Social Justice Warriors

BLT-123 Nazis Lose Their Mind On Gay Warwick Cop For Marching In The Rhode Island Pride Parade, He Roasts Them With Kindness


The Rhode Island Pride organization has gone full “fuck duh po-lease” in the most embarrassing way possible.

Looks like the Warwick Police found the kryptonite of this particular LGBTQIALMNOP123 chapter – lights and sirens!! Every time a gay person in Rhode Island hears a siren or sees flashing lights they melt like Lemmiwinks when Mr. Slave gets a fever. Just look how mad these parade goers look!!

I support the gay community, and I mean this with all due respect, but the leaders of this particular chapter of Pride should probably stop being so gay. This is embarrassing. All you’re doing by freaking out like this is reinforcing existing stereotypes that many in the gay community have been trying to get rid of for decades. Gay people have made the NFL, earned medals for bravery in the armed forces, and gone on to become firefighters, paramedics, and yes…..cops.

And what are these bottom dwellers doing? Trying to prove that the LGBT community is fragile and easily triggered by bullshit.

Of course not everyone in the LGBT community feels this way. These are just the leaders, who happen to already subscribe to radical SJW orthodoxy that teaches that cops are evil killers who go around killing black people like a game of Buck Hunter that never runs out of quarters.

This is RI Pride President Joe Lazzerini.

He works for the Mayor of Providence, which makes me wonder if the Mayor agrees that police should not be allowed at the Pride parade. He also doesn’t exactly hide the fact that he’s a full time political activist.

Which is fine. I have no problem if you’re right right or left leaning, just don’t hide your intentions dude. You’re a democratic activist who hates the police. Good for you. But you don’t speak for all gay people, which is why twats like you should stop being elected to lead these organizations. It’s humiliating for regular LGBT people.

The comments were a mixed bag of anqueefa chuds and LGBT supporters who haven’t gone bat shit insane. Mostly the former.


Did I miss the viral police video of cops shooting the unarmed lesbians because they thought their dildo was a gun? Since when is the LGBT community oppressed by the cops? Stonewall? Are we still pretending that’s how modern day life works?

Then there was this…..child of God.

Pronouns – poop/I hate you Dad.

The irony here is that when I hate you Dad was born, and when you get down to it, I hate you Dad is just another white guy. But now that I hate you Dad puts on makeup and waves an Anqueera flag he’s all of a sudden the face of modern day oppression.

Not too many black or brown people showing up at this parade.

Sit down you white cis devil! Don’t you realize there’s a food chain of victimhood you’re supposed to adhere to? Your community excludes people of color, like this basic Becky BLT-123.

She hates cops because they have icky guns, but advertises herself as armed trans queers. These people are a constant parody of themselves.

Then a gay cop showed up from Warwick and it led to one of the most fantastic exchanges of all time.

$100 says “Ethan” calls the cops the first time she sees a black kid walking in her neighborhood.

In case you didn’t know, the Pride flag only belongs to LGBT folk who walk around with a metaphorical stick up their ass.

And therein lies the problem. Crusty bitches like you are an embarrassment to the LGBT community. People like Officer Hart put the Pride in Pride parade. They are the ones out there showing that being gay isn’t an identity, it’s just part of who you are. Believe it or not gay people can become cops just like straight people can.

Finally there was Yolandi.

Here’s an idea – don’t let the rejects from the Hunger Games pretend to be representatives of the gay community.

Being gay doesn’t mean you’re required to look and dress like a freak show. Nor does it mean you have to be a triggered little bitch who cries when you see cop lights and hear a siren.

P.S. This was making the rounds on the Pride page too.



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74 Comment(s)
  • Jake J
    June 23, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    I’m gay, and I think that “Pride” committee is completely full of shit. They sure as hell don’t represent me in any way, shape, or form.

  • Hotep
    June 20, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Let’s put these folks and DiDi in a bowl of quick sand and see who dials 911 first.

  • Berkshire girl
    June 20, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    As a biological female who prefers the D can I get a parade? Oh wait. I don’t need to make a spectacle of myself because of some delusional sense of entitlement. Seriously though, why is parading one’s sexuality a thing? Not a moral question but one of practicality.

    • Claram
      June 20, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      I have never read anything more ridiculous in my ENTIRE life. LGBT and whatever letter they have added this week has become a joke . A political tool to divide. SO a white gay male cannot participate because he is a Police officer? Seems like people who claim then are looking for tolerance have a whole bunch of rules for their “Club” ITS 2019 PEOPLE NO ONE CARE WHO YOU SLEEP WITH as long as it is a consenting adult. You don’t deserve a flag, a ridiculous parade or any other special treatment because of who you sleep with. What you deserve is what every other person deserves, to get treated just like everyone else Equal rights. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL because of who you sleep with. Honestly its like a bunch of attention starved children who have been given a platform to act out. What do those ridiculous outfits have to do with being gay?

    • Greg
      June 20, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      You’re an extremely ignorant little girl. Fifty years ago it was illegal for gay people to congregate or be served alcohol — in fucking New York City. Why don’t learn about the world a bit before spewing your worthless uneducated opinion.

      • Y
        June 20, 2019 at 10:04 pm

        50 years ago, Craig! STFU!

        • Greg
          June 20, 2019 at 10:10 pm

          Yes. 50 years ago. New York City circa 1969. Protests against such laws and their often brutal enforcement, which escalated in June of that year, launched the modern gay movement. That’s why June is Pride month.

          • 50 years ago today
            June 21, 2019 at 2:23 am

            50 yesrs ago I shit my pants in June. So to me June is diaper month.

      • Berkshire girl
        June 20, 2019 at 10:18 pm

        Greg. Not sure if your incendiary comment was directed toward me or comments there after. To be fair, it is 2019. I do not need to acquaint myself with 50 year old events. It is in fact 2019. Fair and safe to assume this community is no longer oppressed. Responsibly questionable. I require no further education on the matter, but will note your virtual signalling. Duly noted. Also, thanks for the “girl” reference. Should I be wounded by your assumptions? No thanks. Enjoy your day good sir. He/she/whatever the identity/flavor of the week buzzword.

        • Greg
          June 20, 2019 at 10:38 pm

          Not only are you ignorant but you’re arrogant about it. Great qualities. I’d say the word ignorant doesn’t even begin to describe someone who sees no value in understanding history. Not only do you need to acquaint yourself with the events of 50, 100, or 1000 years ago to understand the world at this particular moment in time, but you’re also in desperate need of a lesson in why no social justice, civil rights, peace, or security should be taken for granted or its permanence seen as a given. And the irony of you spewing your homophobic nonsense while claiming the LGBT community has no justification for continuing to celebrate Pride or merely maintain their visibility is just fucking mind blowing.

          • Christopher Lettiere
            June 21, 2019 at 10:23 am

            Craig, STFU already. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, I’d fart. Go be merry.

          • Greg
            Greg not Craig
            June 21, 2019 at 11:56 am

            Intelligent response. Feel free to remain an ignorant cunt for the rest of your life.

          • Berkshire girl
            June 21, 2019 at 1:11 pm

            It’s entertaining how much this conversation has devolved. Greg has you misplaced your peen?

          • Christopher Lettiere
            June 21, 2019 at 1:22 pm

            STFU Craig!

          • Christopher Lettiere
            June 21, 2019 at 1:23 pm

            You sound like Jenny C R A I G

          • Christopher Lettiere
            June 21, 2019 at 1:27 pm

            C R A I G

          • Berkshire girl
            June 21, 2019 at 2:04 pm

            Greg, psst…your misogyny is showing and you seem like a rather presumptuous fella. In the throws of you spewing your assumptions, I picked up some hypocrisy as well. You scream about pride and ignorance while simultaneously shitting on women. Using the term cunt? Perhaps I’m making assumptions now, but safe to gather you may have a feminazi in your immediate circle. Would you freely use that term in conversation? You also assume I disregard history. You are mistaken, good sir. 100 years ago I would not have been able to vote. In fact, speaking freely and having an opinion may have rendered me institutionalized. 1000 years ago burned at the stake for heresy or witchcraft. Do I shroud myself in victimhood for the sake that folks were ignorant long before my existence? No thanks. It is 2019. You won’t see me whining on the rooftop. Also, why are you here? Stroking your ego a bit? A noble cause certainly. “Educating” all of us ignorant, bigoted, and hateful boobs. Perfect strangers on the interweb. Good job Greg. You’ve earned your cookie!

          • Berkshire girl
            June 21, 2019 at 2:11 pm

            Y, you my friend, are hilarious. The interweb has not failed on this day! Comedy in droves. Comedy gold!

          • Berkshire girl
            June 21, 2019 at 3:20 pm

            One final thing before I bid adieu. I have never been schooled by an internet rando before. Craig you have popped my cherry! I have choked on your infinite wisdom that my feeble mind was previously unable to grasp. Was it consensual? Pound me too! I better report this encounter to the fart rape police. Post haste!

            So long and thanks for all the fish.

  • randiguy2006
    Those boots are FABULOUS!
    June 20, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Most cops are gays who were picked on is high school anyway.

    • Tell Us The Truth
      June 20, 2019 at 12:06 pm

      I’m so sorry
      Did you fail the written, physical or psychological exam?

      • 100 is a flunking grade for whites
        June 21, 2019 at 2:26 am

        He could just be a plain old white male with a 100 test score.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 20, 2019 at 7:20 am

    It is interesting how many of these “oppressed” groups base their perceived current oppression on legacy events.

    How many of the participants of this parade have ever been beaten, arrested, or even harassed by the police in the last, say, 25 years? Now, let’s narrow that down even further. How many have experienced those things within Warwick within the same timeframe? I’m going to go out on a limb and say exceedingly few, if any.

    They are basing this “fear” of the police not on the actions of the current police officers within their own community, but on the events of Stonewall 50 fucking years ago.

    Do they think that the participating officers are not actually gay, but undercover agents waiting for the right opportunity to open fire? That’s paranoia, bordering on psychosis.

    I would hate to be a part of any organization that preached paranoia, exclusion, and hatred for other people who were like me.

  • Toaddy Fields
    June 20, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I wonder if the BLT-123 79 & Me community is aware that they CULTURALLY APPROPRIATED the rainbow flag from the black activist group the Rainbow Coalition. The gay rights movement also piggy-backed onto /hijacked the black’s CR movement for recognition.

    The Rainbow Coalition was a coalition active in the late 1960s and early 1970s, founded in Chicago, Illinois by Fred Hampton of the activist Black Panther Party, along with William “Preacherman” Fesperman of the Young Patriots Organization and the founder of the Young Lords as a civil and human rights movement Jose Cha Cha Jimenez.[1] It had Jack (Junebug) Boykin, Bobby Joe Mcginnis and Hy Thurman as leading members of the Young Patriots along with many other leading members from the Black Panthers and Young Lords. The Rainbow Coalition’s goal was to expand symbolically to join forces and later included various radical socialist groups and community groups like the Lincoln Park Poor People’s Coalition.[2] It was associated with the rising Black Power movement and Puerto Rican Nationalist Party, which mobilized some African-American and Latino discontent and activism by other ethnic minority groups after the passage of the mid-1960s civil rights legislation under Democratic President Lyndon B. Johnson.

    Gay people used to be such hot shits to be around – especially for their quick-wit, sense of humor. They loved to make you laugh! Being gay wasn’t their whole life and didn’t get their identity from being a victim – unlike today’s – even during the AIDS epidemic!

  • Jeff J
    June 20, 2019 at 1:59 am

    Talk about MAJOR hypocrisy. As soon as one of em gets threatened, punched or breaks a nail, who do you think they’re gonna call?? What happened to ALL that inclusivity they’re always preaching??
    On a side note…..why is it called homophobia?? I’m not scared of homosexuals or of becoming one.

  • Jarod Lavigne
    June 20, 2019 at 12:42 am


  • Debauchery 102
    June 19, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    Did the cops come and protect the sodomites at the pulse nightclub. Yes they did.
    Perhaps the cops should listen next time and stay home.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Jerry Nadless
    June 19, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Liberalism is a mental disorder !
    And what do I love the most?
    Yep ! Watching them eat their own !
    Please pass the popcorn.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 19, 2019 at 10:49 pm

      I hope it’s a double feature, because I can’t get enough!

    • Y
      June 20, 2019 at 10:02 pm

      I knew someone would appreciate the Jerry Nadless moniker.

  • Linda
    June 19, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    Wait, is gay bashing a thing that gays do to other gays? I thought they were all on the same team? It’s time to ban the Gay Pride Parade since they can’t get along and include ALL the gays.

    And, as someone else said, who even knows if that Cop/Gay agreement was even made? show me a contract or a picture of the handshake.

  • Reputable Character
    June 19, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    I bet they’re worried about the bill. “We didn’t order it so we’re not paying for it”; they’re so pissed because it’s probably an upcharge to have the sirens and lights!! Hah… It’s the police. They do what they need to do to protect us. Heavens forbids you fucks needed extra police for whatever reason, and they weren’t there! They dispatch as they see fit. They didn’t infiltrate the perimeter for fucks sake, they were welcomed in. Because they’re THE POLICE. Wtf?? So arrogant.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 19, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    As usual, the “Love trumps Hate” brigade are spewing hatred from every pore.

    Too stupid and triggered to notice their own hypocrisy.

    Total cunts.

  • LOT
    June 19, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Sodom & Gomorrah have nothing on this state. From Northampton to Provincetown it will end the same way.

    • Greg
      I know how it ends...
      June 19, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      …with you finally sucking a big cock the choking to death on it.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        June 19, 2019 at 10:08 pm

        We can always count on a sodomite to say the most vile things…

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          June 19, 2019 at 10:55 pm

          Bi’s and gays like to think that everyone is secretly gay and just hiding it; that is their way of internally dealing with the fact they know deep inside that they are immoral and just plain fucked up.

          • Greg
            You too
            June 20, 2019 at 7:12 pm

            Oh look another scumbag with repressed homosexual desires. No other explanation for why you’d feel so threatened. My bet is that you’re nightly dreams play out like Falcon videos and you can’t even look at yourself in the mirror in the morning.

  • Look in the mirror
    June 19, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Definitely reminds me of the Rudolf line: even you are a misfit in the land of misfits. Pretty fucking sad that a group that has cried about prejudice and inequality for years ends up being the biggest group of judgemental assholes around today.

  • Inquiring Mind Wants to Know
    June 19, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Can I legally burn a rainbow flag to protest their assholiness?

    • BLT1617817171617171
      June 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm


      And now they don’t want “their” flag dragged???? But burning and denouncing the American Flag is fair game?

      These bitches need to make up their minds.

  • Lipstickhippie
    June 19, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Social media is cancer and political correctness is for crybabies. Stop the world…I wanna get off before it spins right off it’s fucking axis.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 19, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    The people always demanding tolerance, in general, have been and are the most intolerant.

  • Woodcock
    June 19, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Fuck LGBTQ they only need three letters but thanks to doctor frankanbeans we have 2 or 3 more letters added. I predict in 100 years babies will be born from inverted penises inseminated by extended clitori I just wonder who ends up on top.

  • Gweggy
    June 19, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    cool, turtoo boy is censoring now

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 19, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    What we are witnessing here is the fall of the New Rome.

    I give modern society 50 years at most.

    1000 years from now they’ll be digging up our artifacts.

    Sad, really.

    June 19, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Wasn’t this resolved with a cop in The Village People, decades ago?

  • Y
    June 19, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Just be gay, no one fn cares, but stop flaunting your sexuality in everyone’s faces. And, for the love of God, please stop normalizing pedophilia. Desmond is NOT amazing.

    • Greg
      June 19, 2019 at 9:46 pm

      What an uneducated, ignorant fuck you are.

      • Buttons
        June 20, 2019 at 12:02 am

        What a sick cum guzzling aids infected mentally ill sodomite you are

        • Greg
          June 20, 2019 at 7:16 pm

          You sound like the kind of guy who expresses disgust towards people he calls “deviants” who’s then later arrested for fucking his own kids.

      • Y
        June 20, 2019 at 9:54 pm

        Settle down, Craig. I have a master’s from Bentley. My education is irrelevant. What’s relevant is, the fact that absolutely no one cares who, or what, you want to fuck; stop pushing your sexuality on the general public. WE DON’T care!

  • Hartford
    June 19, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    I really don’t care what these misfits from the island of broken toys feels about anything.
    I think you are a a free portable zoo to be looked at like animals at the zoo were 200 years ago. I point and laugh and thank God I’m not you wallowing in your misfit victimhood.

  • bill fleming
    June 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    The straight parade in Boston has a gay guy as the parade marshal maybe he will allow lesbian cops to march.

  • Anti Fag
    June 19, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    What kind of cop wants to march with FAGGOT FAGS? Shit eating worthless FAGS!

    • Rochambeau
      June 19, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Is this satire? If so, it was poorly executed.

  • Said Everyone
    June 19, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    What a bunch of crybabies. This cop whether gay, straight or polka dotted seems like s decent person. The loony left is eating their own and securing a second term for Trump. They are too stupid to realize that

  • randiguy2006
    Reading comprehension
    June 19, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Read closely…its not about marching…they broke their contract.

    They agreed to certain things (like all groups to that march) but showed up and broke the rules.

    Be honest.

    • Lance
      June 19, 2019 at 5:34 pm

      Typical. Believe what the little cry baby puts on Facebook. Because they never lie

    • Oscar Wilde’s Wallpaper
      June 20, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      The gay cops marched when they weren’t supposed to ? Then how come they’re not glorified by the press and the gay spokesdouches like when the fake veteran gays used to crash the St Patrick’s Parade in South Boston ?
      The love that dare not speak it’s name can’t keep it’s fk’n mouth shut now.

  • Brock Turner
    June 19, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Gay pride and straight pride parades are both gay

  • Two Steps Forward, 10 Steps Backward
    June 19, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    All the fucking homos can go fuck right off. Those motherfuckers have been complaining about acceptance and tolerance for fucking decades now. But, for some fucking reason, acceptance and tolerance is a goddamn one way street with them. It has become very obvious that gays are not tolerant of anyone else. Until you fucking degenerates start accepting EVERYONE, you can fuck off!

    • Greg
      Hey closet case...
      June 19, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      Just suck a dick and get it out of your system already.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        June 19, 2019 at 10:12 pm

        Sodomy…such a great thing to have ‘pride’ in. Youre so tolerant of the views of others. Typical

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          June 19, 2019 at 10:48 pm

          And to think many thought the gay whining might stop when gay marriage was legalized. Nope. Always the victims, AND:




        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          June 19, 2019 at 10:56 pm

          Bi’s and gays like to think that everyone is secretly gay and just hiding it; that is their way of internally dealing with the fact they know deep inside that they are immoral and just plain fucked up.

  • Wwy
    June 19, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Lots of faggot cops especially in the gay state. What a sick fuck can he search men or do they have to call a man. Lol Boston strong.

    • Rochambeau
      June 19, 2019 at 6:46 pm

      Wwy, that wasn’t racist, either. How are you? Are you doing okay? I’m getting a little worried about you.

      • Wwy
        June 20, 2019 at 12:59 am

        Oh jewish diddlers like kraft,Epstein,Dershowitz,Weinberg,Weinstein and all the oven dwelling kikes is a religion not a race ya dumb fuck. Jesus cursed the kikes that’s why no one ever said “there’s a good looking Jew” the curse is on your faces.

  • Banged Me Gavel
    June 19, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Pardon the seemingly (but not truthfully) homophobic and unkind expression, but the over-the-top reactions are so gay. These people feel UNSAFE with gay cops participating? Afraid of WHAT? That Joe Lizardini has hair that reminds me of Johnny Weir at the Westminster Dog Show last Thanksgiving. And wtf is that in the short shorts and black-and-magenta flag? Why all the need to be flamboyantly outrageous and obnoxious? Where’s Monty Python’s well-hung jury when you need them?

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 19, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Didn’t the gays sue to march in the Boston St. Patrick’s day parade?

    They didn’t want to march because they were Irish.

    They wanted to flaunt the fact that they were gay.

    They screamed and yelled they were being discriminated against, yet they want to discriminate against another gay because of his job. Give me a break.

  • Scott
    June 19, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Each one of these people should have 911 disabled on their phones.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    June 19, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    They can’t stand the fact that gay people are being whatever they want to be.
    What they can’t stand even more is the fact that their attempts to shame him into falling in line with what they want him to be exploded in their face like a ruptured field cannon.

    BTW this is how you kill these assholes, with kindness. Nothing breaks them in half like having their rage answered with kindness. They’re expecting their anger to be answered in kind so they can paint him as the usual things they paint everyone as. When they don’t get that, they have no idea what to do. Their plan is turned on it’s head and now they’re the ones looking like assholes and they know it.

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