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Bet You Anything The 13 Year Old Who Knocked Up Jr. Smokeshow 24 Year Old Teacher Is An Undocumented Immigrant

 

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SourceWhat a 24-year-old Aldine ISD teacher is accused of doing with one of her students is disturbing at best. Prosecutors say Alexandria Vera not only engaged in a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old student, but the teacher, who already has one child, became pregnant by the eighth-grader.KPRC, KSAT 12’s sister station, spoke to parents who were in disbelief.

“Horrible for any father or any family member going through this situation,” says Gerson Bonilla, a father.

An Aldine Independent School District peace officer was assigned to conduct a follow-up investigation about an improper relationship between Vera and a student at Stovall Middle School, according to the District Attorney’s Office.

Vera, an English teacher, allegedly admitted to having a sexual relationship since September with the student. A report said the student was in the teacher’s eighth-grade English class. The DA’s Office said the officer received school records showing the student to be under the age of 14 at the time Vera began the sexual relationship.

Vera told the officer that she first met the student during a summer school session. The DA’s Office said the student tried to communicate with the teacher on Instagram. She later sent a message to the student after not being in class, which led to the student asking for her phone number.

Vera said the student asked if the two of them could hang out and she said ‘yes,’ according to court documents. She told the officer she drove to the student’s house to pick the student up, in which they drove around and she said that they kissed in the car.

The next day, Vera said she drove over to the student’s house again because the student’s parents were not home. According to the report, Vera said this was the first time she and the student had sex. Officials believe this was in September.

But in court documents Vera says the student’s parents not only knew about the relationship, they approved of it and allowed the teen to spend the night at Vera’s home in Spring where they would engage in sex on a regular basis. She told an investigator she would drop him off at home in the morning so he could catch the bus to school at Stovall Middle School.

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This story is fascinating. More than anything I wanna know why the parents were cool with this? And why was it not a big deal for a 13 year old boy to just NOT COME HOME on school nights? The it hit me. There’s only one way that this can possibly make sense – the kid’s family is undocumented. That would make total sense wouldn’t it? Have their stud 13 year old impregnate some dumbass American woman with an anchor baby. Boom – immigration status problem solved.

The real crime here is the deceiving pictures. I mean, she looks like a pretty good time. But then you see her mugshot:

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Talk about false advertising.

Gotta love her excuses too. She tried resisting the kid. She wouldn’t be friends with him on Instagram. Then one day he was absent from school so she messaged him on IG, because that’s standard procedure when a kid is absent from school. Next thing you know she’s giving him her phone number, picking him up, smooching like whoa, and raping the shit out of him repeatedly. Shit happens.

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Oh yea, and here’s the kid:

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What woman wouldn’t be attracted to a Voke-stache like that? It’s irresistible. She basically had no choice.

But seriously, this wasn’t a sexual relationship – it was rape. If it were a dude banging a 13 year old that’s what it would be referred to as. But since it’s the other way around it’s called a sexual relationship. Newsflash – a 13 year old cannot consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Even in Texas.

Oh, and here’s the best part. Plot twist – another teacher at this SAME SCHOOL was fired two years ago for giving a kid a lap dance IN CLASS!!!

“Toward the end of the dance, according to the documents, the boy said Smith got on her knees and placed her head between his legs. Court records show she then danced with her arms wrapped around him and said, “I love you baby, happy birthday.” In a statement Smith gave to police, she admitted performing for the boy. She recalled circling him while he sat in the chair and losing her balance a few times, court records show.”

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Good God. What kind of cologne are these boys wearing? Why would you go into teaching if your fetish is 13 year old boys? Like, shouldn’t that be the LAST job you should take if that’s your thing? I mean, I get it if you’re just in it for the easy bang, but these women apparently planned on keeping their jobs for a long time. Literally pick any other job. Just whatever you do, don’t go into teaching if you have a thing for banging 13 year olds.

And why would any kid want a lap dance from Jar Jar Binks?

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But yea, just you wait. They’re investigating the family of this kid because they approved of this raping relationship and are excited about the baby. They’re from a city in southern Texas that’s probably flooded with undocumented immigrants. You heard it hear first – this kid knocked up his teacher because his parents told him they needed an anchor baby to stay in the states.

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • White NOT RACIST American Citizen
    May 8, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    TurtleBitch,

    You’re pathetic. And you think you’re in the right to just go around making things up and then “reporting” on it.
    Ever think it’s an American family that have shitbag people like you for parents that don’t care what their kids do? NOPE- turtlebitch thinks it was all because they were desperately trying to secure an anchor baby. YOU ARE A JOKE.

    Go kill yourself.

  • Lating
    November 18, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    Tirtleboy, your an igmorant racist prick who assumes that because the boy is a hispanic male he has to be here illegaly, and because the teacher is a hispanic woman she was born here and her family has been here a long time. How do you do not know that she wasnt born in Mexico, or that her parents are from mexico and that she herself is an anchor baby? And then you wanta make fun of the boys appearance as if insinuating that hes ugly because hes hispanic? I think that your a little dissapointed that the boy was hispanic and not white. Dont ever forget that hispanic women belong to hispanic men buddy, and that is never hoing to change. I dont care how much you think youve taken from hispanic men and how much you’ve screwed them over, hispanic women belong to us. Your a good example of why I dont like to see hispanic women dating white men. So do me a favor, stay over in massachussetts with your circle of stupid friends and dont ever go anywhere where there’s a lot of hispanic people because you might end up getting hurt.

  • Jack
    June 4, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    That lucky little fucker

  • RSoxGuy
    June 3, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Much too hot to be guilty.

  • juror seven
    June 3, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    How about this. If the dude is 13, how do we know this? Undocumented? The family says that is his age, he says it is his age, so where’s the proof? For all anyone knows, from the story, he could be 17, 18, 19. Great angle to use to get some easy tail. We all know about birth certificates from many third world countries, just look at Little League baseball.

  • Itinerant Engineer
    June 3, 2016 at 10:10 am

    As a wandering, turtle-riding engineer that’s found himself living in Houston because of the awesome economic climate and low cost of living, I first heard this story earlier this week. I’m glad to see that TB picked up the story, even if it is just a one-off.

    Anyways, there are a lot of illegal immigrants living in and around Houston. The ”Mexican landscaper” meme is alive and well here, and the taco trucks are second to none. The area where this all went down is called Aldine, which is a not-very-nice area on Greens Bayou near Bush Airport. That area’s got about a 60% Hispanic population so it wouldn’t surprise me if this kid was from an undocumented family or was even an anchor baby himself. On the other hand, most of the Latin American folks in Houston are either here legally or are citizens so it might just be a family of weirdos.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    June 3, 2016 at 10:06 am

    Pedophile.

  • Light and Dark
    June 3, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Story goes that she aborted it. Anchors away my boys.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    June 3, 2016 at 7:37 am

    I think I saw that kid rioting at the Trump rally yesterday.

  • BobnMic
    June 3, 2016 at 2:49 am

    The only good comment I have is girls that wear oversized aviator sun glasses are super hot. Other than that in reality this one is a dipshit criminal and should be in jail.

  • Jay
    June 3, 2016 at 2:44 am

    “Undocumented Immigrant.” What a joke phrase.

    Turtleboy bowing to political correctness now? It’s ILLEGAL immigrants.

    • paul
      June 3, 2016 at 3:58 am

      Thank you…you stole my thunder though

    • Chris Curtis
      June 3, 2016 at 7:33 am

      How is it politically correct to say undocumented? They have no documentation.

      • John Wick
        June 3, 2016 at 11:16 am

        Because they’re here ILLEGALLY. It’s not because they lack documentation. They entered this country illegally.

        Calling them undocumented is sugar coating the fact that they broke the law to get here. Hence being PC. We’re a sovereign nation with laws that are followed. I know I have to follow them, so why do others get a free pass?

        • KimberlyS
          KJDS
          June 3, 2016 at 11:27 am

          The term ‘Undocumented Immigrant’ has been pushed by leftist progressive groups (notably La Raza) to replace Illegal Alien because they think Illegal Alien is “dehumanizing & racialized”.

          If anyone in the public sphere says ‘illegal’ anymore, they get jumped on by the PC police.

    • Gracie
      June 3, 2016 at 10:09 am

      LOL good one, Jay. You caught that!

    • Ozzy Medina
      November 18, 2016 at 9:15 am

      you are ignorant and stupid the way this crappy and sorry website tells the story and down talking “undoctunted immigrants” you can all shove the racisim where the soon dont shine if you didn’t know how to pound pussy at 13 you must have been a loser and if your saying you couldn’t handle it that makes you even more of a loser i would of tore her up because if not her the other 13 year old girls put out too just so you know kids are having sex more and more earlier and why you ask because all these parents are moran’s when it comes to raising kids right and instilling good virtues

  • Stephen Bernal
    TheBraveOutside
    June 3, 2016 at 1:11 am

    I’ll tell you why it isn’t rape: It’s because six million guys across the country are wishing it were THEM when they were 13. Thirteen year olds aren’t very attractive and are very awkward. They don’t get much ass.

    As someone who did lose HIS virginity at 13 (pretty gross and awkward), I’ll tell you – it was really great, but also pretty awful. I dated an ultra-horny girl 2 years older than me (who now uses “Doctor” as a prefix, she isn’t in the medical field) for a year. She wasn’t classically “hot”, far more than studious type. I didn’t know what I was doing, I was just barely used to my hand doing the job. It was awkward for our entire relationship, moreso for me than her – and she wound up leaving me for a graduating senior, whom she later married. I was, really, too young for fucking. So was this kid.

    I didn’t really get the hang of shit until I was 16 and dating a freshman in college. We were together for 4 years and I wound up a teen dad. You’d think I made this whoooole thing up, but I’m attending my son’s graduation tomorrow night. I’m 35, he’s 18. Don’t get it twisted, though. I wound up being a single dad to him once his mother surfaced with a schizophrenic diagnosis because my kid had 37 tardies and 19 absences one school year because she stayed until 5 AM every day thinking people were breaking into her apartment and I found out she was sending my child support money to convicts in prison. She later had 3 kids (now all elementary school aged) with a married man and I swear to effing God, she will be a Turtleboy story one day because she’s out of her mind and constantly involved with DCF. As proof, I will readily admit my story when she surfaces. But, the truth remains, crazy girls are amazing in bed.

    … and I’m drunk with the day off tomorrow and decided you wanted to know my teenage sexual history. I married a “cougar” 7 years my senior. The end.

    • Hugh Jassol
      June 3, 2016 at 7:16 am

      So if a 13 year old girl is willing, it’s not rape?

      Just because 6 million guys spent a drunken night spankin’ it to facebook pics of this week’s version of Mary Kay and Vili doesn’t mean it’s not rape. She took advantage of her position of power as his teacher and used him to satisfy the sexual desires she didn’t have the self-control to NOT act upon.

    • Gracie
      June 3, 2016 at 10:07 am

      ooh you STUD. shut up. nobody cares about your conquests, but we do care how your son turned out. Poor kid.

    • Gracie
      June 3, 2016 at 10:12 am

      I think that’s her brother in the mug shot. LOL

    • Turtlegirl
      June 3, 2016 at 10:28 am

      What a beautiful story.

  • Reddog
    June 3, 2016 at 12:37 am

    Fiesty,should have seen me at 13. About 5-10, 110lbs,super uncoordinated with Ronald McDonald red hair. You wouldn’t find that attractive?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 3, 2016 at 12:45 am

      You were 5’10 at 13??? What were you eating? I’m 5’1 at 35! I’m 4 inches away from needing a booster seat!

      • Sweetie
        June 3, 2016 at 10:03 am

        You guys should totally hook up. LOL

  • blahblahblah
    June 3, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Thank you TB for calling this what it is (rape) and her what she is (a predator) and for pointing out the double standard of cases involving a male teacher vs. female teacher.

    Wrong is wrong, regardless of the gender of the pedophile (or victim).

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    June 3, 2016 at 12:22 am

    She had 97lbs of foundation on… Why not some mascara and lip gloss? Keep it simple. She looks like a clown! This is disgusting to say the least. What type of woman finds a 13 year old boy sexually attractive? Gross…

    That is what I call a mexistache by the way, so your theory may be correct.

    • January 15, 2017 at 9:35 am

      You ignorant people all of you are wrong… nobody need documents this a cultural difference . so read about us and learn our way to see life, sexual relations and social relationships.
      back in my country I had sexual relations when I was 13 year old I mantained a relationship with that same person for 6 years We graduated from high school and were successful!!!, he was 18 and during all that time we fuck million times today I am a happy professional woman. married and with not trauma.
      so it’s about culture and laws that of course we should follow and respect if we want to live in the USA.!!

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