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Big Joe, A 300 Pound Man Who Shouted Down Every Raging SJW At This Women’s March, Is The Hero America Has Been Waiting For

Big Joe, A 300 Pound Man Who Shouted Down Every Raging SJW At This Women’s March, Is The Hero America Has Been Waiting For

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So at the women’s march in Los Angeles this past weekend a 6’3″ 300 pound man named Big Joe just so happened to be riding his bike home when someone stopped him for an interview. And despite the fact that he was surrounded by simple minded morons throwing a hissy fit about the results of a fair and democratic election, he did not back down, nor did he hesitate to throw verbal punches. It was a magnificent display:

Feministos worst nightmare. America needs more people like Big Joe. Big Joe is not here to make excuses. Big Joe is not here to whine about the fact that Big Joe is riding a bike. Big Joe is not gonna complain that it’s very hard to find any clothes in his size. Because Big Joe is a man who solves his own problems.

The worst person in that video was this chick, who picked a fight with him by telling him that Trump wasn’t elected:

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“You’re oblivious. You’re on a bicycle and you’re oblivious.”

Has there ever been a quote that sums up the smugness and elitism of social justice warriors than that quote right there? Translation – you’re an idiot because you’re poor and can’t afford a car. She says this while holding a $600 phone and marching against oppression in a country where women aren’t denied a SINGLE right that men are.

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“We’re here to make a change.”

No, actually, Big Joe is here to make a change. It appears as if people like him made that change in November when they denied Hillary Clinton the White House. You’re not here to “make a change.” You’re here to throw a hissy-fit, and Big Joe is here to remind you about what a fraud you are.

My favorite part was when the white guy came over and started lecturing him about how evil Trump is:

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You just KNOW this white guy has been calling every Trump supporter he sees on Facebook a racist. Then he runs into this big black guy defending him and he realizes he can’t use that card this time around. Big Joe don’t play that. Because make no doubt about it. If Big Joe was a white guy taking on this crowd, everyone would be calling him a racist. Everyone.  Just look at this man:

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He’s literally taking on the entire crowd. Including the transitioning man in cargo shorts who just didn’t have it in him to leave his banjo at home.

Big Joe rambled a lot, but he couldn’t possibly keep it any realer than he did starting around the 6:30 mark. These mobs and crowds created an atmosphere in this country in which people were afraid to publicly admit they were voting for Trump. That’s why the polls all said Hillary was going to win. But as Big Joe pointed out, once they got in the voting booth it was a different story, as millions voted for him specifically because they were sick of privileged, millennial assholes with iPhones calling them names for having a different opinion than these fascists.



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25 Comment(s)
  • ZephyrCat
    January 24, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    GodBless this guy! Dead on right about everything! ‘Nuff said!

  • juror seven esq.
    January 24, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    Something about Big Joe reminds me of Tony Sapprano. A certain dimension about how he makes a point. Quite certain that Big Joe has a PHD from the school of life. While all of these SJW assholes are shiting their britches over the fact that they lost

  • Gabe Johnson
    January 24, 2017 at 11:48 am

    SJW is a four letter word! If I ever get that retarded just shoot me!

  • John Galt
    January 24, 2017 at 11:46 am

    Big Joe has more brains on his bike seat than any combined dozen of those protesters who protest nothing.

  • Gabe Johnson
    January 24, 2017 at 11:45 am

    This guy is my new hero

  • David Portnoy
    January 24, 2017 at 11:14 am

    Stop trolling Barstool Sports for blog posts.

  • Klarn Mxyzptlk
    January 24, 2017 at 10:32 am

    Which is worse: Racism or Sexism?

  • Woodiculous
    January 24, 2017 at 9:49 am

    If CNN decides that it wants to stay in business, it should fire their anchor crew and hire Big Joe as the chief commentator. Money calling, yo!

  • Troubled Nostrils
    January 24, 2017 at 9:14 am

    President Trump needs to tab Big Joe as the US Ambassador to California after it secedes.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    January 24, 2017 at 9:00 am

    What exactly would these people being doing with their time if Hillary had been elected? Would they be marching in blue dresses? Or denying a BJ IS a sexual indescretion , especially when a MARRIED man gets it in the Oval Office? I am so confused why trump is sooo bad for SAYING things but everyone else that hides, or denies things is OK. I am a woman and while i am not convinced any woman shoul be president , i am sure it shouldn’t be Hillary. I would have had more respect if she had got rid of blowjob billy and went after presidency , not just sit back and ignore the facts. That says what a push over she is and not presidential material. I at least respect how much of an asshole trump can be.

  • No SJW
    January 24, 2017 at 7:19 am

    Love Big Joe! And riding a bike is good for your health and the environment!!

  • XXChromosome
    January 24, 2017 at 6:14 am

    The long overdue day will come when a woman is elected President of the United States of America….and I will be THRILLED. ELATED (Hopefully it will not be Elizabeth Warren.) But I will not hate on every white male who holds the office until then. How ridiculous. THAT, my friends is sexism/gender discrimination.

  • XXChromosome
    January 24, 2017 at 6:10 am

    You know what else is the most ridiculous shit I have heard? All these balloon knots yelling “IMPEACH!” Impeach DJT??? FOR WHAT???? What could you possibly impeach him for at this moment? He hasn’t stuck a cigar up any woman’s vagina yet and lied about what he believes “sexual relations” entail. Impeach him? FOR WHAT?

    • Next door to Kevin
      January 24, 2017 at 8:50 am

      Balloon knots!!!!!

    • Gabe Johnson
      January 24, 2017 at 11:51 am

      Yet, lol.

  • XXChromosome
    January 24, 2017 at 6:06 am

    I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Trump has no intention of going after Roe v. Wade or gay marriage rights. He has said so during his campaign. A rally, stand out, sit in, march, or whatever you want to call it is NOT going to change the fact that DJT is now our President. If you want to protest something, wait until there is something to protest. Go out and find those companies where women are paid less than men and march in front of THOSE BUSINESSES instead of vandalizing businesses and buildings that have nothing to do with the election, Trump, or sexism.

  • Sal Monella
    January 24, 2017 at 3:35 am

    This guy is not unique. As I traveled last year I interfaced with many people, quite a few of them African Americans. I was stunned to learn over a year ago the support Trump was getting early on in the primary race. These were life long Democrats, men and women, who were sending him checks. They had good paying jobs but their kids and grand kids didn’t. He was the only one speaking to them about getting jobs back. If he can follow through and revitalize the inner city job market the Democrat Party will be out of power for two or three generations.

    These pro fetus slaughterers have been and always will be a vocal, disturbed and energetic minority.

  • Anonymous
    January 24, 2017 at 1:59 am

    We should all strive to be this man… Doesn’t back down when dozens of people are surrounding and against him.

    Hell, I wish he’d be a Turtleboy writer.

  • Trapped in the Hell of Greenfield
    January 24, 2017 at 12:12 am

    The whole march should’ve been renamed the Wrath of the Sore SJW’s.
    One of my (shockingly, liberal) history teachers said it best–
    The historical women’s march in the 20’s, the Civil Rights march, etc.
    were demonstrating against rights they still hadn’t gotten yet.
    These people were marching against rights they ALL already HAVE.
    I’m sorry, I’m a Democrat-ish chick and these women do not represent me.

  • Smart non-lemming man
    January 24, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Surprised someone with so much sense, lives in Southern California, especially the L.A. area.

  • Officer BobnMic
    January 23, 2017 at 11:37 pm

    I was busy solving the TJ murder or I would have been at this protest ready, guns blazin’ like, PEW PEW PEW!! Hands up ladies! Don’t be distracted by my long self proclaimed voluptuous hairstyle and my crystal meth clear blue eyes! hehehehehehehehe….

    • BobnMic
      January 24, 2017 at 3:55 am

      Your little world must be such a special place whatever the color the sky is – that is. But as Church Lady says:

      • Officer BobnMic
        January 24, 2017 at 10:57 am

        Why are you posing as me? Have some balls SJW!! When I find out who you are, I’m going to arrest you. I bought pegs for my bicycle, when I arrest criminals they are forced to stand on the pegs and wrap their handcuffed arms around my waist while I speed down to the station.

        I also put a few poker cards between the spokes of my tires, you should hear that engine roar.

    • Jessup
      January 24, 2017 at 6:16 am

      Yep because the kid’s murder is a joke, right? Asshole.

      • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
        January 24, 2017 at 9:10 am

        The only joke around here is the size of my package.

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