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Billerica Woman Arrested For Mooning In New Hampshire On Way To Loudon Motor Speedway

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SourceState police have arrested a Massachusetts woman who mooned drivers while crouching on the passenger seat of a car traveling north on Route 93.

Stephanie Sherburne, 22, of Billerica has been charged with indecent exposure and lewdness after police say she dropped her pants and exposed her backside and genitals to other drivers caught in heavy traffic due to the upcoming NASCAR race in Loudon. The incident took place around 7:25 p.m. police said.

Sherburne was released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to appear on September 4 in the Concord District Court.

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This has to be the most NASCAR story I’ve ever heard. I mean, hasn’t this state trooper ever been to a NASCAR race before? You can’t find more than five people who keep their pants on these things.

And quite frankly, mooning should NEVER be against the law. Because there is no more American prank than pulling your pants down and showering your adversary with a wall full of ass. Granted it’s a lot more hilarious when it’s a hairy man’s ass, which actually brings up my main point here. I think this is sexist. A woman’s ass is a work of art. It’s hot. That’s the only reason why this NASCAR babe was arrested – because it’s not funny when a woman moons you, due to the fact that it turns dudes on. And since America was a country founded by prudes and for prudes, we can’t be having none of that.

If she was a dude it would’ve been a case of “boys will be boys.” I can’t even tell you how many people I’ve mooned in my lifetime, and I’ve never even been to a NASCAR race. Pulling your pants down is a right of passage for men in this country. It’s funny ten times out of ten, no matter how old you are. But for whatever reason women have to keep their pants on at all times. Sounds pretty sexist to me.

The bottom line is, I can understand if she was arrested back in Billerica for doing this, because Massachusetts is known for being a state that takes away your freedoms because one poopsmooch might be offended. But New Hampshire’s motto is “live free or die.” What better way to live free than to drop trou on the freeway?

I guess you could say that the cop “cracked” the case, but only because he was “butthurt.”

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15 Comment(s)
  • strata
    July 20, 2015 at 8:17 am

    I’m not a prude, but c’mon … anyone accepting this behavior is just plain wrong. Many of those who complain our society is becoming a cesspool will actually applaud her actions. Go figure …..

  • COB
    July 20, 2015 at 7:09 am

    That cop should have done the right thing and face-planted right in this little slut’s fart box for all the world to see! 😀

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    July 19, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    Maybe she was just getting ready for an evening with COB.

  • BobnMic
    July 19, 2015 at 11:26 pm

    COB, your response? We are all waiting my man.

  • thibby
    July 19, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    moon me baby, just fuckin moon me……………….

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 19, 2015 at 3:27 pm

    Another thought, maybe she just had a real bad case of acne ass and it just grossed the cop out. Waving an acne ridden ass would certainly qualify as indecent exposure and needs to be dealt with ASAP…

  • Jack
    ChuskUSA
    July 19, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    Cop should do something worthwhile, not nonsense like this.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 19, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    I agree with Capt. Obvious. Until then the jury is out.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    July 19, 2015 at 8:55 am

    Really important question here: shaven or unshaven? Landing strips are good too. Until then, jury is out.

  • Capt. Obvious
    July 19, 2015 at 6:38 am

    We need a picture of her ass before we can decide if the trooper made the right decision.

  • Bill Gilman
    July 18, 2015 at 6:57 pm

    Massachusetts is a “state that takes away your freedoms”
    Freedom to do what? Be a stumbling drunk? Be an overgrown fratboy?

    Good on the state trooper for arresting her.

    Un-american? It’s american to be boorish and vulgar?
    Sorry, if that is the country you want, fee free to move away.

    Knowing Turtleboy, he would feel same way if it were a 40 year old man whipping out his “flag pole” in front of a car full of 10 year old girls. Hey it’s his right as an american right?

    Turtleboy at least you are consistent…. a consistent disgrace to humanity and your family.

    • Jack Mehoffer
      July 18, 2015 at 9:48 pm

      It says arrested in NH you stupid piece of shit. Go fuck your mom.

    • MENTAL MIKE
      July 18, 2015 at 10:12 pm

      Go jack off in A closet and hang yourself assclown.

  • Jason Christ
    July 18, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    Gee Officer, were we speeding?

  • A Guy
    July 18, 2015 at 4:57 pm

    Good form is tucking your stuff between your legs to give them a nice fruit bowl… poor ladies… can’t make the fruit bowl

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