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BLT-123 Blowfish Says Northampton Cops Are Helping People Beat Up And Misgender Pots And Pansexuals, Community Members Blast Anyone Who Questions Story

 

This is Corinne Elizabeth Towne.

As you can tell by looking at her, she is from Northampton, and she moved there specifically because it was a safe space for the BLT-123 community. Because everyone knows that Massachusetts towns and cities in 2021 are DANGEROUS places for the pots and pansexual community, and the only refuge can be found in Northampton and P-Town.

At least she thought it was in Northampton. As it turns out transgender people are getting spit on left and right, misgendered (which is violence), and beaten in the streets. Not only do the cops not intervene, they also laugh and shake hands with the transphobes responsible for these attacks and beatings!

Those things definitely happened!

Unfortunately the cops could not get there in time to stop the hate crime because the BLM City Council voted to defund the police last year.  Good thing Chief Jodi Kasper took a knee with protesters last year.

They sure seem appreciative of her gesture.

Then again this is the same city that outlawed “High 5 Friday” at elementary schools because kids giving high 5’s to police officers was traumatizing and nearly getting students of color killed. After we broke that story in 2017 the lesbian parents who led the charge to have it cancelled ended up asking the police for extra patrols at their house because of their newfound attention and shame.

As one boy/girl/other pointed out, it’s against the law to misgender someone.

Because I definitely want to live in a world where the government can outlaw words that come out of my mouth simply because they coincide with biological reality. The question is, who will enforce these laws and arrest the bad guys who misgender once the police are fully defunded?

Luckily absolutely no one questioned Corinne’s story and everyone agreed that this was entirely the cops fault after voting to defund them.

However, one woman did say “if this happened” before urging Corinne to go to the police chief and reminding her that misgendering someone is a very big deal.

Little did she realize how offensive it was to say “if this happened,” as there could be no doubt that BLT-123’s are getting beaten like hot cakes all over Northampton as the cops look on and high 5 the bad guys.

 

As Rene Meade points out, “y’all” unwillingness to blindly believe every unconfirmed anecdote on the Internet is why BLT-123’s are being massacred left and right.

And Morgan McGann seems like a rational person who happens to celebrate when cops are killed.

These people should be taken seriously.

But wait, isn’t Chief Kasper a lesbian herself? Why isn’t she doing more to protect the BLT-123 community? As it turns out she actually “weaponizes the hell out of her white lesbianism” according to Easthampton horseshoe nose ring activist Charlie Marshall, who hates Nazis almost as much as she does picking one hair color and sticking to it.

She seems like a happy, well adjusted person who isn’t lashing out at the world because her stepdad Bill ate all the Oreos.

Let’s just hope that Corinne’s post will lead to even more reform and more defunding of the police in Northampton so that no one will be around to stop the blood bath of anti-BLT-123 hate crimes that take place in Northampton on a daily basis.

 

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25 Comment(s)
  • I'm WHITE and SUPERIOR.
    August 20, 2021 at 1:44 am

    Look at all these FREAKS it reminds me of the freak shows the circus use to have years ago. The only difference now is these FREAKS walk our streets and we don’t have to pay to see them.

  • Je Suis Dorito Dink
    July 1, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    Does anyone know how Boe Jiden learned about roaches?

  • Inflamed Anus
    June 30, 2021 at 6:22 am

    It’s hilarious that in the photo of the Chief kneeling with protesters the nog the cops are kneeling with has a “Fuck Cops” sticker on her tumbler.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Inflamed Anus
      June 30, 2021 at 1:09 pm

      Or bull horn, whatever it is.

  • Richard Scratcher
    June 29, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    This town needs an enema

  • Captain Trips
    June 29, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    That fat whale doesn’t bother me. Her heart won’t make it to 40 so who cares?

  • Dr Wu
    June 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm

    Northampton?
    I’ve got friends up the ass in Northampton!
    But seriously, if all these stupid dumb fucks want to congregate in one small town, that’s fine by me. It’s kinda like giving the Indians a reservation. Just fucking STAY there.
    One other thing: if you want your “gender” addressed in a certain way and you’re unwilling to walk around without pants on, WEAR A FUCKING SIGN AROUND YOUR NECK. That way I won’t hurt your precious feelings.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      July 2, 2021 at 1:58 am

      Doc,

      Comedian Bill Engvall tried your theory about 20 years ago (search “Here’s your Sign”) and was unfortunately unsuccessful. I’m on board and wish you the best of luck in your sign campaign.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    June 29, 2021 at 9:10 am

    The land of misfit toys in NorthButtfuck is a hilarious sideshow. Collectively, the ABCHIV+ crew will need to triple their SSRI intake until the endless trauma of existing subsides.

  • jonaspell
    June 29, 2021 at 1:50 am

    God, these things are plain hideous. They should be pitched into a furnace

  • Boe Jiden
    June 29, 2021 at 12:10 am

    As the sun goes down i gotta say Kamala looked like Grimace and Dr. Fauci like the Hamburglar.
    By golly i miss my German Shepherd Cat Trixie.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 10:54 pm

    I had a good Son. Not the one that Ukrainian arts and crafts but the one that died of Aids.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    And the poor black folk don’t have the access to the voting or decent wages and health from the prisons i put them in.
    I’m Boe Jiiden

  • Stop Liberal supremacist's
    June 28, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    Was just next door in Amherst lots of people walking around outdoors in 100% heat with masks and restaurants acting like covid in its peek. Feels like the LGBTQ crowd there is always looking to destroy someone who they deem to not be like them .what a depressing place. Let the Jim Jones academics drink there own cool aid.

  • Never WouldIEver
    June 28, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    Anyone who refers to North Hampton as ‘noho’ is a fucking lunatic. When I have been in North Hampton/Hampton it’s felt like zoo you drive through and cautiously feed the animals.
    Either redneck fucks or obese white chicks who married to illegals using them for a greencard. The feeling of having empathy for those freaks while also clenching my CCW is like when you’re near retarded blackbear who might attack.. except they have aids and are on meth.
    The addition of these fucking wackjobs really makes it a spectacle. I hope the police forces are abolished, maybe natural selection will help us rid the freaks of society. Either that or send them all to California then separate it from America

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    Anyone can use a bathroom that they can whenever the bathroom is your pants.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • whatevuh
    June 28, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    I have to go to Northampton once in a while, some of the ugliest, most mentally ill people you will ever see, as evidenced by the weirdo’s in this article. Thankfully, they are far enough away from us normal people.

    • Boe Jiden
      June 28, 2021 at 6:44 pm

      Poor kids are just are just as bright and just as talented as white kids

  • Boe Jiden
    June 28, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    I got hairy legs

  • Krispen Wah
    June 28, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    That first Shamu is in the Fitness Protection Program.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      June 29, 2021 at 9:14 am

      Fit’ness BigMac and XXXLarge diet woke-a-cola in ITS mouth.

  • Captain Trips
    June 28, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    Love the pentagram on Miss Piggy. That will serve her well on judgement day.

  • Captain Trips
    June 28, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    Piercings and leftists, there has to be a correlation

  • The Spic Tormentor
    June 28, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    Had I known you could spit on blue haired trannies and then chum it up with cops after, I would have made a trip to that shithole town sooner.

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