Source: State police have arrested a Massachusetts woman who mooned drivers while crouching on the passenger seat of a car traveling north on Route 93.
Stephanie Sherburne, 22, of Billerica has been charged with indecent exposure and lewdness after police say she dropped her pants and exposed her backside and genitals to other drivers caught in heavy traffic due to the upcoming NASCAR race in Loudon. The incident took place around 7:25 p.m. police said.
Sherburne was released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to appear on September 4 in the Concord District Court.
This has to be the most NASCAR story I’ve ever heard. I mean, hasn’t this state trooper ever been to a NASCAR race before? You can’t find more than five people who keep their pants on these things.
And quite frankly, mooning should NEVER be against the law. Because there is no more American prank than pulling your pants down and showering your adversary with a wall full of ass. Granted it’s a lot more hilarious when it’s a hairy man’s ass, which actually brings up my main point here. I think this is sexist. A woman’s ass is a work of art. It’s hot. That’s the only reason why this NASCAR babe was arrested – because it’s not funny when a woman moons you, due to the fact that it turns dudes on. And since America was a country founded by prudes and for prudes, we can’t be having none of that.
If she was a dude it would’ve been a case of “boys will be boys.” I can’t even tell you how many people I’ve mooned in my lifetime, and I’ve never even been to a NASCAR race. Pulling your pants down is a right of passage for men in this country. It’s funny ten times out of ten, no matter how old you are. But for whatever reason women have to keep their pants on at all times. Sounds pretty sexist to me.
The bottom line is, I can understand if she was arrested back in Billerica for doing this, because Massachusetts is known for being a state that takes away your freedoms because one poopsmooch might be offended. But New Hampshire’s motto is “live free or die.” What better way to live free than to drop trou on the freeway?
I guess you could say that the cop “cracked” the case, but only because he was “butthurt.”