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We’ve proven time and time again that Bills fans are savages. Buffalo is a place where you live if you can’t get into college but you wanna get black out drunk and make bad decisions anyway. It’s like the karaoke crowd at Yong Shins except they root for a crappier football team. It’s a big reason they ranked so high on the Turtleboy Sports Naughty List this year. For instance, they can’t keep their hands out of each other’s butts:
There are romance explosions galore:
And just general fuckery:
But this weekend they picked it up a notch. For some reason in the 300 seats of Ralph Wilson Stadium there are still troughs in the men’s bathroom. Ya like that ladies? We all have to stand there and piss into the same receptacle simultaneously. But if you’re lucky and you’re drunk enough, you might stumble upon a bathroom that has single urinals. You just have to watch out for stuff like this:
In Buffalo she’s referred to as a “keeper.” I mean, at least she found A bathroom. That’s wifey material right there. It’s either her or a the linebacker who can funnel:
But by far the most offensive of all Buffalonians were the two lovebirds who decided to fully experience one another in the most romantic of all places – a dirt parking lot, in broad daylight, outside of a car they probably don’t own.
Warning – Not safe for work:
Well, that’s just lovely. It’s like they’re not to be civilized human beings anymore. All this for a 6-6 team that hasn’t made the playoffs in 15 years, and likely will have their hearts broken again this season. God forbid the Bills EVER win the Super Bowl. There will be people banging in the streets everywhere and strange women dumping all over the men’s bathroom. No one will be safe.
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