Social Justice Warriors

BLT-123’s Lose Their Mind After Feminist Facebook Attempts To Get Woke With Pro-Choice Abortion Meme Because The Existence Of A Uterus Is Transphobic Now 


This SJW Facebook page with 2.3 million followers called “Lizzy the Lezzy” attempted to get woke over the weekend on the topic of abortion.

Now I’m not here to talk about abortion, but I’m pretty familiar with the arguments of both sides. And the argument being made here is that women’s bodies shouldn’t be regulated by the government. It’s a left wing point of view, and one that you would assume liberals could unite on.

But the one thing leftists are better at than anyone else in the world is eating their own. There’s a never ending oppression meter, and women are not at the top of it; BLT-123’s are. And I KNEW that framing abortion as a “women’s rights” issue would eventually be deemed to be transphobic hate speech. After all, according to SJWS, men can get pregnant. Someone with female anatomy who calls themselves a man is just as capable of creating a uterus u-boat as a good ol’ fashioned woman who calls herself a woman.

And right on cue, the comments on this post were some of the most entertaining I’ve ever read.

“Our anatomy is female. Genitals aren’t gendered.”

Except based on the 5 o’clock shadow, and the porridge pumper you’re rocking in your panties, your anatomy is actually male.

This is the new thing by the way. It’s no longer just “sex and gender aren’t the same thing because gender is what you think you are in your head,” it’s now, “there’s no such thing as biology, and my penis is actually a woman’s reproductive organ.”

Of course he’s got the gender pronouns in the bio highlighted.

Every. Single. Time.

“Cis female anatomy.”

Picture Meathead trying to explain that one to Archie Bunker. We need the return of All In The Family like they need mandatory birth control in Brockton. Angela Owen of course is the complete SJW package. Hideous, virtue signaling, and probably frequently refers to herself as an “ally” in order to prove that she’s one of the “good ones.”

“As a female who doesn’t have this anatomy, this is transphobic.”

Translation – I dump the baby batter into the sperm sponge, but I don’t carry the crotch fruit or give birth. And despite the fact that I get to skip the hardest part about being a woman, I still want credit for being a woman.

“I’m literally shaking right now.”

Imagine you weren’t able to control your bodily functions because of a pro-choice meme you saw on the Internet, even though you’re probably pro-choice? Thoughts and prayers.

(Upon further review of Guy’s Facebook page, this appears to be him mocking SJWs, but it’s still funny because so many people actually believe that)

“I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.”

So….you’re a dude who likes to bang chicks. Welcome to the club. Unfortunately you won’t be able to relate to this because you can’t get pregnant.

There were other more appropriate terms that the mob found acceptable.

“Pre-transition trans men.”

“AFAB non binary.”

“Some intersex and cis woman anatomy.”

How did we get to the point where people like this don’t feel embarrassed and ashamed to write stuff like that in a non-sarcastic manner? You literally want to be called “they and them,” even though that completely violates basic aspects of the English language. I guess if we can pretend biology doesn’t exist then we can do the same with grammar.

Anyway, as someone who will be voting for Donald Trump in 2020, I would LOVE to see more stuff like this. I hope that politicians focus on stuff like “misgendering,” and proper pronouns, because that’s definitely the type of stuff that a factory worker in Michigan wants to be lectured about before deciding who to vote for.


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58 Comment(s)
  • RacKAttacK
    June 6, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    If that first picture isn’t Jimmy Fallon pre SNL I’ll eat my shoe!.

  • jim carter
    June 6, 2019 at 10:54 am

    looks like Jimmie Fallon

  • I See Dumb People
    I see Dumb people...
    June 5, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Thisis what happens when parents failed to teach their children to love themselves the way they were born to be. it’s a shame as there are so many beautiful children in this world that these nut jobs are confusing by pushing their mentally unstable insane theories upon. parents teach your children they are perfect just the way they are they do not need to change themselves they were born to be who they are and they should love every aspect of who they are until they can learn to accept themselves the way they were born to be they will not grow emotionally and mentally the proper way.

  • Martin Mull
    June 5, 2019 at 9:11 am

    Men! Men! Men! It’s a ship all full of men! So throw your rubbers overboard there’s no one here but men!There’s men above and men below. There’s men down in the galley. There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff and one guy we call Sally. One guy we call Sally. AAAAAAAAAAmen!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 5, 2019 at 7:46 am

    I’ve just realised!!! This is Monthy Python’s Life of Brian!!

    Francis : Why are you always on about women, Stan?
    Stan : I want to be one.
    Reg : What?
    Stan : I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
    Reg : What?
    Stan : It’s my right as a man.
    Judith : Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
    Stan : I want to have babies.
    Reg : You want to have babies?
    Stan : It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
    Reg : But… you can’t have babies!
    Stan : Don’t you oppress me!
    Reg : I’m not oppressing you, Stan! You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
    Stan : [starts to cry]
    Judith : Here! I’ve got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb – which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’ – but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
    Francis : Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother… sister, sorry.
    Reg : What’s the *point*?
    Francis : What?
    Reg : What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can’t have babies?
    Francis : It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
    Reg : It’s symbolic of his struggle against reality.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 5, 2019 at 2:45 pm

      Prophetitc, just like the movie Idiocracy.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 5, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Hilarious that this man thinks that he is doing something righteous, when actually he is trying to bully women into accepting his lunatic beliefs.

    Wankers like him are setting back the women’s movement 100 years.

    And he makes a fucking plug-ugly attempt of being a woman. Face it, Raven, you’re a bloke.
    A proper ugly bloke.

  • Dark Truth
    June 4, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    If we just stay out of the way, the.competitors in the Offense Olympics will eventually eat each other.

  • evilr0b
    June 4, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    I just call them an “It”. It has a penis.

  • Mr. Dolan
    June 4, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    This will not be my next strpdaughter. Definetely not hot.

  • z
    June 4, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    Repo Man, 1984

    Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
    Repo Men: The hell he was!
    Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress.
    Oly: That don’t mean nothing, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know I do.
    Otto Plettschner: Damn straight!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ed Maaaahkey's comb-over
    June 4, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Simply put:
    It’s not transgenderism ( or whatever the fuck they call it for today)
    And that is settled science !

  • Woman Adult Human Female
    June 4, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    hahahahaha we need these stupid arguments. Why? Because this is how leftist women get their ‘gender critical’ moment. This is how the trans movement starts losing allies…fast. Thank you turtleboy for exposing the transcult.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Sammy the Dashchund ( for today, at least)
    June 4, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    I identify as a Daschund. Excuse me while I go piss on my neighbors Petunia’s !

  • Penis=BOY Vagina=GIRL Sorry not Sorry
    June 4, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Does anyone care to be sexy and attractive anymore?? Effing ewwwwwwwwwww. I’d rather be alone, on an island, with Wilson until I die. They are taking over. We are doomed.

  • Austin
    June 4, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    That’s A Man Baby !!!!

  • Dr Wu
    Dr WU
    June 4, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    I, too, was a male trapped in a female’s body……….then my mother gave birth

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 4, 2019 at 3:27 pm

      I’m waiting for the taste you said you’d bring to me.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    Women and children first
    June 4, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    The true test to if this “guy” is a female would be on a sinking ship. No way in hell is “he” getting off before me and my bowling team.

  • Stunt Penis
    June 4, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Hate to break it to “raven”… but, if he was born with a Y chromosome, then he *was* born biologically as a male, even if he does or doesn’t have a penis.

    Y chromosome = male

    Settled science, as liberals like to say.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 4, 2019 at 1:56 pm

      Liberals – Believe science when it comes to climate change.
      Also Liberals – Disregard science when it comes to BLT-123’s.

  • gizzardlyatics
    June 4, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    SHE/HE is probably doin better than half of yall

  • Walt Ostrander
    June 4, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    As someone who is engaged a transwoman we do need to respect their rights and not differentiate them from cis-women. We are trying to get pregnant but nothing seems to work. We are looking for a safe space to discuss options for procreation.

    • z
      June 4, 2019 at 2:06 pm

      I’m surprised Raven isn’t an adjunct professor at Hampshire College.

      Maybe if they get the money in a few years.
      They is really pulling for them.
      Raven, you go them!!!!!!!

    • Science Bitch
      June 4, 2019 at 4:07 pm

      You raise an interesting point. Since everything taught in health class 20 years ago would be considered hate speech today by the left there’s probably a lot of confusion among young leftists on this topic.

  • Logic Is Hate
    June 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    We’ve gone crazy. Our once glorious, triumphant, absolutely superior Nation has cracked under the weight of it’s own success. People who aren’t busy paying bills and taxes, filling the fridge and raising normal, healthy children now have the time to develop and cultivate their own insanity and market it to the MSM and the DNC.
    Pick your side and prepare to defend your family.and your culture.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 4, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    WTF??!!!! I thought that thing was Jimmy Fallon in drag.

  • KimberlyS
    June 4, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    How dare these people appropriate my female culture!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 4, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Raven Henderson is such a beautiful empowered MAAB. He/she truly is a shining example of feminism. We need more like him/her in our fractured society.

    • z
      June 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      Them should love the person on the inside and not judge them by their looks.

      They applaud the braveness Raven has shown against the bigots of society.
      Raven has suffered much and them shouldn’t have to suffer in the future.
      They will proudly vote for them for whatever political office them chose to run for.
      They need more people like them because them are shining examples of them.

  • Traps
    June 4, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Queer Traps

  • Metro West Guy
    June 4, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    These kind of people fascinate me; how did they get to where they are now in life? I mean, you don’t just wake up one day and suddenly all these thoughts and viewpoints are embedded in your brain.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      June 4, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      Liberal schools/universities are brainwashing our children, and everything they learn is reinforced by the Mainstream Media, politicians, etc.

  • Barry
    June 4, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    I never thought there were any slippery slopes around this kind of thing but I couldn’t have been more wrong. There’s a “furry” sueing it’s employer for not having made a litter box available for it to shit in. That’s not a joke. These people are even crazier than your imagination and they have the support of a major political party. Be afraid.

  • hartf811
    June 4, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    I identify as unicorn………and I want my own bathroom.

    • Crazy time
      June 4, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      I identify as a soap dish.

    • ElJefe72
      June 4, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      I identify as a vibrator of a hot, horny lesbian couple.

    • bigdaddy
      June 4, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      I identify as a cat and demand a litter box in work cube

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      June 4, 2019 at 2:21 pm

      I identify as a men’s room urinal

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      June 4, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      I fully support the furry community. We all must embrace and celebrate the animal/human gender.

  • Mentally Ill
    June 4, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    From fruitcakes facebook

    Pride for cisgender monosexual homosexuals: “RAINBOWS AND PARTIES, YAY, GAY IS AWESOME.”

    Pride for transgender or agender individuals, especially bisexual or pansexual people: “No, really, I promise, we exist, we are real, and we have heard that edgy insult of yours a billion times, do something original, you anus.”

  • Siskel
    June 4, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    I’m loving this! This is what Lizzie raincloud is playing to. And Biden as well as the other 25 or more running for the Democratic nomination. I love it! They are shooting themselves in the foot every single day! Trump 2020!

  • bigdaddy
    June 4, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Are sure you are getting these off FB and not The onion?

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 4, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    this needs to stop!

  • z
    June 4, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Hey Raven, when you get into your late 50s you planning to forgo Prostate exams? After all, that’s not who are are and you don’t need them.

    So, have complete ignorance on the subject while you don’t know that your Prostate-specific antigen (PSA) # went from 2.6 to a 9 and your gynecologist says you have 6 months to live.

    Dumb shit.

    At least the drag queens know what they really are but just don’t want to act that way. Jeez, I’m sticking up for drag queens as being sane.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 4, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    “Sex is not cut and dry; nor is it binary.”
    What does the B in LGBT mean again?
    Bisexual, as in there are only 2 sexes.

  • Mentally Ill
    June 4, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Dam Fruitcakes!!!

  • Trans-formers
    June 4, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    There once was a man who was fickle;
    He didn’t want to pee from
    His pickle.

    He had it cut off,
    But then with one cough,

    We all knew she wasn’t “Miss” Nichol.

  • randiguy2006
    June 4, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    You mean to tell me crazy stuff is being posted on the interweb?

  • z
    June 4, 2019 at 11:59 am

    “Anyone with a problem concerning this probably shouldn’t be my friend”.

    The correct response should have been “Works for me ass-wipe”.

    You have this thing getting in your virtual “space” with that remark.
    And, pardon being gender incorrect, doesn’t have the balls to say “Fuck You”.

    • z
      June 4, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      “doesn’t” should be “you don’t”

  • Ogie oglethorpe
    June 4, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Please translate – This feels like a very difficult math question – “pre transition trans men – AFAB non-binary, some interesex and cis woman anotomy”

  • Ugh
    June 4, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Chomp chomp yum yum

    Please pass the popcorn over

    Watching a freak nation implode on itself


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