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We don’t normally blog about politics, because that’s not what we’re all about at Turtleboy Sports. But it’s impossible to ignore what’s been happening with Judge Brett Kavanaugh and the now two women who are accusing him of sexual misconduct when he was 17 years old. This isn’t about politics though, it’s about how INSANE the world has become because of the #MeToo movement.

Let me start off with this:

Emmett Till was a 14 year old boy who allegedly sexually harassed a white woman in a store in Mississippi, and was brutally lynched by her husband and friend afterwards. Yet the #MeToo movement tells me that I must ALWAYS believe women, simply because they have vaginas. Therefore I must believe these women accusing Kavanaugh of something that happened 36 years ago, simply because they’re women and he’s a man.

Do democrats not realize how dangerous this is? Fake rape accusations happen all the time. And quite frankly, it’s racist. We know this because a disproportionate amount of black males, like Emmett Till, are falsely accused of rape, often by white women. Women like this former Sacred Heart student who got drilled by two black guys in a bathroom, didn’t want to be labeled as the girl who got drilled by two black guys in a bathroom, and so she said they raped her. She lied.

Or how about former NFL player Brian Banks, who spent several years in prison over a false rape accusation.

Or how about the Scottsboro Boys, a group of nine black Alabama teenagers who were falsely accused of raping two white women on a train, and spent several years in prison after being falsely convicted in the media and the courts.

Let’s not forget the Central Park 5. Those five innocent teens of color were convicted of raping a white woman jogging in Central Park. She was in a coma so she never actually said it was them, but they were black teenagers and society was predisposed to believe this meant they were guilty of rape.

By blindly believing EVERY allegation of sexual assault, democrats are promoting a racist policy that disproportionately harms black men. In other words, women have officially passed black men on the oppression meter. According to #MeToo logic that is currently destroying a SCOTUS nominee who is likely completely innocent, we should believe Emmett Till’s accuser, Brian Banks’ accuser, Malik St. Hilaire’s accuser, and the Scottsboro Boys’ accuser, simply because the “victims” were women, and the accused were men.

But it’s obviously not just black guys who get falsely accused of rape. Who can forget this guy?

He was falsely accused of rape, spent 18 years in prison, and it probably turned him into such a monster that he recruited his mentally challenged nephew to murder an innocent woman just days before Wrestlemania.

Or how about the Duke Lacrosse team that was vilified by the national media because we had to blindly believe the stripper who said that three guys she picked out of a hat raped her?

Or how bout the Virginia fraternity that had to shut down and the brothers received death threats when Rolling Stone took the word of a mentally unstable lying skag who claimed that 7 guys gang raped her? She was making the whole thing up too.

And who can forget mattress girl?

She carried her mattress around Columbia University for an entire semester after her art teacher urged her to do it for her “art project.” She claimed a friend of her’s raped her, without any evidence whatsoever, and his life was effectively ruined while she was a hero because that’s what you do when you blindly believe women. It didn’t matter that the school and police both investigated the incident and determined that it never happened. It doesn’t matter that he won a huge settlement against Columbia in 2017. She said it happened, and we have to believe her because she’s a woman. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, who is leading the charge against Kavanaugh, invited lying mattress girl to be her guest at the State of The Union in 2014. Mattress girl then went on to star in her own home made porn movie in which she does a rape bondage scene.

Or better yet…..

MAUDE!! Maude lied about being gang raped by three Hingham teenagers. Luckily she didn’t name any of them, and simply used this imaginary rape as a way to get pity, pretend to be “strong,” and win beauty pageants.

This. Isn’t. Rare. I fully acknowledge that rape is a huge problem, and I am 1,000% anti-rape. But if it doesn’t pass the smell test then it shouldn’t be taken seriously. And the two women thus far who have accused Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct don’t pass the smell test. They had 36 years to come forward and didn’t.

Now, I acknowledge that victims of abuse often hold it in, like the catholic church victims did. But there are NO CORROBORATING WITNESSES, except for the one witness who said it never happened, there is no location of the crime, and there is no date of the crime. The one who came out yesterday is an even bigger joke, as she was wasted, says she has gaps in her memory, and only yesterday remembered that Kavanaugh’s nuts were hanging in her face 36 years ago while blackout drunk.

Democrats want us to hold off on confirming Kavanaugh until we have a “full FBI investigation.” If I hear that one more time my head is going to explode. The FBI investigates federal crimes or crimes committed by federal employees. Kavanaugh was 17 when the alleged attempted rape occurred, so obviously they would not investigate him. The FBI is also a law enforcement agency that investigates leads. They are not the magic police who can solve crimes where there are no witnesses, no dates, and no locations.

This is the most obvious delay tactic of all time, and it might be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen happen in politics. Let’s be clear – democrats don’t actually believe this happened. They just wish it happened because it suits their needs politically, and they’re using the FBI investigation excuse (which can’t be done) to try to delay a vote and hope they win back the Senate in 5 weeks.

What they’re really doing is minimizing the experiences of rape victims. There are women out there who will never be the same because they were sexually assaulted. Now when women come forward people are going to be more likely to NOT believe them, because the #MeToo movement has lumped in all these liars with legitimate victims of sexual assault.

The professor, Christine Blasey-Ford, who made the first allegation has issued an INSANE list of demands if she is to testify. Kavanaugh not being able to rebut her testimony is perhaps the most ridiculous. The idea that a man can’t even respond to such a serious allegation is straight out of North Korea. Or how bout the fact that she says she can’t go till Thursday because she’s afraid to fly? Or that lawyers can’t question her? Or that this will just be used by Spartacus Cory Booker and Kamala Harris to grandstand as they plan to run for President in 2020?

I was reading all her demands and I couldn’t help but think, why is this one woman allowed to hold the country and the constitution hostage? The constitution says that the President appoints a nominee, he or she goes in front of the senate for a hearing, and they vote whether or not to confirm. But because this one random woman, who nobody knows, who is telling an unsubstantiated and unbelievable story, and who is clearly politically motivated, is holding our democracy hostage.

This is what offends me the most. From now on this is what will happen with every man who is nominated to the court – the opposition party can produce some NOBODY who claims they were raped 36 years ago, and the business of this country is put on hold because of this one person. That makes sense.

Republicans need to grow a sack, end this shit, and vote him in. Stop playing these games. Stop being cautious because you’re worried that it will be insensitive to women. The people leading this charge aren’t gonna vote for you anyway. These women are not victims, they’re just political props making a mockery of our democracy. And it needs to end.

The bottom line is this is a scary world to live in for men and women. A world where most rape victims don’t get justice in a court of law. A world where innocent men are routinely punished because of a mere allegation from a woman. It’s racist. It’s sexist. It’s un-American. And I for one have had enough of the bullshit.