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Bleacher Fight At North High School Followed By Sewer Guppy Facebook Commentary Is Why It Was Fun Going To The Worcester Public Schools

Bleacher Fight At North High School Followed By Sewer Guppy Facebook Commentary Is Why It Was Fun Going To The Worcester Public Schools

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World Star hip hop invaded  the bleachers at Worcester North High School today:

I know a lot of people probably watch a video like this and think, “I’m glad my kid doesn’t go to that school.” However, the reality of it is that plenty of normal kids go to North, but you don’t see any viral videos of them doing their homework. It’s just not that exciting to watch.

As for me, this is why I LOVED going to the Worcester Public Schools. Because you got to see fun shit like this all the time. It was so exciting. Ghetto kids don’t fight like suburban kids. It’s just a mass of bodies and haymakers being thrown left and right, with a background music of junior ratchet chicks screaming in harmony. You have no idea what’s going on, you just understand that you’re watching a subculture that’s way more entertaining than your’s.

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Don’t get me wrong though – it was only fun to watch because it wasn’t you. I was in school to get me some edumacation. I knew I wanted to go to college, and I knew there would be hell to pay if I came home suspended. I wasn’t in a position where I could afford to get into fights.

But other people I knew I’d never see again after high school? They were there for my amusement. I didn’t know any of their names, nor did I care. I just knew the kid who never dressed for gym class was fighting the crazy kid from the BD class in the basement. You just knew it would be must see TV because 10 day suspensions were just a way of life for them and they had nothing to lose. And college? College? We talking bout college? They’re just trying to get their GED before they get shipped off to Woodard Day with the rest of the junior hoodrat patrol.

Anyway, the difference between now and then is obviously the social media factor. We really missed out. I mean, not only do you get to post your fight videos live on Facebook, you also get to tag the people you’re fighting:

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And you get to taunt the kids you beat up!!!

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And you don’t hear young ladies talk like this in Holden:

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That’s the thing. If you send your kids to Shrewsbury or Wachusett, they’ll never experience the joy of hearing another girl accuse them of being “another person on my dick.” Facts fam!!!

Here’s another thing about Worcester chicks growing up – they have so much pride. Literally everything has to become a tense situation. There are never any light moments. Ever:

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I don’t know what all these emojis mean, but I’m pretty sure none of them have anything to do with filling out college applications.

But just make sure you’re speaking with the right Juan before commenting on a fight video:

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Then it’s onto the really important things. The stuff that REALLY matters – determining whether or not one combatant slipped and fell, or whether or not he was the victim of Nathaneil X Eval’s “homie laid you out pekin.”

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Because figuring out who won this fight matter. This is the stuff that’s really important to you when you know that the only way you’re ever leaving Worcester is if you’re getting a taxpayer funded vacation in Shirley. And the only way to determine the winner is by calling in the ratchet fight consultant himself:

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All decision are final.

Also, if your mans is getting jumped, the only way to keep it 100 is to pull n words:

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The commentary is always a special dialect of Worcester sewer guppy gibberish. I’m not sure what any of this means:

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But due to the excessive use of keepin it 100 and various other emojis, it sounds important.

Anyway, shout out to the kids at North High School who were just like Turtleboy was back in his WPS days. Keep going to class, doing your homework, and being nice to your teachers. Every once in a while you’ll be rewarded with a show like this. Just sit back and enjoy it in all its ratchetness. You’ve earned it!!



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31 Comment(s)
  • Jay
    February 22, 2017 at 6:06 am

    Anyone care about the 80 year old grandmothers of the athletes who went there to watch? Should THEY have been subjected to this? They were placed in danger by these actions. WPS are 100% out of control, right down to elementry schools. Ask ANY non-PC, non party line teacher. Unsafe.

  • FatFingr Lou
    February 21, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Wustah Remembez!
    The North Remembez!
    The Turtleboy! TheTurtleboy! The Turtleboy!

  • Publius
    February 21, 2017 at 8:37 pm

    Most of the best students at North are immigrants. Most of the thugs are second third generation thug and ratchet, Americans.

  • Worcester is the Syria of MA
    February 21, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    These types of people actually make me physically ill.
    I grew up underprivileged–not a lot of money, crummy rental home, got
    my GED after dropping out, etc. but I worked hard and now I’m in a much
    better place in life. When liberals talk about the “school-to-prison pipeline”
    it consists of people like this and it’s all THEIR own faults, not society’s.

  • SnowedIn
    February 21, 2017 at 11:03 am

    You want to fight and kill people? There’s a war going on in the Middle East, pack your shit and go.

  • Where's Daddy ?
    February 21, 2017 at 10:34 am

    Would like to see their parents or realistically parent. Can only imagine.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    February 21, 2017 at 9:58 am

    Sometimes i wish i knew what the fuck they were saying. Then i remind myself how stupid it probably is.

  • Confused
    February 21, 2017 at 9:42 am

    So you went to North and lived in Holden. . right. .

    • Contributing member of society
      February 21, 2017 at 11:00 am

      Yeah they can’t afford to live in Holden. That is one good thing about that town. I think there are 4 black family’s but they are in no Niggaz. Yes there is a difference between Niggaz and Black people. Here I’ll explain.

      Black people. Have jobs, contribute to society in a positive manner, all around good people.

      Niggaz. Dont work, wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, have at least one gold tooh, tit tats or shitty jail tats or cheap tats, throw gang signs, have unregistered guns, call every other black person Niggah, listen to ghetto rap music, have at least 1 memorial shirt, know at least two people in jail or prison, runs and or fights with the police, speak ebonics, and leach off of the government then turn around and sell the assistance they get for $0.50 on the dollar.

      See the difference? The Niggaz are the ones that make it hard for black people to “get ahead” which in itself is a crock of shit. They only make it hard for other Niggaz to get ahead in life. You never hear the story’s of the black guy that gets up every day goes to work and supports his family comes home and takes his kid to after school activities etc. You know why? Cause he is doing nothing wrong. The ones that make the news are the ghetto thugs. Then you get Asshats that fight for them because they are oppressed. Yeah they do it to themselves. Have you ever noticed how many black people aren’t oppressed? SMH.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        February 21, 2017 at 11:11 am

        There are also 3 Puerto Rican families in Holden as well who are all contributing members of society; business owners, and and one retired NYPD officer. Also, one of the black families you speak of, the man of the house, is a state trooper.

        So yeah, no hoodrats or ghetto trash in Holden.

        • Contributing member of society
          February 21, 2017 at 12:55 pm

          Those families must all have “Colored privileges” because they work hard and make a living. SMH. If people could realize that we are all HUMANS the world would be a better place.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          February 21, 2017 at 7:59 pm

          Hoodrats and ghetto trash don’t have to be minorities, or from the hood or ghetto. Lots of hood/ghetto wannabes in the ‘burbs.

          • PROUD AMERICAN
            February 21, 2017 at 9:09 pm

            Yeah? What ‘burbs have hoodrats and ghetto wannabes in them? I would love to throw them into the hood/ghetto. Problem solved.

            I wish more people would emulate a society that didn’t revolve around violence because the world would be a better place. Before you go telling me that I am wrong listen to some rap music. What does it glorify? Violence, drug dealing, gangs, guns, murder etc…..

          • BobnMic
            February 21, 2017 at 10:37 pm

            Frosty the Fake is prime example of Ghetto Trash living in the burbs. But that new section 8 housing complex they just built in Holden? Does that even count as actually being a Holden resident? Or the tail end of a dangling snot from Main South Worcester.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 22, 2017 at 1:25 am

            You’re correct. I only referenced minorities to make a point regarding the original post. Obviously, ghetto hoodrat people come in all varieties. Although, I will say, I have never experienced a hoodrat or ghetto person in my Burbs’ – yet. Hopefully it stays that way!

            I could be a minority, married to one, keep minorities as friends, and be related to minorities in some way, correct? Or, I can be all of the above. Who knows. I will assure you that I am in no way racist, that would be nearly impossible!

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            February 22, 2017 at 1:27 am

            My above post was in response to “Tired of Don’t Snitch Pussies” and not Bob who wishes I was some poor ghetto hood rat to fit his agenda.

            Complete opposite, and he knows it… It just hurts him to admit it.

          • BobnMic
            February 22, 2017 at 1:51 am

            Not only do I have not an agenda. I have no clue. And this is the real me.

            Oh well – still feeling bad about that whole South STG thing. For real.

          • BobnMic
            February 22, 2017 at 2:11 am

            And plus Fiesty I know you are no ghetto rat. I can tell you are a smart person. And to be honest I do believe that you are a Lawyer. I was suspect but I do believe. But when you come at me with both guns blazing? So am I not to respond in kind? And in my world up it a bit?


            Well, that fact alone I believe you get. So I’ll leave it at that. So I will stop with the Frosty the Fake shit. You are proud of your profession and that is admiring. I cannot verify or dispel mine because it IS too much of a risk to my entire family.


  • Gabriella
    February 21, 2017 at 8:40 am

    The kids that faught do not even go to North High School, So before you start bashing our school know that we are on break and that was a basketball tournament at our school. You imbecile.

    • Steve
      February 21, 2017 at 9:52 am


  • UsualSuspect
    February 21, 2017 at 8:38 am

    Nathaniel X Eval? WTF is that? Is this “kid” even young enough for school, looks like a 20 year old freshman to me. I would love to see my kid going to school next to this shitbag gangbanger with guns, no wonder private schools are the only choice in Worcester today. I wonder if he has a tit tat to go with all those gang tats? These cockroaches need extermination.

    • Steve
      February 21, 2017 at 9:51 am

      I guarantee you those are either a). stolen b). airsoft or c). both.

    • Jay
      February 22, 2017 at 6:16 am

      Guns are all too real and they’re in the WPS every single day. Without metal detectors, there’s nothing stopping guns (and any other weapons) from being brought in and they are. Everyone is in danger, only a matter of time before one is used. Standby.

  • Hughbo Mont
    February 21, 2017 at 6:38 am

    I continue to be amazed at what people post publicly on social media and that the are actually part of the human race.

  • Turd Burglestein
    February 21, 2017 at 6:22 am

    Any time you mix emojis in with ebonics and come out with that emojibonics language, you know that shit must have been epic even though you can’t understand a damn word of it.

  • Wabbitt
    February 21, 2017 at 1:53 am

    Shit we didn’t get to see shit like this at South. The second something happened they’d lock us down in the classrooms. Next thing you know you’re hearing third hand about one of the teachers getting knocked the fuck out because he got in the middle of two Puerto Rican girls going at it.

  • So Typical
    February 21, 2017 at 1:33 am

    I have to many words….just SO TYPICAL. Talk about foreign immigrants…these blood sucking rat pukes are here to stay. They have ruined and continue to ruin every neighborhood and school system they slither into. Just hope they can all kill themselves off sooner than later… AND DO US ALL A FAVOR…STOP REPRODUCING YOUR A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY AND A WASTE OF TAX DOLLARS!

  • Publius
    February 21, 2017 at 12:53 am

    North High was never great, but even the “bad” kids in 70s and 80s even early 90s were not sewer rats. Half the kids at North will graduate, half have no interest School to prison exists for a reason. Many Polar Bears will soon be in jail. Keepin it real dumb.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 21, 2017 at 12:52 am

    Thems speakin jive.

    February 21, 2017 at 12:27 am

    Those work boots have never seen a day of work ever. Yup real niggaz has to carry cause he is a fuckin pussy shit without his 9. Solution is to give them all “Flu” shots that sterilize them. No need for any of them to reproduce. People wonder why trump got elected? Hey SJW that guy right there in that pic with all the guns would rob your sorry ass in a heart beat, he doesn’t give 2 fucks you marched and yelled “Black lives matter”. Keep marching tho you dumbasses.

  • MrSmiley
    February 21, 2017 at 12:04 am

    Future residents at the Worcester County House of awesome! Social media just makes it so much easier for the police, it’s great.

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