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Best Friend Ever Pummels And Breaks Chair On Chud Who Smashed His Friend’s Face With A Beer Mug At A Methuen Bar 

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Meanwhile in Methuen….

And if it gets taken down by Facebook….

Gotta love the dude screaming in the background throughout the entire fight. That definitely helps guy. Apparently this happened Saturday night at the Brick House Tavern during the McGregor fight and Red Sox game, which was a circus in and of itself. If you didn’t see how that fight ended, watch this:

I guess in the UFC you’re allowed to jump into the Octagon and suckerpunch trained killing machines who are exhausted from a fight. Still not half as entertaining as Methuen. This poor guy got hit in the face with a glass mug:

Those are literally shards of grass spraying everywhere.

We all need friends like crazy Irish dude in the Red Sox jersey….

He took about a fifth of a second to evaluate the room, find the shithead who did this, and track him down…….with a chair of course:

Some might fault him for going for the chair. Not me. All rules are off when someone smashes your buddy in the face with a glass mug. The guy in the red shirt who hit McGregor isn’t half the pussy that glass mug guy is. Kevin Brewskilis wasn’t having none of that shit:

How are you gonna hit someone in the face with a glass mug, and then run away from a fist fight. What a fucking chick.

Let’s not underestimate his jersey shore wannabe butt buddy in the wife beater who then took another chair and smashed it over the guy’s back, who was already lying on the floor from being hit in the face with a glass mug:

Somehow he just got up and walked away like a champ:

Anyway, I haven’t seen this is in the news or anything, and have no idea if these mongrels were arrested. But we’d love to expose wife beater and glass mug boy, so if you know who they are feel free to message TB Rider on the Facebook machine, or one of our Facebook pages, or email [email protected]

15 Comment(s)
  • John Taffers's Jock Strap
    October 11, 2018 at 1:02 am

    The guy the ginger goes after is not even the guy who breaks the mug on his friends face. After he smashes the mug he goes off camera to the left, then another random guy in black walks from the left to the right. You can tell they are different because the guy at the end doesnt hace a distinct full sleeve tattoo on his right arm. Old boy got sucker punched for wearing the wrong shirt that night. SHUT IT DOWN!!!!

  • Reimersbrowneye
    October 9, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    Kirk minihane hit with fristy mug? Not on my watch-big red broski

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    October 9, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    First rule of fight club kids…

  • The Feminist M. L. King
    October 9, 2018 at 4:48 am

    Dressing and behaving as thuglife wannabes, once human they are degraded by the relentless message sent, in all forms of media, to adopt another culture.

  • whatevuh
    October 8, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    Methuen, it’s next to Lawrence, trash bag USA, amature UFC wannabe’s

    • MrSmiley
      October 9, 2018 at 4:26 am

      Hop skip and a jump to Haverhill as well. Methuen was doomed from the start.

      • Merrimack Valley Conference Allstar
        October 9, 2018 at 9:53 am

        Methuen makes Haverhill look like Brookline.

  • Scott
    October 8, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Brewskilis didn’t do any damage. Fake news.

  • juror seven esq.
    October 8, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    I’m thinking this isn’t the first time something like this has happened at the Brick House. The help pretty much went right to picking up the chairs, arranging the tables. Making sure they didn’t get stiffed on any tabs and seeing who wanted another round. Nothing to see here, as the saying goes. Perhaps the management would like to open up another location in Worcester’s Canal District? A place for the non Mambo Drinks crowd.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 9, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      I’m there! LOL

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 8, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    This is why Methuen can’t have nice things.

  • Big Jim
    October 8, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    Any male over the age of 21 who is still caught wearing a pro replica jersey or a hat on backwards can’t be taken all that seriously…

  • Y
    October 8, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    Cull the herd

  • Mike Barnicle
    October 8, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Kevin Cullen and I were at that watering that night, tipping a few, when this racially charged fight broke out. Kevin and I had to crack a few heads, but we got the situation under control.

    • Alex Reimer the dirty creeamer and dainty screamer possible queefer
      October 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      Omg don’t forget I was there with you! Remember borges rubbed his dirty chest hair against me and I loved it! Ya Pissant lol.

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