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A lot of you have probably seen this video of a woman in San Francisco allegedly calling the cops on a 8 year old biracial girl for selling water outside of her building:
This white woman threatened to call the police on an 8-year-old girl for selling water. So the internet has dubbed her #PermitPatty. pic.twitter.com/XV32HhM6Wx
— AJ+ (@ajplus) June 24, 2018
#BBQBecky’s sister #PermitPatty calls the police on a 8-year-old girl for illegally selling water without a permit. pic.twitter.com/lEE0fCoDZ0
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) June 23, 2018
It just happened again in the Bay Area.
This white woman called the police on an 8 year old girl selling bottled water IN FRONT OF HER OWN HOME.
They want police to kill us. The girl was causing no harm. They know what happens when they call the police.
This is evil. pic.twitter.com/71SmG80QwN
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) June 23, 2018
Naturally professional race baiting liars like Talcum X are writing rational stuff like, “they want police to kill us, they know what happens when they call the police” because of 15 second video from a stranger that he saw on Instagram. Because facts aren’t important when you’re pushing a narrative.
The woman’s name is Allison Ettel, and she was the CEO for some startup cannabis company. I say “was” because she recently resigned after the social media outrage/boycott/harassment machine did what it does:
This is Allison Ettel aka #PermitPatty . She harassed a little 8 year old girl selling water on a sidewalk in front of the child’s home. #PermitPatty illegally sells cannabis health products online and owns Treatwell Health. Boycott Treatwell Health. #BoycottTreatwell pic.twitter.com/LdtjccGagU
— Luis Camacho (@animemoto) June 23, 2018
White people—if you call the police on Black people who are not breaking the law and not putting people in danger, then the Internet will find you and shame you and possibly ruin your business or your job. Is it worth it? Ask JenniferSchulte, Holly Hylton & Allison Ettel.
— Touré (@Toure) June 23, 2018
Dear Allison Ettel,
You can delete your Facebook page.
You can lock your accounts to Private.
You can turn off your phone, shut down email, & push away all microphones.
What you can't do is rewind your life.
Everyone who now knows what you are#PermitPatty
— Estee (@EsteeFIMFic) June 23, 2018
Allison Ettel is her name. This is her job, selling some type of weed products for dogs. pic.twitter.com/qYuUcmD4BM
— Michael Johnson (@Tnthnic) June 23, 2018
Once again, it’s insane that these mobs of people can just destroy private businesses like that over a 15 second video they know nothing about.
The woke mainstream media has added fuel to the fire by presenting one side of this story, and doing what they do best – hiding behind children and race. They’re passing this off as one white woman’s racist attack on a child of color. Literally every media outlet I’ve seen has taken this angle, and feel good idiots have already raised money to send the girl and her mother to Disneyland, because that was allegedly the reason she was selling water for in the first place.
But at Turtlboy we always follow through on stories, because we know there is always a story behind the story. And as usual, we have discovered that this is nothing more than a race-baiting lie from a ratchet Mom who used the racism-industrial complex to get a free trip to Disneyland. Just watch this video:
Things the MSM never reported:
- She’s selling for $2 a bottle.
- The girl’s mother, Erin Austin, was yelling $2 for cold water over and over again, they did not live there, and the woman who did live there could not concentrate on her work because of Mom’s yelling.
- The girl’s mother is white.
- She respectfully asked the mother if they could keep it down, and asked the mother if she has a permit for the water they’re selling.
- The mother told her to call the police to find out, so she did.
- The girl, 8 year old Jordan Rodgers, said she was selling water because her Mom lost her job and she wanted to go to Disneyland.
- Mom plays up the race angle to the press and insinuates that the woman wants her daughter to be killed.
The worst part was this:
“People have been killing black kids.”
Yes, mostly other black people. Sorry that this fact disrupts your narrative, but the number one threat to young black children continues to NOT be white women on phones or the police.
The girl fucked up in that video too, and you can tell. She’d never told anyone before this interview that Mom had recently lost her job. The reporter asked her about this:
“Since I know she lost her job she needed the money.”
Oops!! That wasn’t in the script. But obviously Mom told her behind closed doors that this was why they were doing it. Because she can’t pay for a trip to Disneyland if she doesn’t have a job. So this is how they’d pay for it – by using the 8 year old girl to price gouge.
LOL. I get it now. It was all just a scam. The racism-industrial complex in action. It’s almost the exact same thing as the Claremont mother who lied and told the media that racist white boys tried to lynch her biracial son, even though he clearly passes as white. She said she needed money to leave this racist town, raised over $50,000 with a GoFundMe, was seen driving a brand new GMC a month later, and still hasn’t left Claremont.
Erin Austin is the west coast version of Cassie Merlin. She also has a biracial child who she is using to help herself out financially.
The girl was selling $2 bottles of water. That’s insane in and of itself. Lots of kids start lemonade stands and sell you a cup for 50 cents. This is just price gauging. But the girl didn’t come up with this price, Mom did. And as the girl herself stated, she’s doing this to help Mom who recently lost her job but still wants to go to Disneyland.
And Mom knows damn well that if she went out on the street by herself selling $2 bottles of water she wouldn’t make a dime. She’d be kicked out for not having a permit and no one would pay this grown ass woman $2 a bottle of water when they’re $1.50 at Walgreens. The girl can get away with charging this, Mom can’t.
The price is one of the most important parts of this story that the MSM has chosen to ignore because a racist white woman calling the cops on a 8 year old trying to go to Disneyland is gonna get more clicks.
So Mom came up with a plan to go to Walmart, get a case of water for 10 cents a bottle, and then force her cute daughter to sell them for $2 a piece, knowing full well that more people will buy water from a cute little 8 year old than a ratchet freckle biscuit. But to get people to see the girl Mom had to use her overpowering voice to yell, “Water, $2” over and over again. Finally, after a resident who had the audacity to ask her to keep it down, the freckles biscuit tells her to call the cops to see if she has a permit. So she does as ratchet Mom tells her to do, which was all a setup so that Mom could tape her and make her Internet famous. Then some rich person on social media would pay for their trip.
And of course this is exactly what happened. Because people are stupid, and when race, children, and white women calling the cops are involved, people immediately believe the narrative being pushed on them.
Not Turtleboy though. Which is why you come to Turtleboy – because we give you the REAL story that the MSM won’t.
The Claremont fraud mom has another new Honda Civic now. Still lives in the same dump. I drive by her place every morning on my way to work.
How do we make sure the appropriate taxes are paid for both the water scam, and the gifted trip?
Welfare benefits most likely need to be docked as well. Lots of unearned income here.
How old is the little girl again, 8? She looks extremely tall for her age. Her momma must have gotten under a 7 footer and had a paper bag put over her head. That is one drop dead ugly looking woman.
Thank you Turtleboy for reporting the facks !!! Isaid this was all a scam by the ratchet mom soon as this story came out …. Only a stupid woke SJW would think otherwise….. This shit seriously disgusts me our country is going down hill fast because of these undercover nazis that are trying everything in their power to make racism live on because no one should be mad this bitch forced her baby to stand their and sell cheap ass water for 2 bucks a bottle and then when caught made her kid into a laughing spectacle thats all fine its the evil cop calling white devils fault not theirs …
Fucking scumbag she should be charged with breaking some sort of child labor law making her kid work cuz shes to fucking lazy to get off her ass and support her kids her damn self …fuckin Cuntbag
Reading it a few days ago, I questioned it immediately. I blamed the mother, knew the published story and video were flawed in some way. Again, placing a kid out there as a pawn to do your dirty work. Reminding of the immigration thing going on now with the illegals and their kids? Bottom line, they have their paws out for money and the perks that go along with it.
Shaun King really is a problem. He ruins race relations with his high-flown accusations, but those fallacies are so welcomed by a group of people that seem unable to get out of their own way that he becomes relevant.
Who is a black role model? Neil Degrasse-Tyson. Why don’t we hear about him more often? He’s brilliant, influential, relevant, and his reputation is unassailable. “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it”, says Neil, but the overwhelming majority of blacks want to listen to Shaun King spouting lies instead of Neil Degrasse Tyson. Think about that.
Can the real reason be that black people find some comfort in difficulty and running against some wind of their own creation? If so, there’s really no helping them.
With serious regards to recent events:
Only an imbecile would take an unsolicited picture of a black woman on a train and not expect a problem. If you’ve lived anywhere except a remote village in the Swiss Alps for half your life and you’re not severely mentally impaired, you know enough not to do stuff like that. Should the old guy have been beaten like he was? No. But who wouldn’t see that coming? Seriously. You also don’t reach into her bag of Funyuns and help yourself or tell her that hairstyle doesn’t work on her. Expect to get socked. The “upskirt” ruse was just an excuse. They know it didn’t happen. They just weren’t having that infringement happen. Any woman would be bothered, and especially given the current state of race relations, that was going to be a problem.
The charcoal lady and the calling for water-selling permit one… Had they ever run into a black person before they got in their business? What if a bunch of Crips were smoking in a subway station? Is one of them going to stand there and record them and upload it to the transit police? If so, whoever does is obviously going to be on the news the next day.
White people don’t even need to do anything to be blamed for whatever bad stuff happens to black people outside of them shooting each other. Nothing is really going to change that because… projection. Stay out of their business and don’t give them a reason to gripe about us.
GRRR what about all the dogs and cats who won’t be getting stoned from Allison’s products? It’s a crime! No more laying on the floor cross eyed, to lazy to bark at the Mailman and stuffing themselves with Milk Bones.
Now don’t be like this. Sellin water bought wit food stamps aint no differin than sellin Baby formala from WIC online. It am all profitz baby!
It’s called fucking capitalism turtle douche nothing wrong with it what kid doesn’t want to go to Disney you fucktarrd
And as for the woman that called the police. She is a white woman, living in San Francisco who sells marijuana for dogs. I can guarantee she considers herself a SJW. It just goes to show, no matter how woke you are and how hard you try to prove yourself to be “one of the good ones”, nothing you do ultimately matters because all that matters to people is that you are white. White = racist.
Yes. I am white, and I am also rasis.
And let’s not forget the lesson this little girl just learned: race equals reward. All you have to do is claim “racism”, make a wish, and that wish will come true. Any casualties or destruction that results from claiming “racism” doesn’t matter because it happened to a white person and everybody knows all whites are racist and evil and deserve what they get. If they didn’t t want to be treated like this then they shouldn’t have made black people slaves.
Shaun, you useless fucking artificial white chocolate fuckhole. Nobody wants police to kill anyone who doesn’t deserve it, but I get a hard-on thinking about beating you so fucking hard that you talk funny for the rest of your life.
Uh, hate to tell you this dude, but the first slave owner was a BLACK man. Check your “facks”
Read this story somewhere earlier this week. Told the wife that this whole thing was a fucking GoFundMe scam. Being a piece of shit is so common these days that anyone with a brain can smell it across the country.
She got the fucking water with her food stamp money. So wouldn’t this make this food stamp fraud? If she has no job, she’s on food stamps. Check THAT one out.
Someone please tell me this is true so we can report her lily white ass! (The mom that is)
And also the blacks illegally barbecuing because they could. Then the cops come and tell them to stop. INJUSTICE! womp womp
Where’s dad? Oh right, he’s one of the 45% of black fathers in 2010 who are not in their kids’ lives
Again – how is this a question of racism? [scratches head]
According to this mom’s logic – the only people white people make complaints against are other white people. Otherwise, it’s “racist” – regardless of the activity. Makes [no] sense.
Also, I love how no one points out the blatantly racist posts like, “White people call 911 like room service”. Really – that’s what “white” people do? If ANY white person wrote, “Black people do x like y” — there would a petition, a march and the demand for “justice”.
Fuck them all.
Edit for Clarification :
Before anyone gets their panties in a snit, “Fuck them all” = all parties involved (white and black). Allison (aka “Patty”) seems like a pain-in-the-ass, but the other woman is a jerk too. Class race–baiting and causing alarm where shouldn’t be any.