecture all the other Becky’s in town about racism, but it’s harder to do that when all her kids are white. Next thing you know Naquan is living with her and she’s an expert on racism.

First let’s talk about how Amanda Hanson has the time and resources to organize an event like this while living in one of the wealthiest counties in the United States. This is her husband Bryan with a Y Hanson.

As you can tell from the sportcoat and unbuttoned shirt with no tie, he oozes douche juice. And he’s quite successful after recently serving as the Executive VP and President of a couple lucrative medical supply companies.

More recently he was hired by a multi-billion dollar company to be their CEO in Stamford:

Zimmer Biomet makes artificial knees, hips and other implants, earning $1.8 billion last year on sales of $7.8 billion and entering 2018 with a workforce of some 18,200 employees. That number was padded last December with the addition of Bryan Hanson as CEO, with Hanson a Fairfield resident and former senior executive in the New Haven-area offices of Medtronic and Covidien. Hanson is separately a board member of the Stamford-based humanitarian aid nonprofit Americares.

I have no idea what this guy gets paid, but I’m willing to bet it’s enough that his trophy wife will never, ever have to work. When you’re that successful you can get a nice looking wife who can fill the hours of the day pretending to fix the world’s problems.

And when you’re the husband of a wealthy businessmen like she is you fix the world by starting a non-profit and then bragging to the local media about you’re saving black kids from living in their own neighborhoods:

Amanda Hanson got involved with the Fresh Air Fund program 12 years ago with the thought it would be wonderful to have inner-city children experience suburban life.

“The benefits for me and my family, I sometimes believe, have way outweighed the benefits of the kids we’ve hosted,” said Hanson, a 45-year-old resident of Fairfield. “We have grown and learned so much.”

Be more narcissistic. You can’t.

She doesn’t just save black kids from the Bronx though. She also saves kids in Latin America with her other charity work:

AmeriCares supporters gathered at Riverside Yacht Club on May 5 to build momentum for the AmeriCares Airlift Benefit on Oct. 1. The gala, held at Westchester County Airport, culminates with a group of guests taking flight to see AmeriCares programs in El Salvador. Roberta and Jim Conroy, Amanda and Bryan Hanson, Julie and Bas NieuweWeme, and Sarah and Alexander Saint-Amand are co-chairing the event.

Go through the pictures in that link and try to find someone who isn’t white. They had this benefit at a freaking YACHT CLUB!! They raised $2.9 million at this one event!!! They took a vacation to Central America so they could gawk at poverty and take a couple pictures and show their rich white friends back home how great they are. And when that wasn’t enough she started a $60,000 GoFundMe.

I’m willing to bet she could’ve just written a $60,000 check herself, since her husband is the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company.

She’s also a “child birth educator” who developed an app called iBirth to educate women about how to fire a raw dog trophy out of their baby cannon in a much more painful and completely unnecessary way.

But the MSM of course doesn’t tell you any of this, nor did they print the police’s version of events. Here’s the press release the Fairfield Police released after the horror poor Naquan experienced:

Among the 1600 attendees was a 20-year-old student who became intoxicated and had to be steadied and escorted to a medical tent the university set up and staffed. One of the specific purposes of the tent was to medically evaluate and observe students who appeared too intoxicated to function, and/or were at risk of incapacitation. While being evaluated by medical staff, the student became very unruly and belligerent towards staff and police officers and at one point tried to run away. The Dean of Students responded and attempted to reason with the student, but to no avail.

Eventually the dean decided the student had to leave the party and was going to be taken home. He left the beach under escort by the dean, yelling the entire time. A short time later, officers assigned to Fairfield Beach Rd, near Lalley Blvd, unaware of what occurred inside the party, observed the same student run past them eastbound on Fairfield Beach Rd. As he did so he shouted obscenities at them and “gave them the finger”. The officers ignored him completely and the student continued on his way in the direction of Penfield Beach. As the student approached the front of Penfield Beach, he ran past a second contingent of officers and did the same thing. He was completely ignored by these officers as well. The student then turned around and ran westbound on Fairfield Beach Rd, repeating his behavior as he past the officers a second time. He was again ignored completely.

As he continued westbound in the street, officers observed the student suddenly take a left into a driveway on the beach side. Believing he either was trying to reenter the Clam Jam by sneaking in, or was trespassing on private property, two officers entered the driveway. When they did, they observed the student up against a fence preparing to urinate on the ground, which is among one of the chief complaints neighbors have. When officers questioned him, he began yelling and swearing and stated he lived at the home. Suspicious that he was urinating on the ground in his own yard instead of using a bathroom, the officers asked for an ID, which when presented had an address from a different street in town. All the while, the student was yelling and swearing. The officers never raised their voices nor did they engage in any behavior that they themselves were being subjected to by the student.

The student attempted to walk back into the street but an officer put her arm up, palm out, to stop him, because traffic, especially Ubers picking up students, began flooding the area. The student continued advancing on her pressing his chest against her hand in an attempt to get past her, but he failed to do so. Eventually he stopped, but not before numerous cars had to stop due to his behavior.

As a third officer approached the door of the home to confirm his claim of residency, a woman came out and asked what was going on. When the officer asked if the student was her son, she replied “Yes” at which point the officer asked, “Can you take him inside, he’s really drunk?” The woman engaged the officer in an extremely hostile tone, used profanities, and accused the officer of being racist. Again, the officer did not raise his voice or make any comments that would escalate the situation. The officer reiterated his request and concern for the student’s safety due to intoxication. The women took her sons hand and escorted him into the home. The entire event lasted less than 3 minutes.

TL;DR – Entitled, wasted 20 year old got kicked out of party, swore at and tried to provoke several cops for no reason, urinated in public, couldn’t prove he lived at the address because his ID said a different address on it, tried to run into traffic to get to the party he was kicked out of, assaulted the female police officer who attempted to stop him, and nearly caused several car accidents. Then Becky came out and when the cops politely asked her to take her drunken adopted son inside she started swearing at them and called them racist. She then held her baby’s hand as he walked inside, and instead of blaming him for his behavior she organized a rally to blame the police.

As terrible as she is, Naquan is a little bitch for feeding into this. He’s a 20 year old man. He knows exactly what he did, he knows exactly who his adopted mother is, and he knows how to play her.

This is a quote he gave the local newspaper:

“We have diversity here but we just have to find a way to get rid of those biases that have turned into a systemic problem,” he said.

Oh fuck off you snot nosed twat. The “systemic problem” here is drunken college students who think rules and laws don’t apply to them. The bias here is that you’re able to get away with anything you want because unlike most of the other kids in town you can play the race card.

It got worse with Becky. Much, much worse…..

“I said to my husband we’re moving or we’re gonna start a movement,” she said, “because I couldn’t handle how ignorant people were to race issues.”

Consequently, she said the first step is raising awareness about the idea that there are “unconscious biases and racism” here and everywhere. Amanda Hanson said institutions like the police department and schools need to be held accountable, even if there is education to be done to make that happen.

I’ve never seen anyone as narcissistic as this woman. “We’re gonna start a movement.” Shut up. The patriarchal attitude of believing that she is in some position to lecture other people about “unconscious biases” (which is a term people use when they can’t prove an incident was racist) is just so condescending it hurts. She really believes it’s her job to lecture the police and schools about how to not be racist:

Then there was this:

She also would like to see residents of Fairfield reading a book called “White Fragility” by Robin Diangelo, and subsequently getting together for some community discussions on the material.

“It’s been a personal mission to become more racially literate and to become a better human,” she said.

I have no words. She is the Beckiest Becky who ever Beckied. Hunny, the only person suffering from “white fragility” here is you. But I’d like you to read my favorite book, “White Guilt and why you owe me reparations money to go to Aruba once a month” by Didi Delgado.

And finally there was this

Hanson, following a phone conversation with Lyddy, said she was interested in bringing Undoing Racism — a workshop by The People’s Institute for Survival and Beyond — to the Fairfield police department in an effort of solidarity.

The racism-industrial complex in action. How are we the only ones using this term? It’s the most obvious scam ever. You take an incident like this, which any reasonable person can see doesn’t have an ounce of racism to it, you play on the white guilt of other rich white liberals, and then you force the taxpayers to pay for your friend’s diversity training company to come to town and lecture white people about how they can be less racist so they can go home and feel better about themselves in their all white communities.


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62 Comment(s)
  • denim jeans
    March 16, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Her daughter Eva, isn’t she dating a tranny kid named after a pair of jeans? Adds more diversity to the family

  • TY
    May 19, 2020 at 12:53 am

    love Amanda Hanson, i truly do,

    • Scott Mosier
      June 16, 2020 at 9:09 am

      Bryan Hanson has destroyed Zimmer Biomet with his lack of leadership. Just like his wife, they are a complete mess. They now live in Florida as the town didn’t want them around anymore. Made it very obvious, and crazy Beckys reverse racism was the last crazy move before it was time for her to “relocate” because she had no friends. All IMO but you don’t have to read much to get the picture here.

  • mr white
    April 18, 2020 at 6:27 am

    White liberals aka libtards are the mentally ill demonic idiots!

    Why not adopt white children? Typical white libtards adopting black kids? White libtards have to prove how wonderful they are – my god they’re all mentally ill!

    Let black adults adopt black children.

  • Cunt Evaluator
    May 14, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    How much did her tits cost?

  • Jocko
    May 14, 2019 at 8:46 am

    You should see the house they live in on the beach. Go in the summer time and watch how Bryan and the kids ignore the laws while speeding around in their waverunners. He plays loud music and has pretty much ruined the area with his obnoxious behavior. Total douche.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiffs needle dick
    May 14, 2019 at 7:34 am

    Facks !
    1) she is undoubtedly a self-absorbed, whiny cunt to live with.
    2) no doubt that hubby has some side-tail in the city. Most likely because he has to beg for it at home.
    3) without a doubt, she’s the type who swallowed when they were dating, but now that she sealed the deal, she’d rather do her nails.
    4) she’s the type you see sitting in Starbucks with a friend haft the morning, sipping lattes, after going to the gym, but prior to her pedicure.
    5) she is an unabashed cunt.

  • Richyrich
    May 14, 2019 at 6:58 am

    I would say that she is cut from the same cloth as Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin. It would not shock me to find out if she’s pulled the same sort of strings to get her kids into college. I think that as soon as she got her drunk kid in the house and found out what happened, she did a quick calculation and realized there was a whiff of a threat to his college career in the making, after all, if the dean of students kicks you out of the party that’s not a good thing. I’ll bet you anything this is in the first time she’s had to run cover for this kid. So, going with the motto “the best defense is a good offense“ she organized this phony rally. And it will work.

  • You’ve said enough twatwaffle
    May 13, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Think again, I-be-bitchy-Beckie-hear-yourself-roar!
    She labels herself the ultimate racist by saying they need to host black kids so they can see what it’s like living in suburbia… WRONG! You’re just letting everyone know that you are a top-feeder racist. Is it because a black kid shouldn’t be in the city?? Hell no, it boils down to you yourself not wanting to be in the city, the hood or wherever it is *you* think minorities of any walk of life (stereotypically mind you) reside because you with the better than thou, narcissistic outlook, because you …wait for it…. are RACIST, and won’t have to subject yourself to your own stereotypical beliefs which you know you think is below you!! Why not start a movement, and have your family along with all the others who think like you, start by sending help or aid or programs whatever, or by mentoring, INTO those neighborhoods instead of pulling one child out at a time?? Why you ask?…because you want to be able to say “oh everyone, look what I did…I’m such an awesome person that I pulled a kid out of his environment because god forbid I should have to lower myself by going there to mentor kids in their own community!! And OMG! lookie here, I’ve created another racist by adopting him and teaching him how to play the racist card. Not to mention the “I’m better than you” persona. I’m not going to get into being a 20 yr old drunk. Twatwaffles like this make me sick!!! Smack his ass and make him own who he is and what he does – all while setting a prime example – that’s what a parent does!!!
    ‘Nuf said

  • bigdaddy
    May 13, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Clam Jam Is that some kind of ratchet game ?

  • Captain Obvious
    May 13, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    White women are a scourge to this country.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 14, 2019 at 10:56 am

      I agree!

  • Jack Tripp
    May 13, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Remember when Benjy got Howard Stern a black kid for Christmas one year

  • Conan the Grammarian
    May 13, 2019 at 9:40 am

    “After my natural births I wanted to tell every single woman about the power & beauty of it all.” (How ’bout telling the MARRIED women?) THAT’S the problem; too many single women popping out crotchfruits.

  • an intentional act of lewd exposure, offensive to one or more persons.
    May 13, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Public urination is indecent exposure. You can be charge with a sex crime for doing this. Guess she thinks it’s okay though

  • Your shit stinks too
    May 13, 2019 at 9:24 am

    Why does it always have to be about race. Is it really so hard to believe it was just about a drunk underage kid acting like a straight up asshole. Period. That’s why this all went down. People like her really need to stop making things into something they are not for attention. This is why we have so many fake hate crimes.

  • Oh The Horror
    May 13, 2019 at 8:46 am

    So basically the police spoke to this drunken idiot?
    What exactly are they crying about?
    It sounds like he could have been arrested a bunch of times and was let go. I bet he isn’t given any consideration in the future

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 13, 2019 at 8:42 am

    Naquan is truly a victim here. The jack booted, racist, Fairfield cops need to be brought to justice.

    • z
      May 13, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      Looking at the # of thumbs up and down you’ve received, I’d say that a healthy # of readers here are morons and cannot distinguish parody from true beliefs when they read it.

      Keep up the good work Liawatha, you’ve got it down pretty good.

      There’s a person who comments on that I believe goes by the name of Open Borders Libertarian. Never leaves the persona. Constantly suckering people in. OBL makes a comment, someone goes apeshit and then someone else says “You do realize that OBL is a parody account. Right?”

      • Well, No Shit
        May 13, 2019 at 2:23 pm

        There have been a couple of commenters who have gone apeshit on Liawatha recently, and I was laughing at their clear lack of understanding of parody/sarcasm.

        That’s not to say that I haven’t fallen victim to an occasional irony-laden post, but Liawatha’s are blatantly obvious, and funny as hell.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      May 13, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      For all the naysayers, in a good faith effort to win your support in 2020, I am going to share my recipe for “Cold Omelets With Crab Meat”. This dish sustained my people as the journeyed along the Trail of Tears to our new homeland.

      8 large eggs

      2 tablespoons finely chopped parsley

      1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh tarragon or 1 teaspoon dried

      ¼ cup heavy cream

      ¾ cup peeled, red, ripe tomato, cut into half‐inch cubes

      Salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

      4 teaspoons butter

      Crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing (see below)

      Tomato mayonnaise left over from crab dressing (see recipe)

      Parslay sprigs for garnish.

      1. Break the eggs into a mixing bowl. Beat lightly. Add the chopped parsley, tarragon, cream, tomato, salt and pepper to taste. Beat well.

      2. Use a small omelet pan or, preferably, a seven‐inch Teflon pan. Heat about one‐half teaspoon butter in the pan. Add about one‐third cup of the egg mixture. Let cook until firm and lightly browned on the bottom, stirring quickly with a fork until the omelet starts to set. When set, slip a large pancake turner under the omelet and turn it quickly to the other side. Let cook about five seconds. Remember you want to produce a flat omelet, not a typical folded omelet. Turn the omelet out flat onto a sheet of wax paper. Continue making the omelets until all the egg mixture is used.

      3. When ready to serve, add equal portions of the crab dressing to the center of each omelet. Fold over. Garnish with parsley sprigs. Serve with the leftover tomato mayonnaise to be added at will.

      Yield: 4 to 8 servings.

  • Toby
    May 13, 2019 at 8:14 am

    Kunta is probably drilling the little sister and more than likely the mom, and quite possibly the dad.

    • Burlando Castile
      May 13, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      That left hand of his in the picture is riding just a little too high. That alone needs to be pointed out. I’m sure there’s a good amount of meat slinging going on there.

      • Sal O’Mal
        May 13, 2019 at 3:18 pm

        You’re right about his hand placement. That’s Creepy Uncle Joe’s MO.

  • It’s Gotten Old
    May 13, 2019 at 8:12 am

    This is hilarious and shows how the wealthy want to dictate what the working class do and how the police do their jobs. She is a hypocrite and should take a good long look in the mirror
    Her son is a spoiled entitled asshole who should apologize to the college and the police for his behavior.
    Those who constantly believe that the cops are looking to punish people that are not white is absurd. It’s gotten really old and anyone with a brain knows it’s not true. Shame on this family for not taking responsibility for their own actions.

  • Naquan Cant Hang Wit Da Homies
    May 13, 2019 at 8:09 am

    She moves her son in with the enemy all white neighborhood yet Bridgeport is so close.

  • Do As I Say Not As I Do
    May 13, 2019 at 8:02 am

    I am really confused. She lives in Fairfield when the diverse community of Bridgeport is only a few miles away. Seems like momma racist has a hang up a about living in the hood.

  • Randolph Duke
    May 13, 2019 at 7:57 am

    why Is a college allowing kids under 21 to drink at a school function? Do laws not apply to the wealthy?
    Why was this idiot allowed to run down the street drunk while yelling at the police?
    Seems like the people with money in that town and college already get special treatment.
    How many Hate has no home here signs are on the illegal immigrant landscaped lawns there?
    I also bet that they don’t have much affordable housing near this ugly nasty old bitch’s house
    I hope her husband has a hit secretary because this broad has zero sex appeal

    • I See Dumb People
      I see Dumb people
      May 13, 2019 at 8:44 am

      thank you I was also going yo point out the kid is only 20 the age to consume alcohol legally in MA is 21 and he didnt get arrested or even PCd .. The reasonong for that is because he probably got a pass because 1 hes black 2 he is wealthy.. If that was a white kid they would ptobably have been atleast summonsed to court for undeage drinking but becaude hes black the laws cant apply to him oyr it would be racist… This country is going to shit.. Im moving to Canada fuck this shit

  • Baby Boon
    May 13, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Big Momma up in here now bitch. Wharja gonna do roo roo

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 13, 2019 at 7:54 am

    Once again, you have no right to cry racism from your safe all white bubble. Move into a minority-majority housing project or neighborhood and THEN you can cry racism all you want.

    If you survive, that is.


  • Siskel
    May 13, 2019 at 7:54 am

    She’s the woman at the country club they all laugh at when she’s not around. Guaranteed. The husband is tolerated out on the golf course because he usually brings along a few guests who are lawyers or doctors or something, for a round of golf. Which means at the 19th hole they spend shitloads of money. No friends, just acquaintances. Life looks great, but behind the front door, I bet it’s no better than our lives, probably worse in some cases.

  • WeRFucked
    May 13, 2019 at 7:51 am

    I wonder… any chance instead of donating money to less fortunate people of color Amanda Hanson spent $10k on her breasts? And I did notice just $1,955 in donations in three months Amanda. I guess your rich white friends really don’t give a shit about Guatemala nor your daughter Maggie. (Another less fortunate child she & Bryan Hanson CEO adopted.)

    People of Fairfield & the Penfield Beach area REJOICE! When a drunk black person claims he lives there, but can provide no proof, the local police department will just continue on their marry way as he urinates on your lawn. PROGRESS.

    Hey Bryan Hanson CEO and Amanda Hanson… how about moving to Co-Op City, or the Bronx? See how racism really works when your mostly white family gets noticed there.

    Adopt a troubled black American child from the never ending pool of kids in DCF custody. I dare you.

  • Common Sense Need Not Apply
    May 13, 2019 at 7:49 am

    She brings up some great points
    She should move and it should be to a more diverse community. One where she can enjoy the inner city culture completely
    Perhaps she was also correct about the police. They could have been profiling the fact that the young man was under age to be drinking or that he was a homosexual. His outfits clearly show his sexual orientation and maybe that’s why he was stopped from urinating on someone’s property which is also a crime

  • Ray S
    May 13, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Don’t think she’s getting enough at home would explain a lot of this anger. Fairfield is Whiter than a glass of milk, I bet she is a big fan of affordable housing, so long as it’s on the edge of town and hidden behind the landfill

  • Muffy
    May 13, 2019 at 7:26 am

    Fairfield University is for the rich CT kids that can’t get into BC. Who cares is a brother is pissing on your lawn? Just grab ol’ sparky and tase the fuck out of him. At least have some fun with the douche.

  • Marcellus Bennett
    May 13, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Same thing happened to me in Fairfield!!!

    • Martellus Bennett
      May 13, 2019 at 7:09 am


  • whatevuh
    May 13, 2019 at 7:05 am

    The median home value in Darien is $1,322,900 I got lost there once, didn’t see a single person of color . . . . except for the Central American army of landscapers

  • Well, No Shit
    May 13, 2019 at 6:52 am

    It’s not even 0700, and the needle on my Bullshit Meter is already fucking buried.

    When you do cool things for those who are less fortunate than you, but then crow about it on social media or the press, you have just negated every ounce of respect that normal people had for you. Naturally, the echo chamber of “friends,” sycophants, and hangers-on will continue to tongue-wash your taint (to your face), but the vast majority of people will see your social media humble-bragging and immediately write you off as just another like-farming douchebag.

    I fucking HATE these kind of people.

    • Bob Kraft
      May 13, 2019 at 9:14 am

      Hey, I donate all the time and I’m not looking for a pat on the back.

      Also, I never visit rappers in jail and then say what a great guy they are.

  • george costanza
    That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    May 13, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Arrrgh me head hurts. How is there any race card left? It gets pulled so many times it must be a tattered illegible wreck like the “pearl”. My crew decided they definitely would but all agree her box is swampier than the back bay fens. The son proves that money and education can’t cure certain things inherent in people. To Haiti with him until he smartens up

  • Capt. Stubing
    May 13, 2019 at 5:52 am

    The woman is fucking insufferable, no doubt about it. But when did turtle turn into a Bernie Bro?? You bring her husband up, what, because he’s a successful executive? You sound like you’re from Liz Warren’s army of bitter socialists. Newsflash, not all companies are these little millennial safe spaces with ping pong tables and nap areas. In the real world, that’s how executives dress. A company with 18k employees Isn’t going to pay you a couple million bucks a year, if you can’t dress yourself like a fucking adult, let alone run their company.

    • M
      May 13, 2019 at 7:10 am

      Idc how much money people make, but when the use their wealth to control the masses, it bothers me. Becoming a billionaire is a mark of success in my book, but its the using said influx of money to adopt “My black son” merely to pat themselves on the back, create taxpayer-funded sensitivity training, and to control the masses that I find fault with

      On a side note, the Northeast is portrayed as the promised land for minority groups, where “Diversity” is abound, and people are treated equally. And yet none of these race hoaxes ever pop up in places like Alabama, South Carolina, or other confederate states. It always seems to be in the most woke places

  • Ozzy
    May 13, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Isn’t the legal age to drink 21 in Massachusetts? At least she had the right color microphone. Let them just look as stupid as they sound. Much respect to the law enforcement that deal with this crap 24/7. God Bless them and be safe out there.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 13, 2019 at 3:11 am

    I was going to write a long diatribe about this disfunctional society in America that allows this to happen. Instead I shall say just this.

    She’s a stupid SJW cunt.

    The son is just a cunt. A huge cunt.

  • Amanda the kunt Hanson
    May 13, 2019 at 2:11 am

    Guess she doesn’t have many friends, someone from such a wealthy background only raised less then 2k over 3 months with her goFuckme fund…

  • Jeff J
    May 13, 2019 at 12:21 am

    “My black son”……I want to feed her my fist, amongst other things.

  • Klancy
    May 13, 2019 at 12:07 am

    1. She’s not that hot. She could use a go fund me to get some work done.
    2. Where are the yellow and red children who need to be represented in her rainbow tribe? Don’t they matter?
    3. I’m not buying her book or taking her course. All my money goes to Didi already.
    4. Her old mans already getting it on the side so he doesn’t care what she does.

    • Klancy
      May 13, 2019 at 3:51 am

      And in the big scheme of things she’s not a trophy wife, she’s an “everyone gets a participation award” wife

      • The Name Game
        May 13, 2019 at 9:08 am

        Ding-ding! Quip of the day!

        I’m surprised she didn’t also play the LMNOP card, with the pretty pink shirt and socks that ol’ Napalm wears. Bi Bi Birdie?

      • The Name Game
        May 13, 2019 at 11:36 am

        Dang, I meant to say “pretty pink Yankees cap.” Maybe little Napalm Allover is sampling mommy’s wardrobe.

        Hey, Amanda, see you next time.

  • Edward
    May 13, 2019 at 12:00 am

    What a total nim- rod She is. All She likes about blacks is their big dicks!!

  • We are Beckies
    May 12, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    I do not understand why you have to drag the pic of the husband in there? Seems to be a matter for courts to settle, no need to expose pics of the whole family

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 13, 2019 at 8:04 am

      Could you do me a favour, sweetheart?

      If you could see your way clear to fucking right off, I’d be eternally grateful.

    • Smh
      May 13, 2019 at 9:15 am

      he Is being brought into it to explain where she gets the money to do all the things she does. She is a silver spoon snot. She probably adopted that boy for the pats on the back. You can see it all over her. She is the type of person who thinks she is better than 90% of the rest of the world

  • Walter "4 & 1/2 inches" Bird
    May 12, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Trophy wife my ass. Just a high maintenance fruitloop the prolly fucks terrible, doesn’t do oral, and cooks weird shit that tastes worse.

    • Llc
      May 13, 2019 at 12:07 am

      Amen. Trophy wife?????? The hell? I’ve seen this written in other articles and it’s never a trophy worthy woman. It boggles the mind.

      If she’s a trophy wife, I’d love to see the author’s wife.

      Da fuq.

  • stiff pete
    May 12, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    hey Amanda how does Naquan’s cum taste?

  • just stop
    May 12, 2019 at 11:23 pm

    She should just hang a sign on her fence, “Drunken POC welcome to urinate here!”

  • Poor cucked douchemaster husband
    May 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    My guess on what is happening here is that the wife noticed many years ago that in order to live a life of luxury she thought she deserved that would mean her husband had to work very long hours at the office to become as successful as he is. I think the wife probably accepted this and encouraged him to do so but decided adopting a little boy toy to take a ride on the black mamba now and then would make the time pass quicker…..hey good for this guy she is quite a milf and most likely he was tapping that at her sexual peak.

  • Paul Casale
    May 12, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    The rust colored shoes with the white suit proves that this POS is color blind.

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