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Billerica Ball Washer Reignites 18 Month Old Drama With Sal’s Pizza By Writing Them A Special Message On His Barn

 

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This is Arthur “Kippy” Lynch from Billerica.

As you can see he just oozes sex appeal.

He was in the news back in January of 2018 when his neighbor’s, Sal’s Pizza, was doing a rebuild and he disapproved of their methods. This is how he expressed his displeasure.

The owner of the barn, Arthur Lynch, wrote this term because he has been upset with the rebuild project at Sal’s Pizza, despite the business following every condition of the permit that was approved by Billerica boards.

“They made my whole yard into a fishbowl,” Lynch, 66, who lives at 324 Boston Road, said on Tuesday. “The fence used to be higher, so you couldn’t see. Now, the new fence is lower, so you can sit there in the car and watch my whole house.

“If they raise the fence, I’ll take douchebag off the house, but otherwise, I’m probably gonna add more,” he added.

Lynch also said that douchebag is not an obscene word. However, seeing this term along the main drag of Billerica has been frustrating for parents, officials and Sal’s Pizza — which reopened on Dec. 18 at 328 Boston Road.

“We are disappointed with what’s facing our business,” said Eric Kuhnen, director of operations for Sal’s Pizza. “We feel bad for the town of Billerica.

Could be worse for Sal’s Pizza. They could’ve moved in next to Bret Killoran. Douchebag would be replaced by a collection of slayer lyrics and compound words that all end in cunt.

I guess he was mad that the fence wasn’t high enough, just in case Hakeem Olajuwon stopped by to eat pizza and wanted to see how tall the grass was on the other side.

Ultimately cooler heads prevailed and two weeks later Kippy agreed to cover up the word “douchebag.”

As part of the rebuild, Sal’s Pizza constructed a six-foot fence — a height within the conditions of the permit approved by the Planning Board and Zoning Board of Appeals. Lynch wanted a higher fence, so Sal’s Pizza agreed to an eight-foot fence of his choice. A week later, workers were installing the eight-foot fence, but Lynch “had a fit, throwing them off his property,” according to Mark LaLumiere, Billerica’s building commissioner. As a result, Sal’s Pizza proceeded with the six-foot fence.

Lupoli said he was out of the country when this dispute came up. He visited Lynch two days ago, as he promised he would in a conversation with a Sun editor, introduced himself and said, “I’m here to understand your concerns.”

“He asked me why I was there and not my contractors,” Lupoli recalled.

Lupoli said he responded, “Because I own the real estate, and owners should talk to each other.”

Lynch agreed, and they walked the site together.

I’m sorry, this guy is a fucking douchebag, which is probably why he wrote that word on his barn. The owner of this restaurant went out of his way to basically get down on his knees and let this queef dictate how the rebuild would go. Shithead demands that the fence be 8 feet, the business owner agreed, they start putting it up and then pecker stain freaks out on them and ends the project. So they put up a 6 foot fence instead and he complains that the fence isn’t 8 feet tall.

I would’ve told him to fuck right off at this point, which is why I don’t own a business. But the owner wanted to try to make him happy because “Douchebag” probably isn’t good for business.

And it worked out great. Until this week when not only did he bring “douchebag” back, he added a preamble.

And that is why you don’t negotiate with terrorists. Wait until this lunatic finds out about Yelp and Google. Then Sal’s is gonna have real problems.

The Billerica ball washer clearly isn’t well.

But that’s no excuse. If you’re crazy like this then go live in a group home. Living on your own is for civilized people. Does he not have family members that can see he’s clearly going through a mental breakdown? He had to get on a ladder for the sole purpose of writing “SUCK MY BALLS” on his own property because he’s mad at a pizza place for not putting up a big enough fence, even though they offered to put up a bigger fence. Writing “douchebag” is one thing, since that’s not technically a swear. But suck my balls? That’s gotta violate some sort of town ordinance.

 

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33 Comment(s)
  • John Galt
    July 27, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Gonna make a point to stop here for a slice today. This guy is off….what’s with Billerica these days? And how does a non-alcohol strip club stay open so long??

    Ah, for the days of the Webb Brook Inn.

  • Judge dread
    July 26, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    This scumbag covers up the douchebag word instead of spending 30 bucks on a can of white paint? Obviously this is not over and he plans on revealing it again.

    Plus who writes that shit on their own house? You could have handed out flyers, staged a protest, put up a cardboard sign or some other shit, like going to city hall meetings to talk about your issues. but seriously spray painting your own house? Wtf?

    This dude has a 75 IQ and it’s obvious. Someone needs to knock this dudes teeth out for lowering property value by spray painting shit 14 year olds should write.

    • righteouspossum
      August 2, 2019 at 7:47 am

      Webb Brook CLUB not inn

  • z
    July 26, 2019 at 10:09 am

    How can anyone that lives in an area that allows commercial businesses not think that commercial property will change looks or usage over time?

    Also, this clowns house looks to be about 100 ft away from the fence.

    Google maps has shows this guy with the remains of a catamaran in the front yard. But that’s ok.

    • EmfnT
      July 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm

      Even more curious is that Google maps shows 2 huge trees on this guys property between his barn and the fence. Now I know Google maps is sometimes old, but that begs the question of what happened to the trees? Did the guy take them down? Now he’s pissed off because people at Sal’s can see his property????

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    July 26, 2019 at 9:47 am

    Balloon knot… LMFAO
    “…Slayer lyrics and compound words that end with cunt.” LOL

  • Wax Arthur Lynch's little balls
    July 25, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    The queer barn owner needs to move to a more homo-genius kind of area. Maybe he could get his balls waxed by a tranny too. There’s nothing Arthur Lynch likes more than a ball waxing tranny, or so he says…

    • George Michael
      July 26, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      Does he whisper this intimately in yout ear or is it a careless whisper

      • WALLB
        July 26, 2019 at 9:30 pm

        He wrote it on the side of the barn you putz, can’t you fucking read? Stop trying to blow yourself you fake ron jeremy and stay with the story…

  • Mrs Rogers
    July 25, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Years ago I lived across the street from two families that didn’t get along. Family #1 took Family #2 to court and actually got an injunction forcing #2 to pay to have a fence built between the properties. A week later, a nice 8′ wooden fence was up, just on the edge of #2’s property. Then the entire #2 family went out with a bunch of different neon paints and painted a psychedelic design on #1’s side of the fence. Needless to say, #1 lost their shit, but nothing could be done because no laws were broken. Not long after that, #1 sold their house and moved away, and the fence came down. Food for thought.

    • Independent Thinker
      July 26, 2019 at 7:09 am

      That’s like when you want to build a house on a vacant lot you own and the neighbors fight it. Then you get many cans of spray paint and paint every rock a different color. Love it!

  • Duane Ingalls Glasscock
    July 25, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Billerica is Somerville with trees

    • isabelle ringing
      July 29, 2019 at 10:08 am

      If you mean the Somerville of old than yes, not that new wave shit…

  • WeRFucked
    July 25, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    I’ve decided I think he’s an asshole. Why didn’t he just plant some fucking tall, fast growing shrubs? Nope… gotta be a shithead. I think we should all go to Sal’s and get some pizza.

  • Just pizza
    July 25, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Never get a calzone at sal’s “just pizza”. Take their name at face value.

  • Mirror Mirror
    July 25, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Wasn’t the blog right before this about protecting the 1st Amendment (at al costs)? Then this rubbish?

    Please get your writers on the same page, Uncle. I understand expectations are low with the Fakebook bloggers, but at least get them to understand our most basic rights and how it allows them to write even this twaddle.

    • uncle randy
      July 25, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      I don’t think Turtleboy disagreed with the guy’s right to write what he wants on his barn.

      I think Turtleboy just gave their opinion that it’s a super douchebag thing to do, which it is. Turtleboy is also free to give their opinion, cause First Amendment.

      I think the side of that barn is fucking hilarious and I hope he writes more.

      • Great uncle randy
        July 25, 2019 at 9:34 pm

        Except for, there’s that little complaint to the government in there. Something bout a town ordinance

  • That Was Dumb
    July 25, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    I didn’t know guys in their mid 60’s were supposed to try and be sexy. C’mon…..you could’ve came up with a better dig than that, that was a lame one.

  • whatevuh
    July 25, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    just cover the restaurant windows with a nice set of drapes or shades, blocking the view, is this too hard to figure out? Let him live with his paintjob on his house . . . .

  • Authentic Ode to Billerica
    July 25, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    Billerica, Billerica, my old hometown;
    Though I don’t admit it that without a frown.

    Hit Concord Shores,
    For just one more

    And Ma Newman’s when funds are down.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 26, 2019 at 6:01 am

      A solid 6.5/10

      You need to work on the scan of the lines and the cadence a little.

      Also throw in the word “fuck” every now and again for impact.

      DS

      • Authentic to DS
        July 26, 2019 at 6:23 am

        Thank you.

        Not my best work, to be sure. But I ran out of medical marijuana.

        I appreciate your opinion and will make use of the advice.

  • Swillrica
    July 25, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Can’t they take the fence down altogether? That’d be fun.

    Besides, any kid old enough to read in Billerica is aware of that language.

    • Dont knock
      July 25, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      That’s the problem with Billerica. Most kids cant read. The whole town is a ratchet factory of stupid lowlifes.

  • Mr Garrison
    July 25, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    present them…..

  • Extra Cheese
    July 25, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Chicken legged cocksucker is just fishing for a boyfriend at sals.He hopes another cocksucker reads it gets excited and knocks at his backdoor for some action. Plus at his age it aint cool to hang out at rest stpp bathrooms.

  • Flatch Youlence
    July 25, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Terrific! I might have to go by Sal’s to enjoy the Art Nouveau while I eat a slice!

  • z
    July 25, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    He looks like Robert C. Treveiler, the father in the Ben Affleck movie “The Accountant””. Good movie when can you root for the hit man and not feel bad about it.

    Look up Treveiler on IMDB and quickly go to this guys Jamaican shirt photo.

  • Max Cady
    July 25, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Wow what a shock he’s alone in every picture.

    • z
      July 25, 2019 at 3:06 pm

      Maude the Fraud and him use the same camera person.

  • z
    July 25, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Movie. Blue Velvet.
    Dennis Hopper.

    Pabts Blue Ribbon/Heineken
    and

    And the Oxygen Mask not hooked up to anything.
    Fucking Look at me!!!! Don’t you fucking look at me!

  • Massholio
    July 25, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    RICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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