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BLM Terrorists Are Blocking Finish Line Of Twin Cities Marathon This Weekend

Black Lives Matter St. Paul is planning to block the finish line of the Twin Cities marathon this weekend, which should be interesting since the winner of last year’s race is a black woman. 

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Just when you thought the terrorist hate group that calls itself “black lives matter” couldn’t get any worse, they announced last weekend that they’re going to be blockading the Twin City Marathon in Minnesota about half a mile from the finish line:

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Of course they are. Because they’re terrorists and they always have been. You know how I can tell this has absolutely nothing to do with furthering the cause of black people? This was the winner of last year’s women’s race:

TC 10 Mile - USATF National Championship Cherobon-Bawcom at mile 7 2011 Medtronic Twin Cities Marathon


Look, the fact that these hippies are still a thing is a joke. They need to be crushed and destroyed. They’re lunatics hell bent on causing chaos on our society until they get what they want. They just have to figure out what that is first.

Let’s talk about how gutless this is for just a moment. Can you possibly pick a place where the people you’re trying to fuck with are more vulnerable than the 25.6 mile mark of a marathon? They’ve been training for this shit for MONTHS through the hot summer days. Their bodies are going to be falling apart at that point. And these asshats are gonna stand in front of them because they know they would get their ASSES KICKED if they tried this shit at mile 2. Gutless.

Here’s another thing – the first people to come through in a marathon are the wheelchair riders. They’re coming in at 20 mph and their chairs don’t have an air brake system. Basically they’re guaranteeing that people in wheelchairs are gonna smash into them. So good job BLM, you sure showed all those handicapped people a thing or two about their privilege!!! Sure, they can’t fucking walk, but they’ve never had to deal with institutional racism before, so they don’t know what the struggle is REALLY like.



Here’s the problem – Minnesota is a magical hippie land, filled with upper middle class white people who think they’re social justice warriors. And in general the running community tends to skew more towards the left. So you can imagine the type of nudniks we’re dealing with here. Check out this white privilege warrior in all her glory:

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Oh sweet Jesus. Make it stop.

See, this is the problem right here. Dumb white people who watched Selma on Netflix and think they’re alleviating their white guilt by kissing up to these morons. Any person who calls themselves “privileged” simply because of the color of their skin should be fed to the Chinese.

Newsflash – these are terrorists. And you don’t negotiate with terrorists. You trained for this. You paid for this. You have a permit to be there, and they don’t. You don’t have to “find common ground” with them. By pretending like you owe them something you’ve already made it clear to them that they’ve won.

The only, and I mean ONLY way to deal with these idiots is to not allow them to take away your freedoms. If they stand in front of you on the highway, run them over. If they stand in front of you on a marathon route, run them over. Because it’s not your job to put yourself in danger by getting out of the way of reckless and narcissistic lunatics.

The reason these idiots keep coming back is that dumbasses like this keep giving into them. Thus they feel empowered and legitimate. But they’re not.

Then you have hypocrites like this:

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Translation – “I don’t mind when you hippies block traffic because I’m not there. But don’t fuck with my marathon. Please.”

People like Kathleen are a HUGE part of the problem as well. They want to be the “good ally” so badly, that they’re afraid to call these terrorists out for being exactly what they are – terrorists. Even though they’re threatening to physically block her from completing the marathon, she prefaces her statement with “I’m a supporter of this movement.” No you’re not. If you have a problem with this protest then you obviously don’t understand what this movement is all about. It’s about chaos, destruction, and dooshnozzelry.

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Oh I see. She accepts “inconvenience” but the second you take money out of her pocket, THAT is when she draws the line. It’s not like anyone lost any money when the hippies blockaded highways across America. No one missed work or anything. And you tell me what’s more dangerous – hippies blocking runners or hippies blocking highways? What creates the bigger “risk of injury?” Just like Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone, as long as it’s not affecting you personally, then you support it.

Let’s keep in mind that it’s only been 2.5 years since Timon and Jafar blew up the Boston Marathon. The city of Minneapolis is just gonna let random asshole terrorists block the finish line and push them around? I guess that makes sense, after all, these people are Vikings fans. It’s all they know.

The bottom line is, I’ve finished marathons before, and I WISH a hippie would stand in my way. It would be the greatest way to finish a race. Plowing a hippie into oblivion!! That’s how you earn your medal!!


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16 Comment(s)
  • Beaker13
    September 29, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Want to spend a couple of hours making a REAL difference in the lives of black Americans ? Volunteer at a school. Mentor. Work at a food pantry, or church. Visit a nursing home. Clean up the local park. Cook a meal for a single parent and their kids. Give someone a ride to their medical appointment….. No ? Standing in the street while news cameras roll is what really helps ?…

  • Larry Mondello
    September 29, 2015 at 10:02 am

    The ignorant, elitist , liberal whites who support this pack of wolves are the most pathetic of all because they are seeking some kind of racial absolution for being born white. They seriously need to go fuck themselves.

  • Mousy
    September 29, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Pretty soon, we are going to need t-shirts that say “Don’t block me – I’ve already been disrupted by BLM.”

  • Chris From Georgia
    September 29, 2015 at 7:53 am

    Are these losers still around? Just arrest them for disorderly conduct and throw the book at them. Lets see how willing they are to go to jail for their beliefs.

  • strata
    September 29, 2015 at 7:27 am

    I hope they do …. they just end up looking like jerks. This “bowel” movement will go the same way as Occupy Wall St ….. just piss people off and move on to oblivion. The only reason these movements continue as long as they do is because the media stokes and keeps alive. Basically because they have to fill 24 x 7 news cycles.

  • BobnMic
    September 29, 2015 at 12:39 am

    How about those Patriots however? I friggin’ love them.

  • BobnMic
    September 29, 2015 at 12:32 am

    W w y – wrong. Just plain wrong. BLM is a hate group against America. They are taking advantage of incidents involving white police officers versus black alleged criminals and blowing this whole thing up like it’s some kind of race war! It is sick.

  • September 29, 2015 at 12:10 am

    The word terrorist is overused but the media shapes the people. Which terrorist are they being compared to, the Jews in Germany in 1933, the Ira in 70’s & 80’s,or is it the us who’s terrorized 76 countries in 70 years,BLM seems just as American as all of you. Good company.

  • george
    September 28, 2015 at 11:47 pm

    I sympathize with blm. Slavery was a terrible thing, I mean if we never brought Africans over here in the first place we wouldnt have a lot of these issues, and I would’ve had a decent shot to play pro ball. But seriously if they aren’t liberated over here, cross the ocean and see how you fare in Africa.

  • BobnMic
    September 28, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    This whole BLM thing is unbelievably pathetic. It’s route message, in their seemingly creative but non-effective philosophy is causation for, “Let us commit crimes and not be arrested and/or prosecuted because back 100 and 50 years ago we were wronged.”

    Fucking what? I mean come-on folks. Do you really think we are going to fall for that bullshit? This is fucking 2015 already. We righted that wrong and it was wrong albeit. A ton of white people died for the fight of anti-slavery. Did you forget that? But now it is right to disregard this fact? I think not.

    Get a grip.

    Just be a good citizen, obey the laws, then none of this will ever be an issue. Is this too much to fucking ask for? My God.
    I am not afraid to tell it like it is.

    And you my fellow Americans that are Black, let’s just do this thing called America. The greatest country on this earth. It is fun and we will all have prosperity together with all of us as one people, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

    • BobnMic
      September 29, 2015 at 12:03 am

      That last part was serious. I know it sounded a little dorky but it was/is for real. I promise. Ok, I am going to shut up now. Sorry.

  • RJ
    September 28, 2015 at 11:15 pm

    If they had a legitimate cause and they wanted to block the marathon, I wouldn’t agree with the method, but at least I’d understand. The problem is, they don’t have a legitimate cause. If they valued the lives of black people, they’d be protesting out in front of McDonald’s (#1 cause of death for black people is heart disease, number 3 is stroke and 5 is diabetes). Go raise money for stop smoking campaigns (number 2 is cancer, 6 is lower respiratory illness). Get people non-slip mats in the bathroom and encourage people to wear their seat belts (#4 is accidents). Go encourage kidney health (not sure on a fun suggestion there, but kidney disease is #7). Go fight against gangs, since homocide is #8. Encourage people to get wounds treated and to exercise basic hygiene since sepsis is #9. Finally, instead of blocking the marathon, why not walk the marathon to raise money for Alzheimer’s research? After all, it’s the #10 leading cause of death of black Americans.

    No? The real problems are too big? Too hard? Yeah, by all means, go stand in the street and feel like you did something by keeping people from enjoying something that might mean a whole lot to them. Good for you.

    • Chloe
      September 29, 2015 at 7:13 am

      THANK YOU! Best reply…ever.

    • Jessica
      October 1, 2015 at 9:19 am

      Awesome response RJ. To the point and full of information that is relevant and useful. Thank you.

  • Publius
    September 28, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    BLM is in someways the ISIS of America. Terrorists. BLM should take a page from the hard working succesful African immigrants in this country.

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