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Masslive: It was just after midnight at the Fifth Alarm strip club and Joshua L. Matos was feeling offended. Two minutes before, a Springfield police officer had refused to let Matos’ girlfriend sit on a stool by the entrance to the Worthington Street lounge, according to the July 17 arrest report. Matos, 31, of Springfield, considered that an insult.
“Why the (obscenity) are you being disrespectful to my girlfriend? You ain’t a (obscenity) man. You’re a (obscenity) pig. A real man would let a female sit on that chair,” he told the officer, the report said. “That’s why police get shot,” he added, according to the report.
The tirade continued for several minutes before a second officer told Matos to leave. When he refused, he was arrested and charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct, the report said. On Monday, Matos pleaded not guilty to both counts in Springfield District Courtand was released without bail. He is due back in court on Sept. 20. In court records, the defendant is described as a single, unemployed Holyoke native with two aliases and the names of four women tattooed on his arms and neck.
This is what chivalry looks like in Springfield – an unemployed guy from Holyoke telling a cop that he deserves to die because he won’t let his girlfriend sit in a stool while he goes inside and gets lap dances.
Newsflash Joshua Matos – that stool is there specifically for the detail cop to sit on. If the club did not hire him then the stool would not exist. It is not there for your girlfriend of the week to park her fanny on while you order waters and ask the strippers if they can give you change for your $1 bill so you can tip them.
And after reading about this strip club it’s pretty clear why Fifth Alarm strip club requires a detail cop. If you think Sweaty Betty’s is bad, you haven’t seen anything:
Human trafficking, vengeful stripper Dads, gang shootings, and women beating the shit out of each other. Oh yea, and occasionally 17 year olds up on stage. Springfield strip clubs sure do sound like a lot of fun.
Anyway, slug rakes like this just can’t help themselves. It’s like they’re trying to get arrested. I would imagine that it takes a lot to get arrested at a Springfield strip club. The first cop clearly had no intention of arresting him, but Dooshnozzle McGee just wouldn’t let that stand. He had to call the cop a pig and tell him that “this is why cops are getting shot.” It has nothing to do with viral videos that the media and politicians buy into. It’s because cops won’t give up their stools at strip clubs to stray women from Holyoke.
Joshua Matos is wicked smart and clearly well spoken as well. He offers lots of really insightful commentary on his Facebook, such as this:
Yup, cops are the reason you should be scared. Gangs? They’re puppy dogs compared to the guy on the stool at the strip club. Then there was this BRILLIANT oratory:
“Savilians.” “Recest.”Just some amazing spelling going on with Joshua Matos. Anyway, this guy actually wrote on Facebook, “we the people have the rite to resist unlawfull arrest to the point were we can tke the life of the arresting officer.”
No. Just no. See that’s the problem right there. People actually believe that they have some sort of “rite” to resist “unlawfull” arrest, and kill a cop if they determine that the arrest is unlawful. He actually thinks that, and he’s certainly not alone. That’s why people like Alton Sterling and Michael Brown die. Because they’ve given themselves imaginary rights that end up getting them killed.
And Joshua constantly shares these BLM memes:
Hey, let’s do what Joshua suggests with this meme. No more cops in Springfield. Let the inmates run the asylum. Next time someone is sitting in a strip club stool that you’ve decided you’re entitled to, call a crackhead up instead of the cops. I’m sure they’ll help you out.
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