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Going into today’s game I don’t think there was a New England Patriots fan out there that wanted to see us try. What for? To prove that we can beat the Buffalo Bills? LOL. Nope, didn’t matter. Everyone knows that. No Gronk, Edelman, Browner, and Hightower was a no-brainer. And quite frankly there was too much Tom Brady and Revis in this game for my liking. We literally didn’t give a shit and still had a shot to win the game at the end of the day. It would take an epic kind of loser mentality to actually embrace this win right? Well, if you wanna find the biggest cesspool of losers in America look no further than Bills Mafia!! The same people who send you threatening letters in the mail, think the Patriots play in Boston, and believe that “Worchester” is a city, were all about this game today. Check out what these lovable losers had to say about the game:
https://twitter.com/brian_grabiec/status/549307992215408642
LOL. History. Ya got that? Beating the Patriots backups in a game that didn’t matter for either team qualifies as history in Buffalo. I guess when your other history involves losing four consecutive Super Bowls and getting the shit end of the Music City Miracle this might be the biggest win in Bills history.
https://twitter.com/BobbyStratford/status/549308084766924800
Team of the year!! Fantastic. Sure the Arizona Cardinals won 11 games without a quarterback but a 9-7 team that isn’t going to be in the playoffs is the REAL team of the year.
They also couldn’t get enough of the Brady face after the game:
https://twitter.com/Meccalicious/status/549310475792814081
That right there is the face of a man who hasn’t thought about Buffalo since October. Obviously he’s looking up at the scoreboard trying to figure out which real AFC team he’s gonna have to steamroll in two weeks. But hey, if it makes you feel better then keep telling yourself that Brady actually gives a shit about “losing” this game.
Great Bills win #BillsMafia #hatepatriots
— P Fab (@pfab82) December 28, 2014
It's amazing to see a winning season from the Buffalo Bills. Next year will be the year #BillsMafia
— Cal Krasowski (@C_Krasowski) December 28, 2014
Yea, DEFINITELY next year will be the year. Luckily for the Bills this “historic win” will move you down about three or four draft spots. But hey, when your quarterbacks are Kyle Orton and E.J. Manuel the future is limitless.
https://twitter.com/mikewestmiller/status/549305425301348352
Is this real life? Well, kind of, but not really.
Check out @TurtleBoySports bunch fags talking shit,hope you all die and burn in hell, once bradys gone ull b last in league were u belong..
— #DJFalco (@DJ_Falco) December 28, 2014
Buffalo!!!!
The most butthurt of all the Buffalo fans is this genius:
So Buffalo it hurts. His name is James Kriger and this genius fancies himself a blogger, except for the fact that no one actually reads his blogs. Well, except when he writes about Turtleboy Sports and blames the wrong people for writing our blogs. I’m not even kidding either. As our readers know there is no way one person can crank out all these blogs on Turtleboy Sports every day. Not possible. We’ve got dozens of people who have contributed along the way. Then again this is what we’re dealing with here:
Buffalo!! Anyway, the butt hurt was strong with this one today. Check out how convinced he was that this game mattered:
@BoucherMitch @dhaliwa_nancy @DJ_Falco @TurtleBoySports @PatsGazette but we did beat you, and Brady looked like shit. true story
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 29, 2014
@BoucherMitch @dhaliwa_nancy @DJ_Falco @TurtleBoySports @PatsGazette @PatriotTalkLine you just lose to one of the worst teams in the league?
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 29, 2014
@dhaliwa_nancy @DJ_Falco @TurtleBoySports I really dont need an excuse for how sad Tom Brady looked at the end of that game, cheers!!!!
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 29, 2014
@ThatVargaGirl @ScottMankins1 yeah, you can still tell him to suck your cunt
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
@TRUPATSFAN75 @MassholeSports @always_az yeah, youve moved on into another playoff season without winning a superbowl, quote me on it
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
@Gridironguru99 @BuffaloSports84 @coppersink63 @Schopptalk worse to have an upcoming team than one with a dying QB, right?
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
Up and coming team, LOL.
@TRUPATSFAN75 @MassholeSports @always_az oh, you know it leaves a sour taste in your mouth, Bills whooped you son, I LOVE it!!!! #BillsMafia
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
Yea, the Bills really whooped us today. Scoring a whopping 17 points on our scrubs!!
@fearthe_beard15 care to remind me what Tom Brady did? o.O i think he was pulled to stop the embarassment #BillsMafia
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
@Krispekremeer we still handled Tom Brady, no?
— Nightmare Blogger (@JamesKriger) December 28, 2014
Fantastic. The funny part is that the Bills would be in the playoffs this year if they had beaten the mighty Oakland Raiders last week. But they didn’t. Because they’re the Bills, and celebrating a Tom Brady sad face in a game that doesn’t matter is pretty much as good as it gets for Buffalo.
In all seriousness, I communicate regularly with really good people from Buffalo. We have losers here in Boston too. But at least when we suck we readily admit it. No one is trying to pretend that 18-1 in 2007 meant shit. No one is bragging about the Celtics making a push for the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference this year. Anything but a championship doesn’t count around here. That stuff is disgraceful and we don’t celebrate it because we’re born winners in Massachusetts. God loves us more and always will.
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Buffalo…just like Oakland without the sun…..
In all seriousness, I communicate regularly with really good people from Buffalo. We have losers here in Boston too. But at least when we suck we readily admit it. .
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Completely contradictory statement – just hope you’re aware of how completely an oxymoron that is.
Anyhow- I’m not celebrating the win, it felt like a preseason win. The fact of the matter is though, there was a time in the 90s where no Bills fan would celebrate this season, and a Pats fine likely would have been happy with a 9-7 team that showed signs of progress.
Don’t get me wrong- I’m not ‘happy’ with a 9-7 season. But this is A) their first winning season since 04 and B) the first time since 1996 where at no point in the year were they below 500. Considering this was all done with EJ Manuel and Kyle Orton under center, an offensive line that would probably get pushed around even if they played in the Big 12, and an offensive coordinator who wouldn’t be able to cut it as a playcaller in Texas, I’ll take it. It’s a sign of progress and hope, something that hasn’t been tasted regarding the Bills around here in a long, long time.
Though it angers me, that they beat the Pats in a meaningless game but cant beat a hapless Raiders team.