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Berkley Rapper Raises $5K GoFundMe For Mom Who’s Either Braindead Or In A Coma So He Can Take Care Of Injured Wangsta Sister Who Sells Weed On Facebook

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Berkley:

Alright, so I’m not saying this is all a lie, but here’s some stuff that just doesn’t add up:

  • Mom needs “a major brain surgery” that she hasn’t woke up from. Wait…..what? As opposed to a minor brain surgery?
  • And she’s sleeping? Or in a coma? Yea, the lack of details here certainly lead me to believe that we’re not getting the whole story.
  • They won’t know the severity of the damage until she wakes up? Yea, that sounds like something a doctor would say.
  • A 19 year old is now the “sole provider” for his two juvenile siblings. He needs money because he has to pay all the bills since mom is either sleeping, brain dead, or in a coma (not sure which) and he can’t access her accounts. Oh yea, this is believable. Because a bank would’t let you access your braindead mother’s bank account to pay the rent, and if they don’t pay the heating bill the gas company is gonna take heat away from two minor children during the winter. Definitely.
  • All of a sudden he knows that the bills will last for “a few months,” even though he earlier said they wouldn’t know until the, “major brain surgery.”

Yea so, I’m not gonna beat around the bush – he’s a liar. I have no idea if Mom was really in a crash, but the rest of his story is obviously 100% pure grade bullshit.

Then there’s the fact that he’s a “rapper”:

A rapper who flaunts $100 bills in is profile pictures:

A rapper who wears gold chains and gold watches for his bathroom selfies:

A rapper who pimps out his Honda and parks it at Gillette stadium to show the world just how much of a baller he really is:

A rapper who wears weed pajama pants and has a cubby for each of his flat brimmed hats including, “the hat.”

Nuff said.

Then there’s the fact that his sister, who was also in this car accident that he never mentioned the location of, and just had 20 stitches in her head, is a ghettofabulous Berkley wannabe junior hoodrat:

It turns out this girl whose mother is allegedly braindead or in a coma, and who just went through a traumatic accident, is a gangsta as shit weed dealer:

Yea, if you refer to marijuana as “fire” you’re a bootleg drug dealer.

She swears she’s hard though:

Oh look, a suburban white girl dropping n bombs. How original. She might have weed for sale, but I’ll tell you one thing you can’t buy off of Carsyn – a vowel.

And of course she’s posting on Facebook about how upset she is that her customers are ungrateful that she’s selling skimp bags of weed to them. Keep in mind, this girl was allegedly just in a traumatic car accident and her family is strapped for cash. But yet she could be “making mad other plays,” to sell her shitty Taunton weed.

Calling out her clients while using the n word and showing off her weed proceeds seems to be her thing (note the comment on the bottom right):

“Clients be bitches.” Yea, generally when you’re selling to high school kids you’re gonna get a lot of ones. And if you’re gonna flash less than $100, then you can’t use a 100 enoji. That’s hoodrat 101 stuff.

She was really laying into this guy Jayquan, which seems like a smart thing to do considering his resume:

If your profile contains the words, “fuck 12,” free (fill in the blank),” or has a cover photo of a friend’s grave, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never have to go through the a midlife crisis. Because you had it when you were 11.

Nevertheless she persisted on calling him out:

And when you call out a hoodbooger like this on Facebook, expect ratchet blowback from dog filtered GED participation trophies:

She wasn’t backing down though…

Carsyn honey, you’re a white girl from Berkley. I promise you this will not end well for you. Plus, you have yet to be granted permission to use the n word so freely:

Always get permission first. Just because you refuse to sleep with white guys doesn’t grandfather you in:

If these are your family photos growing up:

Then you’re not urban enough to get the white person n word card.

If not, prepare to cash deez handz:

Oh good, she’s threatening to fight pregnant chicks while her brother is trying to use her to raise $10,000 for a GoFundMe scam in her behalf.

When Mom wasn’t in a coma or brain dead or whatever she is now, she was obviously doing a bang up job parenting:

So yea, this is obviously a completely bullshit GoFundMe. Who knows where Mom really is or what really happened to her. All I know is they’ve already raised over $5,000 because they have really stupid friends who will donate to them anyway. Murica.

24 Comment(s)
  • Em
    January 24, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    A bank absolutely would not allow someone to access a persons accounts without power of attorney paperwork or a death certificate, and yes you need to wait for a person to wake up to know the extent of brain damage. All sounds legit to me.

  • Matt
    January 22, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Me an Carsyn was strong bffs an her man to this is all shit. She a little slut her mom takes care of none of the kids carsyn boyfriend jake trouble kid to. Both weed heads smdh neither parents care carsyn Mom and jake dad have been in a affair jake mom is an addict carsyn dad wants nothing to do-with kids both family from Berkeley green and Jerome streets trouble trouble trouble

  • Vic
    January 22, 2018 at 1:43 am

    For real smh this family is trouble both brothers drugs sister drugs low down dirty scum sucks every nigge dick for money sells weed pills little tramp her man no better him and his momma junkies to lazy fucks trying to live on the system

  • ChestetCopperPot
    January 21, 2018 at 5:28 am

    Seems like a sad story. What happened to the father?

  • Tbh
    January 20, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Headline should read…
    Surburban White Mom has aneurism left in coma because her whigger kids, won’t act white.

  • Cam
    January 20, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    Patty’s story is not a lie. His mother did have brain surgery and has yet to come out. You as a so called “journalist” should ensure what you are reporting is the TRUTH. This article is nothing but slandering a family who is already struggling. You as a person should feel awful for the things you just said. This is poor journalism

  • vicxh
    January 20, 2018 at 9:47 am

    I would like to get my money shot all over her, just like that pic ….

  • Finn
    January 19, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    I’d suck his dick for free!

    Get sucked,
    Finn

  • It’s in the mail
    January 19, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    If she gets beat up by a bunch of people who aren’t white be sure to link this blog so that everyone knows it wasn’t any kind of reverse racism hate crime.

  • Mike LeTauris
    January 19, 2018 at 1:13 pm

    They write like ghetto knee grows and then wonder why no one wants to hire them.

  • Jack Smeeoff
    January 19, 2018 at 11:47 am

    39 green st berkley ma 02779 not a bad house. Acting like fools. Tell them what you think!

    • Jack Smeeoff
      January 19, 2018 at 11:49 am

      (508) 824-3494
      Landline

  • White guy
    January 19, 2018 at 10:45 am

    10/10 would smash…..too bad I’m white.

  • Kanacke Hasser
    January 19, 2018 at 10:15 am

    Separate blacks and Hispanics from whites.

    Now. Permanently.

  • Rick Shaw
    January 19, 2018 at 8:59 am

    God. WHat human garbage. May they all overdose on Heroin with no Narcan for 500 miles.

  • jackstraw
    January 19, 2018 at 8:03 am

    If this video is inappropriate, please let me know and I will take it down but I thought it had some relevance to the story.

  • Professor
    January 19, 2018 at 1:10 am

    First things first for the freaks. Wash your clothes and take a shower.

  • #hislastnameainttrump
    January 19, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Wtf does he think it costs $10k a month to run a house of 3?!? I run a house of 8 and bills and rent is under $1k, food is a lot more but still 3 people can be fed on $300-$500 easy for a month. What a dipshit, $5k already should be more than enough while his mom(hahaha, not) recovers in the hospital from her brain surgery(if it is even true). Gofundme needs to know this kid is a scam. Trump doesn’t even spend that much a month…

    • Curious
      January 19, 2018 at 1:13 am

      To the person above this comment.. you pay less than $1k for rent for a place big enough to house a family of 8…???? Where they do that at?! 

      • #ohioswhereitsat
        January 19, 2018 at 2:50 am

        Yes, I have a 4 bedroom rental house(front and back yard, drive), gas, electric, cable, water/sewer, trash, I think that’s the basics, all for $1k or less per month. We do pay for extras like cells and Netflix and stuff like that plus a car payment twice a month(3 1/2 yr lease to buy, you pay more now but it ends up being less). I’m in Ohio, so the cost of living is a lot less here, you get a bigger house for the amount, rent is only $500/mo. We will be moving to a secluded part of Ohio in the country and utilities will be a little more but will still be less than $1500/mo for all I listed as basics and the rent. The schools aren’t the best here, but my oldests are homeschooled until we do get out of this neighborhood. Anywhere in Ohio is like that, West Virginia too, even though they are known for their hillbillies, it’s not as hillbilly as you would think.

      • 5HourEnergy'd
        January 19, 2018 at 10:57 am

        Ohio is very much known for hillbillies and MUCH more… like 3X more. I had the misfortune of traveling to Dayton and Beavercreek for business. Every three feet there were Waffle Houses and ads for 3X sized lingerie, both on billboards and on the radio. And then those ridiculous mega churches along the highway… which are littered with truck stops aka “hillbilly heroin outlets” between mega church exits.

        Columbus wasn’t too terrible though. I felt like there were more full sets of teeth and women wearing clothes sized small to medium that actually fit their bodies.

        BUT on the plus (not clothes) related side, the cost of living matches the population. Unlike here where it costs a fortune to still be ratchet. Hence the food stamps and welfare cash allowances being in such high demand.

    • Coral
      January 19, 2018 at 7:18 pm

      I actually know this family very well. The gofundme is real. Their mom is in intensive care & has a TBI(traumatic brain injury). I know for a fact nothing is fake. We all are not perfect. It’s truly sad seeing this post SLANDERING this family. Patty never hurt anyone… she needs to heal & needs positive vibes only.

      • Nick
        January 20, 2018 at 8:58 pm

        Facts!

    • A
      January 20, 2018 at 8:56 pm

      This is bullshit, family needs help right now. They don’t need people putting them down you fucks! You need to get the facts!

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