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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Berkley:
Alright, so I’m not saying this is all a lie, but here’s some stuff that just doesn’t add up:
- Mom needs “a major brain surgery” that she hasn’t woke up from. Wait…..what? As opposed to a minor brain surgery?
- And she’s sleeping? Or in a coma? Yea, the lack of details here certainly lead me to believe that we’re not getting the whole story.
- They won’t know the severity of the damage until she wakes up? Yea, that sounds like something a doctor would say.
- A 19 year old is now the “sole provider” for his two juvenile siblings. He needs money because he has to pay all the bills since mom is either sleeping, brain dead, or in a coma (not sure which) and he can’t access her accounts. Oh yea, this is believable. Because a bank would’t let you access your braindead mother’s bank account to pay the rent, and if they don’t pay the heating bill the gas company is gonna take heat away from two minor children during the winter. Definitely.
- All of a sudden he knows that the bills will last for “a few months,” even though he earlier said they wouldn’t know until the, “major brain surgery.”
Yea so, I’m not gonna beat around the bush – he’s a liar. I have no idea if Mom was really in a crash, but the rest of his story is obviously 100% pure grade bullshit.
Then there’s the fact that he’s a “rapper”:
A rapper who flaunts $100 bills in is profile pictures:
A rapper who wears gold chains and gold watches for his bathroom selfies:
A rapper who pimps out his Honda and parks it at Gillette stadium to show the world just how much of a baller he really is:
A rapper who wears weed pajama pants and has a cubby for each of his flat brimmed hats including, “the hat.”
Then there’s the fact that his sister, who was also in this car accident that he never mentioned the location of, and just had 20 stitches in her head, is a ghettofabulous Berkley wannabe junior hoodrat:
It turns out this girl whose mother is allegedly braindead or in a coma, and who just went through a traumatic accident, is a gangsta as shit weed dealer:
Yea, if you refer to marijuana as “fire” you’re a bootleg drug dealer.
She swears she’s hard though:
Oh look, a suburban white girl dropping n bombs. How original. She might have weed for sale, but I’ll tell you one thing you can’t buy off of Carsyn – a vowel.
And of course she’s posting on Facebook about how upset she is that her customers are ungrateful that she’s selling skimp bags of weed to them. Keep in mind, this girl was allegedly just in a traumatic car accident and her family is strapped for cash. But yet she could be “making mad other plays,” to sell her shitty Taunton weed.
Calling out her clients while using the n word and showing off her weed proceeds seems to be her thing (note the comment on the bottom right):
“Clients be bitches.” Yea, generally when you’re selling to high school kids you’re gonna get a lot of ones. And if you’re gonna flash less than $100, then you can’t use a 100 enoji. That’s hoodrat 101 stuff.
She was really laying into this guy Jayquan, which seems like a smart thing to do considering his resume:
If your profile contains the words, “fuck 12,” free (fill in the blank),” or has a cover photo of a friend’s grave, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never have to go through the a midlife crisis. Because you had it when you were 11.
Nevertheless she persisted on calling him out:
And when you call out a hoodbooger like this on Facebook, expect ratchet blowback from dog filtered GED participation trophies:
She wasn’t backing down though…
Carsyn honey, you’re a white girl from Berkley. I promise you this will not end well for you. Plus, you have yet to be granted permission to use the n word so freely:
Always get permission first. Just because you refuse to sleep with white guys doesn’t grandfather you in:
If these are your family photos growing up:
Then you’re not urban enough to get the white person n word card.
If not, prepare to cash deez handz:
Oh good, she’s threatening to fight pregnant chicks while her brother is trying to use her to raise $10,000 for a GoFundMe scam in her behalf.
When Mom wasn’t in a coma or brain dead or whatever she is now, she was obviously doing a bang up job parenting:
So yea, this is obviously a completely bullshit GoFundMe. Who knows where Mom really is or what really happened to her. All I know is they’ve already raised over $5,000 because they have really stupid friends who will donate to them anyway. Murica.