The Rhode Island Pride organization has gone full “fuck duh po-lease” in the most embarrassing way possible.
Looks like the Warwick Police found the kryptonite of this particular LGBTQIALMNOP123 chapter – lights and sirens!! Every time a gay person in Rhode Island hears a siren or sees flashing lights they melt like Lemmiwinks when Mr. Slave gets a fever. Just look how mad these parade goers look!!
I support the gay community, and I mean this with all due respect, but the leaders of this particular chapter of Pride should probably stop being so gay. This is embarrassing. All you’re doing by freaking out like this is reinforcing existing stereotypes that many in the gay community have been trying to get rid of for decades. Gay people have made the NFL, earned medals for bravery in the armed forces, and gone on to become firefighters, paramedics, and yes…..cops.
And what are these bottom dwellers doing? Trying to prove that the LGBT community is fragile and easily triggered by bullshit.
Of course not everyone in the LGBT community feels this way. These are just the leaders, who happen to already subscribe to radical SJW orthodoxy that teaches that cops are evil killers who go around killing black people like a game of Buck Hunter that never runs out of quarters.
This is RI Pride President Joe Lazzerini.
He works for the Mayor of Providence, which makes me wonder if the Mayor agrees that police should not be allowed at the Pride parade. He also doesn’t exactly hide the fact that he’s a full time political activist.
Which is fine. I have no problem if you’re right right or left leaning, just don’t hide your intentions dude. You’re a democratic activist who hates the police. Good for you. But you don’t speak for all gay people, which is why twats like you should stop being elected to lead these organizations. It’s humiliating for regular LGBT people.
The comments were a mixed bag of anqueefa chuds and LGBT supporters who haven’t gone bat shit insane. Mostly the former.
Did I miss the viral police video of cops shooting the unarmed lesbians because they thought their dildo was a gun? Since when is the LGBT community oppressed by the cops? Stonewall? Are we still pretending that’s how modern day life works?
Then there was this…..child of God.
Pronouns – poop/I hate you Dad.
The irony here is that when I hate you Dad was born, and when you get down to it, I hate you Dad is just another white guy. But now that I hate you Dad puts on makeup and waves an Anqueera flag he’s all of a sudden the face of modern day oppression.
Not too many black or brown people showing up at this parade.
Sit down you white cis devil! Don’t you realize there’s a food chain of victimhood you’re supposed to adhere to? Your community excludes people of color, like this basic Becky BLT-123.
She hates cops because they have icky guns, but advertises herself as armed trans queers. These people are a constant parody of themselves.
Then a gay cop showed up from Warwick and it led to one of the most fantastic exchanges of all time.
$100 says “Ethan” calls the cops the first time she sees a black kid walking in her neighborhood.
In case you didn’t know, the Pride flag only belongs to LGBT folk who walk around with a metaphorical stick up their ass.
And therein lies the problem. Crusty bitches like you are an embarrassment to the LGBT community. People like Officer Hart put the Pride in Pride parade. They are the ones out there showing that being gay isn’t an identity, it’s just part of who you are. Believe it or not gay people can become cops just like straight people can.
Finally there was Yolandi.
Here’s an idea – don’t let the rejects from the Hunger Games pretend to be representatives of the gay community.
Being gay doesn’t mean you’re required to look and dress like a freak show. Nor does it mean you have to be a triggered little bitch who cries when you see cop lights and hear a siren.
P.S. This was making the rounds on the Pride page too.
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