Big Joe, A 300 Pound Man Who Shouted Down Every Raging SJW At This Women’s March, Is The Hero America Has Been Waiting For
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So at the women’s march in Los Angeles this past weekend a 6’3″ 300 pound man named Big Joe just so happened to be riding his bike home when someone stopped him for an interview. And despite the fact that he was surrounded by simple minded morons throwing a hissy fit about the results of a fair and democratic election, he did not back down, nor did he hesitate to throw verbal punches. It was a magnificent display:
Feministos worst nightmare. America needs more people like Big Joe. Big Joe is not here to make excuses. Big Joe is not here to whine about the fact that Big Joe is riding a bike. Big Joe is not gonna complain that it’s very hard to find any clothes in his size. Because Big Joe is a man who solves his own problems.
The worst person in that video was this chick, who picked a fight with him by telling him that Trump wasn’t elected:
“You’re oblivious. You’re on a bicycle and you’re oblivious.”
Has there ever been a quote that sums up the smugness and elitism of social justice warriors than that quote right there? Translation – you’re an idiot because you’re poor and can’t afford a car. She says this while holding a $600 phone and marching against oppression in a country where women aren’t denied a SINGLE right that men are.
“We’re here to make a change.”
No, actually, Big Joe is here to make a change. It appears as if people like him made that change in November when they denied Hillary Clinton the White House. You’re not here to “make a change.” You’re here to throw a hissy-fit, and Big Joe is here to remind you about what a fraud you are.
My favorite part was when the white guy came over and started lecturing him about how evil Trump is:
You just KNOW this white guy has been calling every Trump supporter he sees on Facebook a racist. Then he runs into this big black guy defending him and he realizes he can’t use that card this time around. Big Joe don’t play that. Because make no doubt about it. If Big Joe was a white guy taking on this crowd, everyone would be calling him a racist. Everyone. Just look at this man:
He’s literally taking on the entire crowd. Including the transitioning man in cargo shorts who just didn’t have it in him to leave his banjo at home.
Big Joe rambled a lot, but he couldn’t possibly keep it any realer than he did starting around the 6:30 mark. These mobs and crowds created an atmosphere in this country in which people were afraid to publicly admit they were voting for Trump. That’s why the polls all said Hillary was going to win. But as Big Joe pointed out, once they got in the voting booth it was a different story, as millions voted for him specifically because they were sick of privileged, millennial assholes with iPhones calling them names for having a different opinion than these fascists.
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