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Bob Kravitz Tells Colts Fans To Write Letters To Buffalo Bills About How Mean Their Fans Are

Indy fans and Bob Kravitz are the biggest bunch of whining naniburgers, so as you would imagine, they had their feelings hurt when they went to Buffalo this past weekend. 

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Apparently some Colts fan had a tough time with Bills fans this weekend at the game in Buffalo. And just like every Indy fan that ever existed they whined about instead of standing up for themselves. And who does every naniburger Indy fan turn to when they wanna unleash some of their butthurt? The Godfather of butthurt himself:

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Yup, Bob Kravitz. A guy whose butthurt has its butthurt. A man who made himself a household name in New England by lying about deflated balls in a game that his team lost by a billion and one points. A woman named Julie apparently reached out to him on the Twitter machine because she had had beer thrown at her, and was allegedly “poked” by Bills fans. His response was the most Bob Kravitz thing ever:

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HAHAHHAHAHA.

Yea Julie, sit down and draft a letter. Then send it on the Pony Express to Buffalo. I’m sure they will take it VERY seriously. After all, NO ONE in Buffalo ever throws beer at anyone else, just like no one ever tries to tip over portapotties with Patriots fans inside of it:

Just like one ever calls you a homo for wearing Patriots gear:

I’m sure they’ll take your letter very seriously. LOL.

It’s just such a Bob Kravitz thing to say. He’s living in a world where PSI matters. He’s a fan of the softest, whiniest team, that forces the league to change their rules every other year because they can’t beat the Patriots if you’re allowed to be physical. I’ll tell you one thing – Bob Kravitz wouldn’t last five seconds in Buffalo. It would eat him for breakfast and spit him over Niagara Falls.

What this woman should’ve done is reached out to Turtleboy, since we are the expert on all things Buffalo. We would’ve told her that she got off easy. Because Buffalonians display a special kind of savagery. They are the most intense, vile, and enthusiastic fans in the NFL. Thus far they have been the only group out there who has managed to score a head shot on Turtleboy Sports. After the entire city of Buffalo came at us we lost some writers, gained some more, and underwent crazy management changes. They won the battle but as you know, we’re still here, so we won the war.

Hey Julie, next time you’re at a game in Buffalo just remind them of all the times Indy has won the Super Bowl. Oh wait, only we can do that. Well just point to the scoreboard and laugh at them. Oh wait, they kicked your ass. Sorry but the only way to win these people over is to wear you’re “Brady’s A Lady” shirt and call him an Uggs wearing homosexual. Then maybe they’ll stop poking you for five minutes.

Or just tweet Bob Kravitz and write a letter. Whatever works for you.

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5 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    September 15, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    His sign is Vagitarius.

  • BlackandWhite
    September 15, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    LMBO!!!
    Eff you, CrabPitz!

  • RSoxGuy
    September 15, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    At first i thought Bob Kravitz was justa butt hurt pussy. But this guy has clearly crossed over into full CUNT mode. How any media outlet would allow this assclown to represent them, I have no idea. Then again the TnG has Racebait Clive so maybe its more common than I think.

  • BobnMic
    September 15, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    *”there’s no crying” it should be

  • BobnMic
    September 15, 2015 at 2:24 pm

    We need Tom Hanks right about now to tell everyone that their is no crying in football. Maybe fans like this and the other 31 league owners will listen to Tom. It worked for baseball.

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