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BMW The Weymouth Cop Killer Was Driving Was Given To His Girlfriend For A Birthday Present, She Let Him Drive It Regularly, And Two People Are Dead Because Of Her Shitty Taste In Men

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Earlier today we published this blog about the girlfriend of cop killer Manny Lopes, and the 911 tape that seems to indicate she was at the scene of the crime:

As a turtle rider pointed out, this is an edited tape. It was originally 27 minutes, cut down to 11. But it doesn’t change the fact that this was stated on the tape:

“I have a witness to this accident, maybe someone’s girlfriend, at Columbia and Main Street.”

Thirty seconds later you hear this in the last 10 seconds of the transmission:

“We have a bystander on scene who claims she was with the male party.”

She was WITH him. Not “she just showed up here randomly worried.” She was WITH him. She was a “witness” to the accident. How can you witness something you’re not there for? We have spoken with first responders on the scene who saw her there. The fact that she was there is no longer a question, and it’s remarkable that the media hasn’t pointed this out. The question is, how did she get there?

She also reported the car stolen 30 minutes after she says it was stolen. Conveniently this call was made several minutes after the car crashed. Nothing shady about that!!

We threw out the THEORY that she might have been in the car before it crashed. However, this is contradicted by the police report, because the driver of the car Lopes smashed into only reported seeing one person exit the vehicle:

But the timing of her reporting the car stolen is too much of a coincidence. One turtle rider came up with a theory that makes more sense – she was with him in the BMW, they got into an argument, he stopped and let her out, he went nuts and smashed the car because he was all fucked up on something. She still could’ve witnessed it that way and the story would still be consistent.

One emailer tells us that the Cronin family was out of town, and that they are good people who detested Manny Lopes. They forbid their daughter from seeing him, but she’s just into that forbidden fruit. For the record, I 100% believe they are good people. The father lost his leg in a horrific accident, and he forgave the drunk driver who hit him.

Let’s be clear though – if she was in that car with him at all, then the car was not stolen. And it means she lied to the cops in a murder investigation. This is a big deal. So for all the insufferable naniburgers whining about us dragging her “good name” into this, it’s 1,000% relevant and we apologize for nothing.

And let’s not gloss over the fact that this chick was willingly dating a piece of shit who sells cocaine to children. Here’s a picture from his IG, and from the looks of it he appears to be cutting up some cocaine he just poured out of a baggie:

Look who liked it…..

Mary Cronin. She knew exactly the kind of person she was banging.

He also posted this picture of the two of them smoking a blunt, with the caption, “Lil biddie bit I throw crosses hoe wanna water bottle”:

And once again, look who liked it:

And this chick wants to be a nurse? Sorry, that matters. I would never, ever, ever wanna be treated by someone like this. Someone who bangs drug dealers and associates with this type of trash is not someone I trust with myself or a loved one in a critical situation. Let’s not gloss over the fact that as a nurse she’d have access to prescription pills as she bangs a guy who sells narcotics. Sorry, but the shit you do outside of work, and the company you keep, and the crap you post on social media, that all matters in the real world.

The police report says the car is registered to her mother Carolyn. This is undeniable. However, for all intents and purposes it appears to have been Mary’s car, which she received as a birthday present:

Must be nice.

A butthurt opined that she could’ve ended up at the accident scene by following him there. Except what car was she driving? He had the BMW and her parents were gone. And how would she know to show up at that spot, 1.8 miles from her parent’s house? If she was really out looking for him she could’ve gone in any direction. She just happened to pick the right one on her first try.

Then there’s this picture from his Facebook page:

That’s the BMW. Notice the date – July 5. And obviously she took this picture, because who else would be in the passenger’s seat? This was over a week before the murder. This means he regularly drove her car around while she rode shotgun. How can he steal a car that she basic lent out to him whenever he wanted to drive somewhere? And where was this “homeless” chud sleeping? These questions matter.

But please, tell me more about how out of line we were to suggest that she MIGHT HAVE been in that car at some point leading up to the accident.

Here’s an undeniable fact – if shithead did not access to her BMW, then Officer Chesna and Vera Adams would be alive today. That’s it. That’s the only thing that matters. This chick’s shitty life decisions ended up with two innocent people being killed. She will have to live with that forever because she was going through her wannabe hoodrat phase of life.

The bottom line is, if you wanna pursue a career in nursing (or any respectable field) then don’t date gangsters or coke dealers. If you do, then it’s fair to question what you knew and what your involvement was. Aaron Hernandez’ fiance likely disposed of the murder weapon. Is there proof? Nope. But common sense tells you that if you’re this close to another person, you know exactly what they do for a living.

51 Comment(s)
  • g
    July 23, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    what a waste of space they both are, there wrists waiting to be slit!!!

  • me109g4
    July 21, 2018 at 9:57 am

    I think we need to hang some blame on the liberal POS judge that let Lopes back on the streets,, this is the fourth time in two yrs. that a continued repeat offender has been let loose by some idiot judge who has gone on to kill a police officer. And these judges just keep going on like nothing happened. Mass. LE needs to wake up and start hitting back at these judges as if their lives depended on it,, because frankly it does.

  • Vader69
    July 20, 2018 at 3:27 pm

    All I can say is I hope this d-bag is crying in Dedham right now. He better never see outside the walls of Shirley Max.

  • ratchetnedd
    July 20, 2018 at 12:43 am

    “And it means she lied to the cops in a murder investigation. This is a big deal.” – Except in Massachusetts, where IF she were to be charged with anything, some bleeding heart judge will give her hugs and pats on her head, while wailing about how the defendant was duped and came from such a nice family.

    Oh, and notice how the car interior in the Instagram photo looks a whole lot like the interior of the girlfriend’s car, in the other photos…

  • Anonymous
    July 19, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Have anyone considered that he may have been driving her to a job/clinical in the SSH area. And made it to the due to receiving a text/phone call after the crash? And camera. Aren’t there cameras at the intersection, are they just red light, do they record at all times

  • Ibleedblue
    July 19, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Your best friend is a pathetic excuse for a human being, hopefully she’ll do this world a favor and leave it. Fuck anyone who defends these dirt bags, we lost an amazing hard working man who deserved to live more than your cunt bag friend and her junkie drug dealing boyfriend!

  • Really Y
    July 19, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Damn ive been spelling fact and facts wrong this whole time

  • Localyokel
    July 19, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Does Maury Povich still do the lie detector tests like he was doing 15 years ago?

    “Mary Cronin, you claimed to be a 100% ride or die bitch. The lie detector says that’s a lie. On top of that you jumped out of the car and reported it stolen. You did not ride, and you didn’t die when the time came”

  • just passing thru
    July 19, 2018 at 1:02 pm

    She reported the car stolen because otherwise she, as the person having given him the keys, or her parent/parents as the registered owners, are on the hook for letting an unlicensed person ( I assume he was unlicensed) operate the vehicle, which is a crime in MA. Plus they are on the hook for any damaged he caused while operating the vehicle.

    Reporting it “stolen” cancels the insurance and relieves them liability, but it can be proven that 1) they knowingly let an unlicensed person operate the vehicle and 2) a false police report was filed, and 3) an insurance claim was filed for any of the damages to the car…. then young Miss Cronin is screwed, and the D.A. down there is going to go after her like a pit bull on a steak

  • Masshole02169
    July 19, 2018 at 1:00 pm

    So the cop would be alive if it werent for the BMW..?… you turtle people love cherry picking situations to mold them in an image you can easily demonize and profit from. if anything she’s guilty of lying to the cops. Kind of the end of the story there. Get a fucking life. Instead of posting articles about the victims and their contributions in life, you’d rather rally a angry public opinion jury around a bunch of dumb ass young adults and try to make it about judicial politics. FUCKED UP PEOPLE DO FUCKED UP THINGS, denying any person due process doesn’t make us safer, no matter how evil their actions may be.

    • Dr. Ed
      July 21, 2018 at 1:01 am

      I thought comprehensive insurance still paid if your car got stolen,

      • caveman
        July 22, 2018 at 11:24 pm

        Oh shut the fuck up. It’s pretty obvious what type of person the officer was. No need to write an article to tell us that. What IS relevant, is the photos that show him driving the car he “stole”. I work in a hospital, NO ONE that makes the choices she’s clearly made should ever be an RN.

  • TheBigOldDog
    July 19, 2018 at 11:34 am

    I don’t know a single woman who goes out with a drug dealer who doesn’t use herself. Do any of you?

    • TortugaNino
      July 19, 2018 at 2:53 pm

      yes, yes he would be. If this WHORE hadn’t lent her BMW to this psychopath (who I’m sure she was aware did not have his license, and being a drug dealer was probably going to use the vehicle while committing one crime or another) then there is no accident to flee, no accident means no police response, no police response means that the only time these two would have met was when the cop SAVED HIS FUCKING LIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL! This is called being an accessory, which I’m sure will be explained to her when the lazy ass prosecutors in this state offer her a plea deal for her testimony, which will in turn be used as leverage to get her scumbag cervix scraper to accept a plea deal. welcome to Massachusetts! now please go find Finn, he can tell you what to do next.

  • Nope
    July 19, 2018 at 10:55 am

    Mary is my best friend and this is all lies. You don’t know the truth. stop making up shit.

    • y
      July 19, 2018 at 11:13 am

      your best friend is a cunt

    • Fred Knessl
      July 19, 2018 at 11:35 am

      OK, this is all lies then. What the hell was she doing hanging around with this fine young man and getting involved in his crime drama?

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      July 19, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      So she doesn’t fuck low life drug dealers? That wasn’t her Bremer? Fuck off bitch… your best friend might be an accessory to murder

    • citypoint
      July 19, 2018 at 2:02 pm

      Time to re evaluate your friendships,princess

    • TortugaNino
      July 19, 2018 at 3:04 pm

      Best friend huh? So is your boytoy studying to be a doctor at BU, or a lawyer at Harvard? Or does this scumfuck have a brother we need to trap and euthanize? Birds of a feather…

    • ratchetnedd
      July 20, 2018 at 12:46 am

      Please, enlighten us on how this story is not accurate.

    • Nope
      July 20, 2018 at 4:00 pm

      You people need to stop. She was not with him while he was driving at all that day! She was home! She got to the scene of the accident with another car. Her family has more then one fucking car. She did not give him permission to take her car! You guys don’t know the truth. She is in no way at fault. Stop making up shit.

  • AgingCynic
    July 19, 2018 at 9:47 am

    The poor parents are going to get sued big time. And having provided the car to their daughter which she used (by proxy) in a crime, they’re (at least) going to have to pay for lawyers. Insurance company will try to deny coverage and may succeed. This poor guy can’t win for losing.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    July 19, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Monkey Fucker.

  • Just saying...
    July 19, 2018 at 8:27 am

    I’m all for calling out assholes and pointing the finger at guilty people, this isn’t one of those cases though. It’s wrong to say that two people are dead because of Mary, she didn’t kill them, it was her horrible, disgusting, loser boyfriend. She’s guilty of making bad choices and having shitty taste in men but that doesn’t make her guilty of murder. She deserves some of the blame for her actions and this tragedy may have also been prevented but HE killed the cop and the elderly woman, not her.

    • DeeBo
      July 19, 2018 at 9:23 am

      She is just as guilty, absolutely deserves jail time for covering for this idiot.

      • Lola
        July 22, 2018 at 6:08 pm

        No one said she wasn’t guilty and I agree that she deserves jail time, but being just as guilty as him is a bit of a stretch

    • Not A Tragedy A Crime
      July 19, 2018 at 10:31 am

      This wasnt a tragedy. This was a crime. Tragedys are unaviodable this was a choice. Please use the proper words whrn describing a murder and murderers.

      • Get a dictionary
        July 22, 2018 at 6:05 pm

        Yea…it’s a tragic crime. A tragedy is something that causes great pain and destruction. It has nothing to do with whether it’s avoidable or not. So I’m pretty sure you need a vocabulary lesson, a simple google search can help you brush up. ANYWAYS, that’s not the point.

  • z
    July 19, 2018 at 7:28 am

    I see a phone in his lap while he is driving.

    If he beats the murder rap, they can use that as a fall-back position.


    BTW, I’m a little unclear, where did the rock come from? Just there at the scene or in the car?

    • DeeBo
      July 19, 2018 at 9:22 am

      She is just as guilty, absolutely deserves jail time for covering for this idiot.

  • z
    July 19, 2018 at 6:38 am

    So, it’s her car and not the moms (parents). It may be in their name for insurance reasons like many families do when there is a young driver. But, it looks like it is “Her” car. I’d say the parents are in the clear (other than being accused of raising a moron).

    So, he stole the car and then drove away at 2 miles an hour (30 minutes and about a mile away).
    She followed him by walking next to car the whole time.
    Which conveniently put her at the scene of the action.
    And during the action she declared the car was stolen because this time Manny went over the line and she finally had it with his bullshit.

    Sure, why not.

    Aw, man Oh, Hitler had Eva Braun, Manson had “Squeaky” Fromme,
    Ted Bundy got lots of dates, I wonder what I’m doing wrong.
    I don’t pretend to understand women’s little quirks
    Just one thing I know for sure – chicks dig jerks, yeah.
    “Chicks Dig Jerks”
    — Bill Hicks

  • Clitty Litter
    July 19, 2018 at 5:55 am

    I picture that hand around my cock.
    Is it available?
    …..asking for my cock.

  • anonymous
    July 19, 2018 at 3:18 am

    Just wanna point out that he’s cutting the coke in her car. The interior is exactly the same.

    • White grape
      July 19, 2018 at 8:36 am

      He is a piece of shit no doubt, but he is NOT cutting coke. He is rolling a blunt.

  • Helpwanted.....apply within.....MSP
    July 19, 2018 at 1:40 am

    This really isn’t hard to figure out….they were both in the car….they got pissed at each other and she said get the fuck out of my car I’m going home….being the thug he is he went to put his bitch in her place and drove off with her car so she called cops to report it stolen.

    Pretty sad that this girl is gonna throw her life away over a pube stached mini dick drug dealing thug….

    Oh well probably won’t pass the background check for a nursing job now…..

    Looks like a candidate to be a trooper.

    • Y
      July 19, 2018 at 1:43 am

      Are you related to her?

    • TortugaNino
      July 19, 2018 at 7:33 am

      just want to point out, hes rolling a friggin BLUNT. I want in no way to defend this trash bag for a second but c’mon ppl. you can actually even see stuff still in the bag that looks nothing like white powder, the comment on the post says “pack” which urban dictionary could have told u is weed slang (stupid but current), and on top of that anyone with even the most slight first hand experience would know its a large quantity of white if its in a sandwich bag and a pain in the ass to “chop up” on a coffee table with all the accoutrements let alone in the passengers seat of a car. I hate seeing TB reach that far and then continue to harp on his own wrong assumptions. its happening more frequently and discredits the actual very important revelations he typically provides in these scenarios. stick to the FACKS man! no need to try and bolster your case on slam dunks like this with such irrelevant fodder.

      • White grape
        July 19, 2018 at 8:31 am

        Yup! No coke there

      • paranoiawilldestroyya
        July 19, 2018 at 9:45 am

        “I hate seeing TB reach that far and then continue to harp on his own wrong assumptions. its happening more frequently and discredits the actual very important revelations he typically provides in these scenarios.”

        It’s the exact reason why no other “news” outlet is reporting on what social media is doing to Turtleboy. It could be why FB wont give them the blue check and whitelist privileges. If he posted facks, and kept it facks, it might be a different story. Instead he goes off on personal assumptions, reaching as far as he can into ridiculousness that he discredits himself as a journalist. They all do it.
        Don’t get me wrong, I heart TB and read them everyday on lunch break. I love how they call out the local scum bags. I think he/they are original in their idea with what this page is about. Sometimes they get carried away and it’s eye roll inducing, but I am a rider and will continue to be.

  • Y
    July 19, 2018 at 1:38 am

    Hang me, but I still think her parents should be exempt from the public stoning.
    Should this story pan out, and I suspect it will, then she should be charged with felony murder.
    Let’s get the F A X!!!
    Fuck Manny Lopes FRFR/ONE HUNNIT!!!
    Still no one reporting how Chesna helped save Manny when he tried scissoring his wrists in high school???

    • TortugaNino
      July 19, 2018 at 2:42 pm

      nailed it.

      • TortugaNino
        July 19, 2018 at 2:57 pm

        this was meant for “paranoia” my bad.

  • Wutown Gangsta
    July 19, 2018 at 12:25 am

    Why is his Birthday (DOB 10/8/97) blacked out? And whatever app everyone is using to black stuff out must look totally different on a phone because I can always see it clear as day on my computer screen lol

    • Y
      July 19, 2018 at 1:41 am


    • DeeBo
      July 19, 2018 at 9:18 am

      I came to say the same thing seriously, why did you guys blur it out? And LOL how is he a RAT his date of birth is all over the other reports

      • y
        July 19, 2018 at 11:07 am

        Sorry, read it incorrectly last night (too many scotches)

  • TJB
    July 19, 2018 at 12:06 am

    This sounds to me this loser had a case of the supposta’s…
    Supposta have a job.
    Supposta have a place to live.
    Supposta not drive with no license.
    Supposta not do drugs.
    And you fools wonder why Police treat everyone like a suspect when you are pulled over. RIP & prayers for the families.

  • CatchScratchFever
    July 18, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    This sounds like a bad case of Jungle Fever.

    • DeeBo
      July 19, 2018 at 1:40 am

      Go to bed old timer

      • Pussy Rapper Yo
        July 19, 2018 at 10:40 am

        I know your moms waitin for me to pray for da pussy plsy for da pussy lay for da pussy and stretch da pussy.

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