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Masslive: It was just after midnight at the Fifth Alarm strip club and Joshua L. Matos was feeling offended. Two minutes before, a Springfield police officer had refused to let Matos’ girlfriend sit on a stool by the entrance to the Worthington Street lounge, according to the July 17 arrest report. Matos, 31, of Springfield, considered that an insult.
“Why the (obscenity) are you being disrespectful to my girlfriend? You ain’t a (obscenity) man. You’re a (obscenity) pig. A real man would let a female sit on that chair,” he told the officer, the report said. “That’s why police get shot,” he added, according to the report.
The tirade continued for several minutes before a second officer told Matos to leave. When he refused, he was arrested and charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct, the report said. On Monday, Matos pleaded not guilty to both counts in Springfield District Courtand was released without bail. He is due back in court on Sept. 20. In court records, the defendant is described as a single, unemployed Holyoke native with two aliases and the names of four women tattooed on his arms and neck.
This is what chivalry looks like in Springfield – an unemployed guy from Holyoke telling a cop that he deserves to die because he won’t let his girlfriend sit in a stool while he goes inside and gets lap dances.
Newsflash Joshua Matos – that stool is there specifically for the detail cop to sit on. If the club did not hire him then the stool would not exist. It is not there for your girlfriend of the week to park her fanny on while you order waters and ask the strippers if they can give you change for your $1 bill so you can tip them.
And after reading about this strip club it’s pretty clear why Fifth Alarm strip club requires a detail cop. If you think Sweaty Betty’s is bad, you haven’t seen anything:
Human trafficking, vengeful stripper Dads, gang shootings, and women beating the shit out of each other. Oh yea, and occasionally 17 year olds up on stage. Springfield strip clubs sure do sound like a lot of fun.
Anyway, slug rakes like this just can’t help themselves. It’s like they’re trying to get arrested. I would imagine that it takes a lot to get arrested at a Springfield strip club. The first cop clearly had no intention of arresting him, but Dooshnozzle McGee just wouldn’t let that stand. He had to call the cop a pig and tell him that “this is why cops are getting shot.” It has nothing to do with viral videos that the media and politicians buy into. It’s because cops won’t give up their stools at strip clubs to stray women from Holyoke.
Joshua Matos is wicked smart and clearly well spoken as well. He offers lots of really insightful commentary on his Facebook, such as this:
Yup, cops are the reason you should be scared. Gangs? They’re puppy dogs compared to the guy on the stool at the strip club. Then there was this BRILLIANT oratory:
“Savilians.” “Recest.”Just some amazing spelling going on with Joshua Matos. Anyway, this guy actually wrote on Facebook, “we the people have the rite to resist unlawfull arrest to the point were we can tke the life of the arresting officer.”
No. Just no. See that’s the problem right there. People actually believe that they have some sort of “rite” to resist “unlawfull” arrest, and kill a cop if they determine that the arrest is unlawful. He actually thinks that, and he’s certainly not alone. That’s why people like Alton Sterling and Michael Brown die. Because they’ve given themselves imaginary rights that end up getting them killed.
And Joshua constantly shares these BLM memes:
Hey, let’s do what Joshua suggests with this meme. No more cops in Springfield. Let the inmates run the asylum. Next time someone is sitting in a strip club stool that you’ve decided you’re entitled to, call a crackhead up instead of the cops. I’m sure they’ll help you out.
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24 Comment(s)
The best strip clubs in Vegas have a $30 cover charge; ladies, locals and smart people (guilty!) free. I wonder if the Fifth Alarm has to pay people to enter? If this assbag is typical of the other patrons, well, who would ever want to go in?
Can we start a gofundme page to get him a $9.95 copy of Strunk & White’s to improve his grammar?
On September 1, 2016 all Springfield cops will not be reporting to work for 72 hours.
All cops in the nation will be taking the day off, time for America to police themselves.
Good luck y’all.
He’s 31? More like 60! Said he had aliases must have given fake DOB as well and if not they must age in dog years in that rat trap!
You mean to tell me that when NYPD was on strike, 91% fewer summonses were issued?? lol who issued the other 9%
That’s what I was wondering? This moron is equating the crime rate with police issuing summonses b/c the NYPD hasn’t gone on strike in my life time. I’m sure he’s a leader in the BLM terrorist organization out in Springfield. They had a slowdown b/c of the BLM terrorists caused the two NYPD officers to be executed a couple of years ago.
Yeh, well I’m tired assholes who don’t work and suck off the government teat (probably their whole LIFE). And then spend their government money in a strip club!! Go look for a real effin job instead of looking for trouble.
i’m surprised that this place isn’t shut down yet.
There is a girl who posted on TB fb page on this article and said the club is gross and the girls aren’t cute. Can you do me a favor and ask her to apply to work there. I will tip her with dollar bills or meth. She has to choose which one, can’t have both. I’m not that generous.
Swing and a miss
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She/he always misses. Catty comments like a awkward junior high bitch. Criticizing other for any flaw. She/he should catch and dispose the oyster between her legs. Then go throug an automatic car wash a dozen times.
Isn’t there a train waiting for you in Florida, Ashley?
Nice try rotten crotch. Every comment from you is the same bull. Criticizing others.
Now get out the Lestoil and wash yer crotch!
That’s actually not me. However, that person has a point. You could be Ashley. All you do is talk about crotch and snatch. Upset that I exposed your wizard sleeves?
You are a dirty woman. Stop pointing out the defects in others. Focus on cleaning up that witch’s brew festering south of the border. Then the raccoons will leave you alone.
Shouldn’t you be busy traveling to your dead end job?
I will enjoy a coffee for you while you slave away hoping to be noticed.
Have a good day sweety!
Having a coffee while the Black Syph eats you alive is not very smart. But go right ahead.
There is no train waiting for me in Florida because Giancarlo hasn’t come back for me yet. He’s too busy fucking Heidi from Coral Gables.
I am a fat thigh slut. He only dates me for criminal connections. I was going to fuck his brother but the poor bitch boy is dead now rotting in the dirt.
Jesus. I kinda know that girl. Honestly, she’s legally employed and doesn’t have a criminal record. What more do you want?
Just because you don’t think she’s cute and thinks the 5th Alarm is a dump? It IS a dump — it’s a Springfield strip club!
It probably is a dump…. I wouldn’t know. So, how well do you know her? Would it be money or meth?
You like to denigrate women. You rotten cunt.
You follow me so much I’m starting to fall in love with you. Careful, I will pretend to entice you sexually than bite your balls off and feed them to you. Don’t worry, I will at the very least sauté them in some red wine. I’m classy like that.
Fiesty you’re trying too hard
Wash that box. Lestoil might be a good choice for starters.